TBD Mafia 2 [game over]

[drealmerz7]

I will not be disclosing any questions I submit

and to re-iterate from the signup thread

I will not be divulging any of my answers to the questions

I almost reduced my influence number to get a lower average, damnit, I knew I should have - 4 is fucking nuts

BUTHEYLETSHAVEFUNOKAYALISAE?

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ftr I hold it against mel brooks for never making that sequel!!

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This is strange game game

you should definitely check out the first

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there's a lot of sources saying that there's a strong possibility that it'll happen soon because the sequels have increased interest in

Star Wars

-related content in general!!! don't lose hope!

John Candy is dead

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Bill & Ted's Righteous Excursion

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@xyzzy - which way would you have rounded if the average came to exactly .5 of any number (2.5, 3.5, 4.5) do you round up or down?!

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I WILL SAY:

I'm loving these questions I'm coming up with!! BOOYA

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yes

VOTE: alisae

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ohellno

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I say everyone should be given death proof

I already have a copy of this movie on my HD, but thanks!

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when I first heard about the movie I was like "how is this going to be good or interesting at all? it just sounds like a super-simple way to get some shock value on the screen"

but, ya know, Kurt Russell was in it, so I checked it out eventually

ohman, it's so good - simple, yes, but of course it doesn't need to be complex to be well done and do what it wants to do

dark and twisted, tense and fun

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ohno, dee, did you get poison ivy on your face? owwie ):

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*notifies alisae this is not a Upick*

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sedrfthgyjkhulij;okjihuyukcdrjftkguihojihmxg

after hours of work I've determined this is not a code

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lies!!!

never a sheep!

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19v1

I knew it

actually co-modded a game once that was 11v1

town lynched the SK D1

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been in one of those before

4v4v4v4, actually

great game

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I love that sort of mod-fuckery

reminds me, I have a game in the works that takes place at a law enforcement convention where, at least flavorwise (not going to tell more than is okay because it is going to be a closed theme game), most of the characters are some sort of law enforcement (flavor in my theme games can play a role in meaning, so, I'm looking forward to all the talk about what kind of "cop" everyone is)

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*gives vaxkiller a dayvig*

daykill vaxkiller

there you go

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please please please please please please please make me scum

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I don't think yes/no questions constitute multiple choice questions ?

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if you want to go by that logic I could have submitted 4 questions with multiple essays written as the responses to choose from...I don't think it cuts it

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yes, but I don't think he'd appreciate such a submission

I guess I should figure that yes/no will be accepted as multiple choice

but, eeesh, that seems so boring

I guess everyone is going to know that any yes/no answers were not submitted by me, OHWELL!

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I doubt highly that it matters who submitted what, but I like to be secretive for this sort of thing!

this game is a covert op

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I submitted my questions but I should have added one about asking for a penalty if someone posts 3 times in a row.

that's a great one!

Q.) Players should be penalized if they:

a. post more than 3 times in a row
b. have more posts than anyone else by 33%
c. are the only player to post on a page
d. omgus vote more than once

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C is covered by a tho

but you can only pick 1

if you don't think someone should be penalized for posting 3 times in a row, then you don't pick a.

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*makes alisae some relaxing tea*

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aww, you flirt!

*kisses slysly passionately*

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*blushes at the immensity of his own arousal*

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from your own supply I hope? unwashed I hope?

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keiser

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kaiser, rather

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I figure a lot of people submitted questions like that and it'll get accumulated into a nice comprehensive question

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cracking up

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What the fuck are these questions hello?

tangerine

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Hey guys what were your favorite questions

42. do you enjoy playing as town most, mafia most, or third party most? *
town
mafia

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46. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

when asking charles this becomes:

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, chuck?

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shouldn't that be:

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

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the only reason I know what a powderpuff girl is is because this woman had them on her panties once...

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that'd be powderruff girls

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banging

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pt

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I can only hope

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Hey guys what were your favorite questions

what about YOURs?

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no lynch, right?

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we're all going to roll neutral 1-shot vigilantes

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NO!!! YOU WEREN'T!! NOW IT'S ALL RUINED!

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*sobs uncontrollably*

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I'm playing with myself

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nah, there's a few that stayed to watch

I won't name names (alisae)

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my baseball bat brings all the girls to the field

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how so desperately I want to change that to "women"

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VOTE: xyzzy

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I made pizza!!!

AND IT'S ALL MINE

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I'd actually share if I could

I made 2 big pizzas, with jalapenos (from the garden), bacon, and sausage

100% organic, dough from scratch

not as from scratch as I get sometimes - sometimes I have a sourdough starter and make my own sauce and cheese

this is with yeast and storebought sauce and cheese, once winter comes I'll fire up the stove and cook down a couple dozen gallons of tomatoes and make sauce and can it

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I mean to get a sourdough starter going soon, just been a bit overwhelmed

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/render gingie

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some Action Man for ActionDan



*nevertooearlytopocketattempt*

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Nahdia had a that mechanic in Trial of the Evoker

maybe everyone gets a BP to go with their vig shot

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already working on it shsshhhhh

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if you're ever attacked by a group of clowns...

go straight for the juggler

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*gives eddie some dice*

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*gives eddie more dice*

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dunno why it says blowjob...

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I'm guessing Irene is some sort of weather event and not your significant other

be safe

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alisae, we can just lynch you D1 okay?

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ohshit

you know what I raelized last night as I was falling asleep but then forgot until just now

we are in control of this game, maybe we need to give xyzzy a prompt to start the game

GO AHEAD AND START THE GAME, xyzzy, you have our permission!

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really though I understand working on a good setup can take some time, no rush from me at all

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you okay passing to me, slysly?

can we have peace!?!

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fucking love Hellsing

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don't think so, but which is the abridged? I watched it before they came out with "Ultimate" whatever that means

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oh I understand now...

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I don't really though that was sarcasm!

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you're going to have to sell me on it, otherwise it looks like a *pass*

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So I'm totally 100% saying that it's the highest quality content you can find.

I guess I just don't care about parodies that much

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pt

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no rush, xyzzy!

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pt

btw this is my trolling ircher

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d

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I never poked a man I didn't like

wait...

I never poked a man

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check it, this town's going to wreck it.
restricted but never convicted.
I'm a sonnet-typing, epic drama-writing powerhouse globe-trotter.
check the blotter:
a literary father gone farther, a poetic saint with MSpaint.
don't bother with me, it'll become plain to see thanks to xyz
with few left I'll still be the best
hands down and no clowning.

for now, it's a synch VOTE: no lynch

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VOTE: vecna

Oh shit I'm town nvm

VOTE: Not mafia

Whilst thou explaineth to me what difference it maketh that thou are town to whom you place a vote?

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i'm okay with anyone that wants to dayvig d7

fool, don't be a tool
I'm restricted, it was predicted

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have no fear in the shakespearean

when I want to be quaint, I'll use MSpaint

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for now it's couplets with rhythm and style
with a bit of prose if I go the extra mile

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dreamlz, why aren't all of your letters different colors?

clearly it is not required
too bad if that is what you desired
I'm pretty sure I made my restrictions clear
restricted to MSpaint and shakespeare

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dayvig Mulch

I think that's only available on D3.

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on twitch, slysly
check out: that1guy
he's live, I think it'll jive

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I doth protest much

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players, why do you premature claim?
to do so is nonsense and lame

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How's it going Dreal?

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VOTE: drean

Found the day 1 lynch

why did you think I should die?
were my rhymes, to you, not fly?

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brushing and cleansing is overrated
it's what goes in that should be regulated
refined sugars in so many forms
junk food and root canals become the norms
fluoride is poison and listerine kills good bacteria
simply eat healthily and eliminate dental hysteria

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VOTE: lycanfire

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I've obtained the permission
to make this kind of submission

@mod is Toby in this game?

votecount 1.03

1 player voting for Toby Determined (Lycanfire)
1 player voting for (Toby Determined)

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VOTE: Toby Determined

Probably an alt provided to a player in the game who is probably not town. This can be a thing I guess.

wherefore dost thou think it probably not town?

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Also in light of my announcement;

Id like everyone to publicly state what they answered to the question that asked:

What should the scumteam be called?

Faillure to provide this information will result in a witch-hunt of epic proportions.

Lying will result in getting lynched. Ill be able to tell.

you don't just make demands like this as a teammate
elaborate how it will help gamesolve or I'll abate
for all I know it could just help scum manipulate
comply with this in a sensible way
and perhaps you'll have my answer today
I told pre-game I would not comply
and if threats are all you've got, goodbye

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dreal why

DO YOU WANNA GO SON

I was already suspecting it was an assist mod controlled thing
and when this post was made my brain went *ding ding ding*
possibly also controlled by Ircher too
but my paint skills are far from paint-fu

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that's all good and swell
but how will you be able to tell?

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your posting so far gives me pause
faith is not something I give to much
if you're scum it could hurt the cause
if you're town I know you could be clutch
but I am wary to divulge with ease
perhaps when more give, I'll appease

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considerable power

why would you say something like this?
can't you see how it'd strikes me amiss?

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what if you're scum and you were told :
the one who named your team rolled _____

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mafia is not a game of faith

there's a player named wraith

he's not in this game
but I used his name

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that does not bode well
vecna gonna give you hell

couplets suck
but what the fuck

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foolish to think the questionnairre encompassed all
to think as such will be a downfall
I never said "I believe it to be this"
again your posts strike me amiss

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there's lots of content, read it, fools
or else I'll be challenging you to duels

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what did you answer?
was it "cancer" ?

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This game doth include many players, please tryeth to maketh a singular post, naught multiples

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that is conceivable
and believable

NAI
aye

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are you saying I'm making the trouble or that MM is in response to me?
another sentence with syllables and words so I can make a couplet, see?

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it's a weak thing to think is scum motivated
clearly any issue of it was quickly abated

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vecna, don't be a ghost
answer this post:

what did you answer?
was it "cancer" ?

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the devil was an angel
how's that tickle your dangle?

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what about the role makes you not trust?
explain yourself in more depth, you must

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dayvig Mulch

I think that's only

available on D3

.

I think that's only available on D3. [/b]

Ah, but who will get to do it

D3

Prob not me

Sorry- a Town Wish Granter

14th Degree Backup Dayvig

One-Shot Bulletproof Compulsive Bodyguard

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given the way Mulch has claimed his role, I don't have much confidence in him being town period.

I must implore
that you explain more

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VOTE: bulbazak

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I'm clearly so fucking town
and all you scourges are going down

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why not?
what you got?
state your case
or get outta my face

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also, not trying to be rude
I just have to rhyme, dude

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lest I speaketh like this, tis an option
but couplets art easier

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why not?
what you got?
state your case
or get outta my face

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Cases are for chumps.

I'm looking for your reasons
now get to the appeasin's

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to play the fucking game
don't be lame

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it's just as much about you as it is about me
I can only express so much, see
why do you think I'm scum
quit playing dumb

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squirming? what the fuck are you talking about?
if anyone is doing that it's you, unable to dish it out
ahhh, you're just terribad
yaahhh, this playerlist is very sad

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how doth one back off me when they never cameth at me?

that is a question

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bulbazak gives lycan the horror f'r not addressing his issues
but pri'r to yond that gent refuses to addresseth his stance on me at all

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Your turn

I divulged in a prior post this answer
subtle but clear, like a tiny dancer

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learn to play mafia please
holyfucking geez

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bulbazak is scum
who thinks it's cute to play dum
terrible trash I can't believe
blacklisting he should receive

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the amount of terrible
is nearly unbearable

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can we not?

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mistakes
headaches
earthquakes
clambakes

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you shouldn't need to be asked
reasons for a read shouldn't be masked
it's what scum do when they don't know how to play
tiresome trolls, every single day

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You're assuming I don't know how to play. It's a bad assumption.

nay, i'm using the evidence did present bef're me

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multiball
ya'll

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I findeth t likely and scum belike already is acknown so i did want to bringeth t to the rest of town's mind

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wow, you're just bad
no assumption needs to be had

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1.) low activity for 20 players
2.) associations in layers
3.) the question as dee said
4.) vigilante potential is many dead

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quit thinking this game is even close to standard
level 4 with craziness is how it's been pandered

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Prove it

Mine previous thought twas that it twas quite clear we doth had a double voter...

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The James Gang, of course SlySly!
Eagles are one of my favorite bands, so I know that guy

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slysly, bulbazak is doing the same sort of scum-trolling that shaziro did to me in strahd
he thinks he found an easy target to agitate and prod
I'm glad I'm post restricted or I'd possibly be fighting with him more
his inability to play scum without being a troll, I abhor

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uhhh, so? that's not what mattered
I think you're scum who scattered
lycan I still have as likely scum too
he's my number 2, after you

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well know that your method got you SR by me
it's not something you're going to shake very easily

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explain, mulch
or I throw you in a gulch

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I get kneejerked scumread all the time. Then scum jump on. I use my wagon to sort people and PoE scum later on in the game.

interesting, same here and me too
but our methods are different, phewwww
my read on you isn't kneejerk, however
it'll be interesting to see this endeavor

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wherefore wouldst thee coequal risketh potentially harmful consequences of a lynch at this pointeth in the game?

unless thou art scum

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I say just let the vig shoot him D3
is how I'd handle it if up to me

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what kind of shit-fest as mafia become

it's a disaster, truly sad,
fight against it there's progress to be had

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when someone replaces in, they receive a copy of their predecessor's questionnaire questions and their questionnaire answers.

also, I just woke up, so votecount coming once I'm more awake.

proof of mod lies perhaps?
or maybe he's taking naps?

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information revealed early is always more likely to help scum
best to just play mafia, scum hunt, and keep role talk and such to a minimum

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snarky, we knoweth what thee wanteth nay needeth to keepeth repeating t

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that might be 1 question to talk about how we answered that will help town
divulging if we wanted the mod to be able to lie or not, everyone down?

I said "no"
you all, go

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what people wanted the scumteam to be called

didst thou spoteth mine own dropeth?

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a most wondrous remedy f'r a sinus infection (as well as many oth'r sicknesses) is fireth cid'r fire cider

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Mod lies are definitely active, I can confirm

then confirm it, please
scum are a disease

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ummm, nope, I see no confirmation anywhere
are you sure you're using the right word there?

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I'm IC and I know for a fact there are mod lies

thee "knowing f'r a fact" does not equal confirmation

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It does

nay t doesn't holy fucking the horror
learneth what w'rds cullionly prithee

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Hey Drealz! I could use some help with Lycan.

bid me wherefore thee bethink that gent's scum

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Disagree

irrelevant

behold up the fucking w'rd

thou art using t inc'rrectly

Don't you think he's scum?

irrelevant to mine own posteth

Mod lies are definitely active, I can confirm

then confirm t if 't be true thee can confirm t

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Don't you think he's scum?

irrelevant to mine own posteth

It's very relevant.

thy reasons f'r bethinking his scum art influenc'd by wherefore i bethink that gent's scum?

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th're isn't coequal a discussion happening

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I already hath said that gent's mine own #2 likeliest scum aft'r thee

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and thy ability to und'rstand mafia shows m're of its sh'rtcomings

if 't be true i w'ren't posteth restrict'd p'rhaps i couldst pray pardon me t to thee, but t's sore enow as t is

simply, one SR doesn't exclude anoth'r SR at this stage of the game

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no, look up "proven" and "confirmation" please
we're on the internet, you can do it with ease

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because those gents're not proven 'r confirm'd

which is wherefore i urge thee to behold up those w'rds meanings

vax, 'r those gents couldst beest on diff'rent scum teams, too

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bulb, learneth the defintion of the w'rd "could"

grant you mercy

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because those gents're not proven 'r confirm'd

which is wherefore i urge thee to behold up those w'rds meanings

vax, 'r those gents couldst beest on diff'rent scum teams, too

I'm conftown and I confirmed it

again, behold up the fucking defintion of the word 'confirm' - thee haven't confirm'd the horror!!!

on top of yond, if 't be true the mod lies, the "not_mafia is town" couldst beest a fucking forswear

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how can people not remember the answers to the questionnairre?

I don't know that I'm really believing that there

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join on bulbazak
help lynch that scumsack

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Can we move this justice wagon over to Eddie btw

most w'rthless doest not equal scummiest, pref'r scummiest on D1

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plus i wast letting that gent bethink that gent wast pocketing me f'r a did bite longeth'r

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bulb, parteth of playing mafia is sharing thy s'rtings; t's a team game, t doesn't matt'r how much thee've figur'd aught out if 't be true thee can't showeth oth'rs how/why

thy refusal to doth so is much m're likely scum motivation than town

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nay, I agreeth that participations t' this point art naught heavy on the weight of scum or town, more content est required

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@Eddie: Also, pay attention to how she shifts over the next couple of days.

Just going to hot drop the reads I have so far. Snarky, Sly, Vecna, Mario, and Dan are all town. Dreal is likely town as well, although if we do get confirmation of multiball, I'll need to revisit this. I think Eddie might be town here, but only because I think he chose town on the survey to increase the odds that we'd land the same alignment. I believe he knew that I was really not interested in playing scum this game. Same deal for Alisae. I know from Day and Night that she doesn't really like scum, so I think she opted for town or some sort of survivor role here. I also think Mastina is probably town, mainly due to the way she entered the game. I don't think she'd deal with the questionarre in the same way as scum. She'd be displaying more confidence, and it's apparent that she has no idea what to do with the information she's got. I might need to reevaluate later, because this is Mastina we're talking about, but I'm feeling pretty confident here. I'm leaning town on Midget and Dunker. They're both almost there, but I want to see more. Mulch is also likely town, but he's a good vig or policy target, and like I said, how he's claimed doesn't sit well with me. My strongest scumread is Chickadee. Everyone else I'm still working on.

this is a bunch of empty nothing
pretending to be something

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why is he here

that is to be determined...duhhh
probably also his alignment, yessuh

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*theorizes some more*
tobe = possibly a recruitable traitor

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not so much effort to rhyme
but it still takes up some time

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t couldst beest what is "to beest det'rmined"

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wow, bulb, thou art truly t'rrible and just full of the horror
I didst asketh thee wherefore thou art SRing me, I didst asketh thee wherefore thou SR others, thee did refuse to engage, multiple times

just wend kicketh the bucket already

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I wanteth to knoweth how someone hast been on the site f'r 5 years sucks so t'rribly at the most basic aspects of the game

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I cullionly, t's cleareth that gent's just scum yond hast nay idea how to beest scum
but t's so fucking painful to tryeth to engage with, how doest anyone beareth t?
t's liketh "ohhey, i'm scum, i'll beest a trolling dickbag and sore because i knoweth not what else to doth!"

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2 days, folks
*pokes pokes pokes*
consolidate or make a push for your preferred wagon
there's no need for any of this to drag on

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I still see no reasons why
why do you want to kill that guy?
seems reckless and bad
what advantages are to be had?

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He is openly trolling.

and thee bethink scum wouldst doth yond, wherefore? f'r the wifom?
I bethink most wondrous to just vig that gent D3 and ign're that gent oth'rwise

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then you're not one
SON

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why is vecna wagon a thing?
what are people's reasons SRing?

liketh those gents seeth mastina on th're with doublevotes and knoweth the lady's not going to beest 'back at t' with expediency so those gents're trying f'r an alt'rnative wagon to lycan since that gent as an alt'rnate to bulba didn't w'rk

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1.) Ginngie, is there a reason you're not listed as a voter?

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2.) I'm sheeping Snarky so he can actually confirm something.

VOTE: Toby Determined

1.) gen'rally in unusual 'r bastard games oft the mod and assistant mods art votable, but has't nay vote
2.) I trusteth not Snarky enow f'r this at this pointeth, v'ry well couldst just beest scum yond wanteth to useth the situation as an advantage, possibly hoping toby doesn't flip gleek'r (I wouldn't beest surpris'd if 't be true that gent's not gleek'r but eke yond Snarky doesn't has't the info that gent hast claim'd to), I bethink not t gets us anywh're with Snarky eith'r way with any assuredness, and is m're likely a dang'rous lynch