Worst role ideas?

[PokerFace]

assassin jester is an sk type and You also win when you are in the final two and there are no other killers.

Assassin jester would win in that situation since mafia can not kill him during the night.

Mafia can lynch him during the day so if that happened both the jester and the Mafia would win with the jester taking first if there could be only one winner. If there can be 2 winners then they do draw in the sence they both win.

[Shanba]

You are a Conspiracy Theorist:

You know there is a doc in the game, but that the doc has actually allied with the cop and vig to form a scum group. In fact, all the players who believe they are scum are in fact the town and outnumber the real scum. This is all a scheme by the evil mod, who is in fact an SK. The SK gains power for each scum who dies. He gains three kills when all the mafia are dead. It goes deeper than that, however: each player who is dead may not actually be dead, as there is a player in the game who can fake death scenes, or can abduct players and replace them into the game at a later date, you're not sure which. IH is scum.

You win with town. You know that exactly 3 statements in this Role PM are true.

[Xylthixlm]

... and "You win with town." and "You know that exactly 3 statements in this role PM are true." are not necessarily two of them.

[Shanba]

mhm

[Nemesis]

You are a Conspiracy Theorist.
You win with town. You know that exactly 3 statements in this Role PM are true.

Done.

[pete d]

Super Obvious SK: Sometime on day 1, you can and must kill everyone else bar two players. You must publicly say this in the game thread. Everyone else is a vanilla townie. You win when everyone else is dead.

[TheSweatpantsNinja]

All you'd have to do is kill everyone except the first voter and the first votee.

[Xylthixlm]

Reset the votes on a daykill.

[Adel]

You are Naked Lunch

As your post restriction, you may only post votes and complete lines of text copied exactly off of the page in

Naked Lunch

that corresponds with the page number of the game thread.

You win if two or more players request replacement out of the game in the game thread, citing your posts as the reason.

[bastardmod note: place this role into a theme game about smurfs or spongebob some other children's cartoon.]

I still like this idea.

[Roach]

You are BAD. I hate you. You win when I stop hating you (which isn't going to be anytime soon, my friend).

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You are a COW. All you can do is eat grass during the day, forfeiting your vote for all Day phases. You win when everyone else is dead.

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You are a SKUNK. You smell so bad, that each Night, all Night actions are automatically canceled and no one can vote for you in fear that your corpse will stink up the entire town. You win when someone finally votes for you.

[Glork]

ou are BAD. I hate you. You win when I stop hating you (which isn't going to be anytime soon, my friend).

You hate your friends?

[Roach]

You are BAD. I hate you. You win when I stop hating you (which isn't going to be anytime soon, my friend).

You hate your friends?

No, I'm trying to make some.

Really, it was supposed to be funny. I mean, c'mon! Bastard-mods can use that role to their heart's content!

[Incognito]

You are

Emo

. All you ever do is vote for yourself. You might as well not even use the dice tags during random voting because it will probably land on you anyway. You are not part of the town because they will not accept you, and you are not part of the mafia because they think you cry too much. Let's face it: you never win regardless of what you do and you never point out anyone else's flaws or do any form of scum hunting because you can only point out everything that's wrong with you. You cannot be lynched or NK-ed ever so you're forced into self-deprecation for the entire length of the game and once the game is over and you've survived the whole game, you will still lose. Confirm in the thread! *thumbs up!*

[mikeburnfire]

You are

OJ Simpson

Everybody thinks you are a killer and you have no way to prove them wrong. You appear guilty in cop investigations, and upon death the town will be told that you were a serial killer. You have no vote during the day because nobody cares what you say. It only takes one vote to lynch you. You win if you survive.

[Andycyca]

It only takes one vote to lynch you. You win if you survive.

Indeed a difficult role

[Nemesis]

It only takes one vote to lynch you. You win if you survive.

Indeed a difficult role

Especially considering the guilty results and the lack of being able to do anything useful at 2-1 LyLo.

'You win if you survive the Random Voting Stage' would be hard enough.

But a couple of 1 vote = lynch roles would be fun to put into a game.

[Mirth]

~shakes fist at real life which has kept her annoying occupied~

Comments first:

Nemesis: nice scientology role, could be a bit more bastardly though. ^_^

You are

OJ Simpson

Everybody thinks you are a killer and you have no way to prove them wrong. You appear guilty in cop investigations, and upon death the town will be told that you were a serial killer. You have no vote during the day because nobody cares what you say. It only takes one vote to lynch you. You win if you survive.

This is wrong. We all know he did it. Quite obvious.

So I don't feel like spamming:

Congratulations! You are

Dima Bilan

, effeminate Russian pop star, and former Eurovision Song Contest runner-up. You have a decent singing voice, but, unfortunately, your songs really suck ("night hooligan"? please! I wrote better lyrics than that in pre-school!), you dance like a spastic monkey (almost as bad as Gackt), dress very badly, and have a mullet. Yes, an actual mullet. One of those things that even Macgyver could barely pull off (this is open for debate). Maybe it's childhood nostalgia on your part, but you really, really, really need a haircut. Unfortunately, like Samson, your power lies in your hair. If you were to ever get a haircut, it would ultimately lead to your death the next night. You win when you survive.

Mod note: The other players in this game are the Fab Five, the cast of What Not To Wear, Mark Montano, and Delilah. Apart from other normalish roles, they have forced nightchoices that include makeovers and haircuts.

Also, I have thought of the ultimate bastard mod set up. I will not share this, as I actually want to run it in the future. Now to get around to writing a non-bastard set up to get modding experience in the normal minis...i don't wanna...~whines~

[stark]

You are a townie with no special powers


(Mod Note: The actual name of this role is Townie with Subconscious Sucidal Desires. They win only if they get lynched. The problem is that they don't know that.)

[Nocmen]

You know...having the 1-vote=lynch roles would be really interesting in an open game.

[xyzzy]

You are the

Jester!

Mod note: actually a survivor

[Mafiaplayer]

You are a

Serial Killer.

Mod Notes: Actually protects victims.

[Xylthixlm]

You are the

Jester!

Mod note: actually a survivor

Right, we've got it, you can really screw someone over by lying about their win condition.

[Tarhalindur]

You are the

Jester!

Mod note: actually a survivor

You asked for it...

Welcome to Hypothetical Bastard Role Mafia,

PLAYERNAME

. You are

Xyzzy

. You wanted to bring your new, awesome role and show it to the world, but apparently somebody else got to it first.

You are a

Vanilla Townie

. Since you "invented" a bastard role that had been posted on the previous page of the Worst Role thread, you have no special abilities.

You win when all other factions are dead, or nothing can prevent the same.

Mod Note: This is a Space Monkey-type setup. He's really the only anti-town role in the game. Too bad, really, since he doesn't have any special abilities...

[Mafiaplayer]

How about a less lying version?

You are a jester or a survivor. You do not know which.

[xyzzy]

How about a less lying version?

You are a jester or a survivor. You do not know which.

Best.

Role.

Ever.

<3