The StarCraft II thread

[Papa Zito]

PapaZito #836.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

[Papa Zito]

I'm entering this best of the baddies tournament. If you don't mind playing for the amusement of better gamers, there's a $25/10 prize pool.

Now I wish I actually played some ladder games. I have, like 4 or something. I completely qualify otherwise.

[Papa Zito]

HD and Husky should burn in the fiery pits of hell. ASAP.

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[Papa Zito]

Anyone here suck at the game, like I mean, really suck?

Oh hai.

I Wouldn't mind playing with some people but I have only done practice league, and last game I played was probably a week or two after the game came out

I'm still unranked.

[Papa Zito]

Hey so my laptop finally came in last night. Having a computer is sooooo cooool you have no idea.

So YES this weekend I would like to lose to someone ok.

[Papa Zito]

Do I get to 2v2 with Fate?

[Papa Zito]

Teammate: PapaZito

Reserved!

>_>
<_<

You know I'm terrible right? lulz

[Papa Zito]

Anyone wants to schedule a time for 4x4'ing this weekend?

Hay I wanna do this.

[Papa Zito]

Well yeah I just want to play 4v4s

[Papa Zito]

Just popping on to say that there is a

really

cool Mafia game on Starcraft now. It's not the paladin one where you build bases and stuff but it's an actual mafia game with setups and roles and night/day phases and everything. I tried to get a screenshot of the night phase but it didn't work for some reason. :/

Anyway can we arrange a game y/n?

[Papa Zito]

Name: -Mafia-
Category: Lies
Mode: Murder

Search "Mafia" (without the dashes) under custom games to find it. It won't find it if you use the dashes for some reason (omg SQL injection?)

I should be around this afternoon. Heading to the gym now, I'll check in later.

[Papa Zito]

I've been oonnnnnn where are youuuuuuuuuu

[Papa Zito]

Nobody's posted that Day9 was on NPR yet what's wrong with you all.

[Papa Zito]

Is anyone on MS awful at Starcraft II?

I should be the worst on here.

[Papa Zito]

I'd say we should have a WORST OF THE WORST tournament but we never even finished the actual one >.>

You won the actual one.

Sure, I'll /in for the Worst of the Worst.

In preparation, I won't play any SC2 until the tourney.

[Papa Zito]

Get a job you hippies.

I'll try to get on tonight.

[Papa Zito]

From the screenshots I've seen it looks awfully WC3-ish where you're playing a hero unit (Kerrigan) all the time.

Also banelings everywhere for some reason.

[Papa Zito]

Have a look at this.

[Papa Zito]

yessssssssssssssssssss

[Papa Zito]

Couldn't KoC just swap with JDodge?

[Papa Zito]

Right. You're suppose to try, but failure is as celebrated as success. The more spectacular the better.

[Papa Zito]

let's swap out the one person with the know-how to make casting it work with someone else yay

Oh your casting is going to be just top notch I know it.

[Papa Zito]

fuck off

no u

Also, we need a prize for the winner. Preferably a really, really terrible prize.

Great idea. But like what?

[Papa Zito]

Gammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You are too good for usssssssssssssssssssss

[Papa Zito]

Gamma, that just means you'll have more to slaughter us with.

For each league you are above your opponent, opponent may select one keyboard key that you may no longer press for the match duration. Custom hotkeys not permitted.

I also like forcing higher-ranked opponent to use mouse only or something.

Ahahahahah that's brilliant. Impossible to police but brilliant.

[Papa Zito]

xRECKONERx (T)
ReaperCharlie (?)
Papa Zito (T)
gandalf5166 (T)
UltimaAvalon (T)
DeathRowKitty (Z)
JDodge (Z)
Flameaxe (P)
pickemgenius (P)
Moratorium (P)

OMG stalker.

BRONZE/SILVER ONLY?

I am unranked can I still play?

[Papa Zito]

alright, i need map vetoes (in private, IM or PM please) for the pool stage before we can begin

i'd like to get them in over the next day or so so that we can start over the weekend

I don't kno nothin bout no maps.

[Papa Zito]

Also nights last foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Papa Zito]

So since nobody else showed up me and Zito 2vs2'd to PLATINUM LEVELS. AS IN WE'RE 2VS2 PLATINUM NOW.
We almost went 5 wins out of 5 games but the last one had two zerg that kicked our ass- it's a pretty nice consolation prize thouggh.

PLATINUM BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRR

[Papa Zito]

Windows 7 has issues with Broodwar.

[Papa Zito]

Today on the way home I passed a run-down sports bar with a sign that said:


Barcraft
Saturday 5PM
MLG
Vietnamese Sandwiches


And I was like wow really that's a thing?

[Papa Zito]

I don't think I'm getting the expansion.

[Papa Zito]

oh good lord that'd be hilarious

Does it include Brood War?

[Papa Zito]

That's fantastic. I'd play if we can get something organized and if the thing can even run on Win10.

[Papa Zito]

So I read there's going to be some kind of HD version - will that be free too or are they releasing the original for free in hopes you buy the prettier one?