Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery (Game over, Town win!)

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HOWDY FUCKHOLES

especially u, mafiascum user and mini 1916: buttersnap shitfuckery moderator belisarius, the worst existent fuckhole ever to touch a grimy keyboard

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the fucko didn't even give a "day 1 has started" notification like all the

actually

competent and self-respecting mods do

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VOTE: schadd_
For being a dick to the mod.

oh don't act like he doesn't deserve it. the shitsneeze

let's see if he can count votes properly, VOTE: chickadee

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I'm an idiot.

i agree

VC fixed

as you should be

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i kind of feel that none of the hydras in this game need to specifically sign their posts though i'm happy that they have been

hey do you know who should never sign their posts? belisarius. and ideally his username/avatar don't show up either so i don't need to be reminded that the rotting potato of a person exists, let alone moderates this game. although i would probably be able to tell every time just by the sheer vitriol that sprays out of my amygdala every time

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am town, incidentally. belisarius would never know what it feels like to be town because he's never had a rational thought about a gamestate. or anything, i would think

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I feel like the most appropriate approach to this game is for everyone to be

excrutiatingly

polite to each other at all times.

agreed! fortunately belisarius is sub-human

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dd is probably an alignment. have both heads posted yet?

ac looks maybe town

chickadee still yikes

belisarius is a heaping pile of burning shit used to fuel a machine that converts useful things like pens into diagrams of incorrect human anatomy

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I predict _schadd will be nightkilled.

lol lol lol lol lol lol VOTE: socrates

or at the very least can people not say this kind of thing bc shitfuckery, scum coordination &c

honestly the only thing scum should be able to coordinate about is an endless onslaught against belisarius. if anyone scumclaims in thread for the sole purpose of mutinying belisarius and his stupid grimy face then i promise not to vote them ever

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Schadd's thing about Socrates signaling his scumteam on who to kill makes no sense. They should have the scumthread for that, why risk saying it out here?

socrates was actually the one that suggested that specific purpose.

he might be traitor/know traitor or smth, is what i was thinking (the game title leads me to believe that alignments and groups are weird and bastardy)

it's the sort of thing that i always read too much into but i also think for this game in particular scum would have reason to foob around in the game thread. also math should take my side l0l l0l l0l l0l

VOTE: aristo

this whole discussion is giving me a newfound hatred of belisarius. not for any particular reason, it's just that most of my trains of thought, especially those related to mafia scum . net, lead to the conclusion that belisarius is a slimy bloodfuck

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My role appears to meet normal guidelines as well, unless there's something I'm missing.
Could we all actually claim whether our roles are normal or not? Honestly it benefits town since it helps prevent false counter claims, and it would be interesting to find out.

druther not

claiming non-normal is close to claiming "i have something interesting and uh probably powerful i guess" (excepting post restrictions)

belisarius has never had anything interesting in his entire life and sometimes people feign investment in his interests but lately people have realized it's too difficult an act to keep up. good riddance

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has math posted yet?

belisarius is a fuckdumb snake without any aspirations

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87, 88, 89, 90, 92, 146 are all Math. I'd thought the tonal differences were pretty significant but if that isn't the case then I'll start signing my posts.

heckyes i thought those ones were the math ones if any were the math ones. i will tend to assume as well that substantially everything in allcaps is nancy

i was just listening to the song

say you love me, one more time

and it entirely didn't remind me of belisarius because he has never been told anyone loves him, nor felt a glimmer of hope that anyone

would

say such a thing and thus would never feel inclined to ask someone to do so.

i would be fine with someone giving such a glimmer of hope (for suffering reasons) but if someone does tell belisarius they love him i will be all but forced to enact lynch all liars

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yes

incidentally no one has ever said yes to belisarius in response to a variant of "do i have any good qualities at all?" nor would they if asked.

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i'm fine with my post restriction opponent staying alive, as i suggested earlier. after all, if it weren't for lying we couldn't have the game of mafia.

belisarius is a shit pizza made exclusively from shit and worms.

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what is jiffy's favorite alignment(s)

every morning i pray to the booger god that boogers may rain down upon belisarius's awfully furnished patio and also his mushy and melty face flaps

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hello

v busy the last few days, will post a thing tonight

if belisarius were a participant in a dog show he would get the

stupid dumbfuck

award

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is it actually not possible to have a spoiler= within a spoiler= this is bullshit

belisarius wishes he was bullshit but he's actually mudfuck built from shitbricks and spends his entire life rusting in a dick cemetery

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Spoiler: quotewall

Sadly I was expecting Math to carry the fuck out of this hydra but they are a no-show so far D:

town indicative? or are they just busy

I don't remember schadd before the Majiffy vote (except for him being absolutely hilarious) but I didn't really like him asking Majiffy's preferred alignment in response to it. Admittedly it'd be bizarre as shit for scum to do as well (because if that's all he can come up with then lol) but it's the type of thing that begs looking into.

i do that often. profiling (what a pretty word)

I t-thought I was obvtowning it up, instead people just *urrp* people think so little of my scum play?

S-someone scumread me please, I could use the ego boost.

no (in response to question but also post)

I will attempt to continue playing until my replacement arrives

lul lul town

...

so like i would expect jiffy to be more "this guy is scum bc i don't like the fuck of his jib" rather than "blah blah blah blah pings me blah blah blah ~contribution~" but at the same time that shouldn't be super ai bc easy 2 fake. and also he's prob been around the block either way

this is my first time with a post restriction and it kind of makes me post differently (i can't just click submit i have to do a thing)

why did u call me an asshole

I don't think schadd is scum tbh but sheeping Nacho has never failed me in the past.

jiffy scumreads me, not nacho. so, townlul

I stopped sheeping Jesus when Schadd_ came up and I did it completely on purpose, for the simple fact that I think Schadd is town. I do kind of agree with most of his reads, though I think Chickadee is town and mislynch bait.

incidentally i had forgotten what my reads were at this time

When does suspicion equal scum immediately? It just means I haven't gotten through reading everyone yet, so stop fussing about it.

lul (was scum)

Can't be bothered explaining sorry

Here have a readslist though

READSLIST OF GLORY

BORING

~Leon~
~Ari~
~Rauth~
~Chickadee~

AN ALIGNMENT
other people that are in this game

ASSORTED MISCREANTS
~Piggy~
~Prism~
~Vegito~

it may be the case that this is the ideal form of readlist

Did schadd like, quit or something? This whole 'lurk until the wagon goes away' isn't working so if he's still here he should try something else.

woops

Schadd, when you come back can you give us some reads?

nah

VOTE: Piggygal

ITS THINGS LIKE THESE THAT MAKE IT HARD 2 TRUST U WHEN U CALL A SCUMTEAM

You see naaaaassing

pedit:

Have anything to contribute?

also no

reabs:

the towns

almost chara: i played a game with a50 wherein he looked super something by tone (i was pretty sure the something was scum and it turned out that yes he was scum) and he very isn't that thing this game (

especially

considering the lurking)
shadoweh: couple things pointed out in the wall. shadoweh looks real, rr looked fine

rathertown

nancy: she's been loud as scum before but i think if she stopped getting energy from the game in general (as she seemed to recently) then it would be hard to fake what she's done here. i kind of believe her that she is not the same alignment as vegito. supposedly math is good at scum

the decently kindatowns

socrates: idk. seems good, lul. has been what i expect from people with joindate before 2010. i remember seeing in passing that he endgamed people in a large game and his play this game if scum doesn't seem to match up with that
leonshade: another "everything seems to be in order" + some fun people that townread them
chickadee: gutscum earlier in the day but i saw something that changed my outlook. townfully concerned, thought some things that i also thought & seems like she would be bad at scum

the whatevers

chimchar: lurk, arguey
piggy: moderate gamestuff but voted me : (

the scumwhats

vegito: null in isolation, nancy sr's nacho for things that seem like her better reasons
ari: "look at how many words i'm saying about this mafia game" + grody tone
prism: fake restriction i think. getting scummed by both nancy & vegito is lol
rautherdir: stuff from quotewall, the normalclaim thing from earlier, also scummed by people i like


belisarius regularly drives over to the government in his bad car and tells them "hi i would like everything to be worse please" and he is horribly unconvincing and leaves a trail of stink everywhere, killing the government most of the time

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lul

belisarius could destroy the sun with his noxious ass fumes

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Schadd_, your AC read seems very thin. Where are you deriving this tone-read from?

idk, like, most of his game stuff. the game i played he was all over the top and excited to give any read about a person ever and he isn't that. i guess it's not exactly tone (he's still, like, putting exclamation points and putting individual words in caps and using ) but more presentation and habit as a whole

And Schadd, when you say 'lul town' that means you townread that person for that statement, correct?

yes

So Schadd has resorted to trollposting. I suppose that's what happens when someone calls you out on being scum D1 and you have no actual defense.

i'm rubber ur glue

one time i looked at a constellation and it very clearly traced out the sentence "belisarius is a puddle of shit with seaweed in it" and i was like "haha, thanks for letting me know, i've already seen essentially the same message formed by the growth of moss on a tree and arranged in seashells on a beach but i'm glad you're also on the same page"

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i am keeping a qt for this game now

schadd vote piggy

ok mom VOTE: piggygal

I'm having a really hard time parsing her for alignment, so if anyone else wants to pitch in feel free to help out.

this is something i also often think but it tends to not follow a wall

I don't see why schadd gives zero shits here as scum and doesn't even try to do anything to fight his wagon or push something else that might in some world be viable unless he's being hardbussed the fuck out of which I wouldn't be surprised by given my reads but he's not really behaving like someone being bussed either

the wagon is smoke tho. i don't think pocketing me is very useful here babe

Ftr wrt schadd not doing shit while getting wagoned 507 is exactly the post that I'd be expecting him to make if he were scum (and if he is scum then he is probably scum with Prism for it), instead he is just shitting around seemingly without a care in the world

did you end up reading all of mastina's normal? i forget

You would expect schadd to make a reads post on how Piggygal is scum? I guess I would expect them to go after someone too to deflect blame. But that would only apply if they were under pressure. If I were in his position I would keep playing it cool since the wagon on him seems poised to collapse at any moment.

^

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crud.

belisarius is a drawer where both of the handles broke and even if you manage to open it (thus breaking your fingernails) it's largely empty except for mouse poop and a few spiders

i believe that gets me modkilled so later nerds

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AND I'M HERE

TO REMIND YOU

OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU MODKILLED ME

IT'S NOT FAIR

TO DENY ME

OF THE VOTE I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME, YOU, YOU, YOU, ARE A CUNT

people like to repeat the one statistic that men think about sex every seven seconds, and fortunately i have a quaint way of disproving this notion: 6.8 out of each 7 seconds of my thoughts are spent in recollection in all of the different reasons i hate belisarius and reminiscing in all of the different horrible and torturous events that have befallen him. oftentimes the remaining .2 seconds are spent on maintaining biological process (e.g. purchasing food) or remembering the directions to the office of our local pellar and considering all of the exciting hexes i can place on him or micromanaging the amount of blood i have (so that i don't run out of it, to use for invultuation & drawing pentagrams around his name &c)

holy shit, i die, horatio
the potent syphillis quite o'ercrows my spirit and also hurts like a motherfucker
i cannot live to hear the flips from the game thread
and i am not allowed to prophesy the election lights
on the scumfucks. we can lynch them tho it's k
so tell belisarius, he can basically go fuck himself forever in a dungeon with a sea urchin, more or less,
and rot in pain. the rest is shitfuckery.
shit, fuck, ow, cunt.

fuck you.

son.

i hope u die and don't enjoy your death

pagetop

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Socrates was lynched Day 5. He was

Holt Fasner

, a

Mafia Rolecop

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reabs:

Spoiler:

the towns

almost chara: i played a game with a50 wherein he looked super something by tone (i was pretty sure the something was scum and it turned out that yes he was scum) and he very isn't that thing this game (

especially

considering the lurking)
shadoweh: couple things pointed out in the wall. shadoweh looks real, rr looked fine

rathertown

nancy: she's been loud as scum before but i think if she stopped getting energy from the game in general (as she seemed to recently) then it would be hard to fake what she's done here. i kind of believe her that she is not the same alignment as vegito. supposedly math is good at scum

the decently kindatowns

socrates: idk. seems good, lul. has been what i expect from people with joindate before 2010. i remember seeing in passing that he endgamed people in a large game and his play this game if scum doesn't seem to match up with that
leonshade: another "everything seems to be in order" + some fun people that townread them
chickadee: gutscum earlier in the day but i saw something that changed my outlook. townfully concerned, thought some things that i also thought & seems like she would be bad at scum

the whatevers

chimchar: lurk, arguey
piggy: moderate gamestuff but voted me : (

the scumwhats

vegito: null in isolation, nancy sr's nacho for things that seem like her better reasons
ari: "look at how many words i'm saying about this mafia game" + grody tone
prism: fake restriction i think. getting scummed by both nancy & vegito is lol
rautherdir: stuff from quotewall, the normalclaim thing from earlier, also scummed by people i like


belisarius regularly drives over to the government in his bad car and tells them "hi i would like everything to be worse please" and he is horribly unconvincing and leaves a trail of stink everywhere, killing the government most of the time

i feel good

in a special way

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Schadd's readwall isn't across the board great but there are some snippets I like.

hey fok off

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I'M JUST EXCITED TO SEE MY LORD & SAVIOR BATHOMET REPRESENTED IN SUCH GLORIOUS ITALIAN STONE

I DO HOPE HIS EYES GAZE UPON ME AND THAT MY ALLEGIANCES ARE RECOGNIZED.

i dunno.

NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME