Kidney Mafia (Game Over)

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Oh I claim Miller by the way, haha.

This is a scumclaim

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gerry my man. how do you feel about sheeping me.

why are you asking people to sheep you onto a naked vote

do you think everyone's that's posted is town?

Sheep merely follow the shepherd. I'm asking for his allegiance because I have the potential to be our *savior* with the scumhunting I'm about to conduct this game.

I've seen enough

VOTE: Zach

flashwagon pls, i want redflips naoooo

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After careful consideration

Careful

Z is prob town

oh no

signature italian recipe robot is scum

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hi arcade pals

wanna play street fighter?

O/*
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SHORYUKEN!

pjoneposting, i hope this looks good
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Underscore

okay bot is probably town

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btw zach's flavour for the miller claim is actual dogshit

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this day1 miller claim is dying, sorry

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Well rb there's zero scum motivation for my actions and this is rather non-negotiable. You can't bluff me if you're scum cause and if your scumcase on me relies on my Miller claim then you're not going to lynch me, I'm just telling you in advance.

scum claim miller day1 often in large games and i advocate policy lynching millers, and to only relent if they literally shit out town sparkles

Ur sparkles are red

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these mans make so many post

i read the words but is so many! redman is maybe badman but is so many so i read again ok

this is town

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did zach died?

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Wut

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srsly theres no way _THE KIDNEY_ is a miller

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miller would surely be like...appendix or something

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VOTE: hebichan

Every game is like this, then I end up confirmed town, and you feel bad, and I feel bad.

It's whatever dude.

UNVOTE: the lycan

VOTE: Zach

I have to sacrifice the kidney to the mafia.

hebi + zach scumteam confirmed =]

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sry hebi ur distancing wont work

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Its ok ur buddy zach is first

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how come peregrineV is online and not even posting??

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i dunno how relevant bodyparts are to alignment?

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it just strikes me as very weird that of all the body parts there are, in a game called kidney mafia, the kidney would be a miller

like surely that's at least ONE body part that wouldn't be negative utility

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I love a challenge VOTE: hebichan

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i dont mean role i mean alignment.

i think they matter for role probably

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what im trying to say is that i think any part could be scum, but the ROLE will be relevant to the part and kidney makes ZERO sense for negative utility

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actually maybe that doesnt make sense nvm

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@PV I've unignored you and am now learning from your wisdom

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Zach is gonna flip the most tryhard scum bodypart

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I'd like some interpretations before I share my own

"
quaking dog makes rb happy, zach makes rb angry?"

pedit: hey pv we're not appendix

can you sign posts i legit cant tell the diff between the two of you :[

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I actually don't like the hebichan wagon because rb scumreads that and his validity is not ensured.

how does one 'ensure validity' in a mafia game

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VOTE: gerryoat

Gerryoat is trying

This is unprecedented

He's probably scum

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I'd townread Narna but i've never not townread narna

someone who can read narna tell me what narna is

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how does anyone have this idea im good at scum

i just hard bus all my teammates and act like im the best and found all the scum

then again thats all i do as town as well

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I'd townread Narna but i've never not townread narna

someone who can read narna tell me what narna is

Probably town, because why would scum come in wanting to make a masonry?

Because I'm secretly a neighborizer, and once we get in the hood I'm gonna be all like, "it's a one-way masonry! I know yous is town."

which would probably work sadly

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r u trolling me

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holy shit

gerry actually responding to posts

ok humour me, why are you diverting from the style of play ive seen you do as town multiple times now where you just enter thread, say "x is mafia" and disappear for 2 more days and then repeat "i really think x is mafia"

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this is the most proactive and engaged ive seen you ever be in the 4 games exp i have with you

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ur also pushing on hebi who's gonna be confirmable soon which is beyond useless

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holy shit

gerry actually responding to posts

ok humour me, why are you diverting from the style of play ive seen you do as town multiple times now where you just enter thread, say "x is mafia" and disappear for 2 more days and then repeat "i really think x is mafia"

bad attempt to deflect, this is still scum.

but i will humour you. Because i don't play the same way as either town or mafia.

Then why are all the towngames ive seen you play basically carbon copies?

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this is the most proactive and engaged ive seen you ever be in the 4 games exp i have with you

so why would that lead you to believe that i'm mafia?

on day1 in a large theme its more than enough to scumread someone for deviating from a town meta youve seen 3 times

why would i NOT wonder why?

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VOTE: rb

reported for making me feel what i thought were mutually exclusive emotions at the same time

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torgonitoh is town

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holy fuck this game is the best im actually dying

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pulling this day1 seems very not-scum by hebi because a single investigate on one of the masons which if they were all scum would doom them all really

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Gotta be honest i didnt understand the first comic

which is probably related to me not reading the first 10 pages of the game from before i entered

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LasagneBot i thought it was all schadd posting

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does gerry really main genji?

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where does justice rain from?

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and i didn't think you were a genji main personality

id expect that from like zach

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Fine, I'm used to it. I play weird because I don't know how people will perceive my posts, and I'm just letting the wagon roll. I'll claim at about 8 or so.

Awful

Maybe...
but does it make hebi scum?

this is kraska right?

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u get on it

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and i didn't think you were a genji main personality

id expect that from like zach

What about me

-Dunn

you probably play winston or junkrat tbh

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paint shtick can stay 5ever tbh

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Still cant tell which one is which

both noobs to me

=)

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reported for making me feel what i thought were mutually exclusive emotions at the same time

i request this be redrawn in vonflare style

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i'm pretty disappointed with lycanfire atm

comes in, naked votes, revotes, unvotes, *POOF* vanishes

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uhghkhbk;;;

not moving my vote but im not sold on rb

rb do something ur generally easy to read

dayvig one of the lurkers lol

My choice is torg

Second choice is wings

no get wings........................................................ leave torg alone i like his ushanka

im hsing maftigers skin

do you know how hard it is to play this game with maftigers skin?

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Unfortunately i mostly townread my entire wagon except for Hopkirk

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I need to catch up before I can read the rest real good.

can you answer my question

you remember the real folk blues game that just ended right?

thats supposed to be whemestar as a miller and zach as a miller that rb is reacting differently to

do you think that's scum indicative of rb

I literally deathtunneled jjh and said if jjh flips town we should definitely lynch Whemestar - but I was vigged that night (I was town)

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So yeah, I tried to sort both miller claims straight away?

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when did rb adopt this attitude towards millers bc it certainly wasnt a thing last game

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

I LITERALLY OUTSTUBBORNED AN ENTIRE MASONRY WITH _TITUS_ TO LYNCH A FUCKING MILLER CLAIM

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viewtopic.php?f=53&t=71182

Or how about this game where I keep advocating for a policy lynch or vig on the claimed miller and I'm the only fucking person who keeps saying we need to sort the miller - then we lose to the scumteam that fakeclaimed miller + odd night cop because 'derr rb y wud scum claim miller itshhh so dum dooood derrr'

I've recently had multiple warnings for being toxic so instead of being honest right now I'm just gonna say:

сука ыуат

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where?

s

Real Folk Blues, the game ppl are referring to

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Also rly cool how Hopkirk quotes the first 3 posts I make about bodyparts/relation to role and alignment and goes "!!!!! Inconsistency!!!!" but ignores the next 2-3 where I clarify

good player

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I have nfi what ur talking about lol

I didnt read pages 2-7 in this game tbh so if its related to that then ya i probably did something not consistent. as far as i can tell though this is just about the apparent inconsistency between real folk blues and here:

bearing in mind im close to ban territory due to my toxicity lately

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tbh i have no idea what to say bc the only thing that makes ppl townread me is that im angry/toxic, and even when im tryna not be its like 'welp i guess rb is scum because he isnt swearing at everyone in a 10mile radius'

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as if what i rly want to do is be super toxic everygame or just end up scumread for being cordial and enjoying it instead.

Fuck it, i keep replacing out of games for this reason but im just gonna quit mafia affer this one is over

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Na i dont care

quitting mafia after this game

speedynch me or w/e

im Heart, 2-shot doctor

literally pointless playing mafia on this account at this stage

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goddammit rb you could like bully me and feel better instead of giving up

Sorry but I'm sitting here figuring out how to play under this name and not be toxic, because otherwise I'm just gonna end up banned (along with alts) - which is ridiculous because I have town games on alts and it's been 100% fine, yet people just assume I have to be angry to be town when I play on this account.

So w/e, I probably dug my own grave with my behaviour so I'll just retire this account after this one is over.

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VOTE: grapes

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VOTE: grapes

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every time narna posts, i will punctuate his posts by re-voting grapes

i will do this until everyone is sheeping narna correctly

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dw i'm probably getting banned/force-replaced any time now so you won't have to scumread me for shit reasons anymore

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ill check this game intermittently while i prodge and update my vote to sheep narna

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bye4now

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fuck ur meta on me is so bad kraska

so actual dumb

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I roll town on an alt and no one bats an eyelid at how i play but if i roll town as rb and i'm not tryharding as town - out comes the Big Bad Book Of Meta Tells where on page 27 it reads:

- rb always the tryhard
- if not the tryhard, must be scum!!!!!!!

Which would be true a year ago but I'd like to play ONE FUCKING LARGE THEME AND JUST BE ABLE TO HAVE FUN

I've literally replaced out of every game on this account and /out of every queue because IM SO FUCKING SICK OF EVERYONES WRONG AND SHIT META TELLS

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we won't tolerate being insulted

no insult will make us change our mind so perhaps try a different approach

thank you.

sorry Titus, forgot that you dont actually care about alignment and its just a personal gripe

Lynch me for not agreeing with ur militant feminism gj

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is it actually impossible for me to play a game on this account and have fun?

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wee rb was mean to me one time, better make sure i come up with pointless meta reasons to scumread him and annoy him!!!

fkn potato

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Transcend pls talk some sense into this idiot, thx

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um u literally said you dont think *I* would do this as town yet ive literally claimed my role super early as town heaps of times

Rofl

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kraska: I think rb wouldnt do this as town
rb: ur meta is terrible
kraska: its uhh, not meta like nah

c00l

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this is me talking right now

kraska is gone

don't say that about her please

sry but i dont rly give a shit at this point

im abandoning this account in all other games but was hoping to AT LEAST be able to play large themes and have fun and yet even here this fucking SHIT "meta" everyone has on me persists

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ROFL

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yer well get hated on then

im so tired of having to play the exact same way every game as town (tryhard all game and be the catalyst of every lynch) and that if i dont i get scumread. even if you arent using meta, Can It definitely is (and really fucking badly)

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im probs abandoning this account at this rate so it doesnt even matter. we wont play together again (or you wont know it anyway) so meh

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sure

enjoy tunneling the lurking 2shot doctor i guess

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Lynch me for not agreeing with ur militant feminism gj

yuck
im glad ure aware that i find you a reprehensible human being tho!
but bringing this shit into the game is really dirty, especially since youre scum here
this game is fun, dont ruin it.

^ ur hydra partner is very rational hey transcend

and yes i think grapes is a fine lynch

as well as hopkirk

i was eating dinner btw not ignoring u

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it's very obvious that kraska thinking im a reprehensible human outside of game is affecting her read on me here

they dont even have fucking reasons

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the reasons she finds me reprehensible are kind of hilarious tho

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Also transcend ive never seen u settle on a lynch like this and its very weird that ur so reluctant to do anything that isnt tunneling a claimed doctor

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yer cool

ive mass replaced out of every queue/game except this one

fuck so theatrical and fake

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very super awful post to wonder why ppl are tunneling a claimed doctor

literally struggling to breathe at how dumb some of the shit ur saying rn is

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yer cool

"i gave rb an out he wasn't even rational"

except i told u two ppl who i think are scum, so why would you then say that?

why is ur only gameplan now to tunnel a claimed PR on day1

rofl, such a fucking joke

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if ur not scum here transcend then ur such a piece of shit

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Giga said Bins was town, Trans has Carca as town, and I'm pretty sure one or both of you liked Hebi's response to the masonry stuff. rb peaked because he claimed at 6. Grapes didn't pass it because "hurr counterwagon to save rb".

rofl

counterwagon to save rb

amazing

fucking

AMAZING

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good, fuck you

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lol @ kraska, i love how much out of game shit you bring in here and dress up bc ur good at acting all cutesy and shit about it

fucking legit psychopath

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i don't want your forgiveness, i literally fucking have to abandon this account and probably just gonna abandon this entire site bc of fucking idiots who have 'meta' on me

i can't enjoy a single mafia game on this site w/out having to deal with ppl who just scumread me for the dumbest reasons: and ya, kraska is coming up with 27 different ways of scumreading me and was always going to do so because she's a narrow-minded clod who thinks i'm a 'reprehensible human' out of this game

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lol @ kraska, i love how much out of game shit you bring in here and dress up bc ur good at acting all cutesy and shit about it

fucking legit psychopath

can you not be a toxic shithead?

literally nothing about this push is personal and you know it

stop trying to bring it in

meh, i guess u don't know kraska out of this forum so whatever, losing battle i guess

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fucking legit psychopath

You've got issues man

thanks

i didn't know that :^)

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rb who's scum?

you or hopkirk tbh

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lol @ kraska, i love how much out of game shit you bring in here and dress up bc ur good at acting all cutesy and shit about it

fucking legit psychopath

can you not be a toxic shithead?

literally nothing about this push is personal and you know it

stop trying to bring it in

so how many times did i try and say that i just wanted to enjoy the game and not have to be toxic/tryhard the entire fucking game for once

and it gets me wagoned AGAIN

what's the actual fucking point of not being toxic? should i care?

transcend is fucking lying outright, saying i wasn't 'being rational' and 'couldn't give a single answer to who to lynch' - when i already gave that answer. the shit he's saying is fucking absurd.

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like

if you want to shit up the thread as caught scum just post spiderman memes theyre fun

if you want to act town then do literally anything else

i think ur smart enough to know where lasagnebot is coming from if you're town but if you just keep going this route it's a scumclaim

also i do know kraska out of this forum rb stop

where the FUCK are they comijng from? i literally have no fucking idea what ur talking about, the only thing i did coming into this game was say to myself that i was gonna actually fucking try to enjoy this large theme

have the explained any reads?

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i said to give an alternative with substantial reasoning

you lack the substantial reasoning

yeah exactly, because im rb i have to tryhard the fucking game

why are YOU even scumreading me

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holy fuck

guys should i just say it

ya, please do

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meh idc

99.9% chance im being banned for toxic behaviour anyway, since every time i play with people i know on this account i magically get scumread for trying to actually enjoy the games im in and not tryhard

yet whenever i play on an alt is not even a fucking problem. literally none of the shit ppl are scumreading me for (if ur even scumreading me) is shit that would come up if i wasnt playing on this account

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i already explained why i think hopkirk is scum earlier and i was literally just sheeping narna

i've made basically zero effort this game besides being suspicious of zach and beyond that barely anything

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i guess u don't know kraska out of this forum so whatever,

Since when do you know me fucker
Go fuck yourself. You've got issues and it shows
You're not human

lmao

fuck ur hilarious

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it's no bigger a claim than you claim to make

and i do not mean irl if that's what ur saying -__________-

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well hey i definitely forgot about gerry

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so transcend what's the basis of your SR on me then

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that's nice

i literally poured my heart out and have been mass replacing out of games, then someone who says they respect me calls it theatre

ya, unimaginable!!!!!

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and ya kraska i do think ur a very fucking manipulative person tbh, though i agree psychopath is probably not strictly correct but w/e

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stop attacking her please.

just speaking the truth sry

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WHY DO U THINK IM MASS FUCKING REPLACING OUT OF GAMES THEN AND ONLY PLAYING ON AN ALT ACCOUNT

WHY THE FUCK DO U THINK IM DOING THAT

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because ive already fucking tested it and its actually a joke how different im received on this account compared to just playing on an alt.

playing as rb is like wading through thick fucking mud bc every single statement i make is like "ohh hmmm but rb scum might do that!!" or "y would seasoned vet do something derp or w/e"

it's fucking absurd.

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dude im 100% getting banned for toxicity at this point so who cares rofl.

im not even fed up with mafia, im playing the same amount just not on this account. ive finished games on other accounts and literally THE ONLY FUCKING TIME shit like this happens is when i play on rb. it's literally fucking impossible to have fun

ppl can say it's not meta or whatever the fuck if they want, but whatever it is, whether it's unconscious or not it's just fucking unbearable to try and play on this acct

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like fkn whatever. i was hoping to be able to still at the very least play in Large Themes because they're usually more chill and it's easier to not tryhard (apparently) but nah

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because i can read where game momentum is going and if i just ignore this wagon i'll just end up lynched

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whereas other players somehow join games and do nothing and it's all cool :^)~

i can't even do it for ONE GAME

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and don't saay that you haven't done nothing

because you have

you started the game immediately with a push on the miller claim.

oh wow i pushed the miller claim like in every other game where i push a miller claim, and i'm not interested in tryharding and sorting the entire game on day1 in a large theme

amazing fucking revelation, i must be scum you've convinced me

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like are u actually fkn kidding me or what

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ive lost a game to scum who made a day1 miller claim and i got fucking railed on for saying i think they're scum

ive pushed on millers in multiple games and i get railed on every single fucking time.

but somehow now, it's a really big fucking deal that im pushing on a miller claim - which btw if i was scum and knew that i was gonna get railed on like this, WHY WOULD I DO IT

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and Can It's fucking meta on me, is actually that they think I _DON'T_ push on millers as town and that's their reason for scumreading me

R O F L

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how am i supposed to respond to such idiocy?

when i can actually prove that me pushing on millers is standard play for me PLUS i'm mass-replacing/outing from queues and STILL its 'theatre'

HOLY SHIT

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lmfao, gerryoat is just scum what the fuck are you talking about

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and how are you not wondering what hopkirk is doing with that entrance

"i dont think hopkirk would do that" why? i've caught plenty of 'experienced' players with awkward entrances like that before, but this is somehow different because....who the fuck knows actually

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lmfao, gerryoat is just scum what the fuck are you talking about

i mean i agree but when i asked you to give me an alternative you gave

hopkirk and grapes

one of those was dependent on someone else's read

which part of 'im not tryharding' this game did you not understand?

THIS IS MY FUCKING POINT

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like sorry transcend but there's literally a 0% chance you'd even bat an eyelid at my play if i was on one of my alts, that's why it's so fucking infuriating to play as rb

i literally have to play with triple the effort just to not have people request me find and lead a lynch on scum in the first 48hrs of a 21 player game

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where did i play lowkey and you id'd me as town ever lmao

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He's not conf scum :/ wyd here guys

kraska has an out-of-game dislike for me because she's auto-offended by people who don't agree w/ her militant views and she'll pretend she has reasons to scumread me because of that

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i mean tbh zach im not interested in maintaining any relations with anyone on this site under this account anymore, so i technically wouldn't care about my 'integrity' going forward or w/e

but i also wouldn't bother doing this for a W

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or would i? :^)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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that game had 2 fucking quickhammers transcend, i wasn't even synced up to being in the thread when other ppl were bc of timezones rofl

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you're legit dead to me already rofl

sounds cliche but is true

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dw i've recently been diagnosed adhd + high-functioning aspie which basically explains why i'm so incapable of actually giving a fuck about ppl and why the more ppl assume familiarity with me, the more i get fucking aggravated by them. because no one _ACTUALLY_ gets it and i literally have no single way of bridging the gap, just ppl like kraska who think when i'm being completely fucking neutral or tryna understand something (in my own clumsy way) im a 'reprehensible human' for it.

like whatever, fall off a cliff or something bitch

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so ya, it's me not you

so you can be content with the fact that the reason i h8 u is my own fault for being a fuckup

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and yeah i have a huge issue with stuff like this bc all my emotional reactions/filters are delayed as fuck. but ppl assume some kind of connection based on our familiarity (which doesnt exist for me) or just assume im a cunt or w/e bc of it

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All you had to do was stop posting.

@zach i literally can't even realise when im angry - i still don't even feel angry, it's only occurring to me as of now that i might actually be angry. i probs won't feel angry about this until like next week or something

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meh, you won't see this account beyond this game anyway so does it really matter

she can express w/e she wants

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Kraska and rb would make a cute couple.

im sure if we'd met irl we'd actually be friends or something bc i think she definitely has misunderstood many many things about me

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why am i mechanically confirmed scum?

even if it's because of what i think you're saying that's not mechanically confirmed scum -___-

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didn't say i was a victim zach, i'm leaving this account behind and probably site at this rate - i've never once tried to excuse my behaviour with any kind of condition i have before, i'm just leaving it here now bc even tho i have zero interest in being friends with anyone i think they should realise that it isnt their fault. if no1 cares at all then w/e, but im leaving it regardless

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true, reprehensible human is more syllables and therefore more appropriate i guess

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tbh zach it's 100% not worth it me staying here. i've tested playing on alts and despite what ppl will say about it not being meta, something makes ppl respond to me this way when i play on this account and it's just insufferable for me

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and zach why would i give a fuck about u saving me in this game, as if this game has been in any way fun for me? rofl

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literally all i wanted was to be able to play JUST large themes on this account, but even that is beyond possibility bc the same old shit happens

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anyway, on that note

/replace

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cant take this anymore. and this game used to be fun.
two words rb: fuck you.

replace our hydra with transcend pls. im out

back at you