prez infinity mafiascum 2016: the general creaks into action

Majiffy · Post Post #62 (isolation #0) » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:54 am

In post 17, Drench wrote:also if anyone has ideas for hilar scandals and gaffes to use i'll literally throw em in, all the game gives me is "gaffe about issue xyz!!" or "scandal about integrity/corruption!!!" and im like ok...............cool

Donut addiction

Majiffy · Post Post #63 (isolation #1) » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:55 am

In post 19, xRECKONERx wrote: also yeah wtf @ every attack on me coming from republicans
im like the hillary of this primary

No I'm a Dem and I attacked

Majiffy · Post Post #64 (isolation #2) » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:04 am

In post 37, Drench wrote:
McGriddles
claimed to be the heir to Ronald McDonald's estate!

The real scandal here is that I eat at Burger King instead though

Majiffy · Post Post #65 (isolation #3) » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:23 am

In post 50, Drench wrote:
McGriddles
gets praise showered on him by Rachel Maddow

#Golden
#LifeGoals

Majiffy · Post Post #66 (isolation #4) » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:32 am

I am willing to drop out for a Cabinet position.

Majiffy · Post Post #85 (isolation #5) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:49 am

In post 77, xRECKONERx wrote:hey mcgriddles plz drop & endorse me, thx

After you spent the entire race so far attacking specifically me? Tough chance there, cookie.

Majiffy · Post Post #88 (isolation #6) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:51 am

Maybe you shoulda considered your options before playing hardball with the richest Dem on the ballot

Majiffy · Post Post #89 (isolation #7) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:52 am

But if you want to drop out and endorse me I'll give you Sect. of Urban Housing and Development.

Majiffy · Post Post #92 (isolation #8) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:13 am

Yeah but I can feed my horses longer than yours.

Majiffy · Post Post #93 (isolation #9) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:14 am

Also you're dead last in Iowa and I'm 3rd so that gives me a significant amount more strength to my claims than you.

Majiffy · Post Post #95 (isolation #10) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:32 am

I'll take you on, AniX. My only scandal is that I can't put these damn donuts down for

anything

Majiffy · Post Post #98 (isolation #11) » Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:41 am

Majiffy · Post Post #100 (isolation #12) » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:24 pm

MY HORSES CANNOT BE HELD

THEY ARE WILD

WILD HORSES

COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAYYYYYY

Majiffy · Post Post #124 (isolation #13) » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:00 pm

Suck it Reck

Also I've got both Warren and Franken so as far as I'm concerned I already won this thing, at least morally.

Majiffy · Post Post #131 (isolation #14) » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:41 am

In post 129, N wrote:oh god that's even creepier without context

Yes. Yes it is.

Majiffy · Post Post #136 (isolation #15) » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:16 pm

I'm just not getting enough bang for my buck these days

I guess money really can't buy happiness. Or maybe I should quit politics and buy hookers and blow.

Majiffy · Post Post #146 (isolation #16) » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:28 pm

We now bring you a special message from the Friends of Jerfy McGriddles

I am Jerfy McGriddles and I support this message.

Majiffy · Post Post #151 (isolation #17) » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:30 pm

I can't believe Abbott is mopping the floor on the right. It's almost as bad as the actual 15/16 primary season.

Majiffy · Post Post #152 (isolation #18) » Sun Feb 05, 2017 1:26 am

*HWistles a little tune*

Majiffy · Post Post #153 (isolation #19) » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:43 am

Okay Drench it's been a week

Majiffy · Post Post #155 (isolation #20) » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:15 am

Majiffy · Post Post #156 (isolation #21) » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:12 am

Slowclap.gif

Majiffy · Post Post #158 (isolation #22) » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:18 am

No I like the day-to-day it's the only time I ever see my name anywhere but the bottom of a list

Majiffy · Post Post #159 (isolation #23) » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:19 am

Plus I wanna see Reck slowly wither and die under my boot

Majiffy · Post Post #161 (isolation #24) » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:19 pm

YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS EASILY, RECK.

YOU WILL SUBMIT LIKE THE TED CRUZ TO MY DONALD.

YOU WILL MAN THE PHONES, GETTING OUT THE VOTE.

Majiffy · Post Post #164 (isolation #25) » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:49 pm

Oh Drenchy-poo, oh Drenchy-poo
It's been two whole weeks without you
Oh Drenchy-poo, oh Drenchy-poo
It's been two whole weeks without you

What does NH mean for Reck and I
And will Serduchka just fuck off and die

Oh Drenchy-ooo, oh Drenchy-poo
It's been two whole weeks without you

Majiffy · Post Post #166 (isolation #26) » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:19 pm

Buuuuullshit

Jerfy McGriddles the Dem Underdog Liberal Bastion The Free World Needs would/will ultimately triumph.

Majiffy · Post Post #168 (isolation #27) » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:22 pm

Lololol

Majiffy · Post Post #173 (isolation #28) » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:51 am

In post 169, Drench wrote:
McGriddles
' clobbering of
Reckoner

reckoner
hates
mcgriddles

I love our complete hatefest

Majiffy · Post Post #188 (isolation #29) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:23 am

Pre-SC : How the actual fuck is Reck still in 3rd nationally
Post-SC : Oh it's fuckin' on bruh

In post 178, Drench wrote:THE
Gov. Mike Pence
endorses...
Spire
. On immigration.

Can we all just make attack ads based on this

Majiffy · Post Post #192 (isolation #30) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:17 am

Majiffy · Post Post #230 (isolation #31) » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:37 pm

How the fuck am I still polling so gd low nationally

In post 226, xRECKONERx wrote:fuck fruck fuck fuck fuck fuck

nobody has dropped yet tho

I was crying, like, sobbing

Then Texas came and I had to change my shorts.

Majiffy · Post Post #239 (isolation #32) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:51 am

Reck when are you just gonna give up and man my phones

Majiffy · Post Post #240 (isolation #33) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:52 am

Also this simulation has told me that I need to uproot and start my political career in Texas. Maybe I'll go to Houston.

Majiffy · Post Post #257 (isolation #34) » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:39 am

I'm just happy to be here

Majiffy · Post Post #296 (isolation #35) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:20 am

In post 265, xRECKONERx wrote:huehuehue

By Grabthar's Hammer you have not seen the end of Jerfy McGriddles!

Majiffy · Post Post #297 (isolation #36) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:22 am

In post 275, N wrote:drench you are going to break my scrolly wheel

Use the down arrow on your keyboard to scroll.

Majiffy · Post Post #298 (isolation #37) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:27 am

I am so ready to VP for Serduchka for my 313 votes.

I'm a whore, it's okay.

Majiffy · Post Post #300 (isolation #38) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:39 am

Wait I think I've got a meme for this hold on let me just check my back pocket here oh yes here it is

Spoiler:

Majiffy · Post Post #302 (isolation #39) » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:52 am

Heeeell that's a damn fine question that I don't have an answer to. Certainly not in recent times.

Majiffy · Post Post #304 (isolation #40) » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:24 pm

I actively try to forget about the 2004 election as often as I can.

Majiffy · Post Post #306 (isolation #41) » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:01 pm

Hawt.

Serduchka/McGriddles 2016 bb

Majiffy · Post Post #312 (isolation #42) » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 am

Hahaaaaaaaa suck it "kingmaker"

Majiffy · Post Post #332 (isolation #43) » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:50 pm

In post 324, Drench wrote:
Sen. Bob Casey, Jr.
breaks my heart by endorsing
Abbott

Majiffy · Post Post #340 (isolation #44) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:09 am

Tony Abbott is literally Satan, isn't he?

Majiffy · Post Post #341 (isolation #45) » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:48 am

Hey what's good on el presidente front?

Majiffy · Post Post #345 (isolation #46) » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:31 pm

Yep. Game before life, obviously.

Majiffy · Post Post #369 (isolation #47) » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:23 pm

hay baybay hay baybay hay
boys say, boys say
hay baybay hay baybay hay
hay baybee baybaaay

Majiffy · Post Post #371 (isolation #48) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:02 pm

Hooray

Majiffy · Post Post #385 (isolation #49) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:40 am

It's starting to go from funny to scary how many Dems are going for Abbott

Majiffy · Post Post #386 (isolation #50) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:45 am

Just a little over half the remaining delegates for Serduchka to cinch the Dem nom. Gogogogo you're my only hope for VP

Majiffy · Post Post #388 (isolation #51) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:54 am

Idk I think my chances for VP are already pretty good.

It's mostly me vs my mortal enemy, Reckoner.

And if it goes contested then he's got more dels and will sweep the VP for sure.

Majiffy · Post Post #390 (isolation #52) » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:29 am

Officially it started 3 months ago

Majiffy · Post Post #392 (isolation #53) » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:55 am

m8 u wanna fite

Majiffy · Post Post #399 (isolation #54) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:56 am

In post 394, Drench wrote:many would say it's the work of a madman
but i know the truth

i just like elections

When you're done with all this can you run it again with me as a Libertarian as I was originally signed up and tell me how I fared?

Majiffy · Post Post #415 (isolation #55) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:14 am

In post 404, Drench wrote:i have a meeting at 10am which is in 9 and a half hours but that will NOT stop me

montana first, then south dakota, then north dakota (D), then new mexico, then new jersey, then california

Majiffy · Post Post #416 (isolation #56) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:16 am

No Tony Abbott nooooooooo

Majiffy · Post Post #417 (isolation #57) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:17 am

Okay I'm over it

Majiffy · Post Post #425 (isolation #58) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:00 am

CONVENTIONNNNNNNNNS