The Challenge: Cutthroat - Game Over!

[pablito]

Btw pablito is on holiday and has limited access until maybe the 28th. I will have access most days but typically will check at night. Just not as responsive as I typically am.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Match-up 1:



Haschel vs. Randy vs. Aura

Spoiler: Haschel

Q
50 of them
with a prehensile tail
literally wearing heart on sleeve

Spoiler: Randy

An Assassin
is amish
megafighter!
throws antiques

Spoiler: Aura

A Femme Fatale
in a hot air balloon
long metal claws pop out of hands
tongue can stretch and move at will

Spoiler: Results

Aura gets 1st place, followed by Haschel in second.

Blue Team: 1 point
Yellow Team: 0 points
Purple Team: 2 points

Match-up 2:



D-Name vs. Xalxe vs. McMenno

Spoiler: D-Name

Godzilla
covered in spikes
3 stories tall
riding a battle cat

Spoiler: Xalxe

Wonder Woman
can create a hologram of self
being guarded by the secret service
can only see movement

Spoiler: McMenno

Pet Rock
breathes fire
armed with a sniper rifle
unaffected by impact

Spoiler: Results

In a very weird fight, Xalxe was named the winner, followed by McMenno.

Blue Team: 1 point
Yellow Team: 2 points
Purple Team: 3 points

Match-up 3:



SensFan vs. Cheery vs. PrivateI

Spoiler: SensFan

Bruce Lee
can turn to steel
riding a depressed centaur
hands glued to hips

Spoiler: Cheery

A Demon
controls an army of flying monkeys
can summon anything from a hardware store
balancing on a circus ball

Spoiler: PrivateI

Mike Tyson
can turn invisible while singing show tunes
clothes are way too big
can control gravity

Spoiler: Results

PrivateI was declared the winner, with Cheery in a respectable second place.

Blue Team: 1 point
Yellow Team: 3 points
Purple Team: 5 points

Match-up 4:



PEG vs. Racefan vs. KAces

Spoiler: PEG

Kindergarten Class
explodes if they stop moving
inside a giant hamster ball
wearing a suit of armor

Spoiler: Racefan

Identical Twins
entire body is very sticky
super strength
armed with Axe (the body spray)

Spoiler: KAces

A Sharpshooter
is a stuffed animal
3-foot fingernails
piloting an attack drone

Spoiler: Results

In a battle of exploding kindergartners and a sharpshooting stuffed animal, the judges were somehow split completely even between all 3 fighters. All teams receive 1 point.

Blue Team: 2 points
Yellow Team: 4 points
Purple Team: 6 points

Match-up 5:



BROseidon vs. Adorabebs vs. Radical

Spoiler: BRO

Katniss Everdeen
made of sand
can't stop dancing
is really hangry

Spoiler: Adorabebs

Literally Insane Clown Posse
has two extra arms
throws bears
wearing a meat bikini

Spoiler: Radical

An Angel
is a hoarder
is really really stupid
made of mirrors

Spoiler: Results

The judges gave Radical the win, with BROseidon as runner-up.

Blue Team: 3 points
Yellow Team: 4 points
Purple Team: 8 points

Match-up 6:



STD vs. Shrek vs. kdowns

Spoiler: StD

Google
controls magnetism
horrible self-esteem
handcuffed to golf cart

Spoiler: Shrek

A Spartan
armed with a barbed wire net
uses the force
is a hypnotist

Spoiler: kdowns

A T-Rex
can throw sticky bombs
in a helicopter
armed with a live t-rex on a stick

Spoiler: Results

STD was narrowly declared the winner, with Shrek as a close second.

Blue Team: 5 points
Yellow Team: 5 points
Purple Team: 8 points

Match-up 7:



JDGA vs. grumpy vs. Flameaxe

Spoiler: JDGA

Hermione Granger
can only be killed by beheading
shoots glitter
has x-ray vision

Spoiler: grumpy

My Ex
wearing a flaming tutu
can kill with a kiss
figuratively "on fire" ...and literally

Spoiler: Flameaxe

Everyone at Burning Man
has majestic flaming antlers growing out of head
hands are covered in butter
armed with a bow and unlimited arrows

Spoiler: Results

The judges were evenly split, and couldn't decide on a winner! JDGA and grumpy both take 1.5 points.

Blue Team: 6.5 points
Yellow Team: 6.5 points
Purple Team: 8 points

Match-up 8:



D3f3nd3r vs. TWIE vs. Summer

Spoiler: D3f

A Rhinoceros
armed with an impenetrable shield
100 of them
armed with a catapult and unlimited livestock

Spoiler: TWIE

Iron Man
lays exploding eggs
controls all animals
has two peg legs

Spoiler: Summer

The Grim Reaper
can control hair
scissor hands
100 of them

Spoiler: Results

TWIE took the win, but Summer's second place was enough to put her team ahead by half a point. Blue and Yellow, I'll be seeing a member from both of your teams in the Fortress.

Blue Team: 6.5 points
Yellow Team: 8.5 points
Purple Team: 9 points

[Shrek]

so close

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Both Safety Token ceremonies begin now, in the Team HQs. You are now prohibited from talking with other teams about your Safety Token ceremony.

[pickemgenius]

oneat an inanimate object somehow managed to cause a draw in our fight.

neat.

[KingdomAces]

Seriously, in a game with 100 grim reapers, telekinesis, and gravity controlling, an animate stuffed animal is nowhere near out of the question.

[Aurathebirb]

Purple team best team. No need for any more challenges

[Flameaxe]

oneat an inanimate object somehow managed to cause a draw in our fight.

neat.

now THIS


THIS IS SOME CURRENT NON-OLD DRAMA.

[SummerInWonderland]

oneat an inanimate object somehow managed to cause a draw in our fight.

neat.

now THIS


THIS IS SOME CURRENT NON-OLD DRAMA.

plz discuss for a period of time until it becomes old.

[grumpy]

The period of time has ended. It has now become old.

[Flameaxe]

The period of time has ended. It has now become old.

just like you

ayooooooooo up top

[CuddlyCaucasian]

The period of time has ended. It has now become old.

just like you*r mom

ayooooooooo up top

[Flameaxe]

jk time is a crippling disaster for us all

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Stopera is right

[McMenno]

get rocked out

[BROseidon]

Time.donthugmeimscared

[McMenno]

Seriously, in a game with 100 grim reapers, telekinesis, and gravity controlling, an animate stuffed animal is nowhere near out of the question.

man, if my indestructible rock could've rolled away at will he would've won 100%

[McMenno]

when will the battles be released

[D3f3nd3r]

When the other team is done picking!

[Flameaxe]

When do we get our first trip to Da club

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Episode 01 Fortress}



Do Your Words Add Up?



D-Name vs. Randy

Welcome to the first Fortress in Cutthroat. One of you will have the opportunity to mutiny to the other losing team from the challenge, while the other will be the first person eliminated from the game.

When you are ready to begin, you will receive a mathematical formula where each digit has been replaced by a different letter of the alphabet. All instances of a letter in the formula represent the same digit, and no numbers are used for more than one letter. You will need to match each letter to a digit so that the presented formula is all correct. The first digit in a number will never be a zero.

An example and one correct solution are shown below.

SPA + TOT + URN = DIDO

0 = O
1 = I
2 = D
3 = N
4 = R
5 = S
6 = P
7 = U
8 = T
9 = A

No outside resources, aside from a calculator/note-taking material, are allowed. One you believe you have a correct solution, post it in your challenge thread. There is no penalty for posting an incorrect answer, but you will not be told which letters you have wrong. Once you give a correct answer, your time will be stopped. There may be more than one correct solution. The player with the slowest time will be eliminated from the game, while the winner will have control over the Safety Tokens on both losing teams from today. You have 24 hours to complete this Fortress.

[pablito]

This song and this banner are ace. Gl you two

[CuddlyCaucasian]

The song itself isn't very challenge-y, but it felt appropriate

[Flameaxe]

wait are you telling me

that two newbies

are up for elimination first

in a game on mafiascum

[randyknup]

shocking huh..... :/