Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery Scum PT

[Aristophanes]

fuck canada
canada sucks

I also am a Canadian...

let's drink some tim hortons and play some hockey eh

oh too bad there's no one to do either of those things with because NO ONE LIVES IN CANADA

Can confirm there is a Tim Hortons within a 5 minute drive on anywhere in my city, and that there are some places that there are literally 2 in the same parking lot! Like, the drive through lines are beside each other going in opposite directions!

[Aristophanes]

Also, excited to be here! 4 scum is odd for a mini, so town is likely a wee bit OP!

[Aristophanes]

@Bel,
Both Vegito and Rauth have the clause "if you get lynched first" In their wincons.
What does this mean?
Does one have to be lynched D1 to win with us?
What happens to the other if so?
Or was it only meant for the Redshirt role, meaning they had to be lynched before the game ends?

[Aristophanes]

Also, confirming my role.

Aristophanes: Mafia Rolecop

Welcome, Arsehole!

You are Holt Fasner,

Mafia Rolecop

and the villain from

The Gap Cycle

. Each night, you may investigate a player and learn their role. You may use this ability and perform the factional kill on the same night.

Your partners are Chimchar the Mafia poisoner, Rautherdir the Mafia Redshirt, and Vegito the Mafia Janitor. You may communicate with your partners by day and night here

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

The game thread is here. Please confirm with your role and alignment

[Aristophanes]

Nacho is here??

[Aristophanes]

OMG NACHO AND JIFFY ARE HERE!!!!!

I'm so happy! =D

[Aristophanes]

But an NK will not allow him victory, right?

[Aristophanes]

Correct. Where's the fun in that?

I agree

[Aristophanes]

Radja is here too??

I'm elated! <3

I really need to read Sigs more

[Aristophanes]

They may. That seems to be what they're implying

[Aristophanes]

I'm, uh, trying a new strategy...

[Aristophanes]

Hahaha I love it!

[Aristophanes]

INB4 THE DUELING POST RESTRICTIONS ARE MASONS.

[Aristophanes]

Whoops! Caps were locked..

[Aristophanes]

I might have fudged that a bit.

However, I had, at the time, thought the Post Restrictions were AI of Town, so they were leans in that direction, as was DD.

NC talking kinda fluffy and Piggy because ? were scumleans.

You're prolly town but need to obvtown. I know you're busy and Jiffy is a little demoralized in games of late, so I can give you a pass for now.

[Aristophanes]

However, I had, at the time, thought the Post Restrictions were AI of Town, so they were leans in that direction, as was DD.

Why did you think that post restrictions were town?
One reason you might think that is because post restrictions = their role and you thought that Beli wouldn't make any scum that were completely powerless.

Why did you think DD was town?

I rarely see post restrictions as modifiers to non VTs, and it makes scum too obvious! If we have a slew of them it does make some sense that scum may have one.

Oh shit, so many posts! How did you triple ninja me!?!?!?

I always townread nancy, and I think the back and forth we had, though it should be NAI, was town. They were clearly trying to sort me, which is a good indicator of town.

[Aristophanes]

I believe in you Aristophanes.

I appreciate you asking things! It helps so much in making my actual posts believable <3

[Aristophanes]

Woohoo!

Look at that! Ari said something believable as scum!!! :O

[Aristophanes]

Absolutely!

I'm just at work so I'm a little more shitposty atm. I'll do this in a few hours

Holy 7 ninjas!!!

[Aristophanes]

I have to go to work in 4 and a half hours and I will have trouble falling asleep until you post :'(

No no, sleep soundly <3

I'll do good things!

[Aristophanes]

aristo it's okay to shitpost between real posts

I know, real posts ate hard when people keep interrupting tho

[Aristophanes]

It does keep thing light!

[Aristophanes]

But I haven't even read the thread for like a day!

[Aristophanes]

Okay!! I promise it'll be good

Sleep well my friend!

[Aristophanes]

ARISTOPHANES

I WENT TO SLEEP AND I WOKE UP AND STILL NO POSTS FROM YOU =[

I was still at work!

You had such a short sleep!

[Aristophanes]

Don't hate me Nacho! I meant to post and got intimidated by the thread. I'll be better at this when I return!

[Aristophanes]

Nah, if im not active he'll lynch me in a heartbeat. I gotta do dat.

That roller coaster story is fantastic and I'm going to use that as motivation in my surnames from now on! <3
Thanks so much

[Aristophanes]

Btw Juffy,
I hope you know that you are welcome in any game I host

I may not request you, but I would always be happy to have you join them!
I'm just not the "mod request" type of person

So consider this a blanket request!

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes please make a "game state" posts like you promised you'd do before

Tonight/tomorrow are the days that I will designate for this game to come first

So, I'm on it! No more empty promises.

Once I'm caught up I can usually stay that way, which is good

[Aristophanes]

Just to make it perfectly clear, I'm not going to modkill the

entire

town for you.

Dammit Bel, why not!

I demand more Shitfuckery!!!

[Aristophanes]

Ari it's your own fault for not getting back into the game sooner.

As if I don't realize this.

I have a stupid schedule at times and I should keep it in mind more often.

I have done this in games before - been unable to post for a while and then get quite into it after a catchup.

Usually I get a chance to do this when town but get lynched when for it when scum.

My proddodges have bought me time and my interactions haven't been shite, so as long as I do a good catchup and post thoughts soon I can get into this and give it a good run!

So far it looks like I'll have this chance

[Aristophanes]

Oh lol, I just looked at the thread!

DD dying is very bad for me...they were my buffer between people!
And 3 votes is nothing I can't handle

[Aristophanes]

Hey Chim, I hope you've had a scumlean on Piggy and not me, because you might end up being a tie breaking vote!

[Aristophanes]

Really need you to post anything here. Doesn't matter what you post but please stop putting this game off and just make some posts talking about your thoughts :/

Don't worry, I did and am

Sorry that took so long!

Breaking Meta is hard man!!!

[Aristophanes]

Also, nice bus votes guys! You've done well in having them placed at the times you did!

[Aristophanes]

I would have done this as town too, so I hope the unvote turns out okay.

All good man!

I'm shading you and making associatives between you and Piggy so that if we flip you today they become an autolynch, and if not it hopefully goes towards credibility when we inevitably have to bus you later on!

[Aristophanes]

At 4pm!?!?

[Aristophanes]

I have intent now btw.

I think the 3p theory should provide a little distance and maybe make people think twice about the lynch

[Aristophanes]

Hahaha brilliant

[Aristophanes]

IKR how is that even a thing!? Lmao

Maybe we can talk each other out of it and get towncred for being around? *crosses fingers*

[Aristophanes]

Piggy and Raith are my preferred lynches yo!

[Aristophanes]

btw you saying that it sounds like poisoner is the very picture of TMI

^^^ this.

Thus my alternate thought of arsonist.

[Aristophanes]

If anyone asks me:
"It's just AIDS sounds like it would work more like poison."

Because it kills you slowly after you're infected, right?

[Aristophanes]

If anyone asks me:
"It's just AIDS sounds like it would work more like poison."

Because it kills you slowly after you're infected, right?

Technically, AIDS doesn't actually kill you. It only lets a host of other usually non-lethal diseases kill you.

I know, but I mean this is a good support flavourwise for why you would think this!

[Aristophanes]

Double-vote.

Why?

That was hammer right?

[Aristophanes]

Like, now

[Aristophanes]

RADJA

[Aristophanes]

You need to be on the wagon for numbers but can't hammer! We're securing a lynch assuming your hammer didn't work.

[Aristophanes]

Luckily someone else chimed in!

We'd be stuck with NL otherwise and I much prefer this lynch

[Aristophanes]

That "where's beli" post was good for us to scumread you a bit! Nicely done

[Aristophanes]

Okay then, now for who to kill! I'm thinking shooting Chickadee and Chimchar poisoning Socrates, Shadoweh, or Almost Chara.

Why would we shoot Chim!?!?

Do you think a longterm gambit to Aids one of us is viable?

[Aristophanes]

Anyone want to finalize actions? :S

[Aristophanes]

Shoot: Chickadee

Poison: Shadoweh

Rolecop: Leonshade
Scrub: Rautherdir

^^^

Unless someone changes something else

[Aristophanes]

Actually, we should probably

Rolecop Shadoweh

And confirm that

Rauth makes the kill

[Aristophanes]

Shadoweh is full JK (Alien type). As in, basically commutes the target

[Aristophanes]

Also, apparently there's vomit in my houseplants and piss in my sink...sounds like I had a tough night!

[Aristophanes]

Also also, sorry. I have to play genuinely else my play is really scummy. My one really manufactured post near the end if D1 was called out immediately and I have to keep it real. Not gonna push this once you explain though, Chim! Will back right off

[Aristophanes]

Lol

[Aristophanes]

yeah there's no real reason for scum to be voting chimchar right now

Exactly!

But sure.

[Aristophanes]

I'm afraid it might have been redirected to me..

Because of the piss and puke

[Aristophanes]

... Great. I hadn't thought about that.

I had, since I got the PM

[Aristophanes]

Hahaha you bussed yourself

[Aristophanes]

Wait I thought you replaced Chim for some reason!!

Vegito

[Aristophanes]

??

Okay, I'll see what I can do

[Aristophanes]

Wait I thought you replaced Chim for some reason!!

Vegito

heyyy

I was sad when I thought you left too, don't worry!!! <3
That was so badly phrased!

I love you all!

[Aristophanes]

I'm trying to coast through the day now. I don't think there's much else I can do right now. Pushing things will look opportunistic probably?

Probably. I'm gonna get on Rauth I think. I like letting nonobtrusive 3Ps win

[Aristophanes]

Yeah, I shouldn't have pushed you as Jester, Rauth. Sorry about that!

[Aristophanes]

I'm afraid it might have been redirected to me..

Because of the piss and puke

"The Gift of Gay - Each night, you may choose one living person to infect with HIV. They will be notified if they are infected. After three nights, the HIV will become full-blown AIDS and make them so sick they can’t use any of their powers anymore (vanillaizes them)."

I'm just saying, AIDS isn't necessarily a kill. Maybe you'll become town, Rauth!

I think it was redirected to me and Imma be Vanilla soon.

RIP our Rolecop!

[Aristophanes]

Oh well. Sorry Chim, but on the bright side if we can convince town that they are in LYLO each following day I can probably become Kingmaker (sort of). I guess the sad part is that if we do end up doing that and all of you are dead I'll win the game for you but not me.

You'll win with us in spirit if this happens, and who knows, maybe we can still swing your lynch! <3

I'm hoping I haven't dug a huge hole for myself by pushing you over Chim today. I went a little hard on that I think...

[Aristophanes]

Hey Rauth, wanna quickhammer?

[Aristophanes]

OMG I just pagetopped here and in the gamethread accidentally, at the same time!!!

What a day! =D

[Aristophanes]

I tried so hard to make this work out more favourably!

Oh well.

Who do we kill and who do we Rolecop tonight?

Leon is scary, so is Soc. I think we can survive Shadoweh, but she is a Jailkeeper which can really screw things up for us.

I actually think killing her and rolecopping one of the other two is the best idea here.

[Aristophanes]

I'm arguably the least scumread, so therefor the least likely to be blocked I think. I am scumread enough though that I shouldn't be protected either.
You're pretty close to the sweet spot too though and you were just the hammer on scum...
I'm honestly good either way.

Why don't you do it so I can Rolecop without worry of being tracked to 2 targets should something like that exist

[Aristophanes]

Forgot we can scrum someone, who should we do?

[Aristophanes]

Okay!

Scrub Aristophanes
Rolecop Socrates

[Aristophanes]

Apparently Doc is a 1 shot Votefucker

Whatever that means...

[Aristophanes]

<3

I can do this!
I will do this!!!

I'm sorry I had you make the kill <3

[Aristophanes]

Yee!

The "jester" is

my

Our final hope!!

[Aristophanes]

I had the same thought

[Aristophanes]

Thinking about it actually.

Parity Cop?

I checked Shadoweh N1, compared Soc N2 and they are the same alignment.

I can check someone else tonight, and after Rauth dies come in with a full guilty in Mylo. Yeah?

[Aristophanes]

I did what I could to sound appalled by your lies.

I think it's pretty good!

[Aristophanes]

Cool. I disengaged with this last one, as it's both the best thing if I'm town and let's you do your thing inthread.

This is fun! I like scumtheatre with you

[Aristophanes]

i'm the master of interacting with my partners and giving scum theatre

\o/

I bow to thee, Master of Theatre!

[Aristophanes]

Why thank you!

I can't say I have much experience with it. Most people are too afraid to even try!

[Aristophanes]

Ooo That's tempting!

I think it might be just a tad much though.
I can always point to it later If needed!

Also, it's way past bedtime lol

[Aristophanes]

hahahaha and now i'm telling shadow not to out their jail target when there's no redirector

man i'm fucking evil

This was art though! <3

[Aristophanes]

Yeah, thks is good!

And OMG I'm so glad I counterclaimed!!!

Transcend, you're amazing! <3

[Aristophanes]

What???

No. I overrule this.

[Aristophanes]

Why?

[Aristophanes]

i'd always kill shadow here, again, rauth leading it.

This is what we do.

Rauth Kills Shadoweh
Ari Rolecops Almost50

This is correct.

[Aristophanes]

Okay. Don't rolecop A50 though, he is getting targeted with a full commute (As long as Shadoweh keeps his word.)
Prism might be better.

Then why would we kill them!?!?!?

Rolecop Leon

[Aristophanes]

Oh, I missed the Prism thing. I was hoping to claim them as scum in Lylo.

This my holding off.

[Aristophanes]

But sure!

Ari Rolecops Prism

[Aristophanes]

WTF No deaths???

[Aristophanes]

@Bel:
How would we convert a Spy?

[Aristophanes]

Well that's cool!

[Aristophanes]

Shadoweh lynch will be impossible. The NKs are all accounted for and the roles make sense.

Prism gas to die else we lose. If Prism and Shadoweh make it to endgame we for sure lose unless they figure the investigative is for acum, and I'm not banking on that.

Kill Prism
Rolecop Leon

It only makes sense.

Shadoweh didn't mention that? She should have. Interesting...

[Aristophanes]

Lmfao this is great! Screws my claim a bit, but great nonetheless! XD

[Aristophanes]

Well, I fucked that up.

But I'll be damned if I don't try!

[Aristophanes]

I'm so full of shit holy fuck!

Even I wouldn't believe me at this point

[Aristophanes]

I killed us with my claim.

I should have No Killed. I should have claimed to be checking Shadoweh with someone else as last night's action. I should have framed A50 and gambled after that. I got excited and cocky though and now even if I get this mislynch off I'm conftown, so I get JK'd and lynched.

I wish I'd played better. I should have made better night actions and thought my claim through and made this work! But I was busy and so I rushed it and that destroyed our chances.

I'm sorry scumteam! You guys put in a fantastic effort and I'm sorry it all came down to my subpar play!

I'm not going to give up, but I accept defeat at this point.

[Aristophanes]

I should have called clears on all but Shadoweh!

The only way to win was to make that lynch once I claimed.
Fuck!

If I could have swung that, we would have won.

I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you Rauth

[Aristophanes]

I just realized that is I live today I have a 66% chance of winning tomorrow by sheeping Jesus!!!

Fantastic!

Now to check the thread from overnight though. I bet iim dead.

[Aristophanes]

Who am I to argue with Jesus? I'm also tired of delaying the inevitable. Sorry Ari, I don't think you're this bad as town.

##Vote: Aristophanes

You're right, I'm not.

I shouldn't have goaded the lynch but I figured if there was any way to delay it it was to call for it. Reverse psychology isn't my strong suit! lol

[Aristophanes]

Also,

@ Bel,
Feel free to release this!