Mini 555 --- LDF Mafia -- Game Over!

[Sarcastro]

Current Game Status:

Over!

Links:

Game Information and Rules, Players
Pre-Game: Cardboard Box
Day One: Lights Out, Insubordination
Day Two: Beauty and the Beast, Animal Cruelty
Day Three: Cannon Fodder, Dead Men Tell Tales

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Game Information:

This game is based on the webcomic The Last Days of Foxhound, by Chris Doucette. The comic revolves around the villains from the video game Metal Gear Solid and several other character from the series.

Knowledge of the comic is not mandatory, but I highly recommend that everyone at least read the Characters page. Wikipedia's article on Metal Gear Solid's characters is also highly recommended.

Game Rules:

0. This is more than a game. Fun is not as important as winning. If things get personal, it’s your job to make them even more personal.
1. Do not talk outside of this thread, unless your role PM explicitly says you may do so.
2. Do not edit or delete your posts in any way, shape, or form. Once you have posted something, it is there for good, unless I find reason to alter or delete your post myself, which I inevitably will.
3. Do not quote your role PMs in any way, shape, or form. This also applies to night conversations.
4. Do not post in invisible text, excessively small text, or use [ color = black ] tags.
5. You may request mod-prods, replacements, clarifications, and votecounts from me directly in the thread, but please precede such with a bolded “

Great Overlord Sarcastro:

” so that I will be able to answer you as promptly as possible.
6. You are dead as soon as I have officially posted such. Do not post any relevant information to the game whatsoever. You are, however, allowed a single “Braaaiiiiinnnnnsssss!” post.
7. It is a lynch only when I say so. Feel free to continue discussion during twilight.
8. If you expect to be absent for any significant period of time, please inform everyone in the thread.
9. Do not question my infallible judgment. If you think I have made a mistake of some kind, you are obviously wrong, unless, of course, reality itself is incorrect. If you believe this to be the case, please PM me immediately so that I may give reality a harsh beating.
10. I reserve the right to lie to you, mislead you, and otherwise screw with your head in any way whatsoever.
11. If I feel like it, I will edit your posts to fix mistakes, make jokes, or entertain myself in any way I see fit.
12. Once a majority of votes have been cast on a player, that player will be lynched, regardless of any subsequent unvoting.
13. When voting, use bold tags. For example,

Vote: Sarcastro

(Note that if you actually try to vote for me, you will be modkilled). Alternatively, you can draw your vote as an image and then post it. Doing such will make you cool.
14. When changing your vote, you should

Unvote

, but it is not strictly necessary. You will be frowned upon quite mercilessly, however.
15. I may place a deadline whenever I feel like it.
16. Once there is a deadline in place, only a plurality will be necessary to lynch. If multiple players are tied for most votes, the one who reached their number of votes first will be lynched.
17. If this game isn't balanced, it's Mole's fault.
18. I can change any of these rules whenever I want.
42. Only I get to post in dark blue. If you post in dark blue, you get modkilled. Or, since people would probably get mad at me for doing that, I'll just change your font colour or something.

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Players:

Alive (4):

Skruffs

(Replacing Andycyca)

JDodge

(Replacing Super God King)

Lloyd
SlySly

Dead (10):

Alabaska J

(Replacing Thanatos (Replacing ryan))

(Naomi Hunter, Innocent) beaten to death N3.

hasdgfas (Psycho Mantis, Mafia) killed by the town D3.

eljcko (Vulcan Raven, Mafia) lynched D3.

Korts (Decoy Octopus, Innocent) shot N2.

ooba (Scratch, Innocent) shot N2.

UltimaAvalon (Berthold, Innocent) lynched D2.

mikeburnfire (Sniper Wolf, Innocent) shot N1.

Frank (Guard-dressed-up-as-Psycho-Mantis, Innocent) shot N1.

lovo14 (Roy Campbell, Innocent) lynched D1.

Bob (Guard, Innocent) killed N0.

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Cardboard Box

Bob was feeling a little depressed. He was part of the experimental genome soldiers project. He was supposed to be an elite modern soldier. The cream of the crop.

He didn't really feel very elite, though. They'd started training with Liquid Snake today. Liquid Snake! The son of Big Boss himself! He'd been so excited before, but now he just felt stupid.

It wasn't his fault, really. Everything had been so difficult. Why did Liquid have to have such high expectations?

Because he's the son of Big Boss

, Bob reminded himself. Bob was a smart guy, but he had nothing on Liquid. What Liquid had done with the cardboard box... it was just amazing. Who would have thought to actually look

underneath

the box? Bob sighed. Was it expected that he'd be able to think on that level, that creatively, that dynamically,

all the time

? It might be easy for a genius like Liquid, but for most people, even someone as smart as Bob, it was incredibly difficult.

Bob thought about all this as he carried on with his rather boring guard duties. He was supposed to be guarding the fuse box that controlled all the power for Foxhound HQ. He wasn't sure what the point was - after all, who would want to sabotage the fuse box? And even if they did, they have to go through all those other–

wait a second, where's Joe?

Joe was also patrolling around up here, but Bob hadn't seen him in a few minutes.

There was a scuffing sound behind him. Bob turned. He didn't see anything. Just a cardboard box. He looked around while calling out for Joe. He turned back to the box. Was it moving towards him? No, that was impossible. There was definitely nobody in that direction.

Suddenly Bob got the feeling that he was forgetting something. What could it be? The oven! He'd left the oven on! Except he didn't have a stove. He didn't even cook his own food. What else, then? Something about the training today? Of course! He wasn't walking in a proper patrol. What was he supposed to do again? He tried to think back. Was he supposed to stand still and jerk around in random directions? Yes, that was it! He was supposed to do the robot!

As Bob did the robot, he still couldn't help but feel that he'd forgotten something else. He looked back at the cardboard box. It was just a few feet away now. It was definitely much closer. How was that possible? He couldn't imagine any way... except... except... he strained his mind, trying to remember. And he did.

Except if there's someone behind it! He quickly checked behind it. It was clear. "Well, that's a relief", he said to himself.

There was barely any time for an exclamation mark to even appear above him before he fell to the ground, entirely dead.

It looks like the last days of Foxhound may be coming early.

[Andycyca]

Woo!

First

fifth post!

/confirm

[hasdgfas]

/confirm

[UltimaAvalon]

/confirmationismyicanfinicationesebletifflynessym

[mikeburnfire]

/confirmed

[Super God King]

/confirm

[Lloyd]

confirming in thread

[ryan]

/confirm

[ooba]

/confirm

[SlySly]

/confirm

Reporting for duty.

[mikeburnfire]

To prepare for this game, I'm going to go play MGS3 again.

[eljcko]

/CONFIRMED

[ooba]

To prepare for this game, I'm going to go play MGS3 again.

Or you could just read the comic ..

[Korts]

/confirm

[mikeburnfire]

To prepare for this game, I'm going to go play MGS3 again.

Or you could just read the comic ..

Well, I wanted to play MGS3.

[Andycyca]

Great Overlord Sarcastro

How long are you going to wait for the rest of the players to confirm here?

[ooba]

Great Overlord Sarcastro

How long are you going to wait for the rest of the players to confirm here?

Only lovo14 has to confirm

Well, I wanted to play MGS3.

Have fun playing !!

[hasdgfas]

Great overlord Sarcastro:

may I shorten Great Overlord Sarcastro to mod?

[Sarcastro]

Great Overlord Sarcastro

How long are you going to wait for the rest of the players to confirm here?

I'll probably give Lovo another day or so.

Great overlord Sarcastro:

may I shorten Great Overlord Sarcastro to mod?

I dunno. May I modkill you?

[UltimaAvalon]

Great verlord Sarcastro:

May I shorten Great Overlord Sarcastro to Stukov?

[mikeburnfire]

Great overlord Sarcastro:

I hope you're a better mod than you are a player.

ZING!

[UltimaAvalon]

MODKILL SENSES TINGLING <hides>