Roll to Dodge: Facedown, (Mostly) Naked, & Thirsty

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Bringing it back!

Roll to Dodge is a fun roleplaying-esque game for a bunch of people. You do an action, and then the mod rolls a die to determine the outcome.

The numbers on the six sided die are marked as follows:
1) Epic fail
2) Kinda fail
3) Kinda success
4) Success
5) Perfect success
6) Overshoot

Stolen from a Roll to Dodge game in the Sens-O-Tape archives

Rules:
1.

This is the mod color. Do not use it.

2. Inferno390 is the mod.
3. I will roll using the roll dice command in one post, and then post results in the next post. Die rolls will be marked with their player name, like so:

(Player name):

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

4. If something would happen so that you would be injured, I will automatically roll for your dodge (called a

Roll to Dodge

).
5. Only submit 1 action per post, and submit all your actions in

Bold.

6. Dying is possible.
7. Be as silly as you want! Just nothing inappropriate or that would break site rules.
8. Once at least 5 people have signed up, I will begin. More are welcome to join after this point, however. Not sure what the maximum player count will be.
9. There will be a plot. I just don't know what it is yet.

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Player list:
McMenno
Iprobablysuck
TwoInAMillion
randomidget
James Brafin

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That's 5!

You wake up in a large room on a bed, facedown, mostly naked (you're wearing undergarments of course), and thirsty.

Actions?

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McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

randommidget

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

Cheery Dog

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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McMenno: You get out of bed and look around the room. You see 2 windows and a door.

randommidget: You get up, leave the room, get a cup, go to a nearby bathroom, get a drink of water with the cup, return to the room, and lay back in bed facedown.

Cheery Dog: You try to take off your underwear, but since you're lying facedown in bed, you kind of just rip them apart...

ToInAMillion: Looking around, you notice there are two windows in the room. You look at all the people and realize you don't know any of them.

James Brafin

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

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James: You get up so slowly, you don't get up at all.

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McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

James Brafin

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Errantparabola

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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McMenno: You stand up and look out the window. You see a large forest, full of trees and flowers.

James Brafin: You jump out of bed at Cheery Dog and put your hands around his neck. But you're so thirsty you don't have the energy to squeeze.

Errantparabola: randomidget immediately becomes your friend the moment you start talking.

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TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Iprobablysuck

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

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TwoInAMillion: You get up and try to open a window. The windows are a little old, so it doesn't go up very far.

McMenno: You try to jump out the window. However, the window is closed, so you just hit the window.
Roll to Dodge:

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

Iprobablysuck: You notice that randommidget had a cup with water in it. When you examine the cup, however, there's nothing left in it.

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McMenno: You are not hurt in the slightest by hitting the window. In fact, you backflip off it and land on your feet.

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McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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McMenno: You grab Iprobablysuck and toss him at the window half-heartedly.

Iprobablysuck: Roll to Dodge

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

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Iprobablysuck: YOu fly out the window wit ha resounding crash and fall to the ground. This is a 2-story building, so you hit the ground hard and break your arm. You're also covered in little cuts from the glass.

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TwoInAMillion: You yell for the others to help you, and push hard on the window. It springs open this time.

Cheery Dog

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

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Cheery Dog: You head out the door into the hall with James Brafin hanging around your neck.

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McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

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McMenno: You start to climb out the window, but then decide against it because of all of the glass shards in the window frame.

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McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Errantparabola

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Iprobablysuck

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Cheery Dog

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

James Brafin

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

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McMenno: You grab randommidget and begin using him to clean up the glass. Then Errantparabola snatcheds him away from you and begins to attack you. You are stunned. Then James Brafin attacks, and dazes you.
TwoInAMillion: You try to flip out the window, but hit the wall instead.
Errantparabola: You attack McMenno as he holds randomidget, beating him with your fists. The attack stuns McMenno.
Iprobablysuck: You begin to cry.
Cheery Dog: James Brafin lets go of your neck and slips back into the first room. In the hall is a stairwell, and another door opposite the one you just exited. The wallpaper is pink. The hall is brightly lit.
James Brafin: You let go of Cheery Dog and help Errantparabola attack McMenno. You manage to daze him.

Roll to Dodges:
McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

randommidget

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

(I'll give the flavor results of these tomorrow.)

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Roll to Dodge flavor results:
McMenno: You quickly wake up from your dazed condition and there is no evidence that you were hurt.
randommdiget: You pick all the glass out of the window with expert precision as McMenno holds you over it, not injuring yourself in the slightest.
TwoInAMillion: You suffer a mild concussion from hitting the wall.

Rolls:
Iprobablysuck

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Cheery Dog

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

(As a side note, you noticed the wallpaper color. Seems like overkill to me.)

randomidget

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

James Brafin

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

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Iprobablysuck: You stand up and look around, but you are dazed by the fall and can't see anything, much lees the house.
Cheery Dog: You try to walk into the next room. You walk into the wall instead.
randommidget: You run out of the room, into the hall, jump onto the stair banister, and slide down it to the first floor, screaming like a monster all the way. You're going so fast when you reach the bottom that you fly off and hit the wall.
TwoInAMillion: You stumble out of the room and over to the stairs. Your concussion has left you dazed, so you kind of just fall down the stairs instead of walk down them. (Hey, at least you're down the stairwell!)
James Brafin: You stain your tiny muscles and lift McMenno off the ground. Then you walk him, struggling for breath, to the window and shove him out of it.

Roll to Dodge:
randomidget

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

TwoInAMillion

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Iprobablysuck (to make sure McMenno doesn't hit you)

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

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randommidget: You land on your feet at the bottom of the banister, stumbling a little, but catching your balance.
TwoInAMillion: You slowly sag down the stairs., not injuring yourself a bit in the process.
McMenno: You hit Iprobablysuck with an awful crash, breaking your ribs and a leg in the process.
Iprobablysuck: McMenno falls out of the sky while you aren't looking, breaking your other arm, knocking you to the ground, and giving you a major concussion.

Note: Since several people are very injured at this point, I as mod claim the right to magically heal a person at any time for the sake of the fun-ness of the game and so people don't quit because they are dead. I'll only use this is situations where dying would just put a damper on the game.

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Cheery Dog

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

McMenno

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

randomidget

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

Iprobablysuck

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

James Brafin

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

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Cheery Dog: You try to walk thorugh thw wall. You fail. Now you're just like a malfunctioning robot, hitting the wall over and over again.
McMenno: You hobble over to the conveniently placed weapon and pick it up It's a broadsword. Don't know how you will use it in your state though...
randomidget: You run out of the house and into the forest.
Iprobablysuck: You stand up on both legs and hurry away from McMenno as fast as you can. You're arms begin to miraculously heal.
James Brafin: No clothes appear.