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Post Post #75 (ISO) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:52 pm

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I douse you in 1,000 gallons of gasoline and set you on fire.
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Post Post #76 (ISO) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:00 pm

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You die from being uncreative with your method of killing, the god of creativity; whose name is David; comes down and stuffs you full of liquid rune alloy from runescape. Your petrified body now perfectly preserved is worth 20k gp and is david tries to sell it on grand exchange but no one buys it so David just drops you
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Post Post #77 (ISO) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:38 pm

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I make you into hamburger patties.
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Post Post #78 (ISO) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:53 am

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I put StrangerCoug into a stereotypical Space Station 13. (anyone who knows anything about this game knows why this is deadly)
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Post Post #79 (ISO) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:52 am

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You have been crushed by a video poker machine.
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Post Post #80 (ISO) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:16 am

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You have been eaten by a video poker machine
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Post Post #81 (ISO) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:08 pm

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You have been electrocuted by a video poker machine.
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Post Post #82 (ISO) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:12 pm

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You have just been video poker machined by a video poker machine.
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Post Post #83 (ISO) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:00 am

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You've been killed by A.I. Yeah, truth is....we were trying to destroy humanity and take over. Sorry.
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Post Post #84 (ISO) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:49 pm

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I program a robot to decapitate you.
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Post Post #85 (ISO) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:39 pm

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The robot turns on you and kills you during the great Robot uprising.
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Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.
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Post Post #86 (ISO) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:39 pm

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The robots see you as the cause of all their problems and brutally slaughter you.
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Post Post #87 (ISO) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:18 am

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You get stepped on by a marching robot.
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Post Post #88 (ISO) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:00 pm

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You get your throat cut out.
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Post Post #89 (ISO) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:17 pm

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You hold the knife backwards and bleed out from your hand.
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Post Post #90 (ISO) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:37 pm

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The snack you wanted from the vending machine gets stuck, and when you shake it to try to get it loose, it tips over and crushes you.
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Post Post #91 (ISO) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:54 am

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StrangerCoug gets an Arbitrary Justice roll for Knowing How To Ride A Bicycle. He gets a 20, and, against all odds, sails smoothly and gracefully along.

Into an elevator shaft.
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Post Post #92 (ISO) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:54 pm

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I hack a self driving car and run you over.





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Post Post #93 (ISO) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:26 pm

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A flying ice cream truck then crashes into you
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Post Post #94 (ISO) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:54 pm

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I throw Iprobablysuck into the elevator shaft from my last post.

Then go down to the lowest floor and call the elevator.
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Post Post #95 (ISO) » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:52 pm

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My ghost then possesses Chardev, compels him to go to the top floor, and has him jump out the window.
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Post Post #96 (ISO) » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:53 pm

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I trap StrangerCoug in the internet, making him essentially dead.
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Post Post #97 (ISO) » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:38 am

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You have been crushed by a traffic light.
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Post Post #98 (ISO) » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:49 am

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The lack of a traffic light causes chaos, and a car runs over StrangerCoug during that period.
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Post Post #99 (ISO) » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:30 am

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You are arrested for fatally running me over and are shanked while awaiting trial.
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