Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

[zakk]

Hm. I was excited for Psyche as new TF until I read the thread. Look how quickly things have devolved.

[zakk]

I actually miss snark attack and I like it better than did his job

Unpopular opinion maybe but whatever

[zakk]

You didn't know the old sleepykrew tho

[zakk]

Nominate Zoraster for

Vowel Movement

[zakk]

as title fairy i am obligated to read all of these posts

wait we were meant to what!?

*groan*

[zakk]

Anti-nom RC

Same here.

Not opposed to titling RC per se, but both concept and execution lack anything which makes me nod my head in the least. It's not unique to him, and all those suggestions are really long and clunky anyway.

Spin it into something tighter phrased / more unique to RC / punnnier(?), and it'll be worth nth'ing then.

Cowbell-themed quips:

Needs more 1v1

1v1 Fever

Jokenoms (or are they?):

1V1 ME IRL M8!!!

Fate 2.0

[zakk]

Nth mr. brightside that's great!!

[zakk]

That makes the song reference a perfect fit for his character--the song might officially have a negative connotation with it, but Aristophanes is the type of guy who can put a positive spin on it such that it is a

good

thing, matching the upbeat nature of the song's tune rather than the literal nature of the song's given meaning.

So I

nth

the Aristophanes title.

This ^

For what it's worth

The song "mr. personality" has a negative connotation to it as well, and that's the title of our current title fairy is currently rockin' ...

sooo ... yea ...

*kermit sippin on dat lipton*

[zakk]

Nth Mr. Blue Sky
Nth Dr. No

[zakk]

yeah but i thought the whole point of the nom was that i'm actually lowkey a piece of shit

shut your mouth you're adorable

(albeit in a weird, backwards-ass kind of way)

[zakk]

It would be at this point which I would probably recommend giving the "aren't we all" title to McMenno just to keep it out of future title discussion... because it's pretty clear it's not gonna die...

This is a repeat of "except when he does", plain and simple. Only difference is, unlike for pie, you don't have McMenno's girlfriend campaigning harder than Hillary on Nov 3.

It should just happen at this point, imo. It's a cute meme that hasn't died which is solely attributed to one person.

When you think McMenno, you think "aren't we all", and when you think "aren't we all", you think McMenno.

It's just... time.

Press da button, Psyche. Do the thingie.

[zakk]

can my title be

Least Cunning Manipulation

please?

[zakk]

I liked "nothing happens"...

[zakk]

Nth Meme Police

[zakk]

*bows*

Glad to be of service.

[zakk]

Nominate McMenno for

aren't we all

[zakk]

lol ...... 3 people voted for me? for

that

title??

screw you guys i am not the Least Cunning Manipulator, jerks!

Spoiler: oh but yes you are, zakk!

[zakk]

Nominate McMenno for

aren't we all

[zakk]

Accountant - "Self-Evident"
mhsmith0 - "Balancing Act"
Zoraster - "Consigliere"
Panzerjager - "Hell in a Cell"
Aristophanes - "Mr. Blue Sky"
Not_Mafia - "Smash Hit"

am i missing anything?

Yeah, please remove my title again?

It's supposed to be blank.

[zakk]

No, for some reason it's "jack of all trades" now

Which is the default but it's supposed to be blank

I think they used a   before to keep it from reverting or something
Maybe it was a zwsp (zero width space) idk

[zakk]

Everything about me is blank
They blanked out my avatar too, remember?

Damn now I wish I wouldn't have suggested a joke title

[zakk]

zakk, your signature isn't blank.


I would like colors in my title.

Bc I'm advertising a game tho

[zakk]

If I were the kind of person who made bad noms, I'd nom zakk for "zakk of All Trades"

I would def like that better than "jack" of all trades lol

Dont call me Belle
Don't call me Stacy

Thas not my name
Thas not my name

[zakk]

Nom. Haschel Cedricson for Mr. Know It All

Because I swear to god this man knows everything. It's fairly common knowledge at this point that he goes to pub trivia every Wednesday and wins basically every time. The kicker? It's the line of a Kelly Clarkson song, and Haschel is apparently really bad at pop culture related trivia.

Nth

[zakk]

Nth d00t
Nth Salmon

What's the story on Lily?

[zakk]

Don't lump doot in with salmon KK

Why? They're both things that're never going to happen

Nominate TheRealGin-N-Tonic for "that's so fetch"

[zakk]

nth That's so fetch

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

[zakk]

dig it!

[zakk]

Is it possible to delete the name as well?

Let's just delete the account?

[zakk]

<insert nothing here>

[zakk]

zakk isn't even committed to the meme look how he uses his sig for advertisements

I'm gonna advertise dat ass if you don't shape up boi

[zakk]

Psyche google ZWSP see if that helps
https://codepen.io/chriscoyier/pen/iLKwm

Or try putting this in the title field (it should accept HTML right? Or just BBcode?):

Code: Select all

<div style="display:none;visibility:hidden">_</div>

[zakk]

mwa ha ha ha! i am now the antithesis of titles.

you may all call me "

your blankness

"

[zakk]

doot has 7 n'ths

Give me a good reason not to reject it anyway.

because aren't you supposed to be the cool hip new voice-of-the-people type fairy?

and not some grumpy asshole like some of the old title fairies turned into over time?

that sounds like a pretty damn good reason

[zakk]

we need a petition to remove zakk's joindate

i concur

[zakk]

zakk do you understand why title fairies become grumpy assholes

sry who are you again?

[zakk]

happy 21th birthday psyche! keep up the [removed - mith] work!

don't get too drunk, you'll ragret it.

[zakk]

nth italicized

It's Showtime!

[zakk]

no, i just think it looks better:
https://www.google.com/search?q=it%27s+ ... e&tbm=isch

[zakk]

ty for my (no) title btw. we have now (un)titled each other.

i think an awkward fist bump is in order

<3 Psyche

[zakk]

Nom vonflare for

I am d00t

[zakk]

isn't that cephrir

UT is my guess with 2002. Cephrir's 2006 is not even in the same ballpark.

UT is 2003. I know because his join date is exactly 10 years from this one

[zakk]

Nom EP for

Errantxander Hamilton

or

Lin Manuel Erranta

or

Not throwing away my shot

ANYTHING OTHER THAN SHOWTIME

This post, baaaaaad.

Martial arts

Showtime, goooooood!

[zakk]

Nominate whoever has the oldest active account without a special title on the site for "Old Fart."

Meh.

It's literally this poster above you Korts

Hey, you can't expect me to pay attention to the people in the conversation I'm barging into.

Quite possibly the best possible reply possible.

[zakk]

nth Not Throwing Away My Shot

Long and unwieldy af

[zakk]

Errant is a 'they'.

i don't have any better titles to suggest, unfortunately, but i also don't like any of the ones proposed so far.

ah, ignore me.
Errant's profile doesn't have a pronoun, so i shouldn't be correcting.

Nominate not Chara for

pronoun police

[zakk]

Spoiler:

[zakk]

Shrug. Delete the posts then

[zakk]

I get that my jokes are funny to some people and terrible to others. Sometimes they're both ... and that's kind of what I'm aiming for tbh, lol

If it's too much for the thread, simply delete. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings obviously. No offense intended. <3

[zakk]

Yeah remember not to bully.
Titles are not ment to be used as a method of bullying.
So don't bully.

I feel the opposite. Titles should be primarily used for bullying.

same

[zakk]

psyche is my son, therefore i am the fairy father

that's good enough for me.

[zakk]

haha holy shit psyche is timmy

[zakk]

I can't believe Psyche is the title fairy now. His title is well suited though.

<-- I did that ^

[zakk]

Bully Free Zone
Bullydozer
No Bullying (take off "Allowed")

[zakk]

Don't like the hero titles, implies other stuff and loses original meaning

Internet White Knight
Or just "White Knight"

I like both

[zakk]

I like Internet white knight as well, because it implies both that Alisae is a white knight ON the Internet, and/or also a white knight FOR the whole Internet.

[zakk]

Third Time's a Charm

for

mastin3

[zakk]

tell me friends
what is keeping you personally from nominating other scummers for titles

eh, people argue too much about dumb shit. it's not fun like it was back in math/thok/oman days

plus ever since i

titled the title fairy

, any other suggestions from me are kinda jumping the shark

mostly it's because i'm not really here any more cuz ~reasons~ so there's nothing really to title

Spoiler:

why don't you suggest a title for me, psyche? that'd be good.

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[zakk]

i just read ten pages of this shit and as expected i was not not disappointed

Spoiler: my contribution to the threadshittery

if vonflare uses this as his avatar:



i nominate him for

Victor Von Doot

[zakk]

i just read ten pages of this shit and as expected i was not not disappointed

my contribution to the threadshittery -- if vonflare uses this as his avatar:



i nominate him for

Victor Von Doot

but that would result in me losing the contest against mattp for switching first

I can't do that

but you were already not not a loser, so~

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[zakk]

Nth Universal Backup (although I think it should be without the dash, to better fit with the real role name).

nth

and

nth this reasoning

[zakk]

nth

Universal Backup

This is how you know it's a shit title

pew pew pew

[zakk]

if "Universal Backup" isn't in the cards then

nom singer for

Saintly

or

Saintlike

she's kind (just one example)
she's helpful (as has already been aforementioned, at length)
she's

all the good things

a saint should be

Spoiler:

person recognized as having an exceptional degree of holiness or likeness or closeness to God

-and/or-

someone of virtue

-and/or-

someone with extreme patience

just seems to fit to me
shrug

[zakk]

:thumbsupemoji:

[zakk]

[zakk]

If the 2018 April fools title thing isn't everyone getting doot except vonflare then psyche has let us all down tbh

this is the kind of thing you shouldn't have said. now he cant do it because it wont seem like his idea.

Not like it'd have been funny anyway tbh

[zakk]

What happened to Bright Knight again?

[zakk]

tl;dr

OMFG
CAN WE

NOMINATE MASTINA

FOR

TL;DR

!?!?

It is literally perfect!

Actually, all lower case, like their name.

Extended Edition

Pls no

Also who even is "Nancy"

...or nancy for that matter

pshhh such a

Negative Nancy

Spoiler: non-title shit

On the subject of rainbow and spoiler tags for titles (and this is just in general but I wanted to look into this some more ~for science~)

On mafblack, it looks like this:


On mafSilver, it looks like this:


So while its perfectly fine on mafblack, on mafsilver its kinda hard to see the c (MafSepia has the same problem)
This is mostly just a problem with the rainbow text and could be fixed based on how you configure it here
(my current settings are as follows
# of colors: 7
Color Preset: Rainbow
Colors (in order): #f00, #ff7f00, #ff0, #0f0, #0ff, #00f, #00f, #8b00ff)

Next, I don't exactly have screenshots, but ANY color over the spoiler tag actually looks terrible for mobile users, because the spoiler is so small, that spoiler tag won't cover the whole phrase.
it'll look something like this

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Except of course the text will be smaller, but this should be close enough to demonstrate the problem with any color on spoiler tag.
I mean this COULD be solved with more code, but I think that could be a hassle.

ok i thought reapercharlie had already left the building ..........

Spoiler: non-title shit

Why are you showing on black and silver? Is there anybody who doesn't use sepia other than you even around?

It's almost like you don't know what you're talking about.

Nominate Ellibereth for

Tool Assisted Scumhunter

I can't really name anyone else who uses 3rd party programs to meta people

What a Tool!

[zakk]

remember when there were good title nominations

[zakk]

ok, im approving doot for vonflare

finally

geez

happily for you, you now fall in the same category as spelycrew:
"Did His Job"

but now your titlefairyness has also jumped the shark and must pass the title fairy title onto some fresh new blood as it was once passed to you.

i nominate aristophanes as your replacement

also, nth soapbox for obvious reasons

[zakk]

Spoiler:

This is truly the greatest honor I have ever been bestowed in my long life. First and foremost, I would like to thank the acadootmy for hosting this event. Truly, an honor just to be here. And might I add, this city is amazing.

Crowd cheers.

This hall is amazing too, man, just give it up for all of you, this show just wouldn't be the same without you!

Crowd claps.

So, let's make this acceptance speech quick and painless, shall we? I know you have important things to do, and the advertisers have to get their time when I'm done, amirite?

Crowd laughs, a few clap

. I especially want to thank my co-stars on The Mafiascum Show, who are all included in this award with me, Papa Gin, Zizistophanes, Firebattp, Not_Alisae, and Hiploproy6. I absolutely could not have done it without my dear friends and co-stars!

Gestures at the front row, all of them stand, crowd applauds

. Now I want to give a big shout out to my family, who, without their constant love and support, I would never have come this far in my career. My father always said to me, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

A single tear rolls down my cheek.

Those words really stuck with me, man. And,

sniffle,

I'll always cherish him and the things he's said to me. But really, my big motivator through all this was the lack of a girlfriend. Having a title on mafiascum doot net has given me newfound confidence and all-around attractiveness in real life. Early this morning, I was suddenly attacked by 5 or 6 women in my own home. I have no idea how they got in, but I'm not complaining. Afterwards, I checked mafiascum, as I am prone to do in these situations, and I saw the update on this thread. "Oh, I get it now," I whispered to myself. So I got in my car and I went straight to the radio station the very next day, and said, "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you" lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed (JJ Fad). Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating. Understandably, the police were confused. They tried to catch me but there's nothing they could do, I've built up an immunity to taser electricity by having a glass of it every night before bed. An incredible car chase ensued, but I managed to escape by throwing rocks out my window, making all the police look towards the source of the noise and causing them to crash. I felt myself floating in place, and the world looked surreal. I realized, oh no, I'm dreaming. So I woke up in my bed, and I looked down at my pristine white shirt. "Oh," I said, "it's a tide ad"

TL;DR

i actually read all of this wtf

[zakk]

nah i have at least half a decade in me

fonzie thought he had half a decade left in him too

look how that ended up

and they dont stop coming

[zakk]

comical third option is approved!

yeah but what about soapbox

or

symposium of one

[zakk]

or

loquacious

or

dissertation

[zakk]

Lengthy

and Compelling

for the fact yes

[zakk]

nominate mastina for wall

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a+ usage of gimmick alt

[zakk]

of all thsoe i posted, i like

symposium of one

the best