Mini 1958: Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia 3 (Fin)

[Sergtacos]

I AM A REAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sergtacos]

I should be confirmed town now

[Sergtacos]

First!
VOTE: Archwing

VOTE: Archwing

Why did you vote yourself? RVS?

[Sergtacos]

Hey all.

VOTE: Boring

This aint boring

You're boring.

[Sergtacos]

Hi guys I'm essentially a miller

I don't like this

When will people stop with the fucking miller claims?

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: tacos

You’re not a real boy, you’re a damn taco.

I like this.

[Sergtacos]

The reason why I posted that gif and said im a real boy is because im supposed to apparently. If this is a PR then thats just wtf.

[Sergtacos]

I honestly expected maybe every TOWN with no actual action will have a small role, like mine. I have to post "I'm a real boy" as soon as possible. Can anyone confirm that TOWN has a mini small role that wont affect the game because otherwise if no town confirm this then my PR is shit.

[Sergtacos]

Klazam, know what I just figured out? Thats a bad idea ^

[Sergtacos]

If my theory is correct that town have mini roles or something other than a PR, then if they claim they have mini roles, then that leaves the PR unspoken and scum can night kill them. lol but curious, would scum actually claim they have a mini role or some shit? But pretty sure scum would wait until if the theory is correct at least to be able to do that otherwise they would look like a fool. So... now that brings us to, should we lynch the non mini role claims or the ones that joined the mini role claims late?

[Sergtacos]

Hi guys I'm essentially a miller

I don't like this

When will people stop with the fucking miller claims?

What's bad about it? It let's cop know not to investigate me, so we don't out the cop and kill a townie in one go.

Then we should lynch you. Policy lynch. Just to be safe.

[Sergtacos]

If my theory is correct that town have mini roles or something other than a PR, then if they claim they have mini roles, then that leaves the PR unspoken and scum can night kill them. lol but curious, would scum actually claim they have a mini role or some shit? But pretty sure scum would wait until if the theory is correct at least to be able to do that otherwise they would look like a fool. So... now that brings us to, should we lynch the non mini role claims or the ones that joined the mini role claims late?

Thats all if my theory is correct.

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: chickadee I want my vote to stay here though.

Why not on snowman?

[Sergtacos]

WHERE'S MY FROSTY?!!?!?

[Sergtacos]

Hi!

Vote: Klazam

perfect

VOTE: Klazam

ALL ABOARD THE KLAZAM WAGON!!!!

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: Archwing

vote klazam please

[Sergtacos]

smeep meep

[Sergtacos]

keep going

[Sergtacos]

can you speak anything else besides the spam?

[Sergtacos]

FUCKING HAMMER HIM JESUS CHRIST

[Sergtacos]

i mean lynch but u get the idea

[Sergtacos]

on a second thought, lets keep him

UNVOTE: Klazam

[Sergtacos]

dont lynch his ass

[Sergtacos]

And i get locked out LOL

how?

[Sergtacos]

just to spite you I'm not lynching you

Sure.

OH SHIT VONFLARE, HE CALLED YOU A CHICKEN!!

[Sergtacos]

I have a theory. If he's somewhat a jester, do you think he might know who is what? Like a tree stump jester?

Let's follow his vote order. If we hit scum, then lets continue until we hit town, then lets lynch the last one and the one in the middle. If our first hit was town, lets lynch the last person and if that person is town, *flips table*

[Sergtacos]

HOW TO GET RID OF KLAZAM'S IMAGE SPAM

don't lynch this guy ever.

[Sergtacos]

I have a theory. If he's somewhat a jester, do you think he might know who is what? Like a tree stump jester?

Let's follow his vote order. If we hit scum, then lets continue until we hit town, then lets lynch the last one and the one in the middle. If our first hit was town, lets lynch the last person and if that person is town, *flips table*

Nah. Was selected in a completely random order.

But no objection towards knowing who is what.

[Sergtacos]

Hey, where the pics at?

[Sergtacos]

you could have played as a normal jester, been mildly scummy and eventually gotten lynched, and said "haha! Im a jester! fooled you all! muahahaha!" and everyone would have been like "welp, he got us! good job klaz!"

but no, instead you had to shit up the thread with your spam and hold the whole game hostage.

LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!

[Sergtacos]

How do you like being a jester, klazam?

[Sergtacos]

Wait a min.... what if you're lying....

[Sergtacos]

fuck it, lets lynch him

[Sergtacos]

let's wait until dav gets back before we lynch klaz. hopefully davsto will force-replace or modkill him

I have 'don't be a jerk' as a rule in the games I mod for just such a situation

Agreed.

[Sergtacos]

Dont replace out, anyone.

oh, I wouldn't dream of subjecting anyone to this.

my role is I can kill myself at any time by PMing the mod and I'm strongly considering using it.

lmfaooooo

[Sergtacos]

Rules

1) Always play to your win condition.
11) Have fun!

I'm good on both counts.

xD

[Sergtacos]

whats the hold up klazam?!?

[Sergtacos]

SPAM BITCH SPAM!!!!1

[Sergtacos]

Oh fuck. i fucked up a pagetop again.

here we GOOOO

[Sergtacos]

If the game hits night without me being lynched, i lose

so you're a day 1 jester only?

quick, everyone, quicklynch someone. I'd even allow it to be me, if that would end the day and cause klazam to lose.

lmao

[Sergtacos]

KLAZMAGEDDEON STARTS NOW

I am a jester. Whoever hammers me incurs HEAVY penalties for their faction. Whoever kills me in another way... DIES.

The only way for you to stop the spam, and keep the game thread readable.... IS TO LYNCH ME.

HERE WE GO!


(This is why jesters have no place in mafia)

[Sergtacos]

Klazam, i wanna spam too. help me spam the shit outta this. how do u do it so fast?

[Sergtacos]

Klazam, i wanna spam too. help me spam the shit outta this. how do u do it so fast?

That's not playing to your win con bro. gtfo. leave me in peace

actually it is. u dont know my role

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: Sergtaco

thats a big ass taco. me want

[Sergtacos]

OOOH i figured out chikadee's role lol. that's fucking fun

what is it?

[Sergtacos]

whats my role? explain then i will believe you.

[Sergtacos]

Pinocchio, basically a vanilla townie who has to roleclaim on D1. Get rekt taco.

do i actually have to?

[Sergtacos]

Tho im lowkey disappointed.

I was looking forward to making 30 pages solo during my job overnight.

you should've waited.

[Sergtacos]

let's wait until dav gets back before we lynch klaz. hopefully davsto will force-replace or modkill him

I have 'don't be a jerk' as a rule in the games I mod for just such a situation

He has been told to stop (and will stop) but will not be punished for it.

Why? He's playing for his win condition and he's having fun. I don't see him breaking the rules here.

[Sergtacos]

LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

oh god that'd be brutal.

lmfaoooo

[Sergtacos]

smeepsaysheep died!
He was...

Spoiler:

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia 3

You are the

"Say the Word" Vigilante

Each day, you will be given a randomly generated word. If any player, including you, says this word in any game thread, you compulsively shoot them.
You are mafia, and win if the mafia make up half or more of all living players. Your Mafia PT is here.

curious if someone still says the word, can they still be shot?

[Sergtacos]

LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

if this is true then his scum mates should be online when that happened. For now, whoever hasn't spoke isnt scum. whoever did is.

[Sergtacos]

Don't think he would just do that, i think he could be talking to his mate about it and slipped and said the word.

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: Archwing

vote klazam please

yes master
VOTE: klazam

...you didn't say smeep

i dont understand this though.

[Sergtacos]

LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

if this is true then his scum mates should be online when that happened. For now, whoever hasn't spoke isnt scum. whoever did is.

Wohoo! Autocleared by the newt of bad theory!

But seriously, multiball.

what? I don't understand any of this.

[Sergtacos]

Klazam, i want you lynched period.

[Sergtacos]

What I think is that you could be scum, trying to play like this since this is a theme game and secondly, i might can meta read you, so you choose to spam and act like a jester to avoid us lynching you.

[Sergtacos]

Why did you claim survivor then jack of all trades?

[Sergtacos]

I honestly wished you waited for your overnight shift to spam. ugh.

[Sergtacos]

LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

if this is true then his scum mates should be online when that happened. For now, whoever hasn't spoke isnt scum. whoever did is.

Wohoo! Autocleared by the newt of bad theory!

But seriously, multiball.

what? I don't understand any of this.

I mean, my saying "whoever hasn't spoke isn't scum" fails to take multiball into account. It's bad theory... and the saint of bad theory is a newt of some sort.

Also, we don't know what thread said it. It might have been a neighborhood. Or a lone PT. Or someone in another game, I suppose. Maybe all the remaining scum are concentrated in me and Yume. There are just too many "maybes" to make this a viable criteria for scumhunting.

p-edit: Thank you Klazam... and your WIFOM power is doomed to fade, I'm afraid. You played it too early; we have short memories.

*yawns* ur boring

[Sergtacos]

Convinced. VOTE: Klazam

[Sergtacos]

p-edit: Why Archwing?

I'll tell you whenever he decides to come back.

fake news

[Sergtacos]

meep

I bet this was the word... rofl

Taco, how does it feel to have almost died?

Don't give a fuck

Spoiler:

BECAUSE IM A MOTHERFUCKING REAL BOY HOMIE.

You feel me?

[Sergtacos]

Then why did you say you feel me if you aint a real boy? VOTE: HAWKY

[Sergtacos]

Vote: Klazam

FOS Tacos.
FOS Vonflair.

Klazam so has to be scum man.

LETS DO THIS!!!! ALL ABOARD ON THE KLAZAM WAGON!!!

[Sergtacos]

Hi!

Vote: Klazam

perfect

VOTE: Klazam

ALL ABOARD THE KLAZAM WAGON!!!!

Vote: Klazam

FOS Tacos.
FOS Vonflair.

Klazam so has to be scum man.

LETS DO THIS!!!! ALL ABOARD ON THE KLAZAM WAGON!!!

VOTE: KLAZAM

[Sergtacos]

Klszam is scum, he ain't no jester. I have seen his actions IRL before and this is the same when he included jester in our game and he was mafia. He doesn't like jester. Even in his posts they show it. I'll show it shortly

[Sergtacos]

KLAZMAGEDDEON STARTS NOW

I am a jester. Whoever hammers me incurs HEAVY penalties for their faction. Whoever kills me in another way... DIES.

The only way for you to stop the spam, and keep the game thread readable.... IS TO LYNCH ME.

HERE WE GO!

(This is why jesters have no place in mafia)

^^^^^

We finally played with jester IRL and he acted like this as scum.

[Sergtacos]

You seriously wanna get WIFOMed by Klazam? WIFOM the WIFOMer!!!!

[Sergtacos]

Klazam and I play mafia IRL.

[Sergtacos]

KLAZMAGEDDEON STARTS NOW

I am a jester. Whoever hammers me incurs HEAVY penalties for their faction. Whoever kills me in another way... DIES.

The only way for you to stop the spam, and keep the game thread readable.... IS TO LYNCH ME.

HERE WE GO!

(This is why jesters have no place in mafia)

^^^^^

We finally played with jester IRL and he acted like this as scum.

Sergtacos' nose grew!

Excuse me but um, IF I am actually a real boy, my nose wouldn't grow.

[Sergtacos]

Vote: Klazam

FOS Tacos.
FOS Vonflair.

Whats FOS?

[Sergtacos]

Finger of suspicion

Thanks scum.

[Sergtacos]

Welcome fake boy

Fake boy? IM A TRUE BOY, BOY!

[Sergtacos]

I would have modkilled him

Not punishing him at all practically confirms his role to be jester.

He's not a jester. Lynch his ass, NOW.

[Sergtacos]

No. We hang the fucker.

[Sergtacos]

He's not a jester.

[Sergtacos]

I'd rather lynch myself than klazam

You seem very confident that Klazam is jester. Taco seems pretty confident that he's bluffing (and scum). Do you believe Taco is lying, or do you think he's just playing mental leapfrog?

@Prohawk, Archwing posted again. So, why Archwing?

Mental leapfrog? Whats that

[Sergtacos]

I will not participate in a wagon on the jester

I know him in IRL, you don't. Vote him.

[Sergtacos]

You're paranoid over the fact that this is a theme game and that there is a possibility that there can be a jester in this game. I know Klazam and he doesn't like jester, and when he is scum, he acts like this.

He would say to me something like "Jester punishes town for playing right, scumhunting."

[Sergtacos]

Von why are you sure he is a jester?

Because the way how Klazam acted, he spammed. Von is paranoid.

[Sergtacos]

We need to lynch him, seriously. What if there is no vig?

[Sergtacos]

You cant

Actually he can know if its true or not by your flip.

[Sergtacos]

let's wait until dav gets back before we lynch klaz. hopefully davsto will force-replace or modkill him

I have 'don't be a jerk' as a rule in the games I mod for just such a situation

He has been told to stop (and will stop) but will not be punished for it.

let's wait until dav gets back before we lynch klaz. hopefully davsto will force-replace or modkill him

I have 'don't be a jerk' as a rule in the games I mod for just such a situation

He has been told to stop (and will stop) but will not be punished for it.

Why? He's playing for his win condition and he's having fun. I don't see him breaking the rules here.

It's cluttering up the thread and clearly putting out others.

How you know he’s playing to his win con, Archie?

Well mod kinda confirmed it after his spamming. Mobile, so I can't easily go find it.

Like I said, it's on the surface playing to win con. If this guy is scum then fine, but I havent gotten that vibe. He's just really fucking annoying.

Where did the mod basically confirmed him that he's a jester? Because all I see is that Klazam was told to stop spamming although he was playing his win con.

1. I'm sure Klazam is scum because he does this kind of shit IRL.

2. I know Klazam well, I'm sure he did this to make people paranoid to lynch him. I'm sure he knew the mod would've asked him to stop spamming and then he would have a reason to stop and that right there would make y'all believe he's a jester.

3. He's playing by his win con as scum BY making you all believe he's a jester so we can't lynch him.

[Sergtacos]

this is dumb.

vig shoots klaz, end of story.

Vote Klazam

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: sergtacos

I found the next scum. He keeps defending Klazam and saying a vig will take care of him. What if there's no fucking vig?! Now what? I say we lynch both of their asses, Klazam first.

[Sergtacos]

I don't want to say I told you so on klazam but I totally told you so

He would've won already anyway if killed or ever gets lynched. He spam voted everyone. Stop being butthurt

[Sergtacos]

hey fuckheads, remember how i claimed miller variant?

whats a miller variant?

[Sergtacos]

Why would Porkens have a 71.9% scum report?

[Sergtacos]

Scum ^

[Sergtacos]

VOTE: PROHAWK

[Sergtacos]

was watching this as a fan of Team Klazam - you all do not disappoint

I asked him how do I spam because I wanted to spam vote his name but funny thing was that was gonna be accidental lol because I had no idea he was that kind of role. Honestly thought he was a Jester.