Song Contest 108 (RESULTS POSTED)

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ego

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I'll submit when I get home

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BIG CUT

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12

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kraska go listen to wilderun - sleep at the edge of the earth you might like it

I don't listen to a ton of folk metal but that's some seriously good stuff imo

Therefore, it trash

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I think I done good.

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I give fake criticism to every song to pretend I listened to it, then pull names out of a hat and vote that way

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Fact.

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@parama, saxophone yeah. It's a tom scott sample. 90s hip hop can sound dated, and I definitely agree a lot of it can sound samey, because the rhyme structure most everyone used was hella basic.

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Mmm, are you sure they paid? Pretty sure biggie saying "nigga" falls under fair use. Actually I'm positive.

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Could argue transformative use. It's a hella small sample too.

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these songs are unreasonably long

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Albania - 3slow5me. skipped ahead. Sounded Bowie-esque. maybe low points if this is a bad contest.
Laos - why is there no poop emoji?
Somalia - reminded me of He Is Legend. Which was cool. Probably gonna get something. Not much, but something
Fiji - remember when someone else entered a hunter hunter theme and I was like this is the worse hxh song? I was mistaken.
Burkina Faso - I was just expecting more from this from the picture. It sounded like a PJ Harvey b-side. Which is...fine? kinda.
USA -Suki yo daisuki, mina anta ni ageru. Iie. Kirai daikirai!!! On that note, I liked the second season OP better!
Kenya - This is cool, ya
Ivory Coast - It was fine and fun, but I was just wishing it was Kyaru Pamyu Pamyu the whole time and that's not your fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
Taiwan - this was fine, unoffensive slow singer songwriter-y type thing.
Canada - Honestly...felt VERY MUCH like this guy heard that TNGHT mix tape from 5 years ago, and was like "so these guys aren't continuing this project? I'm gonna make the white guy version.". Which is to say, he seems p inspired by Hudson Mohawke and added a less cool version of the Lunice bits. Probably still gonna get points, cause I'm halfway through and I'm not impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kjLzAIYAY
Hong Kong - CHECK OUT MY NEW DOUBLE BASS PEDAL FROM GUITAR CENTER BRO! BAD CLEANS!!!!
Afghanistan - This is a fucking jam.
Ecuador - Yo, this brother's voice. I really dug this.
Iceland - My monthly dose of unlistenable gunk courtesy of Parama.
Bolivia - two dudes banging around for 14 minutes with a monotone foreign man talking occasionally. I did not listen to all of this.
Georgia - This was real chill. Wasn't the biggest fan of his voice, but I might just be cranky cause I'm on song 16
Azerbaijan - first 3 minutes sounded like a guy turning on and off various versions of playstation. IDK what the last 8 minute sosunded like
Republic of Kugelmugel - Not really a big fan of Joey Bad and I thought he really fell off once Steez died and stopped writing his raps. Apparently he has a song called 95 til infinity, which is the LEAST New York thing ever.
Mirconesia - And here I was thinking that song was coldplay this whole time
Greece- Oh no the spiders
CHAD - OH NO DOUBLE BASS AND CRAZY SYNTHS ~~~~~~~ BIG SCREAM. OH NO MORE BAD CLEANSSSSSS!!! DUDE SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS IN A GOO GOO DOLLS COVER BAND BEFORE GETTING RECRUITED INTO THIS OH NOOOOOOOOO
Italy - assuming this was Nero Cain with more butt rock
Latvia - Man, I didn't know dude's were still committing so hard to the Marilyn Manson aesthetic in this decade. This dude should fight William Control for the right to assume Marilyn Manson's name while ripping off Depeche Mode
Nicaragua - I think I might of tuned out the first minute, but once it got my attention, I really enjoyed it and listened to the remaining 8 minutes. I liked the Jazz influence and the flamenco??? This was bizarre. But good.
Sweden - The problem with this is that it doesn't separate itself from anything with that eurohouse / electropop sound. This just is completely sterile to me. I don't even dislike the genre, it's just there is so much of it, that if there isn't something distinct about it that separates it from the million other songs that sound exactly like it. Example - Clarity by Zedd
Bhutan - me

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Step 1: read the thread
Step 2: make rude amalgamation of everyone else's comments, but focus on disagreeing with parama
Step 3: random.org
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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i'm just proud i've done enough in my life for me to be someone's rival in a music thread on a forum about playing a game where we pretend to kill each other

I'll send you a badge of honor.

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I thought flip flap was cute. Not pyamu pyamu cute, but still cute.

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That's about what I gave your mum. Eyyyyyy

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@Bomberman: Check your PMs please

Someone voted for themselves, zzzzz

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assuming this was Nero Cain with more butt rock

So in addition to shit taste in music, you also have a shit memory.

Final Scores:

130 Bhutan

Congratulations to Panzerjager!

Sorry I can't keep all the butt rock straight nero, too busy winning.

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I'm suprised how well Micronesia did. I'm surprised Afghanistan didn't do better.

Well, historically, Indie rock does good and R&B does fairly awful in these. Female-led Pop used to be super strong but that hasn't made a showing since JD was hosting, I think.

I'm actually surprised I won. It's a rare rap win. Think only 2 or 3 ever. But I also think the crowd is changing ever so slightly.

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Jesus christ you aint have to do him like that LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Congrats!

Yeah the nba street song was p good.

Yo, It's NBA Street Vol 2. You fucking heathen.

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Also, yo mina, do you have anymore crazy old jazz-folk music? I would love if you PM'd me some recommendations. I really loved the fuck out of your song.

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WHERE'S 109 RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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Why is it in speakeasy