Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[kuribo]

ABR was targeted with a killing action on Night 2. I mistakenly processed the night's actions with him being bulletproof instead of investigation immune. He should have been flipped on the start of Day 3. Obviously that changes the complexion of the game, and there's nothing I can do about that, but I want to make sure that you are all informed about that, as it has been discussed in thread.

NO NO ITS COOL I GOT THE JOB DONE ANYWAY

[kuribo]

Your predecessor literally said you were

[kuribo]

I hate that I want to lose. It is completely unfair that Town are the assholes.

Public Service Announcement/Partial Claim

: I am demon Ann Coulter, actual role name is Retluoc'Nna.

I am a Town Self-Inflicted Negative JOAT.

I have a series of five powers, which I must use compulsively and non-consecutively. Specifically, I eat babies. I have to choose a different kind of baby to eat every night, and each kind of baby (Jews, Catholics, Muslim, Atheist, or Asian) gives me a different negative utility. For example, eating a Jew baby makes me

Hated

for the next day.

All but one of these

affects only me

, restricting or punishing me in some way, though a few are less harmful than others . Only one can even possibly affect someone else.

Eating a Muslim baby makes me Ascetic for the night and a Supersaint the next day

. I don't see any restriction preventing me from basically eating the same two types of babies on a loop.

In summary, I have to choose a different restriction every night, none of which really hurt anyone but me. I will be up front every day start about which one I picked.[/b]

[kuribo]

Why would a negative utility joat worry about getting NK'd to the point of fake claiming ascetic supersaint

[kuribo]

Actually ascetic supersaint seems like the kinda claim you'd keep to yourself and try to draw scum to you?

[kuribo]

Oh and you're voting ceph for repeating your predecessor's (apparently fake since you're denying it) claim?

[kuribo]

Ascetic blocks everything except kills, I don't see why town would lie and claim that hmm.

I always forget that

[kuribo]

Day be there is a reason.

I am voting you because you claimed I am something I cannot be.

You claimed I am ascetic versus a belief.

I am likely dying so if I demonstrate my read before I die. Town wins.

He claimed you're that because your Fucking predecessor. TOLD US you were


WE ALL HAVE BEEN UNDER THAT ASSUMPTION


BECAUSE YOUR PREDECESSOR LIED


BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION

[kuribo]

vote: Mathblade

I'm done arguing with dumbass logic, I've had enough of that for one game


Have fun joining ABR in shitty hell

[kuribo]

Is English your first language?

[kuribo]

Actually don't answer that


From now on neither you or grey are ever allowed to address me again for any reason


Failure to adhere to this rule will result in a storm of hate and fury that even your gods will not be able to stop

[kuribo]

Like you replaced into a slot

THATS BEEN FUCKING ABSENT



THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME


AND WHO FAKECLAIMED SOMETHING THAT TOWN ABSOLUTELY HAS NO REASON TO FAKE CLAIM

AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY


TO NITPICK


SOMEONE OVER THEIR FUCKING WORDING


WHEN YOUR SLOT IS THE PRIME MOVER


OF THIS ENTIRE TORRENT OF BULLSHIT


A USELESS

LURKADERP

ENDLESS BLACK HOLE OF SERIAL SITE FLAKING BULLSHIT


AND YOURE NITPICKING


OVER PHRASING


get fucking rekt

[kuribo]

I'm super irritable and salty today irl

[kuribo]

Kuribo + Cephrir are my scumreads.

I deserve to die for Pine's bullshit.

Who has questions for me about my reads?

The mod confirmed I shot scum so get stepping if you're not even reading you dumbass

[kuribo]

of shit i revealed my direct knowledge of mathblade's role by pointing out a contradiction i better get out of here before she catches me

How dare you mention things his predecessor claimed

[kuribo]

unvote
Vote: grey

Only reason youre still alive at this point is because I like your guts kid

Takes more than guts to win when I'm town though, you need brass balls the size of lava lamps

So we're just gonna see how much guts you have by spreading them all over the floor

[kuribo]

If I was the hammer I'm gonna be sad I didn't make more of a spectacle of that


Grey don't you ever steal a hammer from me like you did on Hocho

[kuribo]

I think it's safe only to kill Math is scum is lynched today

Anyone disagree and care to explain why

As much as his illogical derpitude irritates me, I agree with you

[kuribo]

At this point it's pretty clear Pine lied about a lot and I don't trust the slot to be town


Problem is if it's a five man scum team and Math is third party then we need to hit scum today. If math is just plain scum or there was a four man team then all the better

But the fact is we don't know right now

[kuribo]

I really don't see why a townie would lie about being ascetic.

They Fucking wouldn't but what the hell do I know

[kuribo]

I'm not comfortable enough with grey's alignment or his history to have him alive in LYLO

His play screams scum to me, the only defense is "too stupid to be scum" which will always be bull, and frankly he's already shown repeatedly that he feels he can get away with hammering whatever he wants whenever he wants

[kuribo]

There comes a time when you gotta quit playing with your food and just eat it

[kuribo]

bump

[kuribo]

Grey Kise all town. Cephrir doesn't want to be scum hammering now aconf Town grey.

Have you even read the game

[kuribo]

Even if grey flipped town there is literally not one single town player who will mourn him and not one scum who would be like HES SO TOWN I BEST STAY OFF THAT HAMMER


He quickhammered two people and then explained it with lol

[kuribo]

He is literally and solely the reason two of our days are shorter than the nights

[kuribo]

unvote
Vote: mathblade

See you in hell, fucker


Tell DGB when you get to the dead thread that I miss her but at least she helped me shoot scum so

[kuribo]

Of my many regrets of things I've said and done on this site


Joining this game is one of them and suggesting this game is another


Frankly if I never see any of you again my life will be all the richer

[kuribo]

Someday we're going to look back on this game and laugh with fond PTSD similar to how we did in the years after Polite Mafia

But in the meantime fuck y'all

[kuribo]

He quickhammered two people and then explained it with lol

inorite?

It was glorious, ninjaing that hammer from you.

If ever I find myself in a game with you, and I have an innocent on you, or even if you're a mod confirmed innocent child who's died twice and flipped town and then treestumped, I will still do everything in my power to extract from you the price of the blood you denied me

[kuribo]

Stealing a hammer from me is JUST BELOW mislynching me on the mafiascum achievement scale and neither are sins I allow atonement for

[kuribo]

I feel like me SAD ceph and antihero are literally the only people even trying to play a game anymore

[kuribo]

Obviously you're not town because if you were that's playing against your wincon and bannable


So get rekt scumfuck

[kuribo]

And lol at having scum reads when you haven't even read the game


THE MOD LITERALLY CONFIRMED MY SHOT SHOULD HAVE KILLED ABR YOU FLAILING PIG

[kuribo]

So go to your scumbuddy in the dead PT WHOSE BLOOD IS MINE BY RIGHT AND FACT and tell him daddy's coming for the rest of you

[kuribo]

Vote: Math

Now I know how kuribo feels.

It's like going to the champagne room with the stripper and then fucking her but then she won't even shit on your chest it's like WHAT AM I EVEN PAYING FOR HERE

[kuribo]

You mean all the people shitposting praise memes?

How is that playing the fucking game?

listen when you live in the desert you take all the water you can find

[kuribo]

Kuribo I guarantee you I am playing the game and playing for town's interest. SAD is trying to save his skin. His business is only an illusion

okay, you're right, you can join the still-trying pile

[kuribo]

i should be allowed to replace myself with Cromulent Simpsons Quotes tbh

[kuribo]

I just wanna say that I will 100% hammer grey if he goes up to L-1 because I've fucking earned what he stole from me

[kuribo]

And honestly if anyone deserves death by quickhammer it's that guy

[kuribo]

How do you think scum were able to go through Fedora's heal (do you think they roleblocked their doc?)
Who do you think is scum/scumteam

Now that we have confirmation I wasn't roleblocked I'm assuming they did exactly that

fact is we really have no idea what Vax's actions were

[kuribo]

Anti and hiplop are town, grey is scum, MAJIFFY being scum at this point is a strong worry of mine because I'm I'm townleaning on SAD and Ceph.

[kuribo]

Because we lynched the person he claimed to have imprisoned, he can't very well kill the dead now can he

[kuribo]

Because we lynched the person he claimed to have imprisoned, he can't very well kill the dead now can he

???

Does he not have a night action?

I'm thoroughly confused. I've had like 3 bottles of wine so walk me through this like a child

Kise could imprison a player, and then the following night decide if he wanted to kill them

Math was in Kise's dungeon but got lynched, and so Kise's dungeon was empty at the time of his death anyway (or someone very shortly was placed in it and immediately released the same. Ohhh I don't know how actions resolve)

[kuribo]

Why does townpower suck so fucking hard this game

You'll thoroughly enjoy my impotent rants at end game unless you're already privy to them in whatever mysterious place they go


Last night was mostly threats against the United Nations

[kuribo]

Yo we p much had like cop

and

jailkeeper.

The last scums please be goon.

Not a jailkeeper, remember I asked him and he said his action doesn't roleblock them

[kuribo]

I think this is a great time for an mmo style drop/spawn to happen with strong PRs and we all get op things.

I mean


This is the kinda thing that happens when all the best roles claim on fucking day 2

[kuribo]

i still want grey dead first

Same

[kuribo]

Nah I'm waiting for MAJIFFY to put his vote where his read is so I can hammer grey myself

[kuribo]

vote: Grey

Hammer or not I've waited a long time for this


When you get to hell tell them Kuribo sent you

[kuribo]

Wallowing in depression

Hbu

[kuribo]

It was pretty good. I watched some dumb TV show about people living in a house and being asses to each other, and went for a nice walk. :}

kuribo, your turn!

i worked back to back double shifts, slept about two and a half hours between them, then got off at 7am, slept another two and a half hours and spent all day at the beach, then i ate alone at a steak house


the steak was mediocre

[kuribo]

ugh fuck the sun, i'm not a morning person

nite nite, i'll read these four pages tomorrow

[kuribo]

no no, its great for town when everyone is claimed on day 2

[kuribo]

oh fine everyone can just answer the same question ugh

ok fine what do you want me to answer

[kuribo]

nah it's ok i got what i needed from that one

my scalp is sunburned

[kuribo]

KURBIOH TODAY IS THE DAY KURIBIOH


GONAN EARN THAT ALL CAPS on your phone

kurbioh

I don't have the energy for screaming at you for that


Raaaaaaaa don't spell my name wrong raaaaa see you in hell etc

[kuribo]

Sure, I'll do either of hiplop/cephrir.

I guess I'll take whichever kuribo wants first.

Sell me on the flavor for the duck whistle coming from scum

This whole pissing contest with you and cephrir just makes me not want to deal with either of you

[kuribo]

My thing is by play, hiplop is scum


I feel like I can hear DGB's spirit from beyond the grave telepathically reminding me of her secret never fail scum tell that hiplop dropped today

I feel like the lurking has been opportunistic, the play directionless
I feel like if he's scum and I gave him a pass because of a fucking duck whistle then I'll cry myself to sleep at night


I mean more than I usually do

[kuribo]

Vote: hiplop

I can't let a weak claim save scummy play

[kuribo]

Wait cephrir/kuribo were here together also before I went to sleep LOL wtf.

I mean you'd also have to assume I'd shoot my own partner and then ram his bus down everyone's throats when no one wanted to lynch him

If hiplop was town then I don't know what to believe about life anymore

[kuribo]

If you and someone did win then it's p annoying and rude to continue to troll btw.

I've seen people lose games by trying to quickhammer vengeful townies

[kuribo]

And listenin to the new incubus

[kuribo]

I said it before that one day this game will be spoken of only in hushed tones reminiscent of trauma survivors, not unlike Polite Mafia I

[kuribo]

Polite Mafia had forced random post restrictions, no deadlines, and occurred at a time when a site crash took the site down for three weeks

Almost every single slot was replaced at some point

[kuribo]

I wish I'd been part of Polite Mafia if only because it would have been literally impossible for me

We literally figured out on the last day that the post restrictions were unenforceable if we never used them

Also greyice actually posted a message meant for the scum PT in the main game and none of us noticed or cared

[kuribo]

Author Mafia's post restriction was also p hard.

I think I made exactly five posts in that before my slot was linked to a dead partner and lynched

[kuribo]

Polite Mafia had forced random post restrictions, no deadlines, and occurred at a time when a site crash took the site down for three weeks

Almost every single slot was replaced at some point

I would have stayed


I would have been ruddy fucking miserable

But I would have stayed

I got exactly one scum lynched and that was only done by voting one of my town reads

[kuribo]

Wait Kuribo you were Hulk Hogan the scum fruit vendor. You should know UT puts in scum fruit vendors lol.

I didn't remember that because like I said I was in that game for like five posts

[kuribo]

I modded a game once where one of the roles could send messages to the mod and didn't know where they'd go but they wound up in the scum PT

[kuribo]

Lol jeez those scum PRs.

Cephrir's miller claim made no sense whatsoever but sadly no one believed me.

But it's p shitty that in a role madness game I get literally a useless role that can in-fact kill me because of PGOs, trying to force a game to be role-madness by filling it with some useless roles for town is just not a good look. Especially when the scumteam is stacked.

I have WORDS to say about the game as well as how some people played it but I will probably save it till later when I'm more likely to talk from a logical POV rather than emotional.

I will say though that I will never enter a game with hiplop in it again. Both his play here and DEFCON was atrocious and basically refusing to play the game.

I agree the miller claim made no sense and if I hadn't been scum I'd have been right next to you running it up

[kuribo]

Also fucking lol DGB giving vigs because of out of game friendship made my day.

Like it sucks that it went to scum but don't act like you wouldn't too

?

I would give it to people who I was townreading...

But yknow, she was not playing the game so in her defense I guess she had to choose some way to give the vig shot.

Don't be too hard on her, I intentionally interacted with her in such a way to get townread

We've played together and hydra'd together so many times that being scum against one another pretty much means playing against the others weakness

God knows she did it to me in Destiny Mafia II

[kuribo]

Also, might I say ya'll kill me.

Why do you not suspect someone that is not scum read at all, like at all, and keeps living? The most townie people die, that's how it works and when they're fake mod-confirmed, yet they don't die to LyLo, that should be a sign.

Because that's a logical fallacy that leads to losses and encourages people to play intentionally scummy

[kuribo]

Vax did good thinking on his feet and extending the life of a slot we all thought was doomed from the start

[kuribo]

WHY DO YOU EVEN SHOOT EACH OTHER!

ABR basically made the case that town would never expect scum buddies to vig one another and it would lead to auto win

Then Titus didn't want to get shot and me and ABR argued a bit, then he said okay shoot me, I just want to win and if that'll make it happen I'll turn off my BP

When he didn't die i just assumed he had betrayed me and turned it on


Then hiplop revealed later the mod had messed up with his role, I decided to ask why ABR didn't die (or did they not process my action) and tripod was like OH FUCK

[kuribo]

@Kuribo, you don't say it's a logical fallacy that scum kill the mod-confirmed town when the scum showed they would kill mod-confirmed town as soon as it occurs. You lived through like 3/4 nights.

When literally the entire town has claimed on Day 2, you can kinda grow away your expectation of who should be dead and when

[kuribo]

Kuribo hard-selling the ABR bus after ABR didn't die also won him over a shitload


There was no way Kuribo was getting lynched.

Lesson taught: WHEN I FUCKING KILL SOMEONE THEY BEST DIE

[kuribo]

no one treated him as scum because of it

You have to look at the kills that were made instead of the Kuribo shot, though:

Spiffeh (Paragon), Desperado (confirmed town), Kise (power role), etc

Brian and Kise were both killing roles, there was no way any scum would have killed a used-up vig over two active killing roles

I'd have wrecked Gin on this point

[kuribo]

Not only that but Brian shot fedora

Both he and Kise would have quickly become confirmed town too

[kuribo]

no one treated him as scum because of it

You have to look at the kills that were made instead of the Kuribo shot, though:

Spiffeh (Paragon), Desperado (confirmed town), Kise (power role), etc

I mean if you think anyone including you would have correctly lynched someone that shot a partner without that partner switching into BP-mode over lurkers and people that refused to play the game, then lol.

Kuribo could have been caught much earlier though. I did catch him when he had that weird push on Hocho Knife but then he just started yelling and tbh I'm not in the mood to go full apeshit toxic so I just dropped it then he hardcore AtE'd about how DGB was his friend and he has went through tough shit etc and I bought that.

But his Hocho Knife push was really bad. Other than that though no one could've pushed him through. There was like only a couple of people through out the course of the game that even suspected him: Hocho (who was just omgusing so doesn't really count), Kise, me, idk I can't think more off the top of my head. But his lynch would not have gone through in a million years with how this town played.

Part of the reason I rarely get lynched is because it's exhausting to try and do so

[kuribo]

And yeah I had no option with Hocho other than to go all-out because katsuki had caught me (somewhat for the wrong reasons which is a hundred times more frustrating) and I knew katsuki was never ever dropping or softening that read

[kuribo]

Then Kuribo had posts like these and I'm not about the toxic and yelling life plus when I did try to 1v1 Kuribo I realized quickly I wasn't gonna win the shouting contest nor were the few people who were playing more likely to believe me over Kuribo:

WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK AFTER PUSHING A WAGON FOR EIGHTY PAGES I'D JUST GET COLD FEET FOR NO FUCKING REASON AS SCUM

Because your reasoning for pushing it in the first place was weak.

I'm also p sure you felt some form of guilt for picking on Katsuki, so you wanted something out of him to then be able to call him town, which is why you made your post of "Katsuki just please show me some of your towntells and I'll townread you".

And then when he magically self-votes, "Ohhhhh there it is haha yeah my read was just a joke guys finally dude I realize you're town".

Your read was never genuine in the first place, was it? It's okay man, you can tell me

WEAK


I WANTED KATSUKI TO DO ONE THING


ONE FUCKING THING


REMOTELY


FUCKING


TOWN

WHEN THE FUCK WOULD I FEEL GUILT


AS SCUM


FOR PUSHING MY FRIENDS


THATS WHAT FUCKING BEING SCUM IS


IF YOUR FUCKING ARGUMENT IS THAT I FELT GUILT BECAUSE I'M SCUM


I GOT ANOTHER FUCKING THING COMING TO YOU BUDDY

AND ITS A COCK

like fuck you, how do you know the vig shot has different kill flavor? how would town you know that scum won't just shoot you and let me take the fall

Because I'm willing to trade you + me if you're town for Tammy, Nacho, and Desp living an extra day.

But you don't have an actual scumread on me. If you do shoot me, you will try to frame it as you having a scumread on me + you being angry at me, meaning it would come from you-scum. It will be so easy to do too. Write a few big caps, then be like "he was annoying me so much", then "fuck him for being so scummy", and ezpz.

bitch, you best stop trying to read my fucking mind, because i assure you you won't like it in here



it's such a blatantly obvious attempt to stop me from shooting there

unvote

i'm done with this site till tuesday at least


fuck this and fuck SAD, grey, katsuki, and everyone else who wants on the list


that cold feet argument legit pissed me off, fuck you SAD for real and forever.

If it makes you feel better I was legit pissed


I mean I wasn't town but that's why it makes me mad when people accuse me of faking rage

It's not fake, I just work myself up into a legit frenzy

Somewhere in the scum PT I mention that I had gotten myself so pissed off I nearly rage quit lol

[kuribo]

It's like "Okay I'm gonna flip red, but please DO NOT LET MY ALIGNMENT VALIDATE YOUR ARGUMENT BECAUSE IT DOES NOT IN ANY WAY REFLECT THE VALIDITY OF THE WORDS YOU POSTED

If katsuki had pointed out that I legit had no scum reads at that point, I'd have been less annoyed

[kuribo]

I can't wait for the day Kuribo and I are in a game and it's the most toxic TvT that will have ever been committed.

I think I was town in the game that Kuribo got blackout drunk because of me and wrote my name in sharpie on his hand

So... That ain't gettin' topped.

You left out that I was also covered in my own blood when I woke up

[kuribo]

read the jesus christ death scene in GM2 and get back to me fucko

its time i admit i barely read the flavor for GM2 and definitely didnt read any of it after DGB killed me N1

[kuribo]

Also hi, I was ostensibly part of this game

UT basically dropped this into signups riiiight as I was putting in an offer on my first house and then I bought that house and then I moved so I showed up maybe 4 times to do flavor and helped design the setup and that was it

so huge props to UT for basically solo modding this

that'll teach me to suggest on facebook that you run a game



but for real, thanks for the game, Reck and UT

it took three tries but I finally won a game of Gay Mafia

[kuribo]

we had it designed basically 80% done for months but didn't ever push it to completion then UT was like "so i put our game into signups" which forced me to get off my ass and do something
i just wish i could've helped more

T-Bone basically did the same thing to me and UT for TPTG Mafia 1.5

[kuribo]

but for real, thanks for the game, Reck and UT

And also obv sign us both up for GMIV

i dunno


i think my 5-year streak without getting mislynched is in danger after this game if i ever roll town again

[kuribo]

Can I get links to one and two

Gay Mafia- viewtopic.php?t=21301 the infamous "kuribo and DGB counterclaim vengeful masons" game

Gay Mafia II- viewtopic.php?t=24354 the game where I got piss-drunk IRL in twilight on N1, accused DGB of being scum, and got NK'd as a result

[kuribo]

oh Jiffy now that this game is over I have to admit something to you

Jiffffyyyyy


Come out and plaaaayaaayyy

This isn't fair I'm sober and all my beer is downstairs

what happened to us man

I wasn't drunk, I haven't drank since November and that bottle of Long island Iced Tea has been sitting in my fridge for like two years

[kuribo]

oh also

Kuribo what's frustrating you lately

Got any buttons I can push?

no i mean


my ex that faked all the pregancies is pregnant by the guy she left me for


which i find hilarious


and also she misses me which is even more hilarious

she asked me last week if I'd take her back if she left him which is how I wound up wallowing in misery that one day when SAD asked me how I was

[kuribo]

I am absolutely going to paranoid-policy lynch you next game we play together.

thats why i only play one or two games a year

i'm probably on a lot of peoples' bucket lists at this point

[kuribo]

I liked the part where Kuribo was gonna vig me but then I said if he vigs me he's scum on thread LOL.

i literally picked that fight with you for the purpose of vigging you

[kuribo]

i mean, town me would have blasted the shit out of pine without question the second I got that gun

[kuribo]

I clicked a link for a different game and got redirected here.

GG all. Brians shot was amazballs, I was not expecting that at all.

High fives scum team! YEAH!

Aren't you glad I convinced you to stay in the signup thread?

You got to win a game against some of the most capable town players on the site! And you held your own pretty well against them, too!

[kuribo]

I honestly don't think we'd have succeeded with any other scum team.

The plan from day 1 pretty much was to have me and Ceph carry the end game. The rest of the team did a masterful job supporting that. From ABR suggesting we vig a teammate, to Titus and Ali sowing discord by splitting towns reads on them for days, to vax just completely baffling them with bullshit to the point they were still worried about a redirection after his flip, to Ceph's manipulative towniness, it all just kinda came together. We all said what we had to say, killed who we had to kill, and set up associative tells with the people we needed to. In the end, we even helped foster a sense of helplessness and apathy that would leave some town players feeling isolated to where the only people they could rely on were the scum team.


We did great you guys, and we won.

[kuribo]

*raises hand* I'm just saying but if you have to shoot your own members you done goofed, sorry not sorry.

we didn't have to, we chose to


especially after town was universally townreading at least one scum who then received a vig shot

[kuribo]

*raises hand* I'm just saying but if you have to shoot your own members you done goofed, sorry not sorry.

we didn't have to, we chose to


especially after town was universally townreading at least one scum who then received a vig shot

I also bet on the fact that DGB could give out more vigs so it would have huge ROI.

and she legit thought she was one-shot, which explains why I didn't get another on N2--- she must have gone back and realized how her role worked and then said "welp, time to send more guns to kuribo" the following nights

[kuribo]

Didn't brian steal your guns?

not until I had used one to shoot ABR and had two I was sitting on


though at the time they were taken, the wording of the PM the mod sent me led me to believe I was only sitting on one

[kuribo]

to be honest, why wouldn't she have kept gunning me? She was townreading me AND i had shot scum


pretty much anyone of you would have kept gunning a townreading that killed scum

[kuribo]

Ceph, could you give me advice on my scumgame?

Try not to worry too much when you're scum


Everything looks scummy when you already know who the scum team are.

[kuribo]

finally getting around to reading the neighborhood

Meanwhile Kuribo is just off laying in the grass somewhere laughing his ass off at town

other than the laughing part this is quite literal

[kuribo]

I mean you got lynched 100% because of policy so

You say that like it makes it somehow more pro-town than what I did. Which it didn't.

Lynching town that you know is town is just inexcusable, period.

Know is town? No one except scum and cops have that knowledge. I thought you were a 3P x-hammer-wincon.

If that were true, it'd have 99% likely been a 3x.

I already had two. Hammering myself would have sealed it. The fact I didn't should have told you something.

Arguably, hammering yourself would kill you before achieving your wincon

[kuribo]

(when you finally read this thread please kindly go fuck yourself with a splintery broomstick kuribo )

Sorry I ruined your mojo for mafia, dude. I had to do what I had to do and if you had just blindly townread me I wouldn't have had to scream at you. Next time just let me do whatever I want without repercussion and everything will be fine. For the record, you getting wagoned would have been a HUGE towntell to me if I'd been town because I've seen you mislynched more times than I care to count, and generally I'd want no part of it if I thought we were the same alignment. I couldn't risk the chance that you'd turn things around and have people buying the "oh, Katsuki knows kuribo so well, obviously he's scum."

Oh god


you finally read me right

I can't even pull out that nugget anymore

[kuribo]

Kuribo's reads were too exaggerated to be natural.

i mean

that's kinda my schtick regardless of alignment

[kuribo]

For some absurd reason, no one wanted to listen to Tammy and Nacho despite all the numerous reasons they outlined as to why I was town this game.

If you ignore the fact I quick-hammered you for the lulz, I was right about you too.

it was so nice having you on the team, couldn't have done it without you

[kuribo]

Katsuki not fighting his own lynch is a huuuuuuuge town tell for him


You can say he argued to be sure, but he didn't put up nearly the fight he would have trying to save a scum role PM

[kuribo]

If Nacho and Tammy were right about Kat and Kat was right about Kurb, and you were wrong about Kat, I dont get how you are allowed to say that.

Because Katsuki's actually trying to blame his lynch on me, despite me not being alive when it happened, because "he can do no wrong".

And like, seriously? I was wrong about Katsuki, yes. So was everyone else that fucking voted for him and actually participated in his lynch.

Great, he was right about kuribo. Mafia isn't just about having accurate reads, it's also about getting everyone else to see and vote that way too. Katsuki did jack shit all game, gave reads after Days of not contributing, and cries when he gets lynched because of his doing jack shit.

So sorry, I don't have much sympathy.

I mean, as I've said earlier, I'm hard to lynch regardless of alignment because lynching me is an emotionally taxing chore. There's a reason that only two scum ever got me mislynched, for example. And I do consider myself a slightly better than average scum player. Like honestly there was pretty much exactly one time when I was concerned I might be the lynch, and that was when I was arguing with Brian--- and part of that was my own confusion about how many guns I had. And even then, I had pacified Brian by nightfall, knowing that he was null-reading me at best and I could just kill him that night.

[kuribo]

imma lynch kuribo day 1

Bring it


Last scum team that tried got rolled

[kuribo]

imma lynch kuribo day 1

Bring it


Last scum team that tried got rolled

You act like I cant

Not acting. I know you can't.

[kuribo]

Like, Gin, for perspective: Katsuki has known me for over a decade, both off-site and on. We've been scum together more than I've been scum with anyone else. He didn't even come close.

Brian caught me hoarding guns, which had been sent to me repeatedly by someone I consider my closest friend on the site, and who can herself usually read me very well, and Brian couldn't get me lynched either.

On top of that, day 1? Not only have I never been mislynched outside of LYLO, I haven't been lynched Day 1 as scum in almost nine years.

[kuribo]

And besides all THAT, I'd immediately point the town to your post in this thread where you talk about wanting to lynch me day 1, rightfully note that it occurred before the game ever started and thus is obviously not influenced by my alignment in the game, and within thirty pages you'd be the only vote on me while I wagon you into dirt

[kuribo]

And besides all THAT, I'd immediately point the town to your post in this thread where you talk about wanting to lynch me day 1, rightfully note that it occurred before the game ever started and thus is obviously not influenced by my alignment in the game, and within thirty pages you'd be the only vote on me while I wagon you into dirt

Also, you doing this would be a direct scum claim considering you would do this method as scum to discriminate me, so this tactic is a double whammy.

Not really it's pretty easy to discredit someone when they're playing for a meta achievement

[kuribo]

I mean I wouldn't game throw to do it

We could play literally 5 games in a row and if I dont find you scummy I just wont, but that 6th game is the game to end all games.

Like challenge accepted but if imma do it, im gonna do it legit

Well considering I only play one game a year this could take a while

[kuribo]

Might be longer than that, I'm trying to cut back on how many games I play

[kuribo]

Yah it's kind of a hectic schedule, I can't really devote myself to that many games