(NSFW) Mini 1882 - TPTG Mafia 1.5: The Fappening (NoWins)

[Fresh]

I didn't predict the broken part. Just that it wouldn't get used and scum would kill. That was the mega-obvious part.

[Firebringer]

I just realized gork died.
Should we cuck kuroi/snarky?
I kind of think that ends game

[Fresh]

IMPORTANT THING!

The book is broken. So in the event that there are two scums left, this is essentially a LYLO because they are killing now to keep the numbers odd.

[SnarkySnowman]

I just realized gork died.
Should we cuck kuroi/snarky?
I kind of think that ends game

Jaqen gave us a whole fuckwad of wifom. I am not scum, I suspect Kuroi might be but maybe less so because of the jaqen call

Let me read everyone's iso and give notes before we start pairing.

[KuroiXHF]

So yeah, let's cuck Snarky.

Get kinky wit: Rach

[Fresh]

You can't cuck Snarky without being cucked yourself. And what you just did is the precise opposite of cucking Snarky.

EVERYDAY THERE'S SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON.

Pouring scotch now.

[Fresh]

Now I know that most people are failing with Rach but the fucking stupidness of this is that I'm gonna have to say no to Podo before tomorrow afternoon if Rach doesn't get on and say no to this. Damnit.

[podoboq]

So yeah, let's cuck Snarky.

Get kinky wit: Rach

He knows what this is. There's no way he's legitimately this completely unaware and simultaneously this completely scummy. Kuroi has been scum this entire game, and in the case that any of you happen to not be completely convinced, you at least must agree that it is now impossible for town to win this game if we are attached to the concrete block that is Kuroi/Snarky. If they are both town, we already lost.

If Rach comes back and says no in time, or the pairing between them and Kuroi fails, all that must happen is shos or Rach partner eachother, and today is a success.

If Rach doesn't say NO before 2:53pm tomorrow, Fresh MUST say no to me. Then, we wait for Rach to break apart, shos partners with Fresh, then Rach partners with me. It has to happen in this combination, in this order.

If shos partners ME, then Kuroi can attempt to partner with Fresh, and Fresh can't say no. I maintain the ability to say no. If shos attempts to partner before Rach breaks up, he is leading to the possibility that I am cucked instead, if Rach doesn't come back in time or is scum and refuses.

Order of operations:

• Fresh breaks with me before 2:53pm tomorrow
  
• Rach either says no or breaks her pairing after it's successful
  
• shos links with Fresh
  
• Rach links with me

Firebringer does literally nothing. Make that slot simpler by only allowing one of the two heads to make decisions. This plan is completely foolproof, and will result in Kuroi and Snarky dying 100% of the time if followed. Any action that does not follow exactly this plan to the letter is a complete scum claim and that player will automatically be cucked day 6.

[podoboq]

In the case that Snarky & Kuroi are not BOTH scum (likely Snarky is town), we can worry about finding the (hopefully) last scum tomorrow.

[KuroiXHF]

Incorrect. I've only been scum since Day Three. I've been town before that.

[podoboq]

I'll be on between 8:00am and 10:00am tomorrow. I'll likely be on between noon and however long it takes for me to be confident that Rach broke or Fresh said no. No matter what, I will not be away for more than 24 hours at a time so that I can always so no if someone attempts to pair with me.

[Firebringer]

I was converted last night to the scum team.

[Fresh]

I'll be on in the morning briefly but make sure I'm available close to the cutoff time if Rach doesn't show.

Podo your plan is good. The only problem is if Rach is in fact scum. Otherwise its good.

[Fresh]

Lets hope for none of that since she was talking about cucking them anyway and just get on.

HEY RACH, GET ON AND SAY NO

[podoboq]

I was converted last night to the scum team.

Spoiler:

So, like, we have to take this at face value. There's literally no town incentive to fake claim scum, and if Firebringer is doing this, I'd like to call for a modkill and any more significant punishment possible since playing against you win condition is against site rules and there is basically no more blatant example of town playing against their win condition.

So Firebringer is almost definitely scum. Chances are, she isn't claiming this for no reason. He wants to divert the kill to himself for some reason. Options:
a) Kuroi and Snarky are ACTUALLY both scum, and Firebringer wants to divert the kill to himself to reduce the number of scum deaths.
b) Neither is scum, and he's super WIFOMing.
c) Some utter nonsense I haven't considered.

Every time I think this game has reached a new low in utter nonsense, it dips lower. What is mafia? WHY AM I HERE?!

Whatever game Firebringer is playing, I don't think it behooves us to play it. Can we please just kill Kuroi/Snarky and proceed with whatever the fuck just happened on day 7?

[RachMarie]

WTF FB what are you saying? and why are you not talking in the PT, you are a sub in high need of serious punishment.

Serious enough to need me to spoiler it here in the thread


and Kuroi that was a scummy thing to do we were still discussing things

No, Just Sayin'

[podoboq]

we were still discussing things

No we aren't. Kuroi and Snarky die today. There's no more discussion that needs to be had. They're cornered scum, we're ending their bullshit, then we'll deal with the remaining bullshit tomorrow.

The only step that remains is for Rach to pair with Shos, badabing badaboom, Day Seven accomplished.

[podoboq]

Order of operations:

• Fresh breaks with me before 2:53pm tomorrow
  
• Rach either says no or breaks her pairing after it's successful
  
• shos links with Fresh
  
• Rach links with me

NONE OF THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN ANYMORE BECAUSE RACH CAME IN AND DENIED KUROI

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[RachMarie]

Ties FB to a strange contraption that puts his arms suspended above his head with him on his knees. Takes out a cat o' nine tails and starts spanking his ass with it 10 good, solid swats. Then slowly undresses in front of him while stroking his dick to make it very hard. Now sub you must wait til I tell you you can cum and not a moment before. You must be punished for your transgressions. And I better hear with your own voice a yes, Mistress.

[Firebringer]

I just posted in the PT rach.....

[Firebringer]

Ties FB to a strange contraption that puts his arms suspended above his head with him on his knees. Takes out a cat o' nine tails and starts spanking his ass with it 10 good, solid swats. Then slowly undresses in front of him while stroking his dick to make it very hard. Now sub you must wait til I tell you you can cum and not a moment before. You must be punished for your transgressions. And I better hear with your own voice a yes, Mistress.

I need an adult........

[RachMarie]

Well, Kuroi did not know that, Podo.


@FB
I will go check I was getting my food

Oh well we needed a sexy scene it had been a while

[podoboq]

Well, Kuroi did not know that, Podo.

1) Didn't know what?
2) Yes he did. He's scum. He's been playing dumb for weeks.
3) It doesn't matter whether or not he knows anything. He can't request anyone anymore, and he's dead.

[RachMarie]

yep

so you sticking with fresh?

should I go ahead and request shos then? and lets leave the snowwoman and kuroi to their fate.

[podoboq]

yep

so you sticking with fresh?

should I go ahead and request shos then? and lets leave the snowwoman and kuroi to their fate.

yes yes yes