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Post Post #75 (ISO) » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:41 pm

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EPISODE 4: WHY ISNT THIS JUST EPISODE 1 STILL WHAT THE FRENCH FRIES


IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: QUEST FOR Image

Image - "holy shit im back on this island? where the FUCK are the donuts? this challenge gonna be lit AF"

go underwater where you will find flint in the form of flint build up your firepit and turn the water into wine before creating a fire big enough to light the inside of my deep dark soul which has been burnt out for ages please send help YOU DONT HAVE TO BE LONELY AT FARMER SONLY DOT COM SLASH FORUM

Image - "This should be easy, my career has been straight fire since 1975"

Image - "i can swim under water lol did you forget about my blowhole hehe"

Salsa leaves to get firewood from a nearby kitten sancrary but dyrone has already taken all of it and also a new doggo 13/10 would paddle again see below:

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Jess mocks Dan's swimming ability

Image - "ur basically a merman lmao"

Image - "i swear to god i make one comment about wanting to live like this is the thirteenth year and i literally never hear the end of it and you're watching the disney channel"

robbie stares intently at the flint trying to use his chemistry to create a spark ;)

Image - "this flint is my number one"

robbie and flint break up after a lengthy serious relationship but they stay on amicable terms oops #thebachelor

oh shit, dating zor i mean zof tribe made a fire oops i didnt feel anything (shrug)
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Post Post #76 (ISO) » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:44 pm

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aren't we all
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Post Post #77 (ISO) » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:04 am

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Big tabaccy going after the dog market
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Post Post #78 (ISO) » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:04 pm

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Episode 4 and a half episodes

The Reason

by Hoobastank


Immediately upon returning to camp, Robert Pattinson gathers his forces to carrie out his strategic goals

Image - "what I want to do is? We're gonna split the vote 5-4-3-2-1 blastoff. that way if the 5 person plays an idol, we still got the 4, and if the 4 person plays an idol, we got the 3, and if the 3 vote person plays an idol, we got the 2, and if the"

Robbie: So we 5 vote for Brent
Alexis: *whinnies*
Jack: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You vote for Alexis
Alex: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You're on the 2 vote plan with Reck voting for Brent
Brent: Who do I vote for?
Boston Robbie: You vote with the 3 people votes on Haschel
Brent: Good work team

Image - "I feel really confident in Robbie as our alliance commander in chief, but I am thinking he might not have my long term game in mind. I think the 5 votes on me at tribal council from the plan could be bad for me in the long run when I am voted out tonight"

Image - "So there was somehow a alliance consisting of everyone in the tribe except for me but they're splitting the votes on each other so I guess it's cool"

Meanwhile in also on Survivor,

Image - "I want to get out Robbie Rotten because he's a weirdo and it's my dutiful role as a bully to take those outcasts down a notch amen"

Jess: I think right now Robbie is really bad for your game, he keeps telling everyone you like to shove thermometors in your blowhole
Alexis: You just made an accurate game observation and I do not like that

Image - "JESS! IS! THE! WORST!"

Image - "I heard Jess told Alexis her opinion and that was really wrong of her to do, what a bitch tbh"

Alexis storms to confront Robbie about these allegations

Alexis: ROBERT. why are you telling everyone my secret fetish
Robbie: I didn't know was secret
Alexis: It's secret we touched pinkies for it and everything
Robbie: Well okay I'm not a perfect person...
Alexis: please st
Robbie: There's many things I wish I didn't do
Robbie: What ever happened to those Hoobastank fellows anyways
Robbie: Huh their career is still going strong
Robbie: Well you know, not actually strong
Robbie: They released an album called For(N)ever, how clever
Robbie: Their greatest hits album is called Don't Touch My Moustache, probably some inside joke no one understands
Robbie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o--wKIgVaQ
Robbie: This was a single and it has 8 comments what a shitty existence
Alexis: You are not addressing the problem
Robbie: The song also has a wikipedia page
Robbie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incomplet ... tank_song)
Robbie: To me, it looks pretty..........





















































































































incomplete !! ;) ;) ;) ;)
Reck: I am voting you out

TRIblongo


Spoiler: Amrican idols?
Nah bro u better relax


Spoiler: first vote
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1 vote brent


Spoiler: first vote
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2 votes brantsteele


Spoiler: first vote
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3 votes br0nte


Spoiler: first vote
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1 vote Robby a free elf


Spoiler: first vote
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2 votes robert


Spoiler: first vote
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3 votes roberto


Spoiler: first vote
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4 votes for rotten apple


Spoiler: first vote
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5 votes for mr memes himself sad face


Spoiler: last vote vote
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Robbie the trib has spoke but u can win at the redemption island to save the world and the cheerleader


Spoiler: Last Words
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"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy

"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety

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Post Post #79 (ISO) » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:07 pm

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In post 78, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:- "I want to get out Robbie Rotten because he's a weirdo and it's my dutiful role as a bully to take those outcasts down a notch amen"

Jess: I think right now Robbie is really bad for your game, he keeps telling everyone you like to shove thermometors in your blowhole
Alexis: You just made an accurate game observation and I do not like that

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Post Post #80 (ISO) » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:06 pm

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it would be more realistic if jess actually got voted out?
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Post Post #81 (ISO) » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:44 pm

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No it wouldn't!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE GO JUMP INTO A FREEZING LAKE - Mr. Freeze
And this was like me realizing that you were a serial killer. - Hathor
"but I must declare my love to Edelgard here, i offer you the treasure I stole from Raphael, an idol LOL" - Shamir
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Post Post #82 (ISO) » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 am

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But that wouldn't be a zesty supreme meme for teens
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Post Post #83 (ISO) » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:11 am

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this game is the EPITOME of a real
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Post Post #84 (ISO) » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:20 pm

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#bulllayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Post Post #85 (ISO) » Tue May 16, 2017 8:14 am

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Is the mid-season Hiatus over?
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Post Post #86 (ISO) » Tue May 16, 2017 8:21 am

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Are you hacking cc/my Skype logs

Don't spoil the surprise
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Post Post #87 (ISO) » Wed May 17, 2017 5:48 pm

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Episode 5ish

Haikuld you not


The tribes casually enter the REDEMPTION ARENA, which is actually just the parking lot of an abandoned combination pizza hut and taco bell (im at the pizza hut).

Lets bring in the victims

Image - Jeshy McJesh

Image - Regibro of TSM infame

Image - Senor Roberto Rotten voted out at the last treble

...

"Robbina, you look upset"

Image - "I am upset, jeff
i was looking forward to
voting out my mom"

Image - "why are you speaking in poems and robbie isnt your mom lets do a challenge"

Redemption Challenge #1: Extreme Musical Chairs


When the song ends sit down theres 3 chairs but one of them is actually a table sit in the chairs and you win!



Reginald quickly sits in what he hopes is a chair....


IT IS! REGINALD WINS!

Jesh sits on the table thinking it is a chair and it breaks oops now he has the splinters! Robbie Rotten survives redemption island! Jesh im sorry but get out

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Alexis goes back
To camp and she is so pissed
Because she liked Rob

Image - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
LOOK AT ME I AM DOLPHIN
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Alexis storms off
Into the woods and she finds
A magic carpet

Image - "I must fly away
To the sky until I find--
Wait, is this idol??"

Hidden carpet thing
Secretly hidden idol
For immunity

Back at other camp
Robbina finds idol too
But it's not carpet

Mariah and Matt
make alliance with Chafee
Who doesn't like her

Image - "This alliance works
For me until I can go
Find someone with class"

- - - - - --- - - -

IMMUNITAD CHALLONGE: HAND ON HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I need you all to go out into the jungle and find something hard to hold on to. It must be at least a hardness of shore D 150 or it doesnt count. Whoever holds onto it the hardest and with the most gusto wins immunity and i guess the rest of their tribe can also have it.

survivors ready? hold on time out why is robbie rotten here? he's supposed to be on redemption.

Image - "i am number one
i number one number one
i am number one"

Image - "get atta here you wicked mohron"

The challenge begins. Jack goes out and finds a stick. Solid first outing, can he do any better?

Dyrone gets a hard hat? Who the fuck left that there? Good snag!

Jess comes back with Dan's emotional stability, thats pretty soft, not going to cut it!

Mariah comes back with a multi-decade music career, SOLID!

Reck finds a bag of gummy bears, honestly are you even trying?

Chafee and Cream finds a chips ahoy cookie that was left in the microwave for 3 whole minutes, its rock hard!




I think we can call it here, Dating Xof wins! You definitely have the touch when it comes to hard objects!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Image - "I'm voting Haschel
He is too schemey
Dolphin girl will help"

Reck: Haschel and Brent
Are inseparable so we
Must split them apart

Alexis: okay
But you voted out Robbie
How can I trust you?

Reck: Look at me, bitch
Trust this fist inside your ass
If you don't trust me

Image - "I am the swing vote
Haschel, Arnold, and Brent want
me to vote for Jack

But Reck disagrees
He says those three are too close
He has Alex too"

Image - "We have Jack and Reck
All we need is Alexis
Jess will flip if tie"

Jack: If you keep me
I will do all that I can
To protect your beau

Jess: Okay well that
Kinda makes me want you out
I must beat Kilby

Tartar Sauce


Spoiler: First vote
Jack


Spoiler: Second vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Third vote
Jack


Spoiler: Fourth vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Fifth vote
Jack


Spoiler: Sixth vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Seventh vote
Jack


Spoiler: Eighth vote
Jack

Bye bye man, Jack



Spoiler: Final Words
Image - "This was not good time
Wouldn't recommend to friend
Zero out of ten"
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Post Post #88 (ISO) » Wed May 17, 2017 5:54 pm

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jess is so mean :(
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Post Post #89 (ISO) » Thu May 18, 2017 5:50 am

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No more free personal training sessions for any of you!

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Post Post #90 (ISO) » Thu May 18, 2017 11:12 am

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jess is such a bitch
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Post Post #91 (ISO) » Fri May 19, 2017 1:50 am

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Post Post #92 (ISO) » Fri May 19, 2017 5:26 am

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I must beat Kilby


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Post Post #93 (ISO) » Fri May 19, 2017 11:57 am

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I think I don't like Jess
Sup, later.
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Post Post #94 (ISO) » Fri May 19, 2017 12:18 pm

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jess is a bully
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