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Hellfire Missile has spawned

(Can i plz haz a longbow with meeee :c)

I take stock of my inventory and my surroundings

I look at my level, health, and energy

(if there's an enemy and i don't have a long bow i form a long bow with energy and a pack of arrows: Barbed)

(if there are dead bodies i loot the bodies)

(if no dead bodies i scout around trying to find some dead bodies or enemies to level up)

What does exp level do? Give you more exp per kill?

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wait there's a task force? Does Task Force/Army dood = guns? Can i haz a gun if so?

EDIT: Formatting

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I spawn a longbow with arrows

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Wish I had a job

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wait no

i run towards the loud roar
(Evil: Hide. Good: Hi! Neutral: Gain info)
Make a broadsword out of rocks? Dirt? Something stronger than dirt?
How large are these coins? Can i use my energy to smelt them down into a broad sword? (If i can, i know that coins are currency but atm i need a weapon)
If there is a loud roar but far away i follow the tracks left by fellow humans

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Materialize into existence.
Where am I?
Look around.
What do I see, hear, feel, smell, and taste?
What am I wearing and what am I carrying?

you're wearing what everyone else is wearing

like grey shirt pants and slightly darker grey shoes
i think you also carry 10 (coin thing/currency)
That's what I spawned with, and you should spawn close to me (follow me towards the sound?)
(I have another person following me, we could form a party)

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I toss my broadsword to Charles (if he accepts)


(If he accepts:)

I open fire on the Mewtaph and cry for Charles to attack as i rain arrows onto it

(if he doesn't)

I use my broadsword and use my Sandman perk to kill the Mewtaph (xdxd)

I just attempt to kill it
for the exp

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Join party,
Accept broadsword
Attack!

yay :3

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SHIT MEWTAPH
IM SOWWRY

but i leveled up so i guess it was worth it

If exp bar means i level up faster
And Energy Bar means more energy
i want energy
or wait
Which ever one helps with me being an archer (Anna can you pick for me?)
I hate that i don't know this before hand
Anna can you compile a list of everyone's stats and what the Health, Energy, and Exp Bars mean?

I loot Mewtaph (sowwy) and look for more things to kill
If i don't see anything to kill I look around, if i see something interesting i follow it, dragging my party behind me (if they accept)
and i help Charles heal?
can i move and heal?
If i can't i'd rather move

(I also love the fact that my party has no regrets about the person we've just killed)

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can i use mentats to level up faster
orange mentats are also fun

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Health bar - you can see your own health
Energy bar - you can see your energy
Exp bar - see how much Exp you have

is this sarcasm
this tells me jack shit

i wanted to know what to do about the level i got

run towards the light

attempt to make a better bow with a stronger draw

if i can't bc lack of energy i spend my point into energy (if it's a not enuf energy bc it takes 50 and my max cap is like 25, not if it takes 50, i have 25, but the cap is like 75)

get it?

IE:
Sit1
MAX ENRG: 50
CURRENT ENRG: 25
ENRG NEEDED: 60
(I would spend a point into energy)
Not this:
Sit2
MAX ENRG: 100
CURRENT ENRG: 25
ENRGY NEEDED: 60
Then i would just rest
or attempt to regain energy on the move

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add point thing to energy

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alrighty men

do we attack ConMan
do we attack the men
or do we attack the half-dragon man? (His childhood must've been rough, tho i wonder what it was like in bed)

so we can attack conman for free exp and drinks
attacking the men would probably lead to WWI of the medieval age
attacking dragon dude would either make his parents pissed off or we get a shit fuck of exp because we just killed a dragon (man)

i make a better bow UNTIL I CANT MAKE A BETTER ONE

who ever we've decided to choose i attack

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rest for energy

if people are mad at us
attack them

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was the explosion caused by my arrows interacting with the barrier?
if so, i could use that to attack the people

actually wait

if i can, attack the people
if i can't, rest and attempt to find out how to breach the barrier

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Man why're y'all up tryin' to kill poor dragonman, ConMonMick's friend?

for the experience

silly

edit:
ofc this could all go to shit if he calls in an army
so yeah
i might have probably should've thought this out

just a little
maybe
kinda
sorta.

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also I won the last game so I demand perks

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Finish cutting and pulling Mario out of the bird. Go back to the armored men and loot their bodies.

HELP ME YOU SICK FUCK

PLZ HALP

I'M KNOCKED OUT AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS LOOT

insert salt


i put one point into HP

I get up with full energy!
can i?
please?

if i cant then i rest

and i ask my party to fucking help me before a tree falls onto me or something

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I don't know what to do for you, Hellfire. I think you just need to rest to get some energy back. Relax!

NO NO NO NO PLEASE HE-

squish

Hellfire Missile has died

he was squished by a tree

rip


(but i want the looooot)

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How do I wake up
EDIT

I wake up, and drink some of the refreshments for energy. Then I go with my dragon friend, and try to strike up a conversation. I introduce myself to my new companion and ask his name

we may have killed or injured your dragon friend

dont hurt me

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[quote="In
Enter Action: _______________

Finish cutting and pulling Mario out of the bird. Go back to the armored men and loot their bodies.

Result

You pull MarioManiac4 out of the bird.

You then loot five suits of armor and swords in poor condition, you also obtain several blue and red potions, some white cards and a spoon.

Can i have a card, one red pot and one blue pot, some armor?

Finish cutting and pulling Mario out of the bird. Go back to the armored men and loot their bodies.

HELP ME YOU SICK FUCK

PLZ HALP

I'M KNOCKED OUT AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS LOOT

insert salt


i put one point into HP

I get up with full energy!
can i?
please?

if i cant then i rest

and i ask my party to fucking help me before a tree falls onto me or something

Result

In the upper left corner of your vision you see a red bar appear above your energy bar with some white text that reads 65/100.

You do not have enough energy to do the rest of your actions except for resting.

Your health is now 90/100

Enter Action: _______________

playerDeathRowKitty materializes

I SUMMON MANY FROGS

Result

You feel something deep inside of you click into place, you then channel your energy and summon 25 frogs.

Can i kill said frogs for exp

Enter Action: _______________


Enter Action: _______________

How do I wake up
EDIT

I wake up, and drink some of the refreshments for energy. Then I go with my dragon friend, and try to strike up a conversation. I introduce myself to my new companion and ask his name

Result

You wake up and go drink a few refreshments for energy. You see that your dragon friend does the same after you take your drinks out. Then they take the basket along with a small map and a purple glowing rock and walk near the barrier.

You follow and ask your question and try to strike a conversation.

Your dragon friend is distracted by Hellfire Missle who you see them look for.

Once your dragon friend finds him, you see them concentrates on something you can't see and then fly slowly and awkwardly into the air.

Your Health is now 100/100

HELP ME

I wake up with some energy
I ask my party members to give me armor, some health and energy pots
and i ask them to help me attack the dragon thing and maybe conmanmick

EDIT: if i can't do that then i go kill some frogs

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I summon a new sky surfboard and follow my companion. I try to ask him why he's looking for hellfire

he just wants a carrot

i promise

i didnt offer him cake

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what the fuck
why do i get a missile at me

I DONT WANNA DIE
I JUST WANTED EXP

if there is cover i run to cover
if i can form a shield out of dirt that would work
i use all energy pots to create a huge barrer around me and pass out (no more energy right)
i use enough hp pots to restore me back to full


priority wise (1-10):
1. attempt to stop by any means necessary, the magic missile thing
2. Attempt to repair my leg (either by getting it back or by magiking it/making a new one)
3. try not to pass out from lack of energy
4. kill more things for exp
5-10. idk
(1 is highest 10 is lowest)

you know those anti-missile gun things on navy boats
i attempt to shoot an arrow and throw a sword (if i cant throw sword i just drop it for now) and detonate said arrow to trigger the explosive projectile (if it's explosive)

I ATTEMPT TO DO EVERYTHING THAT IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO STOP THE FUCKING MISSILE FROM KILLING ME
(barriers, shoot it down, run away)

WHICH EVER ACTION WILL KEEP ME ALIVE I PREFORM

(but mario, it's angry at me, and you should help me build a great barrier)

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help me
tear off clothes to make a bandage or something
if the blood loss is too great i make a tourniquet
i ask for more health pots and energy pots
if i have enough energy (with added energy pots) i attempt to either mend/grow another leg
which ever one i can complete, of course i attempt to grow a new one if i can make a perfect leg (if it's gonna be like a peg leg no thanks)
If i can't make a good leg i'll attempt to use my energy to stop the bleeding somehow if bandages dont work
if energy + bandages dont work i use a tourniquet (last resort)

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Find Hellfire's leg and attempt to reattach it by holding in place while pouring a health potion into the wound.

good idea
but isnt the projectile holding it? (actually, held it)
and then it blew up?
so bits of my leg are everywhere?
or...?
Maybe my leg survived!
that would be good
can i have my leg back o lord annadog?

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help me
tear off clothes to make a bandage or something
if the blood loss is too great i make a tourniquet
i ask for more health pots and energy pots
if i have enough energy (with added energy pots) i attempt to either mend/grow another leg
which ever one i can complete, of course i attempt to grow a new one if i can make a perfect leg (if it's gonna be like a peg leg no thanks)
If i can't make a good leg i'll attempt to use my energy to stop the bleeding somehow if bandages dont work
if energy + bandages dont work i use a tourniquet (last resort)

Assuming you can't heal the leg back on as your friend is trying, I recommend

cauterization.

fudging heck

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attempt to perfect my leg using energy
If i can't explore the surroundings again to see if there's anything else to kill
I don't attack anything past/on the barrier
If there's nothing to attack for exp i attempt to walk into the barrier (GENTLY) to see what happens

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Based on Ctrl F'ing and ISO'ing Anna, the white card appears to be some sort of communication device. I believe that you can access it if you're a magical user? Maybe if you're trained in the way of the White Card or something

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Try to figure out how white cards work. Use it to spy on other men to figure out their locations so that

we can attack them

.

maor exp

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use said energy pot to restore energy
Explore to find a town or something
somewhere i can get a job

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I go with HM to the town hoping to live a regular life free of adventure and excitement.

where's your spine

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Down my back.

are you sure you're not missing one?

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Hey Mario and Hellfire, I think scout squad B is the group of dead men. They are sending reinforcements after us! Let's hang out and ambush them! Hellfire, can you please craft me another broadsword?

i either give him my broadsword that he gave me earlier (if i still have it) or craft him another one (if i can)
I also ask for either more energy pots (and use them if i got em) or ask them to lend/pool energy to help me craft a new sword (If i don't have enough energy)
Also, if it takes energy to fire arrows then i don't attempt to craft unless we can pool energy or i can get an energy pot
Guess i'm the team crafter

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That broadsword was destroyed by the projectile.

If I have energy potion give to hellfire

you threw one
I think you also gave me one
maybe, if i have it, give it

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I still have the soldier's sword, but the magic broadsword you gave me was destroyed in the projectile attack.

90% sure i just made it out of like rock and dirt
I just used my energy to make it
dunno if i got it made with metal or something
certainly wasnt magical..?
Unless it was something i looted?

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I'm going to call out to the robed figures "are you admins?"

UR BRAKING TEH 4TH WALL BAN BAN BAAN

BAN HAMMUR

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jesus fucking christ

if someone sneezed on your knife it would fall apart lmao

SO I AM USEFUL AND I WONT GET REPLACED

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i use my energy to build a broadsword for Charles

If i see enemies and i need energy i drink energy pot
if i don't i let my energy regen (if it does)
explore for a town to get jobs

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Hellfire, wait, aren't we going to kill these guys?

say hi to the nice men who wont hurt us


and then

when they think we're friendly

WE MURDER THEM AND STEAL ALL THEIR SHIT

BUT IF WE'RE GONNA GET ATTACKED THEN WE MURDER THEM AND STEAL ALL THEIR SHIT
STEAL EVERYTHING FOR EXP

*screaming*

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I use Energy to make my knife somewhat useful

hah!

If he can't, i craft a better knife for mario
If he can, then i pout

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No don't say hi. I'm wearing their stolen armor. Hide in bushes and when they come close jump out and backstab them. Then Hellfire you should shoot them from hiding in bushes too.

bush wookies reunite11!

yeah okay

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is annadog dead

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help me :c

kill people?

make big boom?

Scramble for bow if i can

if i can't i run away to come back to fight another day (if my members of my party wont help)

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Kill all enemies starting with the guy with a knife on Hellfire

PARTY MEMBERS TO THE RESCUE AGAIN

FEEEEEELLLLSSSS

good

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I kinda got sidetracked. I will get back to this.

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Explore for a job

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Quickly murder the band of soldiers without killing myself

They should be the same guys mentioned in Charles's white card

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bump

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"Halp meee"

*put a point into exp bar


Look around to see where they're taking me

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I look around for a means to escape

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Attempt to do something with mana, be it a distraction or burning everything around me. if I can, without risk to myself or to my friend, I'll escape

What do I have on me right now? (Also test rope strength)

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Land back in a tree and rest. Drink an energy potion if I have one. Watch what is going on at the tent.

metagaming: Is it okay?

@ANNADOG

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Attempt to escape using all the energy i can muster without passing out or not being in fighting form.

If my escape may cause harm to myself (death, severe injury, but getting like a cut is okay) or their captive, i dont do it

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Assess surroundings

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Explore the sky river and grab items that could be useful or can br sold.

Maybe bottle some of that sky water and sell it as magical sky water that heals ur shit

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Inspect Frozen and attempt to revive him. Inspect mario and if he's hostile, shoot at him (if i have my bow) if i don't, make one


If i have EMP arrows that would be great buut if i dont plain ol explosions will do just fine

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Choose energy bar. Pour an energy potion in Angel's mouth. Hey Hellfire, can you please craft one of those magic bows for me too? Take inventory of what items I am carrying now. When Angel wakes up ask where we are now and what is going on? Look at the town.

Attempt to craft a bow for Charles

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Fire arrows at robots' give charles the bow, follow Frozen.

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Attempt to find a job in the town

How many coins do i have?

If I can sell anything, i'll sell it.

How good is my bow?

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She doesn't post updates every day so just chill

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Be a strong husband, look for acorns, and make beer!


Yayyyy

Jobs

I'd pick brewmaster tho

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I wanna be a brewmaster!

Tell Charles, "not now, i'm makin beer!"

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I begin to make batches. Maybe if I do extra, i'll get promoted..?

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d e a d t h r e a d

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Look aroundfor things to do while waiting for 6 hours. If there's coin to be made, I do the stuff that is needed (within 6 hours)

After 6 hours head back to the brewery

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I head off to slay the Goblins, pulling my bow out.

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I click 50