[Game Over] Newbie 1784 - Escape Room

[nancy]

Mini I'm bored, let's talk about stuff.

[nancy]

Oh snap I stole your pagetop sorry..

[BlackVoid]

Hi everyone. I skimmed most of the game and will catch up in more detail soon. Don't know who Aslan is but hey - I'm just as fun.

[nancy]

It was an accident Mini I promise.

BlackVoid Aslan is my bestest MS friend everer but I'm sure you're lots of fun, let's be friends too! I need a friend this game.

[nancy]

[MiniDeathStar]

I'm writing flavourssss. We can talk when I'm done. ♥

[nancy]

OK! ^_^ ♥

[nancy]

Btw Noodle if you want to see a sample of what I look like when I'm actually powerlynching someone, up to 324: Too Cute.

(And I was actually sorting Infinity as Town there, which is why I didn't pull the trigger on it.)

[nancy]

Oh I insulted Drixx there tho.. that wasn't nice

[nancy]

That was pretty good acting tho tbh ngl.

[MiniDeathStar]

April 8, 2017 - 10:50 AM (GMT)

Day 1

The moment everyone dreaded had finally arrived. It was time for dinner at Escape Room 1784.
Pretty much nobody at this point had any trust in TesXX's cooking skills after the sandwich
incident, so the past couple hours or so were spent squabbling over who was to take one for
the team and cook dinner at what had to be the dreariest looking school cafeteria.

StealthyNoodle:

You're the girl here, nancy. Go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

nancy:

Umm, why don't you go cook yourself? I'd love me some noodles right about now.

WhyMafia:

GUYS! How about we let TesXX make something? Boy needs practice.

Loopdan:

WhyMafia is trying to give us food poisoning. Lynch him.

nancy:

No. Tonight we dine noodles. See, even Senpine agrees with me. Isn't that right, Senpine? ...Senpine??

Senpine was unfortunately passed out on the couch and appeared to give no signs of life. His
protégé nancy immediately dashed to him and tried to revive him.

Srceenplay:

I think he's flatlined. Probably hunger or boredom.

nancy:

Shut uuuup. Senpine, please! You can't do this to me! You can't just leave me with these...

Tribunal:

Did I just hear the f-word?

nancy:

NO!

But it was too late. The couch Pine was lying on sprang into motion as the floor beneath it
flipped and turned, devouring the couch into the abyss for a split second before spitting it out
again - but this time, without Pine.

nancy:

Senpai.. Don't leave me behind OK? How can I get anywhere.. If I can't hang on your shoulders!
Evil Pine.. no, you should be a tree. 'Cause trees stay in one place, right? .. Now I'm lonesome. Bye..

Chronicle:

Oh god, another horrible haiku. Lynch her guys.

WhyMafia:

That wasn't even a haiku you troglodyte.

nancy:

I can totally understand how you felt now, WhyMafia.

CogMachine:

Guuuys. Drop it please. I'm starving.

Since nobody had agreed who the chef on duty would be, the adventurers decided to solve
the debate by drawing straws, which they plucked from the rotating couch. As fate would
have it, the short straw was drawn by the infamous chef-in-training, TesXX.

CogMachine:

...Screw dinner actually. I just remembered I really need to go do something super important
right now.

And before anybody could react, CogMachine slammed himself onto the couch and vanished
amidst the rumble.

Tribunal:

(Sighing) I guess I'm going to need two replacements then. Give me one more second.

Two brave adventurers dropped from the ceiling, fazing absolutely nobody at this point.

Loopdan:

Harro, noobsicles. We got a little rule here: whoever arrives last has to make dinner. Chop chop.

TesXX:

Hey, wait a minute...

Loopdan:

Not negotiable.

Fortunately for Loopdan, the new arrivals Drixx and BlackVoid turned out to be much better cooks
than TesXX, so at least dinner was relatively quick and painless. Soon they were going to have to
make a final decision - someone was probably going to bite the dust tonight, and they were yet to
agree who. They finished their dinner in silent anticipation and approached the black vote board
for one last discussion.

nancy (L-3)

: StealthyNoodle, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Drixx, nancy

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Loopdan

Srceenplay (L-4)

: BlackVoid

TesXX (L-4)

: WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX, Srceenplay

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 11, 2017 - 9:20 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-11 09:20:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.08

[nancy]

This flavor is actually the best thing ever.

[MiniDeathStar]

D'aww ♥

[nancy]

<3

Btw BlackVoid, let me know if you need anything to help you get involved and caught up. You likely won't be around tomorrow so make the most of today please? If we can sync up on reads that would be great because at the moment Town is extremely apathetic and mostly lurking and I don't really have anyone to bounce ideas off before deadline.

[Loopdan]

Your only case on me, Noodle, is some garbage about how I must have lied about not knowing that I was an SE before immediately correcting myself (because that's totally a thing that futhers scum win-con????) and that my focus on teaching and gameplay rather than on gearing up the game with claims is playing against my win-con, both of which are completely unsubstantiated nonsense, and that I was somehow dodging your questions despite having already answered them and despite having produced more content so far than several other slots on the table /combined/. Your scumread on me is vacuous and lazy and if you want to not be lynched you should get off your ass and expend a little more than the modicum of effort I've seen from you so far.

I kept my scumread of Pine secret for reasons that I've already stated in the /same paragraph/ as where I stated that I had kept it secret.

You cannot dance with a scum if they do not think you are Town.

I considered waiting until after you had posted, Drixx, but I weighed the pros and cons decided I was fine with making the post. Thoughts on Noodle, Tes, and the gamestate, please.

Nancy explain the bold part.

[Loopdan]

I won't get lynched.

I feel certain I won't get lynched.

This is why I said you were behaving like caught scum, ftr Noodle. The only way you soft PR like this is if you are scum because if you were actually a PR you would be trying to get the wagon off you so that you didn't have to claim, not sitting back and refusing to engage with people at risk of getting run up to L-1.

I disagree. I've seen newer players soft claim at the first sniff of a wagon on them.

[nancy]

You cannot dance with a scum if they do not think you are Townreading them.

Nancy explain the bold part.

Fixed the quote.. scum aren't typically as cooperative when they're being scumread.

I disagree. I've seen newer players soft claim at the first sniff of a wagon on them.

Link to these examples? It's horrible play by Town.

Do you have anything significant to contribute here Loopdan? You've been lurking pretty much the entirety of the Day so far, I've seen next to nothing from you, and you are squarely within my lynchpool as you stand right now.

[Loopdan]

Nancy, how is Noodle scum if you have secretly been scumreading pine and pine was voting noodle and pine never buses?

[Loopdan]

It's horrible play by Town.

That doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Or that it is scum motivated.

[Loopdan]

you are squarely within my lynchpool as you stand right now.

Didn't you recently say I was a TR?

[Loopdan]

Also I think the bolded part in 706 reveals a scum POV.

VOTE: nancy

[WhyMafia]

<3

Btw BlackVoid, let me know if you need anything to help you get involved and caught up. You likely won't be around tomorrow so make the most of today please? If we can sync up on reads that would be great because at the moment Town is extremely apathetic and mostly lurking and I don't really have anyone to bounce ideas off before deadline.

HELLO
Catching up

[WhyMafia]

These last few pages are giving me a headache. I agree with everyone's points :-:

[WhyMafia]

Also I think the bolded part in 706 reveals a scum POV.

VOTE: nancy

Explain please

[nancy]

Nancy, how is Noodle scum if you have secretly been scumreading pine and pine was voting noodle and pine never buses?

I think it's pretty clear that I'm not done sorting Noodle yet.

It's horrible play by Town.

That doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Or that it is scum motivated.

Link to the examples please.

you are squarely within my lynchpool as you stand right now.

Didn't you recently say I was a TR?

I recently said I was sorting you as Town. You've been hovering around the weakest of townleans for most of the game.

Also I think the bolded part in 706 reveals a scum POV.

VOTE: nancy

You're going to have to work pretty hard to explain how you figure that.