Accountant's Utopia Philosophy

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:46 pm

In post 2237, Accountant wrote:It's true that I'm God, but please don't confuse that with me claiming that I'm God.

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:48 pm

What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:51 pm

In post 2237, Accountant wrote:It's true that I'm God, but please don't confuse that with me claiming that I'm God.

In post 2246, Accountant wrote:
In post 2244, Not_Mafia wrote:What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?
It's claiming that I'm God.

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:57 pm

In post 2255, Accountant wrote:
In post 2253, Not_Mafia wrote:I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5
uhhh

you literally just said 2+2=5. That's your proof right there.

No I didn't

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:59 pm

In post 2259, Accountant wrote:
In post 2257, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:No he didnt...
He did in post 2252.

Explain how 2252 is me claiming 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:01 pm

It's true that I claimed 2+2=5 but I have never claimed 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:07 pm

In post 2269, Accountant wrote:
In post 2267, Not_Mafia wrote:It's true that I claimed 2+2=5 but I have never claimed 2+2=5
This statement is contradictory and therefore incorrect.

I'm not claiming 2+2=5, it would be arrogant and pretentious of me. I'm just claiming that 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:14 pm

No I'm not claiming that 2+2=5, I'm claiming that 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:09 pm

In post 2280, Accountant wrote:
In post 2276, Not_Mafia wrote:No I'm not claiming that 2+2=5, I'm claiming that 2+2=5
Right. So you are claiming it.

No, I never admitted that

Not_Mafia · Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:10 pm

In post 2286, Accountant wrote:
In post 2284, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 2280, Accountant wrote:
In post 2276, Not_Mafia wrote:No I'm not claiming that 2+2=5, I'm claiming that 2+2=5
Right. So you are claiming it.
No, I never admitted that
You just did.

It's true that I admitted but I never admitted it

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:43 am

You still didn't prove I claimed 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:19 am

But you're not claiming to be god though right?

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:06 am

It's true that I said earlier that me saying "2+2=5" is me claiming 2+2=5, but that does not mean that I claimed to be 2+2=5

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:10 am

If I was joking, there would be a punchline. There isn't. Hence I am not joking.

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:45 am

Accountant is claiming they are god but have never claimed they are god. What is so har to comprehend?

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:48 am

You tell me

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:50 am

Is it an accurate representation of what you're saying?

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:21 am

In post 2346, Shaziro wrote:Accountant is like Trump, he said something when it benefits him, but never said it when it doesn't.

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:38 am

In post 2319, Accountant wrote:I have never claimed to be God. It's true that I said earlier that me saying "I am actually God" is me claiming to be God, but that does not mean that I claimed to be God.

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:46 pm

You're here forever now, may as well embrace it

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:37 pm

In post 2367, Accountant wrote:
In post 2359, Annadog40 wrote:Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?
It is.

To no one but you

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:39 pm

You should genuinely seek therapy Accountant

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:44 pm

In post 2378, Accountant wrote:
In post 2375, Not_Mafia wrote:You should genuinely seek therapy Accountant
Had one for a few years. Worthless. I stopped wasting my time once it became clear she couldn't do anything for me.

Did you tell her about the correct path?

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:21 pm

So everyone is right? Cos they believe whatever they believe

Not_Mafia · Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:31 pm

In post 2408, Accountant wrote:
In post 2407, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 2405, Accountant wrote:
In post 2403, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:Accountant, we're about to reach critical mass here.

There's a problem.
What's the problem?
I'm an atheist >_>
So am I.

For others to believe in you, you must first believe in yourself

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:29 am

How come you hate trade unions?

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:33 am

What negotiation rights should workers have?

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:40 am

Are you god?

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:08 am

Pagetop 100 bitches!

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:41 pm

But who will send the dictator to re-education?

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:05 pm

The unrighteous lie about their righteousness

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:17 am

Is the Utopia a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:47 am

It's wrong to shoot someone for no reason
It's right to shoot someone to stop them committing a massacre

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:51 am

Quick hammering as town is wrong
Quick hammering as scum in lylo is right

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:56 pm

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:53 am

Did you really need to put this in your egosearch after 111 pages?

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:13 am

In post 2774, hiplop wrote:
In post 2770, Not_Mafia wrote:Did you really need to put this in your egosearch after 111 pages?
I don't use egosearch

Neanderthal

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:29 pm

If the Utopia ever happens I'm going to ask for everything that exists

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:30 pm

In post 2805, Shaziro wrote:So everybody is what you want them to be.

That's the beauty of it

Not_Mafia · Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:44 pm

DEUS VULT

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:58 am

Accountant you're causing disorderliness by disobeying the laws of nature

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:23 am

Please consider therapy again

Not_Mafia · Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:32 am

I adore snow more than anything else, I'm only happy when it is snowing everywhere in the world

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:39 pm

Okay I admit it, I claimed I am god

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:39 pm

Glad you finally confessed Accountant

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:39 pm

I accept the $100 bet, I cannot lie, it is demanded by the correct path

Not_Mafia · Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:41 pm

Not_Mafia please stop impersonating me

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:13 am

Easiest $100 of Umlaut's life

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:22 am

The awkward moment when the explanation is more confusing that the original statement

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:24 am

Thank you

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:36 am

Thank you!

Not_Mafia · Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:37 am

Accountant, you and this hypothetical other person share a bank account so you'll still lose money

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:22 am

I have eyes

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:27 am

In post 2983, Accountant wrote:
In post 2980, Not_Mafia wrote:I have eyes
Everyone with eyes accepts the correct path. Do you?

Your premise is incorrect

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:06 am

In post 2988, Accountant wrote:
In post 2984, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 2983, Accountant wrote:
In post 2980, Not_Mafia wrote:I have eyes
Everyone with eyes accepts the correct path. Do you?
Your premise is incorrect
No.

What am I using to read this thread?

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:42 am

In post 3007, Shaziro wrote:How can the correct path be real if our eyes aren't real?

Checkmate

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:29 pm

When the police show up, just tell them that you can't be guilty because you haven't been arrested yet.

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:06 pm

In post 3015, Accountant wrote:
In post 3013, Shaziro wrote:Just because something is illegal does not mean it is instantly enforced. It is illegal for people to kill other people, but people get away with murder all the time.
I would never murder someone, because it's illegal.

This response has literally nothing to do with what Shaziro said

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:14 pm

In post 3018, Accountant wrote:
In post 3016, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 3015, Accountant wrote:
In post 3013, Shaziro wrote:Just because something is illegal does not mean it is instantly enforced. It is illegal for people to kill other people, but people get away with murder all the time.
I would never murder someone, because it's illegal.
This response has literally nothing to do with what Shaziro said
Yes it does. Shaziro argues that my speech amounts to sedition, which is illegal. I argue that I would never do anything illegal, because I am righteous, and offer the fact that I have not been charged as doing something illegal in a court of law to support that fact.

Not a counterargument to what he said

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:21 pm

So anything you do is by definition legal?

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:28 pm

Even though you committed sedition

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:28 pm

And admitted to it

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:29 pm

In post 14878, Accountant wrote:I was not aware of this. How lucky you pointed it out before I got arrested. Thank you, psyche.

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:46 am

I consent to be browbeaten, convert me

Not_Mafia · Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:04 pm

How can I point to a table in your imagination?

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:31 am

In post 3201, Accountant wrote:Firstly, claiming I'm delusional is a fool's errand. That's because I've already proven that the "delusions" you think I have are actually key to the system of Accountant. Without them, there is no utopia. Also, you have not told us why it is bad.

So the Utopia is a delusion too, got it

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:33 am

In post 3204, Accountant wrote:
In post 3202, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 3201, Accountant wrote:Firstly, claiming I'm delusional is a fool's errand. That's because I've already proven that the "delusions" you think I have are actually key to the system of Accountant. Without them, there is no utopia. Also, you have not told us why it is bad.
So the Utopia is a delusion too, got it
Can you quote where I said that?

Just did

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:45 am

In post 3211, Accountant wrote:
In post 3210, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 3209, Accountant wrote:
In post 3206, Not_Mafia wrote:Just did
I don't see it. You must be misinterpreting my ideas.
I see it. You're just misinterpreting his answers.
No, that's impossible. He cannot be the one in the right here because he doesn't get to decide what I say or mean. I have conveyed a message and it is not "the utopia is a delusion". If he got that message, he is objectively misinterpreting my words.

You can miss the meaning of your own words

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:50 am

In post 3201, Accountant wrote:Firstly, claiming I'm delusional is a fool's errand. That's because I've already proven that the "delusions" you think I have are actually key to the system of Accountant. Without them, there is no utopia. Also, you have not told us why it is bad.

Your counterargument to being delusional is that the delusions are key to your systems, therefore the systems are delusional. The systems are an integral part of Utopia, therefore Utopia is delusion.

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:56 am

Accountant already proved the Utopia isn't a cult

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:28 pm

How to lose friends and alienate people

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:31 pm

Call it Dark Side of the Moon

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:12 pm

Or within this forum

Not_Mafia · Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:50 pm

Today I flew to work and worked a 16 hour shift, they sacked me because "imaginary work isn't real" and "you have to work in the real world"

Not_Mafia · Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:39 am

If you only eat in the imaginary world, you'll die in both. Therefore they are not equal

Not_Mafia · Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:43 am

In post 3378, Accountant wrote:
In post 3376, Not_Mafia wrote:If you only eat in the imaginary world, you'll die in both. Therefore they are not equal
I don't see why not eating in the real world meaning that you'll die in both means that we should put the real world on a pedestal.

Your imaginary world is dependent on your continued existence in the real world, but the real world is unaffected by your imaginary world, therefore the imaginary world is inferior

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:28 am

None of that means you can fly

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:35 am

Will you purge incorrectness all parallel universes?

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:39 am

How will you access these universes?

Not_Mafia · Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:32 pm

What could disprove the correct path?

Not_Mafia · Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:54 am

It's not Accountant's fault the truths are self evident

Not_Mafia · Thu Apr 27, 2017 5:25 am

In post 3455, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 3438, Accountant wrote:
In post 3437, Shaziro wrote:
In post 3434, Accountant wrote:
In post 3432, Shaziro wrote:Accountant, you realize that when you say things like 3429, you come off as a cultist, yes?
I don't care how I come off. Morality is not a popularity contest.
If you want to get people on your side, you have to
care about how you come off.
build a shit ton of re-education centers and/or wait for society to realize the truth of the correct path
How are you getting the money to start building the first "re-education center"?

Kickstarter

Not_Mafia · Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:12 pm

In post 3461, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 3460, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 3459, Sesq wrote:
In post 3458, implosion wrote:
In post 3428, implosion wrote:Why haven't future followers of the correct path figured out how to time travel, traveled back to the present (or further), and imposed order on this part of time?

If the correct path is infinitely good and makes the impossible (such as time travel) possible, wouldn't it be good to impose its order in all times of all universes, including right now?

Not_Mafia · Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:33 pm

In post 3463, Shaziro wrote:Pyramid posting aside

Not_Mafia · Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:33 pm

Accountant, have you considered utilising the morphogenetic field?

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:19 am

Are you the most humble person alive?

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:59 am

How can you grow from perfection?

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:19 am

In post 2237, Accountant wrote:It's true that I'm God, but please don't confuse that with me claiming that I'm God.

In post 2246, Accountant wrote:
In post 2244, Not_Mafia wrote:What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?
It's claiming that I'm God.

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:21 am

He's not god, he's just god

Not_Mafia · Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:08 am

Not_Mafia · Mon May 01, 2017 2:14 am

I think Accountant's opinion would change very quickly if he was subjected to anything even close to what the slaves were subjected to

Not_Mafia · Mon May 01, 2017 3:08 am

Accountant, no one believes that if you were enslaved, raped, tortured and mutilated that you would just accept it

Not_Mafia · Mon May 01, 2017 3:21 am

Okay let me indulge this bullshit for a moment

Slave owners were violating the constitution, which is the document that sets out people's rights and the laws that can or cannot be enacted, it's the document that sets out the order of the United States. The slave owners were promoting disorderliness by acting unconstitutionally, just like the correct path imposes itself on logic as it is above logic, the constitution imposes itself on any laws passed as it is above laws, so the slaves were imposing order and combating the disorderliness brought about by the slave owners.

Not_Mafia · Mon May 01, 2017 11:09 pm

Account just lacks empathy

Not_Mafia · Mon May 01, 2017 11:13 pm

No one with empathy advocates for your position on slavery

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 12:22 am

Squidbulb is still a separate thing

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 12:23 am

I have a pet, it has fur and four legs and likes to be stroked, it's a dog but I just call it a cat, disagreeing is splitting hairs

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 12:52 am

In post 3990, Accountant wrote: If they were smarter and more mature, they'd see that I'm totally right.

I thought your system was good because of your immaturity?

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 12:53 am

In post 3989, Accountant wrote:
In post 3986, Not_Mafia wrote:I have a pet, it has fur and four legs and likes to be stroked, it's a dog but I just call it a cat, disagreeing is splitting hairs
A dog is fundamentally different from a cat. Squiblub is to empathy as spaghetti is to curly pasta. It's fine to just lump them all under "pasta".

Empathy and calamaribox are fundamentally different

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 1:09 am

There's a difference between calling someone a subhuman cockroach and calling someone an AI

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 1:12 am

Have you considered giving yourself a superheroesque nickname?

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 1:12 am

In post 4003, Accountant wrote:
In post 4000, Not_Mafia wrote:There's a difference between calling someone a subhuman cockroach and calling someone an AI
What if both analogies are equally true?

So you admit to being an AI?

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:02 am

Accountant

http://gawker.com/science-proves-that-t ... 1446305654

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:06 am

So then they are less smart

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:06 am

Oh wait sorry

Para-consistent thinking

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:08 am

No it isn't, it's actually binary choice, they can be enslaved or they can 'disobey order'

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:11 am

What an imponderable decision he or she would face

Not_Mafia · Tue May 02, 2017 2:16 am

In post 4040, Accountant wrote:
In post 4022, Not_Mafia wrote:Accountant

http://gawker.com/science-proves-that-t ... 1446305654
Article says from 16 to 18 the teenager becomes decent. I am age 17.

Not long until you abandon this lark then

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 4:41 am

Do you think authority is inherently corrupting?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 5:01 am

Why not just do the thing that makes more sense?

You think about what will lead to less consequences to you, not how you can do your best for your parents

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 7:24 am

But Emporer Norton is wrong and US is right

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 7:40 am

I declare myself the authority in this thread

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 7:47 am

So lower authority can overrule higher authority?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 7:50 am

Every time you've asked this question, the answer has been: immediately before the question

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 8:12 am

In post 4176, Accountant wrote:
In post 4173, Not_Mafia wrote:Every time you've asked this question, the answer has been: immediately before the question
I never said it. Show me where I said the words "Lower authority can overrule higher authority."

So if I show you those words, it would be proof that you claimed it?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 8:19 am

In post 4191, Accountant wrote:
In post 4189, Not_Mafia wrote:So if I show you those words, it would be proof that you claimed it?
No.

So why did you ask?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 8:22 am

But with the words, you're saying that wouldn't mean you claimed it, so what would I achieve?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 8:27 am

But if you had made a claim, if I quoted it, would it proof you made that claim?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:04 am

If I asked you if you liked rice and you in response claimed that you like rice, if I quoted you claiming you like rice, would that be proof you claimed you like rice?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:17 am

In post 2246, Accountant wrote:
In post 2244, Not_Mafia wrote:What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?
It's claiming that I'm God.

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:18 am

So you did claim you are god

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:23 am

So why have you said that you didn't?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:46 am

I typo'd sorry

So why have you said that you didn't?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:53 am

You didn't claim you are god or you didn't claim you never claimed you are god?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 10:00 am

Accountant in your GTKAS, you told me you'd use a death note, why is it okay for you to do it?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 8:56 pm

In post 4229, Accountant wrote:
In post 4216, Not_Mafia wrote:You didn't claim you are god or you didn't claim you never claimed you are god?
I did claim I was God, due to the fact that I can be considered a god who alters reality to make it utopic.

So why have you denied claiming you are god?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 9:02 pm

In post 4259, Accountant wrote:
In post 4258, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 4229, Accountant wrote:
In post 4216, Not_Mafia wrote:You didn't claim you are god or you didn't claim you never claimed you are god?
I did claim I was God, due to the fact that I can be considered a god who alters reality to make it utopic.
So why have you denied claiming you are god?
Because it was the truth?

How can both be truth?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 10:07 pm

In post 4266, Accountant wrote:Make dinosaurs, keep them restrained, keep them in zoos for amusement. It would work if people aren't dumb about it.

That's a big if

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 10:08 pm

Do you think zoos are inhumane?

Not_Mafia · Wed May 03, 2017 10:29 pm

What about animals with higher intelligence like apes and dolphins?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 5:48 am

If someone kills multiple people, do you kill them multiple times?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:05 am

State sanctioned killing teaches people that it's okay for people to solve their problems and take revenge by killing, killing them doubles the debt rather than paying it off

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:08 am

If someone who is later proven to be innocent was executed, how is that debt repaid?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:10 am

What if it was a genuine mistake?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:12 am

So manslaughter will be punished the same as murder in the Utopia?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:37 am

In post 4350, Accountant wrote:
In post 4347, MarioManiac4 wrote:If you came to my house and wanted to drag me away, to "re-educate" me, I would act in self-defence.
I have no need to. I will wait until the world realizes how right I am, until people get smarter and smarter and grow a pair of eyes. Then the police and the army would root out the disgusting rebels like you. Try to defend yourself, then, against the unstoppable might of a hundred thousand people with machine guns, their eyes burning with the unquenchable fire of someone who knows for sure that what they are doing is absolutely right.

But who knows, eh? You might just die of old age before then. I hope you enjoy your life.

The universe will be dead before that happens to anyone

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:49 am

I can't wait for Accountant to have a negative experience with authority

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:50 am

Such as?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 6:58 am

Anything beyond a minor inconvenience?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 04, 2017 7:06 am

You will rue the day

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:10 pm

Arrogance is unrighteous

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:16 pm

An accent is not a personality trait

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:28 pm

DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder include these features:

1 Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
2 Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
3 Exaggerating your achievements and talents
4 Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
5 Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
6 Requiring constant admiration
7 Having a sense of entitlement
8 Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
9 Taking advantage of others to get what you want
10 Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
11 Being envious of others and believing others envy you
12 Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:31 pm

1-Yes
2-Yes
3-Yes
4-Yes
5-Yes
6-Can't say
7-Yes
8-Yes
9-Can't say
10-Yes
11-Yes
12-Yes

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:39 pm

I'm not a narcissist, I'm just the greatest person who ever lived

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:44 pm

I look forward to the day you realise how fucked up and hideous what you're saying is

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 3:46 pm

Then I pity you

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 4:24 pm

Rank the following users on reighteousness

Sesq
Not_Mafia
Shaziro
Annadog40
TheRealGin-N-Tonic
Kublai Khan
Umlaut
Showtime
Davsto

Not_Mafia · Wed May 10, 2017 5:13 pm

What cardinal sin?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 5:54 am

Accountant would be good in a CW teen drama

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 11:42 am

In post 4536, Accountant wrote:
In post 4533, Umlaut wrote:Accountant, I accuse you of committing the cardinal sin.
Explain.

There's no way this is a sincere post

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 11:52 am

Are you unable to make basic deductions or are you embellishing your persona for attention?

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 11:52 am

There's an accusation and a quote, you're clearly capable of putting 2 and 2 together

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 12:04 pm

Art isn't real, Saddam Hussein was an actual, literal, real brutal dictator

Not_Mafia · Thu May 11, 2017 2:55 pm

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry?

Not_Mafia · Fri May 12, 2017 5:59 am

There's nothing that says a fake can't beat the real thing.

Not_Mafia · Fri May 12, 2017 6:21 am

So you're now advocating for the genocide of every other living person?

Not_Mafia · Fri May 12, 2017 9:48 am

Unhinged

Not_Mafia · Sat May 13, 2017 8:41 am

Did you tell him or her you advocate the genocide of every other living person?

Not_Mafia · Sun May 14, 2017 11:33 pm

Come at me

Not_Mafia · Sun May 14, 2017 11:41 pm

Literally every other human being is an enemy of the correct path

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 12:17 am

Good luck with that

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 2:32 pm

Until how far along in the pregnancy?

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 2:43 pm

So people can just kill a baby if they feel like it?

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 2:44 pm

That's your solution if someone doesn't want a baby over adoption and foster care

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 2:48 pm

A 12 month old is not a foetus

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 3:01 pm

In post 4927, Sesq wrote:
In post 4926, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 4925, Fluminator wrote:Every-time I check this thread, there are so many contradictions coming out of Accountant it's almost overwhelming.

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 3:18 pm

Deranged

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 3:21 pm

We don't develop a conscience until 6 years old btw, should we kill 70 month olds now?

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 4:08 pm

In post 4958, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 4956, Accountant wrote:
In post 4945, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:Define consciousness
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consciousness
Hmm. I'm not sure if someone who can't differentiate between reality and fantasy could be considered to be conscious.

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 4:29 pm

Beat you

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 4:29 pm

to the

Not_Mafia · Mon May 15, 2017 4:29 pm

Pagetop 200 Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Not_Mafia · Tue May 16, 2017 12:51 am

In post 4991, Shaziro wrote:Pretty much, Gin. That, and you realize that Accountant starts metastasizing to other threads if you don't keep them entertained here. We're basically just here until Accountant gets banned for death threats to another Scummer.

We're doing god's work

Not_Mafia · Tue May 16, 2017 1:43 am

Accountant would make a great right winger, he does that thing where they say something outrageous and absurd and then when they get some pushback say "you just think everyone different to you is wrong" as if we're arguing about 40% vs 43% marginal tax rates and not advocating abandoning reality and allowing parents to slaughter their children

Not_Mafia · Tue May 16, 2017 3:29 pm

lol, Happy scumday

Not_Mafia · Wed May 17, 2017 12:18 am

In post 5291, McMenno wrote:
In post 5289, Fluminator wrote:
In post 5288, Firebringer wrote:
In post 5287, Ankamius wrote:
In post 5286, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 5285, RadiantCowbells wrote:
In post 5281, Annadog40 wrote:Apparently you are unable to be right since RadiantCowbells disagrees.

Also RadiantCowbells is amazing.

Not_Mafia · Wed May 17, 2017 11:49 am

I will role play as Accountant

Not_Mafia · Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:08 pm

In post 5399, Accountant wrote:If you could keep one person enslaved for a bit longer to save the world, any sane person would.

Why not keep many people enslaved for longer to save and reinforce order?

Because those saving the world and "order" are not equivalent at all

Not_Mafia · Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:14 pm

I think we need to free the slaves to reinstate the order that was disrupted by the slave owners

Not_Mafia · Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:30 pm

Everyone's different from Hitler in some ways

Not_Mafia · Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:01 pm

In post 15956, Accountant wrote:
In post 15954, Not_Mafia wrote:Are you advocating treating literally all mental health issues by throwing people in a hospital?
Did i say i was

In post 15951, Accountant wrote:
In post 15946, T S O wrote:I didn't say I was going to throw you in a mental hospital for thinking.
Choose:
a) Nonbinary gender identities are not rooted in mental delusion

b) You want to throw nonbinary people into a mental hospital

c) You don't believe we should give people with mental delusion proper medical treatment

In post 15952, Annadog40 wrote:Not all mental disorders are treated by throwing them into a mental hospital.

In post 15953, Accountant wrote:That would be choosing c)

Not_Mafia · Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:30 pm

You lied about claiming to be god

Not_Mafia · Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:55 pm

In post 4258, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 4229, Accountant wrote:
In post 4216, Not_Mafia wrote:You didn't claim you are god or you didn't claim you never claimed you are god?
I did claim I was God, due to the fact that I can be considered a god who alters reality to make it utopic.
So why have you denied claiming you are god?

In post 2319, Accountant wrote:I'm not sure why you insist on spreading slander about me like that, but let me set the record straight: I have never claimed to be God.

Not_Mafia · Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:28 pm

tl;dr

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:28 am

Wtf is going on

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:14 am

Lunatic

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:31 am

What are you even referring to?

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:51 am

In post 5597, Accountant wrote:You

What quadrillions of sentient lifeforms?

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:52 am

In post 5605, Accountant wrote:
In post 5601, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 5597, Accountant wrote:You
What quadrillions of sentient lifeforms?
The quadrillions of citizens of utopia that will be born and colonize the stars as superior beings

Humans can't survive on stars

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:23 am

Incorrect

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:33 am

You got me

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:33 am

Egg on my face

Not_Mafia · Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:43 am

Somebody once told me Paypal is the de facto standard for online payment