Panic Race 2 (Begins July 2nd)

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Which forum do you visit most?

GameFAQs
1
50%
SpaceBattles
0
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Bay 12 Forums
1
50%
 
Total votes : 2

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Post Post #0  (isolation #0)  » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:58 pm

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♫ Cruel Summer

WELCOME BACK MAFIASCUM
Panic Race is a cross forum combat racing game that started in March of 2017 on GameFAQs and Bay 12 Forums and grew to include MafiaScum and SpaceBattles. While spots for racers are limited, part of the frantic fun in this race of life and death is the audience participation.

TEAM BLACK ATVs
This time you can recruit your own Team Black ATV to automatically race the track and help charge local racers' specials each lap. You can recruit another when they die. Up to 3 ATVs from different spectators at once. The forum that completed the most ATV laps will design the next track. Eliminated players can also participate.

SIGN UPS CLOSE JULY 2ND:
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN

4 PLAYERS (+CROSSFORUM PLAY)
TURNS LAST 24 TO 72 HRS (WEEKENDS EXCLUDED)
~2 MONTHS

Character Sheet
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DRIVER NAME:
DRIVER BIO:

VEHICLE #:
VEHICLE NAME:
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION:

ENGINE:
BRAKES:
TIRES:
ARMOR:
SPECIAL:

SPECIAL NAME:
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION:


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This is essentially a board game.

The goal is simple, get 2 points first!
•laps are 1 point
•kills are 1 point


Choose your number,
•MafiaScum you can choose 50 to 59
•SpaceBattles you can choose 60 to 69
•GameFAQs you can choose 70 to 79
•Bay12 you can choose 80 to 89
first come first serve.

You have 9 points to put into stats, put from 1 to 3 in each:

ENGINE: Bonus to how many more spaces you can move than last turn.
BRAKES: Bonus to how many less spaces you can move than last turn.
TIRES: Bonus to your grip around corners, and lessens priority of receiving an unintentional attack or hazard.
ARMOR: Your hit points keeping you safe.
SPECIAL: Bonus to balance of your triggered ability, which must be charged at various charge spots on the course.


Special numbers,
•Panic Race champion Wheelie (Starver) can choose 01
•Bay12 leader Wheelie (Starver) can choose 12
•MafiaScum leader Potato (Hellfire Missile) can choose 13
•SpaceBattles leader The Pacifist Soldier (WarShipper) can choose 42
•GameFAQs leader Ami (Gum) can choose 100
•Practice Race volunteers can choose 00
•Returning vehicles have dibs on their last number if they qualify
•Returning drivers can choose any other numbers


To drive for your forum you must have an account that is 3 months or older.
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Post Post #2  (isolation #1)  » Fri Jun 09, 2017 8:42 pm

Ok, let me see your character sheet.


48 hour local restriction is up so some "out-of-towners" might show up, but I don't expect it..

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Post Post #4  (isolation #2)  » Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:38 am

Nop just post

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Post Post #6  (isolation #3)  » Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:24 pm

#51 Tesla Drone approved.

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Post Post #8  (isolation #4)  » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:20 pm

#54 Hot Thing approved.

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Post Post #9  (isolation #5)  » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:32 am

If I was going to make a quirk, I would have had it so a player that ends on your space takes minor tire damage, and you take tire damage at full speed. (As the ground hasn't had time to melt yet)

What brief word do you recommend I replace tires with?

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Post Post #11  (isolation #6)  » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:16 am

Steering is an ability I mean a component. I might do something like "belly".

Edit:
Maybe "draft".

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Post Post #16  (isolation #7)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:11 am

Well that should be fun. Tone down those stats to 11(....did I just reverse a saying?).

Just edit it.

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Post Post #17  (isolation #8)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:30 am

#59 Potato approved.

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Post Post #20  (isolation #9)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:08 pm

Atleast a few more days.

That said we have 5 locked in, though I'd like to push for 8 if at all possible.

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Post Post #21  (isolation #10)  » Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:16 am

@All

I have a little story chunk on the way. While I'm working on that, know that I'm going to be making visual assets (modest ones have you) of your character and your vehicle. If you would like to post images that reference them that would be great especially fanart as premade material I will try to modify significantly but both are welcome.

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Post Post #22  (isolation #11)  » Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:30 pm

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What the race is, doesn't matter. That would depend upon who you ask.

HOT THING

YOUR CREATOR DIED HERE. WHY DO YOU RACE?

TESLA DRONE, POTATO

YOU ARE NEWCOMERS. WHY DO YOU RACE?

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Post Post #26  (isolation #12)  » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:36 pm

Saturday....

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Post Post #27  (isolation #13)  » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:46 am

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Welcome to the race.

You are about to compete in a cross forum racing competition. This is a mix of point earning and elimination play. If you survive, the game may last up to a couple months. Just, if not more likely, you may be soon destroyed. At which point you will be removed as a competitor but will be welcome to spectate and may even be encouraged to do so.

To keep the total length of the game down you will be encouraged to take your move swiftly. There will be discrete benefits if you can manage to take your turn within 24 hours of my posting each update. Or at least getting your turn in before I make my update.

If you do not manage to take a turn you will move a random number of spaces and otherwise not act. In this game you are only really asked to choose how many spaces you're going to move and who if anyone you will attack or any other very similar action so do try to get your turn in.

I believe you will find this game is quite simple and straightforward. Instructions will be given as necessary and there will not be too many...

Are you ready to die!?

Drivers please enter your vehicle. When you are ready honk your horn!!

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Post Post #31  (isolation #14)  » Sun Jun 25, 2017 3:26 pm

You guys call that a honk!? ...That all y'all got?

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Post Post #33  (isolation #15)  » Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:38 pm

Thus ended Panic Race...

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Post Post #37  (isolation #16)  » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:24 am

Spoiler: Patreon
I do in fact have one. If you're curious, here you go.
An airplane with an orange banner flies over...

In post 28, Felissan wrote:TOOT TOOT


In post 29, Charles510 wrote:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


In post 30, Hellfire Missile wrote:Beep beep I'm a sheep


Charles510 wrote:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Spoiler:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


crazyabe wrote:HONK!!!


crazyabe wrote:HONK!!!


003 wrote:QUACK!


Starver wrote:Image

:cool:


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A referee carrying a large bazooka walks out in front of the cars.

Massive stands on each side of the start line are full of roaring fans. There are a lot of Wheelie supporters, and many Hot Thing supporters. But they are wearing orange hats and carrying big styrofoam wrenches and wrench fidget spinners. There are many fans of past racers aswell.


At this time I will open the first spectator activity. You can choose to support anyone on your forum. The sooner you sign up, the earlier you can build points.
White Team (#51 Tesla Drone)
Yellow Team (#54 Hot Thing)
Brown Team (#59 Potato)

If your racer is eliminated, you can then switch.


To begin, all attacks and specials are forbidden. This turn you won't have them. Next turn you won't have them. Then they will be allowed.

Note, and this is a new feature for these races: You technically are able to cheat... Attack when you're not supposed to, take shortcuts that kind of thing. Within the context of the game. If miner you will receive a warning if too severe you may simply be destroyed in the most crowd-pleasing way possible. Usually spectators will get to use their points to make things even. ;)

Your special is not currently charged. To get it charged you need to move over a red skull space at a speed of 2 or less.

This race shortcuts are forbidden, though it is a minor offense. If you wish to take a shortcut be sure to say so before you land on the fork space. The first time you take a shortcut, you will only receive a warning. Note that even if you do not break any rules, eventually spectators may be able to bring more things to bear on anyone. The longer the race last, the more powerful spectators become. ( You can thank Bay12 for asking for it! )

Note that it is very dangerous to go around a tight corner at high speeds. Tight corners are the ones where the hex that enters them and hex exiting them are touching each other, making a tight "V". Other corners carry no consequences. If you are going faster than three spaces you may crash. This may cause damage and will limit your movement next turn.

When attacks are enabled there will be ranged attacks that can hit up to two spaces away, ramming attacks for those entering the same space, and mines to drop behind you to those entering the space you are leaving.

You may now move up to your engine in spaces, plus up to 2 in additional spaces. You must move at least one space each turn. with your brakes you will be able to slow down their amount, plus optionally 1 more. All vehicles can move up to 5 spaces per turn. All start at C3(checkered flag) and the course proceeds clockwise.

Post your turn in a spoiler marked with your racer number. Do not look at anyone else's...

The referee bends down on one knee, there's a beeping sound heard from his rocket launcher. A smoke trail shoots up. The grey trail spirals up and up. It can be seen the airplane is flying forward right in its' path...

Suddenly there's an explosion but there's massive fireworks...
A massive television clicks on and you can see the pilot in a parachute holding a sign. . .


"GO"

Wreckage from the plane is falling straight for the cars.

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Post Post #41  (isolation #17)  » Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:32 am

Spoiler: Hot Thing
your special is not charged up, this does not have to do with permission. I will assume you drop a mine instead.

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Post Post #44  (isolation #18)  » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:23 am

Under an avalanche of debris, shooting out of the cloud one by one, the vehicles make their escape. The largest fragment nearly crushes Krosas. He hits the gas hard, but before passing Hot Thing she lobs a molten mine down in front of him. It erupts causing him to lose balance! He begins to topple off of his bike, but not before Wheelie slaps down a second mine to send him to oblivion. Airplane shrapnel decisively ends the short chapter on the rider known as Krosas.

A strange, almost electronica whistle blows loudly, being heard far off in all directions and even over the roar of the mad heard of vehicles fighting tooth and claw to get ahead and out of the startzone. Two more riders, one more literal in the term, exit the gate. A black race car swiftly joins the madness. Then taking up the rear, is someone riding a metal ostrich. The judge is after Wheelie.

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The question was asked, "what else" can you do besides move and later, attack?

To fully answer that I need to go into the history of what this game is even before it was a racing game. But the short answer is really anything that makes sense for the world and your characters.

Once upon a time, in a world of war and death, where strange towers and a doomed pit were the backdrop, a place only sustained and balanced by easy come respawns. A world of panic. An arena, a Panic Arena happened.

Anyway something survived. IT. Following, following us here. Oh G̩̫͓̦͎͈͓o͓͎̪̘͙̠͚̥ḏ̭!̠̜̟̲

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Post Post #48  (isolation #19)  » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:58 am

Potato drops a mine right in the center of the pack, but all manage to maneuver by and pay the threat proper heed. In response, the whistle is blown again.

The judge closes in on Wheelie. As the champ looks back the young man on the ostrich gives a casual wave, then fires some kind of device that latches onto Wheelie's monowheel. The judge makes some hand signs.
Penalty. 1 lap. Engine limited. -2.

The device blinks on: "A1"
It doesn't seem that the device actually affects performance.

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Attacks are now permitted.

You remember to charge your special, simply enter a skull space going at a speed of 2 or less.

Since mines are already so popular... Mines detonate if a player ends on the space you started on, or pass over them at a speed greater than 4.

You can ram someone who ends on the same space as you. If they weigh more damage will be lessened. If you weigh more they may crash. You must specify a target.

You can shoot someone one or two spaces away from the space you end on. Except the last two space you exited. You must specify a target and location.


To obtain more mines, repair damage, or seek brief refuge, attacks on C3(checkpoint) are forbidden. You are allowed to stop here and spend up to 2 turns receiving these services. Your mechanics choose what to prioritize(random/spectators). But you can address them out-of-spoiler.

Spectators. Stay tuned...

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Spoiler: #12 WHEELIE
"YEAH, UM, LIKE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CIRCLES, MAN."

In bay 12, Starver wrote:PILOT BIO
"Wheelie" was a stunt motorcyclist, until he tried out a even more unstable machine. A plummy friend of his said "Really?", in his affected manner, and the handle stuck. But never the machine.

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
Light, fast and unstable (or, worse, far too stable at speed) except in the hands of an expert, this is a ride-in motor-monowheel, it's necessarily rugged enough by design to drive but offers few opportunities to add further protection, and forces any direct weaponry to be held precariously and vulnerably out of the sides, whether hand-held or frame-mounted.
Monowheels

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
A twist of the controls, and the wheel projects spikes for added tenacity. On ground or over an enemy, just so long as it doesn't snag stuck, spinning the rider in his seat until the vibrations dislodge it again.

ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 2
ARMOUR 1
SPECIAL 1

S.BUFF
Buff corner handling (or collision damage on 'over'taking?)

S. NERF
double-plus-ungood Nerfed handling on bad roll of the die?

Spoiler: #51 TESLA DRONE
"MY PURPOSE IS TO WIN THE RACE"

In mafia scum, Charles510 wrote:PILOT BIO
The pilot of the Tesla Drone is an AI that is now self aware and paranoid. It thinks that humans are trying to turn it off and therefore all humans must die. It is programmed to win races at all costs and has no value for human lives that get in its way.

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
The vehicle is a Tesla Roadster that is equipped with extra cameras, radars, and lasers that allow for completely autonomous operation.

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
The navigation radars and lasers are powerful enough to be used as a weapon.

ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 0
ARMOR 1
SPECIAL 3

Spoiler: #54 HOT THING
"ONE OF THE ONLY HOBBIES I COULD GO FOR"

In mafia scum, Felissan wrote:PILOT BIO
Hot Thing is a sentient bunch of plasma extracted from a star, contained within a heat-proof space suit. It came to life when a really, really bored engineer tried using it as part of the engine for a racing spider robot, though he eventually made a last-minute design change making it redundant. After hearing of its master's death in his first race, Hot Thing thought it sounded like a lot of fun and came over to Hedith to give it a shot.

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
It's a jet ski. Turns out it actually works pretty well on tarmac when you're able to instantly melt the road just by being close by.

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Using the same method as for driving and cranking it up to 11, Hot Thing can sabotage its current section of the road and make it extremely difficult and/or harmful for more conventional vehicles to drive on for the next couple turns.

ENGINE 3
BRAKES 1
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 1
SPECIAL 3

Spoiler: #59 POTATO
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BAKED POTATO"

In mafia scum, Hellfire Missile wrote:PILOT BIO
Literally a potato, but also can be figuratively a potato
Kawaii potato?

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
May or may not be a potato with a toaster for an engine and potato wheels
May or may not have a potato rail gun attached on the top

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Massive railgun that can two/one shot foes with potatoes traveling near the speed of sound or something
Has a long reload or something like that as it might need some time to cool down

ENGINE 2
BRAKES 1
TIRES 1
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 3
SPECIAL 3

Spoiler: #88 NATAS
"I'V BEN KECKED OUTT'A DRIVIN' EVERY FUCKN' WHERE ELSE"

In bay 12, crazyabe wrote:PILOT BIO
Natas was Kicked out of hell for Avoiding the traffic, Kicked out of heaven for running over too many pedestrians, and Kicked out of Limbo into the mortal world for driving people to heaven and hell.
Natas has Large horns, Red skin, and Four arms. In general he is what you would describe as a "Speed Demon".

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
The Red Devil, A Beautifully designed machine powered by the souls of Emo kids, is big, Black, And Looks to have been made in the 80's by someone Wayyyy to interested in Spikes.

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Demonic repossession: By activating his Fucks Kapacitor, Setting the radio Station to 666.7FM and Raiseing his middle fingers to the sky, he can tear a hole to the underworld, where, thankfully space is roughly reduced to 1/3'd, Allowing him to go thrice as far. the portal remains open for a little while afterwards, but it is not recommended to go through after him as one may come out lacking some parts if their vehicle isn't designed for the demonic realm's rather... Opportunistic Looters.

ENGINE 3
BRAKES 0
TIRES 3
WEIGHT 0
ARMOR 2
SPECIAL 3

Spoiler: #89(Original) KROSAS
"I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN"

In bay 12, Wiiswitch wrote:PILOT BIO
Loves to beat up monstrous dragons with his massive sword. He's mean, crude and wears a black medieval armor with a cape the resembles a dragons wing. Uses his sword on his back for atking. Also use that same sword for shield.
Image 1

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Uses his massive sword attached to his vehicle designed to slice up foes and he can also block all incoming atks such as blasters or in combat using his sword to block the attack.

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
Motorcycle
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ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 3
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 2
SPECIAL 1

Spoiler: #89(Replacement) ZOOM CAGE
"IS IT ALRIGHT IF I JOIN?"

In bay 12, Greatness942 wrote:PILOT BIO
Zoom Cage (real name: Angela Forbes) is a former movie stuntwoman who joined the Skull Speedway for the thrill of it. That, and her unrepentant bloodlust.

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
A standard race-car, painted black and red, with hidden compartments to the sides.

SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
The side panels open up to reveal explosive flechettes, which blow up upon contact with any surface should it land tip first.

ENGINE 3
BREAKS 2
TIRES 1
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 3
SPECIAL 2



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(Todd) Why would anybody do this race twice?

(Jim) His religion. He is a devout of some circular cult. In fact many of his fans see him as a holy man.

(Todd) Some way to bring religion to the masses...

(Jim) He's trying to start a revolution, if I get his angle.

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Post Post #51  (isolation #20)  » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:18 pm

I don't believe it! Three racers charging their special all at once- all in the same place- this is definitely a record. And definitely a deadly cusp.

Wheelie wiffs a shot and Potato's second mine attempt is evaded.

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While it may be strategically beneficial to do it. I ask you do not delay taking your turn intentionally to get the random movement.

If you manage to complete a lap without being skipped at all you gain access to Nitro which you can switch your mines for at the checkpoint.

If you are skipped more than twice each additional time a weak assassin minion will be sent after you. (Up to 2 simultaneous)

Nitro allows you to go a speed of 6. Your risk of crashing around corners is treated like going a speed of 4. You can get more Nitro or swap them for mines at the checkpoint.

To swap back and forth you must complete a lap without your turn being skipped.

To clarify it is possible to attack the checkpoint, but this will be one of the most severe rules to break......


I encourage those watching the race to choose a driver on their forum to support:

White Team
Tesla Drone
(Tesla Roadster)

Yellow Team
Hot Thing
(Lava Jetski)

Brown Team
Potato
(Potato)


Your first opportunity to spend points will be soon...


P.S. If you suspect someone's cheating report it or just wait for it to become obvious, if you feel you're being too predictable use a random number generator before posting your turn. Cheating sucks but it is the only way to actually lose a game. I use the spoiler format for my convenience. And, because I believe this.

P.S.S. There is no way to avoid judgement.



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(Todd) So is there a potato, inside that potato?

(Jim) Sounds like an existential question Todd. Is there a Todd inside the Todd? Are you just hollow? Are you really the driver or are you being driven?

(Todd) That's a starch contrast from what I meant.

(Jim) *Laughs*

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Post Post #54  (isolation #21)  » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:48 pm

Spoiler: 59
I forgot to say this but you don't need to do anything I just wanted to tell you that you are out of mines now.

Actually I should tell you you don't need to charge your canon. But since you seem to want that I will factor it in I hadn't originally done that because it seems you wanted it cool down and reload. The reload is really just grabbing the special and the cool down takes place afterwards. But if you want it to work the way you're mentioning we can.


Updated

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Post Post #56  (isolation #22)  » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:32 pm

Now things are getting strange. Natas rips open a portal to the demon dimension, and far beyond another opens on the course. However he loses control and runs of the parallel "road".
Then a much more local mishap, as Hot Thing spirals off a corner.
Wheelie continues to pepper ahead one shot after another.
The chop- chop- chop- of helicopter blades grow steadily louder...

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Mystery Helicraft
Spectators! Hear that? Something's on the way. You DECIDE what happens next:
A) Send a jet to intercept
B) Allow it to pass
(You can EDIT your vote)

If you have points, you can also:
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Basic Stunts

Unbuckle
OUTSIDE of your turn spoiler, describe your character doing something, ANYTHING that requires them to leave their seat. WARNING: 1/6th chance successful attack will be instantly fatal. ALL your teammates get an extra point! You cannot do this around corners.

Trash Talk
Each round the best trash talker's teammates will all get a point! You cannot win if you won last turn. Must be OUTSIDE your spoiler, and any additional posts will considered.


Aside
I won't be waiting so long for unposted turns now. However I'm suddenly going to be going on a surprise vacation from Sunday to Sunday. While MafiaScum players are probably used to this weekly schedule by now Bay 12 players had been more accustomed to a three or four day period from the previous game. I'm not sure what will happen when I return or who knows if I'm able to be active while I'm gone.


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(Todd) There had been concern about the amount of damage to the course, however upon inspection the crew found the road is actually nicer in Hot Thing's path.

(Jim) That's right Todd. The small rocks of the pavement actually melt down and then resolidify to make a solid flat rock layer.

(Todd) Amazing.

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Post Post #58  (isolation #23)  » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:25 am

Sir, half the controls have become unresponsive. Back up systems are crashing from the load.

Is this that radical group the White Dove?

No. I uh... dropped the device.

.... how soon till a replacement arrives...?

...it uh, could be awhile sir.

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Post Post #60  (isolation #24)  » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:08 pm

Sir, status update. Package is atleast half-way here.

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Post Post #61  (isolation #25)  » Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:32 pm

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Post Post #63  (isolation #26)  » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:56 pm

At this time all players may take a secret action. You successfully arrived at your desired location, but any attack failed. You are unable to attack this turn.

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Post Post #65  (isolation #27)  » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:41 am

(By the looks of things, you are very likely going to be the default champ. Pre-gratz.)

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Post Post #66  (isolation #28)  » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:42 am

(I will PM you if there is any change.)

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Post Post #68  (isolation #29)  » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:52 am

I got bad news champ, several racers have returned.

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Post Post #70  (isolation #30)  » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:15 am

I have decided on a deadline. 5 days from now.

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Post Post #72  (isolation #31)  » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:10 pm

(Hellfire Missile, you are golden.)

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Post Post #74  (isolation #32)  » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:46 pm

"...despite........continues."

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Post Post #75  (isolation #33)  » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:41 pm

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"Hot Thing.....Tesla Drone.....Natas...instantly..."

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Post Post #76  (isolation #34)  » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:01 am

First. I am REALLY surprised at who stuck around.

1 veteran. 1 former boss. 1 newcomer. 1 former ceo.

I suppose the best way to interpret that is that the game has lasting value to old players, new players and people that participated in the side activities.

The two months has passed. By a lot.

Going forward I decided to keep things accountable so that there will be a champion determined in a predictable amount of time, if there is no update for 7 days then the current leader becomes the champion.

While the Panic Race crew have had technical difficulties stay tuned. We're coming back...

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Post Post #78  (isolation #35)  » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:04 pm

Spoiler: I may just jump into the next update before posting the rules review we'll see
(My current device hasn't given me problems. That's why I was astonished that it erased at least 4 hours, and chrome just used a much older version of a document I was typing up... I may just jump into the next update before posting the rules review we'll see...)

(Happened when I was going from a WiFi Zone to back onto my network. It required a refresh, and Bam! Back in time. I keep looking at it and saying to myself "I hadn't even done this part yet" ... "I haven't even done this part yet?" :(
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Post Post #80  (isolation #36)  » Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:25 pm

(the others are all on bay 12 forums)

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Post Post #81  (isolation #37)  » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:16 am

Panic Race : Part 2

*Crowd cheering*

*Propeller blades fading away*

Sir, we're back. We have a visual. There are only 3 drivers left:

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The green marker is Starver, the brown marker is Potato,
and the grey marker is Zoom Cage.

Where are the rest?

If they arn't showing up, they are no longer a part of the competition.

I see... What about the judge?

Unknown. It can be assumed all penalty devices are no longer in effect.

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Post Post #82  (isolation #38)  » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:09 am

I finished Tick 6, and I wasn't satisfied with it.

When I started this race, it was the culmination of everything that came before. I had refined stats to pixel perfect representations paired alongside the map. That is gone, and it is too disheartening to recreate.

There was so much excitement between players and myself, and I believe that is why we are still here.

There was a series of unfortunate events, and my depression at the sheer thought of trying to regain what was lost because of these things and time has passed.

I will ask you one more time, do you want to continue? I will not be able to start us from where we were when we left off...

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Post Post #84  (isolation #39)  » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:53 am

Alright guys, Starver, Hellfire, it's down to you two. What we are gunna do is close up shop. A duel is great, but it should be earned(in combat, not just deep lungs). Potato you say you are up for anything. Starver, you're about the races. Well I now know this. I don't know what tomorrow will bring us. But I know two great guys to keep in mind.

Congrats on making it to the end, champs.

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Post Post #86  (isolation #40)  » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:23 pm

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Panic Race is here for revenge. This will be the biggest crossover yet. Sign ups will remain open until July 2nd.

See the updated first post, for details.

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Post Post #87  (isolation #41)  » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:04 pm

If you think you might be interested but wonder how much participation is required, you are skipped after 3 days, and removed after 3 skips in a row...so 9 days without posting.

You only need to say how many spaces you move. Additionally who to attack and with what weapon.

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Post Post #88  (isolation #42)  » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:06 pm

Need applications folks. Hope MafiaScum will return even with hellfire mia from the forums.

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Post Post #89  (isolation #43)  » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:58 pm

Thanks for your interest and encouragement. Panic Race 2 is cancelled: we do not have enough drivers on all forums. It is hard, really hard to host a cross forum game, and they can fail. Personally I had a ton of fun just putting it together. Here are the 2 drivers we did get. I hope to see them, and more next time. Goodbye MafiaScum.

KitRougard (Bay12)
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TEAM COLOR(FONT): Chrome
NAME: Khrom O'Toole
PILOT BIO: "Well, I got tired of waiting for my match on Iron Gladiator, but then I heard of this, so I threw money at my engineers to make the Gladius into a vehicle."

VEHICLE NAME: Gladius-Delta
VEHICLE SIZE: Massive
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION: A massive vehicle that looks modeled after the ancient Romans' chariots, but WAY shinier.

ENGINE: 2
BRAKES: 1
TIRES: 1
ARMOR: 3
SPECIAL: 2

SPECIAL NAME: Reflective Finish
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION: JESUS THAT MACHINE HAS SOME CHROME! By the sheer power of reflective metal, all attacks directed at it just bounce off.

SPECIAL BUFF: INVINCIBILITY!
SPECIAL NERF: Duration (Exactly one turn), Timing (If no one shoots, oh well, wasted special), Damage (Might get an accidental reflection hit, but credit goes to the originating driver).


Tyrant Leviathan (Bay12)
Rick Laserfist:

Rider:Big dumb doofus of a super hero, who can punch out lasers.

Ride: A sweet custom fitted walker, bug style.

Stats:
Engine: 3
Brakes:1
Wheels:1
Armor: 2
Special: 2 (Punch! Laser punch!)


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