Micro 751: Jungle of Bullshit Blitz [Endgame]

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Who's town with me

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Perhaps you're the scum for thinking that our username has no meaning

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Only a fool who thinks that our name is unintentional would call our name unintuitive

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

L-1 vote before everyone has had the chance to post.
Nice. nice.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I mean, there are 3 scums in this game.
What else did you expect?

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Scum will never end the day with a quicklynch unless they are group of idiots because the moment they do that two of them get shot immediately.

Plus

The more Town that vote, the less of them that are needed to do so.

This AWFULLY sounds like you assumed that there are more than one town other than supposedly yourself.
If you're town, there really should be only one more town other than you, which then you wouldn't word what you just said this way.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I'm ready to end the day

VOTE: myself

Someone hammer me

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

ez game

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I think that's a mite pedantic. I'm speaking in general terms there for the sake of clarity.

lol "pedantic"
There is literally more scum than town in this game.
Any minor things will be very telling since it's more likely to come from scum than town.
Plus, tells like these are actually very strong.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Do you want to hear one more thing?
Because there are only two town in this game, scum really wanys to be on town's good side because there are not much places to hide.

And look at what you're doing right now, being overly friendly and stating the obvious in attempt to get townpoint.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Unvote yourself right now.

Even if you Are town and think you have this game solved, one wrong shot and it's Game Over. You should be voting for scum not begging for them to hammer you.

You do realize that town only has two votes out of five, yes? Lynching scum Day 1 is nigh impossible unless they decide to bus.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Hammer me and find out.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

If you're scum, I assure you I will GLADLY hammer you later.

Oh I assure you I'm town.
And I

WILL

riddle you will bullets whenever I am lynched.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

RR and Kelbris

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Y'all start with crossvote kthx

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Dunker, give me a good reason why I shouldn't vote you right now.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I mean, Radical Rat was scumreading me, the confirmed town now, so he would have had to townread one of his partner.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

kelbris was an obvious scum from his two posts so RR had to bus him too.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Hmm, actually let's do something fun.

Both of you, try to do a post-by-post-case on each other. It shouldn't take that much time since sheep only has 11 posts and dunker only has 4.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I have a better idea
As you can see I am on vla so it will come after dinner

So how's that dinner going?

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Was that your "better idea?"

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

VOTE: sheep

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

What's more bullshit was that I rolled town when there are only 40% of rolling one.