Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
Also, in extremely Brownsian news, apparently they tried to trade for AJ McCarron, agreed a deal with the Bengals, the Bengals told the league office about it before the trade deadline... and the Browns were late and lol, no QB to save them from the Kizer/Hogan/Kessler mess.
Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
(1:55:11 AM) ahallucinogenic: it's ok drench
(1:55:21 AM) ahallucinogenic: it's perfectly normal for young children to walk in on their parents making love
(1:55:31 AM) Drench394: i can't wait
In post 1046, shaft.ed wrote:is his contract ups soon or something?
about to be suspended?
more likely he's about to get injured I guess. I mean he is going to the Bills as a WR
cap is about to go up bc panthers took the 5yr option yea but also apparently im hearing now he left practice early this week by reaggravating the knee he had surgery on so idk
(1:55:11 AM) ahallucinogenic: it's ok drench
(1:55:21 AM) ahallucinogenic: it's perfectly normal for young children to walk in on their parents making love
(1:55:31 AM) Drench394: i can't wait
In post 1047, drealmerz7 wrote:I'm fantasizing that the Eagles cockblocked the cowboys from getting Ajayi
this is a really good theory.
Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
The Browns story gets even better. They're claiming that it only failed to go through because they sent a document for the Bengals to sign, and that the Bengals sent the wrong version of it in that was only signed by one team and that's why the trade failed. Except, that's not how NFL trades are supposed to work, both teams have to independently inform the league office. So... either a) the Browns are so grossly incompetent that they royally fucked up the trade procedure or b) the Browns are so grossly incompetent that they can't even find a feasible way to blame the other side for their own fuck-up. Or c) both, I guess. Good job, Browns. The Jets may be Jetsing up their attempt to tank for the #1 pick, but nobody can out-Browns the Browns.
Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
In post 1047, drealmerz7 wrote:I'm fantasizing that the Eagles cockblocked the cowboys from getting Ajayi
this is a really good theory.
I buy it. It makes perfect sense that the Cowboys would be desperate for a running back now Zeke is going to miss at least one game, and hurting the Cowboys makes the Eagles run to the post-season even easier.
Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
Ajayi is also not that good? Like football is a team thing so there's alot that will affect the run game but in his big "breakout" season he only had like 2 or 3 games and a shitload of mediocre ones. Like I'm prob not a great judge of talent and I'm sure he has some talent...
the iggles didn't really "need" RB help. Like I'm p sure they aren't going to bring back Blount next year and I guess they don't trust Smallwood for some reason. A 4th rd pick for a decent back isn't horrible either.
Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
eagles like to have a RB pool with varying talents - Ajayi is like an improved and younger Blount after he gets some better experience and coaching
Ajayi is better than people think with room to improve and is young, eagles wouldn't have gotten him if they didn't like him, blocking the cowboys would just be an added bonus, no way they'd do that as even a secondary reason, just a tertiary reason
Smallwood is just a different type of back, not a hammerer as much
He's 31 and on $6.5m a year for this year and next, though. As a free agent, I'm sure there'd be plenty of people who want him. For trade? I don't see it. At least not on a deal that doesn't make it seem like the Giants got hosed.
Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
Chloroform girl, how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you
It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement
Think I gonna give up on browns and go back to my nfc alternative of GB. Problem is NFC north is really up for grabs with rogers on IR
Eagles getting jay was unexpected. I guess they feel they can make a bid for superbowl this year given how well season has goone for them at 1/2 way mark
Kinda surprised 49ers went and got garapolo. I thought they would run beathard this year and get Cousins in FA since WAS has not been on same page with Cousins past two years
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Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.