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Post Post #0  (isolation #0)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:15 am

Self-explanatory, but you're free to get creative.

I'm your first victim.
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Post Post #4  (isolation #1)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:27 am

I run you over with a tractor.
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Post Post #12  (isolation #2)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:37 pm

I decapitate Psyche for not killing anyone.
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Post Post #14  (isolation #3)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:36 am

You have been tied up, gagged, doused in gasoline, and set on fire.
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Post Post #20  (isolation #4)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:55 pm

You have therefore committed suicide.
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Post Post #22  (isolation #5)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:57 pm

You open a letter bomb.
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Post Post #25  (isolation #6)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:47 pm

You have been crushed by a piano.
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Post Post #29  (isolation #7)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:11 pm

I put cyanide in your spaghetti sauce.
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Post Post #31  (isolation #8)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:58 pm

I sabotage the brakes to your car, causing you to die in a red light crash.
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Post Post #33  (isolation #9)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:11 pm

You were driving the car Felissan crashed into and also die in the crash.
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Post Post #35  (isolation #10)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:13 pm

You are hanged from a flagpole.
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Post Post #37  (isolation #11)  » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:28 pm

I throw a toaster in your bathtub.
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Post Post #45  (isolation #12)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:09 pm

I tie you to a tree in the middle of the woods and leave you to starve.
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Post Post #47  (isolation #13)  » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:44 pm

I throw you out the window of your hotel room.
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Post Post #49  (isolation #14)  » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:45 pm

I point out that I'm fully aware virtually nobody lives in a hotel and surgically remove your brain to perform unethical experiments on it.
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Post Post #51  (isolation #15)  » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:18 pm

You are run over by the fire truck that gets dispatched to the hotel.
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Post Post #53  (isolation #16)  » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:47 pm

I strangle you with a cell phone charger.
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Post Post #64  (isolation #17)  » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:17 pm

Whoopsie—didn't mean to drop a pool table on your head :P
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Post Post #67  (isolation #18)  » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:22 pm

I sabotage your parachute so it won't deploy right before you go skydiving.
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Post Post #69  (isolation #19)  » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:20 pm

I blame you for losing my pencil case for no good reason and decapitate you with a samurai sword.
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Post Post #71  (isolation #20)  » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:27 pm

I just put cyanide in your coffee.
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Post Post #75  (isolation #21)  » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:52 pm

I douse you in 1,000 gallons of gasoline and set you on fire.
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Post Post #77  (isolation #22)  » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:38 pm

I make you into hamburger patties.
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Post Post #79  (isolation #23)  » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:52 pm

You have been crushed by a video poker machine.
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Post Post #81  (isolation #24)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:08 am

You have been electrocuted by a video poker machine.
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Post Post #84  (isolation #25)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:49 pm

I program a robot to decapitate you.
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Post Post #86  (isolation #26)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:39 pm

The robots see you as the cause of all their problems and brutally slaughter you.
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Post Post #88  (isolation #27)  » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:00 pm

You get your throat cut out.
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Post Post #90  (isolation #28)  » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:37 pm

The snack you wanted from the vending machine gets stuck, and when you shake it to try to get it loose, it tips over and crushes you.
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Post Post #95  (isolation #29)  » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:52 pm

My ghost then possesses Chardev, compels him to go to the top floor, and has him jump out the window.
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Post Post #97  (isolation #30)  » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:38 pm

You have been crushed by a traffic light.
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Post Post #99  (isolation #31)  » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:30 pm

You are arrested for fatally running me over and are shanked while awaiting trial.
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Post Post #102  (isolation #32)  » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:13 pm

You are crushed by a bunch of boxes of heavy goods after you crash a forklift into the shelf they were on.
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Post Post #104  (isolation #33)  » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:14 pm

Somebody with an ulterior motive decides my death was a murder and has you summarily executed.
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Post Post #106  (isolation #34)  » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:07 pm

You are said judge and you are assassinated by my goons on the outside that are unhappy about my being put to death.
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Post Post #109  (isolation #35)  » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:46 pm

God decides to disintegrate you because He is jealous of somebody who could possibly be stronger than Him.
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Post Post #115  (isolation #36)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:41 pm

Since you just sent time to run in reverse, you're eventually "unborn", and you're the youngest in the thread.
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Post Post #117  (isolation #37)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:00 pm

You're the next one to do that after me.
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Post Post #119  (isolation #38)  » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:11 pm

I set you on fire.
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Post Post #121  (isolation #39)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:44 pm

Once again, God has become jealous, and you are struck by lightning.
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Post Post #127  (isolation #40)  » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:07 pm

You are disappeared and all traces of you are maliciously removed from the historical record.
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Post Post #129  (isolation #41)  » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:25 pm

You are assassinated... by another assassin!
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Post Post #131  (isolation #42)  » Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:20 pm

You are crushed by an anvil.
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Post Post #134  (isolation #43)  » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:24 am

You are run over by a moving van.
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Post Post #136  (isolation #44)  » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:45 pm

I tie you to a tree, douse you in gasoline, and set you on fire.
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Post Post #138  (isolation #45)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:52 am

Oh, new person, huh?

Well, how about I initiate you with a good ol' hanging since there'll be a lot of that when you play Mafia?
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Post Post #140  (isolation #46)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:54 am

OK, let's cut off all your heads then :P
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Post Post #144  (isolation #47)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:00 am

I shove you in a cannon and launch you at PvtUrist, the latter because I fail to see how stepping on a lego is fatal.
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Post Post #146  (isolation #48)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:14 am

I throw a toaster in your shower.
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Post Post #149  (isolation #49)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:23 pm

I throw you in a microwave.
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Post Post #151  (isolation #50)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:04 pm

You are bludgeoned to death with a sledgehammer for being unoriginal.
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Post Post #158  (isolation #51)  » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:17 pm

You freeze to death after falling through thin ice.
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Post Post #160  (isolation #52)  » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:19 pm

You have been run over by an SUV.
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Post Post #162  (isolation #53)  » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:54 pm

I decapitate you with a chainsaw.
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Post Post #164  (isolation #54)  » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:37 pm

You know that dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Well, you get dipped in it.
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Post Post #166  (isolation #55)  » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:47 pm

I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head.
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Post Post #168  (isolation #56)  » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:57 pm

You are used for target practice. Yes, the bullets are live.
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Post Post #170  (isolation #57)  » Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm

I rig your car to explode when you start it.
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Post Post #172  (isolation #58)  » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:07 pm

I bind newspapers around you, douse you in gasoline, and set you on fire.
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Post Post #174  (isolation #59)  » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:14 pm

Yechh...

I emasculate you for putting that disgusting image in my head.
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Post Post #176  (isolation #60)  » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 pm

You are shoved in a wood chipper.
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Post Post #179  (isolation #61)  » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:47 pm

You have been crushed by an anvil.
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Post Post #181  (isolation #62)  » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:18 pm

I poison your chicken noodle soup.
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Post Post #183  (isolation #63)  » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:33 pm

You die in a horrific crash when a street racer T-bones you.
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Post Post #185  (isolation #64)  » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:35 pm

You are executed for killing me.
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Post Post #188  (isolation #65)  » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:39 am

You freeze to death after being tied to a tree in the middle of a blizzard.
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Post Post #193  (isolation #66)  » Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:31 pm

You are shoved into rush-hour traffic.
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Post Post #196  (isolation #67)  » Tue Feb 26, 2019 12:26 pm

You are killed for not killing PvtUrist for discriminating against Americans >=(
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Post Post #199  (isolation #68)  » Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:02 am

You are shoved into rush-hour traffic.
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Post Post #201  (isolation #69)  » Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:19 pm

You are said fursuit creator and trampled yourself by the people demanding your creations.
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Post Post #203  (isolation #70)  » Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:37 pm

You have been crushed by a pallet of concrete pavers.
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Post Post #208  (isolation #71)  » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:06 pm

I hire a hitman to kill you for spamming my game with useless crap.
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Post Post #210  (isolation #72)  » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:13 pm

I stab you in the back of the neck with an ice pick.
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Post Post #212  (isolation #73)  » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:32 pm

I lock you in a chest freezer.
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Post Post #214  (isolation #74)  » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:50 pm

You die from shock wondering how large kitchen appliances like that can fit in someone's body to begin with.
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Post Post #216  (isolation #75)  » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:17 pm

You manage to get strangled with your own tail.
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Post Post #220  (isolation #76)  » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:38 pm

Your parachute malfunctions while skydiving and you plummet to your death.
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Post Post #222  (isolation #77)  » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:20 pm

You are nuked.
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Post Post #225  (isolation #78)  » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:48 pm

And you :P
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Post Post #227  (isolation #79)  » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:07 pm

You have been run over by a tram.
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Post Post #231  (isolation #80)  » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:06 pm

Your soda gets poisoned with coolant.
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Post Post #234  (isolation #81)  » Tue May 07, 2019 10:02 pm

You are mowed down by a machine gun.
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Post Post #237  (isolation #82)  » Tue May 07, 2019 11:09 pm

I bash your head in with a wrecking bar for sticking that goddamn song in my head the first time you referenced it.
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Post Post #240  (isolation #83)  » Wed May 08, 2019 5:01 pm

I just blow up your brain.
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Post Post #242  (isolation #84)  » Wed May 08, 2019 7:45 pm

You are cooked alive and eaten.
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Post Post #245  (isolation #85)  » Thu May 09, 2019 11:21 am

I poison your soup.
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Post Post #248  (isolation #86)  » Thu May 09, 2019 6:30 pm

You die from a bad batch of steak tartare.
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Post Post #252  (isolation #87)  » Wed May 15, 2019 12:10 pm

You get caught up in a vendetta and die in a hail of machine gun fire.
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Post Post #257  (isolation #88)  » Thu May 16, 2019 12:21 pm

You take a pee in the Zambezi river, but a crocodile bites your... yeah, I'm not going to finish that sentence.
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Post Post #259  (isolation #89)  » Thu May 16, 2019 8:40 pm

Janie's got a gun, and she shoots you with it :P
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Post Post #265  (isolation #90)  » Fri May 17, 2019 10:08 am

You are killed in an earthquake. Your tombstone makes mention of your great love of music.
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Post Post #267  (isolation #91)  » Fri May 17, 2019 12:49 pm

You die. The details are too embarrassing and graphic to publish here.
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Post Post #270  (isolation #92)  » Fri May 17, 2019 9:02 pm

You are electrocuted while setting up for a music concert.
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Post Post #274  (isolation #93)  » Sat May 18, 2019 7:02 pm

You are strangled with a guitar strap.
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Post Post #277  (isolation #94)  » Sat May 18, 2019 8:36 pm

You are gassed with chlorine.

In post 275, Invisibility wrote:you are shot by your dog after you experimented on him to give him human intelligence

My dog eats you for calling her "him".
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Post Post #283  (isolation #95)  » Sun May 19, 2019 1:31 pm

You are put on death row and executed for said stabbing.
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Post Post #288  (isolation #96)  » Mon May 20, 2019 12:19 pm

Your lover turns on you and shoots you in the back of the head at point-blank range.
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Post Post #291  (isolation #97)  » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:53 am

You get crushed by a pallet of concrete blocks.
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Post Post #293  (isolation #98)  » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:12 pm

You blindly follow your GPS, drive off a ferry dock, and drown.
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Post Post #297  (isolation #99)  » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:24 am

You are killed by a pressure-sensitive bomb when you sit in the back seat.
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Post Post #299  (isolation #100)  » Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:40 pm

Your brain explodes.
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Post Post #303  (isolation #101)  » Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:12 pm

You were the lifeguard that was having the pool party and are lynched by an angry mob.
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Post Post #305  (isolation #102)  » Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:10 pm

You fall off a tightrope to your death.
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Post Post #309  (isolation #103)  » Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:41 am

You drown after being forced to walk the plank.
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Post Post #311  (isolation #104)  » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:31 pm

You get a shuriken to the neck and bleed out.
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Post Post #313  (isolation #105)  » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:00 am

You are shot in the head for not realizing that breathing is pretty automatic.
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Post Post #316  (isolation #106)  » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:45 pm

You are executed for stabbing her there.
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Post Post #318  (isolation #107)  » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:38 pm

You are lynched for not killing me.
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Post Post #320  (isolation #108)  » Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:32 pm

You land on a bed of nails after a fall and bleed out.
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Post Post #322  (isolation #109)  » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:18 am

You are bludgeoned to death by people who actually do the "bed on nails" trick and know how it works for discriminating against them.
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Post Post #324  (isolation #110)  » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:52 pm

Your brain explodes when you learn I'm already 29.
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Post Post #326  (isolation #111)  » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:04 pm

I maroon you on a desert island with no food or water.
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Post Post #328  (isolation #112)  » Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:47 pm

You are condemned to be boiled alive in hot lava for my murder.
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Post Post #330  (isolation #113)  » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:32 pm

I drop a chandelier on your head in stereotypical fashion.
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Post Post #332  (isolation #114)  » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:42 pm

I bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat.
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Post Post #341  (isolation #115)  » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:44 am

You die in an earthquake.
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Post Post #348  (isolation #116)  » Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:01 pm

Sure :P *stabs you*
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Post Post #350  (isolation #117)  » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:21 pm

You die of laughter, appropriately enough.
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Post Post #352  (isolation #118)  » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:40 pm

You die a slow death of dehydration.
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Post Post #354  (isolation #119)  » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:56 pm

You are hanged from a different tree.
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Post Post #359  (isolation #120)  » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:51 am

You are strangled to death with a USB cable.
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Post Post #361  (isolation #121)  » Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:14 pm

You die of a broken heart. So sad...
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Post Post #363  (isolation #122)  » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:19 pm

You are drowned in that fountain.
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Post Post #365  (isolation #123)  » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:10 pm

You are killed with chlorine gas.
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Post Post #367  (isolation #124)  » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:19 pm

You are executed by spelling Nazis.
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Post Post #370  (isolation #125)  » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:50 am

You are executed for planting the car bomb.
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Post Post #372  (isolation #126)  » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:57 am

I decapitate you with a hacksaw.
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Post Post #374  (isolation #127)  » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:18 pm

You suddenly become so hungry for my decomposing corpse that you eat it, get sick from it, and die yourself.
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Post Post #376  (isolation #128)  » Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:05 am

The same living dead by which the present-day world is overrun eat you alive after you kill me with the shotgun.
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Post Post #378  (isolation #129)  » Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:35 pm

Your glass of water gets switched out with sulfuric acid.
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Post Post #380  (isolation #130)  » Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:42 am

I blow up your bedroom while you're sleeping in it.
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Post Post #382  (isolation #131)  » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:04 pm

I take a time machine back to the day before you were born and forcibly give your mother an abortion so that you are never born.
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Post Post #385  (isolation #132)  » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:10 pm

I trap you inside your time machine and set it on fire, cooking you alive.
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Post Post #387  (isolation #133)  » Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:07 pm

The space-time continuum gets destroyed, killing every last one of us. Including you and me.
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Post Post #389  (isolation #134)  » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:45 am

The next time machine you find explodes unexpectedly, killing you.
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Post Post #391  (isolation #135)  » Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:56 am

The gods get jealous of you and just plain smite you.
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Post Post #394  (isolation #136)  » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:33 pm

You are smitten by God for no good reason.
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Post Post #396  (isolation #137)  » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:21 pm

You lose control of a snowmobile and drive it off a cliff.
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Post Post #398  (isolation #138)  » Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:45 am

You get crushed by a pallet of concrete blocks.
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Post Post #401  (isolation #139)  » Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:56 pm

NotAJumbleOfNumbers selects space 13...
...
It's a BOMB.
It goes BOOM. $250,000 lost as penalty.
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Post Post #403  (isolation #140)  » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:17 pm

The jury sees it as no accident and sentences you to death.
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Post Post #405  (isolation #141)  » Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:28 pm

Your brain explodes as you try to comprehend how you would go about killing someone who is already dead.
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Post Post #407  (isolation #142)  » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:50 pm

You pretty much destroyed the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you :P
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Post Post #409  (isolation #143)  » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:54 pm

...I'll give you that, though I still bash in your head for making me jealous.
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Post Post #412  (isolation #144)  » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:33 pm

You get caught in the explosion of the microwave and die as a result.
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Post Post #414  (isolation #145)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:18 am

You are steamrolled flat.
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Post Post #416  (isolation #146)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:17 pm

I take a time machine now remembering not to take a steamroller Bob the Builder or anybody connected with him is going to use, steal a steamroller from a different construction company, and run you over with it.
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Post Post #418  (isolation #147)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:24 pm

...which I found and threw toward you.
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Post Post #420  (isolation #148)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:49 pm

Speaking of saws, I use one to decapitate you.
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Post Post #423  (isolation #149)  » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:35 pm

...and you.
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Post Post #425  (isolation #150)  » Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:50 pm

You are sadistically sawn in half.
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Post Post #428  (isolation #151)  » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:04 am

You are forced to make 1,000,000,000 cards for Iprobablysuck to draw in the first place and then subsequently worked to death.
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Post Post #430  (isolation #152)  » Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:43 pm

I had an infectious disease at the time I was skinned and you end up catching it and dying from it.
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Post Post #433  (isolation #153)  » Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:33 pm

I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head and let it crush you.
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Post Post #435  (isolation #154)  » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:40 am

You are then strangled with the cord.
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Post Post #437  (isolation #155)  » Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:50 am

You get electrocuted by the switch when you pull it.
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Post Post #439  (isolation #156)  » Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:06 am

I take a time machine and rig the diner you have dinner at to explode before you target my house with the Falcon 9.
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Post Post #441  (isolation #157)  » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:25 pm

You are gutted alive for not taking an offer you couldn't refuse.
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Post Post #443  (isolation #158)  » Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:31 am

You are gunned down by the police after getting caught stealing those riches.
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Post Post #447  (isolation #159)  » Sat May 09, 2020 5:00 pm

You are crushed by an improperly installed ceiling fan.
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Post Post #449  (isolation #160)  » Sat May 09, 2020 8:09 pm

As the only one in the game I didn't put on the advisory board, I leave a clause in my will stating that you are to be executed upon my death.
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Post Post #451  (isolation #161)  » Sat May 09, 2020 8:58 pm

You are beaten to death with your achievement trophy.
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Post Post #453  (isolation #162)  » Mon May 11, 2020 1:21 am

Your brain explodes when you learn that cricket is not popular where I live.
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Post Post #455  (isolation #163)  » Mon May 11, 2020 12:14 pm

You die of coronavirus. Yes, I went there.
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Post Post #457  (isolation #164)  » Mon May 11, 2020 8:00 pm

I didn't stay indoors because you ordered pizza from me and I spread it to you as a result.
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