ITT: Inconsequential Crap

Looker · Post Post #18 (isolation #0) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:57 pm

Anything that pokes is male.

Looker · Post Post #19 (isolation #1) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:05 pm

And I wanna talk about something; I just don't know what.

Looker · Post Post #43 (isolation #2) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:42 am

So are they having sex?

Looker · Post Post #45 (isolation #3) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:00 pm

The sides of the head are also sensitive, so be gentle.

Looker · Post Post #54 (isolation #4) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:00 pm

It would've looked better as Yoshimitsu.

Looker · Post Post #61 (isolation #5) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:21 pm

I'm slightly annoyed no one has mentioned the sexiness that is Hwoarang.

Looker · Post Post #64 (isolation #6) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:28 am

Mokujin is female, it says so in the book.

Looker · Post Post #66 (isolation #7) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:42 am

It has a soul.

Looker · Post Post #68 (isolation #8) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:53 am

No. No it does not.

Looker · Post Post #72 (isolation #9) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:41 am

Well, Inka Dinka Doo says...

Looker · Post Post #82 (isolation #10) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:05 pm

We just can't stay on topic, can we?

Looker · Post Post #143 (isolation #11) » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:38 pm

Dang, I missed the Crusades.

Looker · Post Post #151 (isolation #12) » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:36 pm

I bet your breath stinks.

Looker · Post Post #153 (isolation #13) » Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:28 pm

No, no, the drunk guy.

Looker · Post Post #174 (isolation #14) » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:02 pm

It's a trick; he's in your mind, man.

Looker · Post Post #447 (isolation #15) » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:38 pm

bullshit

Looker · Post Post #449 (isolation #16) » Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:02 pm

O yeah? Well your signature has a double negative in it that renders its last clause useless! So ha!

Looker · Post Post #868 (isolation #17) » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:31 am

Yeah, so I'm officially only alive out of curiosity...once intrigue is gone, so am I.

Looker · Post Post #872 (isolation #18) » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:36 pm

Never mind, was bored, got a girlfriend, now I'm good.

Looker · Post Post #875 (isolation #19) » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:02 pm

...swap...keyboards...

Hopefully, they're the USB type so you can do it easily and with as little hassle as possible.

Looker · Post Post #878 (isolation #20) » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:56 pm

@Flay: The party was at our office.

Looker · Post Post #881 (isolation #21) » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:59 pm

...it...it burns...

Looker · Post Post #883 (isolation #22) » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:13 pm

<--- is not the tubby fellow who defecated the keyboard

Looker · Post Post #887 (isolation #23) » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:48 am

Spoiler: Inconsequential Crap

Looker · Post Post #890 (isolation #24) » Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:05 pm

Talented sex is sex.

If we're picking teams, do you pick the sex kitten or the skilled survivor?
The porn star or the gunslinger?
Ejaculation or survival?
Delusion or victory?

Looker · Post Post #892 (isolation #25) » Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:23 am

Wow...it all makes sense now. I get it. Thanks.

Looker · Post Post #899 (isolation #26) » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:20 pm

Tell her to bulk up, grow some support for them puppies.

Looker · Post Post #925 (isolation #27) » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:37 pm

What explosion

Looker · Post Post #937 (isolation #28) » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:52 pm

I just keep watching that

Looker · Post Post #941 (isolation #29) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:16 pm

My ideal man is Japanese. Not regular Japanese, though, but that white Japanese they put in all their cartoons. O, and he has to have blue hair.

Looker · Post Post #954 (isolation #30) » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:48 am

Religion

Looker · Post Post #958 (isolation #31) » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:14 pm

Spoiler: Racist bullshit that I chuckled at

Looker · Post Post #964 (isolation #32) » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:21 pm

That's probably because I was only focusing on the first two - the second two I just tacked on like 'wat the hell'. I found the first two hilarious the first time I saw them.

Looker · Post Post #969 (isolation #33) » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:21 pm

Pom, I want to lick your avatar; it looks hallucinogenic.

Looker · Post Post #971 (isolation #34) » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:52 pm

Looker · Post Post #973 (isolation #35) » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:02 pm

I actually like

you

, Battousai; your rapier wit and uncanny observations make for a very impressive package of man...meat.

Looker · Post Post #975 (isolation #36) » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:23 pm

Looker · Post Post #984 (isolation #37) » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:18 pm

#8 and #9? Where's this list?

Looker · Post Post #989 (isolation #38) » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:26 pm

My mom and I do that sometime, but not anyone else that I know of.

Looker · Post Post #993 (isolation #39) » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:34 pm

Easy, just spit it out and then, when they're about to react, you shoot to Oprah.

Oprah! Quick! Distraction!

Looker · Post Post #1038 (isolation #40) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:29 am

Virginia is fuckin cold.

Looker · Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:14 am

He kills his family for Obama

Looker · Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:30 am

I don't think touching on kids should be so celebrated. Granted, it feels great, but let's not make a show out of it.

Looker · Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:02 am

Peanut butter and crickets

Looker · Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:00 am

Boys? Whadda ya need boys for? You have a little sister

right there!

Looker · Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:53 am

If that is of your own deduction, I have newfound respect for you. If not, point me to your source.

Looker · Post Post #1267 (isolation #46) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:23 pm

Source

Looker · Post Post #1269 (isolation #47) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:42 pm

It's not blindingly obvious that it's of your own creation.

Looker · Post Post #1407 (isolation #48) » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:42 am

Your life.

Looker · Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:00 pm

I took a shit in a shoe.

Looker · Post Post #2582 (isolation #50) » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:34 pm

In post 2580, noraaa wrote:why a shoe, of all places? Unless it was for revenge..

It was the only thing handy that I could throw.

Looker · Post Post #3254 (isolation #51) » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:00 am

Foreskin.

Looker · Post Post #3255 (isolation #52) » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:00 am

Anyway, uh...your life.

Looker · Post Post #3277 (isolation #53) » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:57 am

Knock knock. Who's there? Syphilis.

Looker · Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:04 am

You have no idea.

Looker · Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:53 am

Does another man having syphilis really bear consequence on your life? I don't think so.

Looker · Post Post #3284 (isolation #56) » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:23 pm

But...but...

Looker · Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:38 am

You can drink vodka through your ass.

Looker · Post Post #3296 (isolation #58) » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:31 pm

I disagree. I have no idea what you're talking about and refuse to Google it, but I disagree.

Looker · Post Post #3300 (isolation #59) » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:39 am

My family and I liked to sit around watching that shit, that American Ninjer Warrior.

Looker · Post Post #3409 (isolation #60) » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:16 pm

Couldn't get it up for the prostitute. Grandma just wasted $20 bucks.

Looker · Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:38 pm

Newfound respect for pregnant women. I was constipated for three days and wanted to kill myself. Can't imagine going for nine months.

Looker · Post Post #3523 (isolation #62) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:24 am

Jesus Christ. That bird was scared shitless.

Looker · Post Post #3528 (isolation #63) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:42 pm

Some girls will be mean no matter what you do.

Looker · Post Post #3556 (isolation #64) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:54 am

Looks like someone's going to die.

Looker · Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:22 am

Sometimes, I hide apples.

Looker · Post Post #4915 (isolation #66) » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:06 am

Everything.