Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

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xyzzy

Keep America Great, patriots. Are you doing your part?

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VOTE: xyzzy

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When the dust settled, only Donald J. Trump and those loyal to him held the keys of power.

Project Veritas, under the visionary leadership of James O'Keefe, replaced the morally bankrupt C.I.A., who soon collapsed upon itself after the revelation that the agency was essentially ran by the Curiel drug cartel.

Barron Trump is now the world's foremost cybersecurity expert. He hacked into Elon Musk's mothership orbiting the human colonies of TRAPPIST-1 to stop a computer virus developed by a rogue A.I. program. But the shadow of his father still looms large. God Emperor Trump. The One Who Won It All.

After Alex Jones was lost during the Antifa conflicts of Trump's third term, Infowars rose to become the most trustworthy news network in the universe, its sources deriving directly from Mar-a-Lago, or as it has become to be known, the Winter White House. But other things never change. Bill Clinton, still alive using cryogenic technology, is still a rapist.

Rosie O'Donnell and her cronies, on the run for decades, have thus far managed to evade the efforts of Project Veritas, the free media, and the Trump Administration. What will happen next? The answer to that lies in your hands, centipede. Here is your badge, your gun, and your MAGA trucker hat. Grab yourself a coat, patriot, we have work to do.

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China lifted its tariffs and valued its currency fairly. NATO members allocated 3% of their GDP to military expenses. Mexico paid for the wall.

Everything they said couldn't happen, happened.

But the people got tired of winning, just as the God Emperor said they would. They needed to be reminded of what it felt like to lose. So the illegals, sponsored by elements of the free and (still biased) media, was allowed to grow. People's voices were heard. But when the media's hit pieces were televised, and all was heard and understood, one side still stood on the wrong side of the law. The Illegals.

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Anderson Cooper. Rosie O'Donell. We're coming after all of you!

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Anderson Cooper. Rosie O'Donell. We're coming after all of you!

David Brock. All going to pay!

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VOTE: FF

L-3

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10 votes as of page 15, Bundle of sticks adds one vote, Majjify withdraws his, we are back at L-3.

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L-3 is not enough we should go all the way imo

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I'm in the thread fucking talking man, no one gave intent, so you have no idea what you just lynched.

Oh?

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FF what did we just lynch?

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Even if you barely survived, you should claim so someone doesn't hammer for reals

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I'm pretty sure he's hammered

I'm at work, can you do a VC? Pretty sure L-1 now.

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How tf did the PGO get NK'D but scum didn't die??

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VOTE: Bellsprout

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ABR needs to go blood for the blood god

She had a really bad post history, right up there with Tammy.

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ABR needs to go blood for the blood god

She had a really bad post history, right up there with Tammy.

What was up with your D1 posting?

Spreading the word of the God Emperor because I'm a loyal legal

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ABR needs to go blood for the blood god

She had a really bad post history, right up there with Tammy.

What was up with your D1 posting?

Spreading the word of the God Emperor because I'm a loyal legal

So not a post restriction then?

No, only the compassion of the Donald in my heart.

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I think you should recruit me to the neighborhood.

My credentials:
I got gilded on The Donald
Another time I got to the front page

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I don't know if we have a recruiter.

I doubt it, otherwise someone would have talked about it at night.

Then this town is fucked.

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VOTE: Majjify

Take my vote and my high energy Dahnald

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Though I really want Syrians to be town too

You're out of your mind Tammy, we need extreme vetting on the Syrians and nothing else.

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Though I really want Syrians to be town too

You're out of your mind Tammy, we need extreme vetting on the Syrians and nothing else.

I have a hydra with syryana and he's a friend. He's someone I can work with if he's town. That doesnt mean I'm not going to try to read him, it means I want him to be town because this game in infuriating.

I was stepping up my pun game but it's interesting you took it that way. And did you just out yourself as investigative with 2 votes on you?

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VOTE: Fedora

It's between Fedora, Wraith or Bell today. Make your selection.

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Desp I'm not feeling Majiffy lynch lets get Fedora. Her vote for claimed investigative is scum.

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Majiffy vote Fedora with me.

Kise hi. Tammy Spiffeh Majiffy Desp are town. Bell Wraith Fedora are scum. Catch up soon and vote

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Tammy, come dance with me

Also I'm the one that votelocked Brian, FYI

I have a theory you are a Russian

I'm still here, a couple pass behind. Bbl

Russians are the good guys lmao. Were fighting Rosie, David Brock and Podesta.

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Majiffy vote Fedora with me.

Kise hi. Tammy Spiffeh Majiffy Desp are town. Bell Wraith Fedora are scum. Catch up soon and vote

Disagree, Bell is town

Nah

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Would scum quickhammer a town player like that while admitting to having known it was a quickhammer? Noo

I could have hammered and gotten away with it too. I think you would. I think you're gay.

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I'm gonna make you pray away the gay tonight and then we will lynch you for your crimes tomorrow.

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Repent

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DGB help me

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Why is Spiffeh in your top tier?

Are you serious.

Ikr?

Because of his day 1 play

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@Nacho

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I've come to appreciate the predictability of Spiffehs day 1 game

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VC?

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I'm so behind. Tammy who will I vote next?

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OK let's lynch Titus and Ali I'm pretty sure they're scum.

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I want to lurk within prod range until Pine, ABR, Spif, maybe xyz, maybe DGB and maybe hiplop catch up

Cool?

I've remained caught up with this game the whole time??? I haven't commented on everything that's happened because that would be fucking exhausting and if I'm alive in late game I'm sure I'll have to do a lot of rereading to have coherent thoughts, and there's like a 5-page span where I was definitely super drunk while reading the game a couple nights ago, but I've never not been caught up

Pretty basic question for you. Who do you townread and who do you scumread?

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Ya know what we should do?
We should FLASHWAGON ABR!
10outa10 idea.
Like apparently Titus was like "Anyone who read cyberpunk should know by now that ABR was scum."
and I actually agreed with her on something after I read cyberpunk.
Like, call it a miracle.
-Ali

You will regret hydra'ing with Titus.

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short answer yes he was scum in cyberpunk.

Good enough for me.
VOTE: ABR

anyone who has this as town needs to explain why

Yeah it started out as a joke but he's probably actual scum.

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DGB come vote LRF

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It's the leading bandwagon lol

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Tammy and Nacho can you guys put your heads together and tell me what to do

And then we can lynch scum maybe?

You're supposed to know what to do. It should be Tammy, Nacho and Spiffeh, tell us what to do. lol. What do you think of Titus' posts?

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And just like that I woke up feeling more centered in this game.

This is a good feeling.

Bellsprout tried to kill Nacho, but Nacho is town, so they shot themselves.

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OK who do you think is scum besides me?

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OK who do you think is scum besides me?

Pine. You?

Syria. Hocho. Xyzzy. Your scumbuddies.

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I PM'd you I was joining, you chose to stay despite our history lol. Don't turn this around on me. I genuinely think you're scum and so does plenty of people. You will be lynched. We're gonna win. Believe me.

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Listen to Kuribo, people.

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Preach!

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Okay so here's the thing with ABR. He is playing more similar to cyberpunk where he was scum. In that game he opened with some flavor posting and didn't push as hard in general as he tends to do.

But here's the thing and the problem. I thought I was a pretty good judge of ABR's alignment after reading him right in all the games that we were in together, and then we played Near Vanilla in which he was in general kinda lazy and wasn't pushing things like he normally does. He looked very similar to the scum games I've seen him in and I tunneled the hell out of him. It turned out that he was town and just wasn't focusing on mafia that much because he was enjoying things in real life more and that was mattering more.

I haven't played a game with him since, so I don't know what his town game has been looking like over the past year. He looks like Cyberpunk but I don't trust my ability to read there anymore.

pedit: heh we only got like 6 inches.

Thank you. I'm town here too.

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It's a scumclaim. Desperado said he lost BP.

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It's a scumclaim. Desperado said he lost BP.

It's a fakeclaim, not a fucking scum claim.

I've baited the NK enough to recognize it.

That's not how you fakeclaim as town. It has to be believable. This is just half-assed.

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Desperado: Grey

lol stop trolling

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ABR why do you have fedora as scum?

Trying to rile me up despite me ignoring her for the most part and trying to keep the peace. Reads don't have any conviction behind them. Not playing any power games consolidating her influence. Hydra partners are too on board with each other, not much divergence.

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Oh ya last few pages have been lolzy this fucker is scum.

VOTE: KURIBO

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VOTE: Hocho

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I wasn't super sure.

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You said fuck all yall im still not voting honcho. So bundle has a point.

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I think you're town but I don't think that Honcho is.

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Their play looks scummy and most of all, utterly useless. The claim trolling is too ballsy for town. If you lie, you make it believable so you get NK'd, don't wiggle your way out to extend suspicion on you day after day after day. That's what scum wants. They want to be kept alive while we mislynch, every day they survive closes the distance to the endgame for them.

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Something that I wanted to talk about with Tammy but maybe you'll have interesting input too is Hocho Knife - I find the timing of Katsuki's push on kuribo to be absolutely absurd if he's scum against Kuribo-town; he's obviously in a weaker position than Kuribo in this point of time, he already has a pretty significant wagon on him, does it really seem like the time to poke against Kuribo (who is obviously pushing back against Katsuki if Katsuki who always read Kuribo right pushes against him)?

Got called out on a fakeclaim because he didn't read Desperado's post carefully, what else is he going to do except go down in flames without implicating more scumbuddies?

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ABR and Titus' interaction looks so forced to me

Like they know there are people here that know they hate each other so they have to save face by taking pot shots

When in actuality they're way more on the sidelines and toning down their feelings for each other, something I wouldn't expect from either of them as town.

not worth my emotional energy tbh.

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I'm a lot less invested in games nowadays. I mostly join for flavor reasons.

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hi ABR

have you ever played with Katsuki before?

Yes

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hi ABR

have you ever played with Katsuki before?

Yes

Shouldn't you know that he fakeclaims all the time as either alignment?

I think we caught him fakeclaiming this time, whereas before he didn't get caught and was able to keep living.

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The reason I think Titus is scum is that her hydra partner Ali who I've never played with seems more passionate about lynching me than Titus. That tells me she believes that attacking me will backfire on them. There might be bias on my side, sure, and I don't want people to think I want to lynch her based on personal reasons. It's just a game to me. Titus thinks I'm a bad person that bullies kids and autistic people and doesn't want to ever make peace. But I enjoy playing with her. I've lynched her when she was scum, I won against her when I was scum, but mostly we're town v. town and she ends up ruining our chances of winning. I don't plan on tunneling Titus for the entire game if I can lynch other suspects, but I also think she's scum here.

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Match these two facts:

-I joined after she signed up in the last couple games
-I never try to policy lynch her

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She thinks I "manipulate people" against her, especially her hydra partners. But I don't. Her partners usually townread me while she wants to lynch me because I'm being mean and it gives her confirmation bias that I'm scum. Ali is not giving me a fair chance, like her other hydra partners have, because they're scum. There's no reason for him to townread me and actually put in the work to read me.

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Grey, don't follow Spiffeh man, he's wrong.

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Grey vote Hocho please.

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No

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Haven't seen a jester since 2009

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L-2

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That's fine.

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hahaha

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Spiffeh, what are your general reads besides me?

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I still want to lynch hocho.

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Vote Fedora for sure.

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Stupid to try to kill me.

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Stupid I can't change my vote

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Way to go town, three for three. Well done.

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We would have achieved the same result had we killed Titus/Alisae, maybe even a faster win. I predicted DGB would have given kuribo a second vig after that. This goes to show the success of our strategy and the flawless execution of cephrir and kuribo. It didn't help that town shot themselves in the foot quite a bit.

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First of all, you can't tell me to go fly a kite, that's something I've never heard anyone say here before I did.

Second of all, "we needed to vig either of us" is rich, considering you opposed this the entire way through.

Third of all, I didn't purposely not play well because you were on my team, I'm simply not good at playing scum. That's how I always play.

Fourth, we all played well. That's why we won. The strategy "the rest of us worked on together" on played out exactly like we said it would, the same strategy you criticized, so you should be humble and take the W you received.

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First of all, you can't tell me to go fly a kite, that's something I've never heard anyone say here before I did.

Second of all, "we needed to vig either of us" is rich, considering you opposed this the entire way through.

Third of all, I didn't purposely not play well because you were on my team, I'm simply not good at playing scum. That's how I always play.

Fourth, we all played well. That's why we won. The strategy "the rest of us worked on together" on played out exactly like we said it would, the same strategy you criticized, so you should be humble and take the W you received.

First, I can tell you to fuck off with nicer words. (That's what go fly a kite means Vax.)

Second, I was saying we wouldn't need to if you played.

Third, bullshit. You're competent as scum. You just needed to actually attack me with the vitrol you actually had for me and we wouldn't have needed to vig you.

Fourth, we won because you died. Then the scumteam functioned well.

@kuribo, agreed. We had an awesome team. You should be proud.

We would have won easier if you had died. But we won nonetheless because my strategy was sound.

At the end of the day, town lynched me and town NK'd you. We each played our parts. Brian became conftown for vigging you. So you can shut the fuck up and take the W. You have no sense of decency. I can't play scum, I really can't, and it baffles me you think I'm scum in every game when everyone else can clearly tell I'm not. I am not a good liar. Your hard-on for me is very out of touch and personally, I find it creepy.

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I been saying go fly a kite since 2010 before anybody here did lol. My lawyer friend always uses it and I find it funny.

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Also I don't have "vitriol" for you Titus. You're dumb for thinking that. I played scum with you same as I would with anyone else. I think you got better at mafia in the last year or so. And I enjoy our games. Just check your ego at the door and stop victimizing yourself.

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I been saying go fly a kite since 2010 before anybody here did lol. My lawyer friend always uses it and I find it funny.

We are not friends. I tolerate you.

O...okay? What does that have to do with anything I said anywhere in this thread? Lol. You're delusional if you believe I said we are friends. We are more rivals like Ash and Gary. Still, it's fun beating your rival at the game you both agreed to play. So now that the game is over just fuck off until the next round lol

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*raises hand* I'm just saying but if you have to shoot your own members you done goofed, sorry not sorry.

we didn't have to, we chose to


especially after town was universally townreading at least one scum who then received a vig shot

I also bet on the fact that DGB could give out more vigs so it would have huge ROI.

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*raises hand* I'm just saying but if you have to shoot your own members you done goofed, sorry not sorry.

we didn't have to, we chose to


especially after town was universally townreading at least one scum who then received a vig shot

I also bet on the fact that DGB could give out more vigs so it would have huge ROI.

and she legit thought she was one-shot, which explains why I didn't get another on N2--- she must have gone back and realized how her role worked and then said "welp, time to send more guns to kuribo" the following nights

Hahaha yep