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Post Post #9  (isolation #0)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:14 pm

After Xalxe stabs Felissan, I trip him with a Mortal Kombat-style leg sweep, grab the knife and stab him in the heart 20 times.
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Post Post #16  (isolation #1)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:39 am

In the void of nothingness, I am. I create life. One of these creations is a creature called Felissan. I tell my creations to never eat the forbidden Tuna, as that is mine. Felissan does not listen, and eats it. I strike down upon him with the vengeful fury of a god, and he is no longer a man, just a pile of dust in the wind.
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Post Post #27  (isolation #2)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:12 pm

You have been crushed a Thousand Tubas.
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Post Post #32  (isolation #3)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:43 am

Sadly, you were on the crosswalk and also die in the crash.
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Post Post #40  (isolation #4)  » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:01 pm

I fire a cannon at you.
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Post Post #43  (isolation #5)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:25 pm

I crush you with a cannon. Forget the fire.
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Post Post #55  (isolation #6)  » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:48 pm

I hit you with SC's corpse
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Post Post #73  (isolation #7)  » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:17 pm

I drown you in 1000 gallons of coffee
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Post Post #80  (isolation #8)  » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:16 pm

You have been eaten by a video poker machine
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Post Post #85  (isolation #9)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:39 pm

The robot turns on you and kills you during the great Robot uprising.
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Post Post #93  (isolation #10)  » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:26 pm

A flying ice cream truck then crashes into you
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Post Post #116  (isolation #11)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:43 pm

I reverse time the other way causing you get old and wither away
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Post Post #132  (isolation #12)  » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:30 pm

You go to shoot a pesky Wabbit but your gun backfires, killing you instantly
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Post Post #150  (isolation #13)  » Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:36 pm

i put you in a toaster
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Post Post #159  (isolation #14)  » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:08 pm

You burn to death after falling down down down into a burning ring of fire
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Post Post #175  (isolation #15)  » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:38 pm

you are eaten alive by killer beavers.
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Post Post #184  (isolation #16)  » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:34 pm

You die by being killed
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Post Post #191  (isolation #17)  » Mon Feb 25, 2019 4:09 pm

you are thrown into a pool of mtn. dew and die from all the sugar
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Post Post #198  (isolation #18)  » Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:04 am

you are killed for reviving the game
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Post Post #224  (isolation #19)  » Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:24 pm

the entire world died. that includes you.
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Post Post #228  (isolation #20)  » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:51 pm

i'm driving the train and there is a tragic accident involving you and the front of the train
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Post Post #246  (isolation #21)  » Thu May 09, 2019 12:13 pm

i poison your chicken tenders
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Post Post #266  (isolation #22)  » Fri May 17, 2019 11:25 am

you die. nobody knows why it just happened. press f.
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Post Post #282  (isolation #23)  » Sun May 19, 2019 10:37 am

somebody once told me

the world was gonna roll me

you get stabbed by the sharpest tool in the shed
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Post Post #294  (isolation #24)  » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:06 pm

you were in the backseat idiot
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Post Post #315  (isolation #25)  » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:22 pm

And you suddenly fall over with a knife in your back
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Post Post #336  (isolation #26)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:14 pm

you just die, mysteriously.
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Post Post #410  (isolation #27)  » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:58 pm

i accidentally put strangercoug in a microwave thinking he's a hot pocket. Awareness: 0
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Post Post #413  (isolation #28)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:04 am

unfortunately, strangercoug is double dead since the microwave exploded with him overheating inside. Impressive.
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Post Post #417  (isolation #29)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:06 pm

there was a bomb on the steamroller. F
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Post Post #419  (isolation #30)  » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:37 pm

little did he know, i thought ahead and implanted a second bomb in the steamroller which goes off after my death. Some real SAW shit here
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Post Post #422  (isolation #31)  » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:42 pm

Everyone else includes you
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Post Post #426  (isolation #32)  » Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:56 pm

you are eaten for dinner by a very hungry hungry hippo
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Post Post #429  (isolation #33)  » Tue Feb 25, 2020 12:30 pm

He used your skin to make the cards
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Post Post #432  (isolation #34)  » Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm

You die from laughing too hard
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Post Post #445  (isolation #35)  » Fri May 08, 2020 11:30 pm

the time travel police delete you from existence
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Post Post #456  (isolation #36)  » Mon May 11, 2020 4:40 pm

he spread it to you cause you didn't stay indoors
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