One Wish 3.0

[Annadog40]

Annadog40 used her omnipotence from the last game to reboot the universe.

You're walking along one day and you spot a lamp



you notice it's dusty so you rub at it and poof a genie named Annadog40 pops out and says,

"I'm a magical Genie who will grant you only one wish (three is so last season) so choose carefully! What do you wish for?"

Wishes

Wheme Star - more genies inside their lamps to appear
neblive - 500 mash coins
Selynee - Live for 400 years but keep my body as it is today
Ircher - this thread was archived immediately
Vijarada - I won a prize over 5 million$ legally in a lottery
Iprobablysuck - a Copy of Super Mario Land 2 for Gameboy
Charles510 - $200,000,000,000 to be deposited into my bank account.
Shaziro - that every time Annadog40 grants a wish, the result will be one word changed from what the person actually wished for. For example, if they wish for 100 dollars, they could get 100 chickens instead
Mykonian - I wish for a bountiful [volcano]
Firebringer - the ability to read peoples minds with telepathy, and to insert thoughts into [my] heads
MarioManiac4 - that [Shaziro] can only be unhappy when they learn from the experience
animorpherv1- for an alien [invasion].
Charles510 - for an [amazing] update to the text based adventure

[Annadog40]

Are we allowed to wish for more wishes/more genies?

What part of 'only one wish' do you not understand?

[Annadog40]

I wish for more genies inside their lamps to appear

Granted. There are five more genies inside lamps. Forever.

[Annadog40]

Can I wish to be able to grant wishes?

Can you?

[Annadog40]

I wish for 500 mash coins.

Granted, there are now 500 more mash coins on Earth than there were before.

[Annadog40]

Live for 400 years but keep my body as it is today.

Granted, Your body will remain the exact same as it is today for 400 years. Every cell and particle making up your body will be unchanged with the passage of time.

[Annadog40]

I wish this thread was archived immediately.

Granted.

[Annadog40]

I wish I won a prize over 5 million$ legally in a lottery

Granted, you won 5 million in Colombian Pesos! All 100% legally obtained.

[Annadog40]

I wish for a Copy of Super Mario Land 2 for Gameboy

Granted.

I wish that starting from five minutes ago, there is a 24 hour special sale where wishes don't count for the one wish limit.

You used up your one wish. But have fun with your pesos!

I wish for $200,000,000,000 to be deposited into my bank account.

Granted, the money was taken illegaly from several national banks from around the world. Have fun running from the law. Too bad your bank account would be immediately frozen no doubt.

I wish that every time Annadog40 grants a wish, the result will be one word changed from what the person actually wished for. For example, if they wish for 100 dollars, they could get 100 chickens instead.

Granted.

[Annadog40]

I wish for a bountiful [volcano].

Granted. It is almost overflowing and right outside your... Wherever you sleep.

[Annadog40]

I wish for the ability to read peoples minds with telepathy, and to insert thoughts into [my] heads.

I promise to only use this ability for good.

Granted, people's thoughts will appear as flashing text around them. Always.

Also, you now have two heads.

[Annadog40]

I wish that [Shaziro] can only be unhappy when they learn from the experience.

Granted.

[Annadog40]

I wish for an alien [invasion].

Granted. They are invading an Exoplanet

[Annadog40]

Wish for an [amazing] update to the text based adventure

Granted.