Mini 1965: Spongebobo Squarepants Mafiaoso [Game Over]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Welcome to Bikini Bottom!

Greetings, noble residents of the panty making sweat shop! You have been gathered here because production has been slacking lately. Some lazy workers think that $5/day isn't a fair wage, and they have been staging a deliberate slowdown in work. This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and you must find and eliminate them.













ok yeah just kidding

Welcome fish to a place where there's no slapping with fish, because you are all fish...er...well, "underwater creatures"

Spoiler: Players:

• Assemblerotws
  
• hebichan
  
• Yarrrgami
  
• Animetrix
  Ectomancer
  
• TywinL
  
• Squiddy Daddy
  Desperado
  TwoInAMillion
  
• Porkens
  Lucky2u
  
• A Simple Plan
  
• Nautical Nonsense
  
• MermaidDan BerethacleBoy (ActionDan + Ellibereth)
  
• Krabby Patty
  Sunlit Diamond
  
• beeboy
  Alisaes French Maid
  
• Cephrir

[spoiler="Happy" Residents (Alive):]

• Animetrix
  Ectomancer
  Mathblade
  
• beeboy
  Alisaes French Maid
  
• Cephrir

[/spoiler]

Spoiler: Inhabitants of Rock Bottom (Dead):

• Sunlit Diamond,

  Mrs. Puff, Remedial Driving School Instructing Roleblocker

  , Lynched Day One
  
  
• MermaidDan BerethacleBoy (ActionDan + Elibereth),

  King Neptune, Atlantian King Compulsive Dreaming God

  , Died Night One
  
  
• hebichan,

  Patrick Star, Nametag Reading Role and Character Cop

  , Lynched Day Two
  
  
• A Simple Plan,
  Pearl, Gigantic Whale Bodyguard[/color], Killed Night Two
  
  
• TwoInAMillion,
  The Drifter, Night Kill Immune Miller[/color], Lynched Day Three
  
  
• Nautical Nonsense,
  Sandy, Remorseful Vigilante Karate Master[/color], Killed Night Three
  
  
• Assemblerotws,
  Smitty Werben Jaegarman Jensen, One Shot #1 Cop[/color] Killed Night Three
  
  
• TywinL,
  SpongeBob, Informed Vanilla Sponge [/color] Killed Night Four
  
  
• Lucky2u,

  Doodlebob, Spongebob Nemesis Enabled Global Roleblocker

  , Lynched Day Five
  
  
• Yarrrgami,
  Gary, Spongebob Seeking Meow Vendor[/color] Killed Night Five

[/list]

Spoiler: Baited by Modkid Scumpants into a ban (modkilled):

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Rules shamelessly stolen from Whemestar

You are fully responsible for understanding and following these rules. Failure to read is not a defense.

None of these rules superseded or contradict the Forum Rules and Guidelines, all of which are in full force.

GENERAL RULES

• Blue
  is my color. Avoid using it. Multicolored read lists and possibly some other special cases are fine. Use common sense.
  
• Play to win. Specifically, play to win
  this game,
  not to build yourself a meta for some other game.
  
• Don't discuss the game outside of the game until I say it's over.
  
• Don't flame. Don't harass. Don't use insults that target minority or disadvantaged classes. Attack the slot, not the person. If you are proven to be a toxic player, we may force replace you at our discretion.
  
• If you have a personal problem with another player, deal with it privately after the game or, if necessary, bring it to me or a site mod.
  
• Don't quote, misquote, or pretend to quote private communications from the moderator. You may paraphrase. Specifically do not reference the time stamp on your or anyone else's role PM.
  
• Don't use encryption, tiny/hidden/unreadable text, or anything that could be easily confused for such.
  
• Confirmable randomness (such as dice tags) are allowed.
  
• Don't game the rules, pretend to break the rules, or test my limits. I have no patience for this behavior. If you have a question about what is acceptable, ask.
  
• My decisions are final; don't argue them in the game thread. If you take issue with my moderation, PM me.

VOTING, ABILITIES, AND DEADLINES

Day

• Days begin with a deadline of
  14 days
  .
  
• Days end when one of the following events occurs:
  • The deadline is reached.
    
  • A player is lynched, or a No Lynch is voted.
    
  • A town-aligned player is modkilled.
• A simple majority is needed to Lynch. Half the remaining players needed to No Lynch.
  
• Votes should be made via the vote tag: "[vote]<playername>[/vote]" or "[v]<playername>[/v]". Full player names or initial segments thereof are preferred. I will also accept bold tags.
  
• I will interpret malformed votes according to my own discretion. In general, if it looks like a vote, I will probably count it as a vote. I may edit malformed votes for easier counting; if so, I will make it clear that I have done this.
  
• When a majority has been achieved but not yet processed by the moderator, the game is in
  twilight.
  Players, including the lynchee, may continue to post during this period.
  
• Under certain circumstances we may elect to extend the deadline. I will announce this in thread if it occurs.

Night

• Nights will last exactly
  48 hours
  .
  
• During the night, you should be unable to post in the public game thread. If for some reason you are able, doing so is still against the rules.
  
• Unless otherwise specified, use of night abilities is optional, and if no action is submitted no action will occur.

ACTIVITY REQUIREMENTS

• Players who do not post for
  48 hours
  in a single game-day will incur a prod.
  
• Players who do not post for
  24 hours
  following a prod will be replaced.
  
• Players who incur three prods will be replaced.
  
• At my discretion, excessive prod-dodging may result in a mod warning and subsequently future dodges will not count as posting for the purposes of prodding/ force replacement.
  
• If for any reason you are temporarily unable to meet these requirements, you may declare V/LA status
  in thread
  and be excused. V/LA declarations must include a definite end date.
  
• If you anticipate that you will have difficulty meeting these requirements, consider voluntarily replacing out.
  
• These are minimal requirements, not recommendations; please keep the game active.

GAME SPECIFIC RULES

• This game is somewhat complicated. If you do not understand some aspect of your role, please ask via PM.
  
• I may, at my discretion, answer hypothetical questions about roles and role interactions posted in
  BOLD
  in the thread.
  
• This game will use Natural Action Resolution. You may read more about this here.

Spoiler: Sample Role PM

Sample Role PM

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso chesskid3. You are

Fred, Injury-Prone Sample Character

.


Things sure are fun for you here in Bikini Bottom, what with the always breaking your leg in some way or other. Have you considered buying a leg brace? It seems like a good investment!

You have the following Abilities

:

• MY LEG: For every player who visits you during the night, you will be further injured in a comical and totally accidental fashion. Due to your wounds, you will require 1 fewer vote to lynch for each visitor. This will not reflect in votecounts, and you will not know how wounded you are.
  
• MY EYES: What, you thought it was just your legs that were weak and inferior? NOPE! You have overly sensitive eyes too, jackass (hey that's not very family friendly)! Any time anyone posts, the light from their computer monitor burns your retinas, and you require one fewer vote to be lynched. This will reflect in the votecount.
  
• ARE YOU KIDDING ME?: Yeah actually. You know what, nevermind. You're just dead. Have a nice game!

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Role PMs going out now. Game will begin when 10/13 have confirmed.

Edit: All Role PMs distributed.

Currently Confirmed: 10/13

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-11-30 12:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.1

Porkens

(1): beeboy

(L-6)

Assemblerotws

(2): Nautical Nonsense, Cephrir

(L-5)

TywinL

(2): Krabby Patty, hebichan

(L-5)

Nautical Nonsense

(2): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy, Yarrrgami

(L-5)

Cephrir

(1): TywinL

(L-6)

Not voting

(5): Assemblerotws, Porkens, Squiddy Daddy, Animeatrix, A Simple Plan

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-11-30 12:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Sunlit Diamond replaces Krappy Patty

Votecount 1.2

Assemblerotws

(3): Nautical Nonsense, Cephrir, Porkens

(L-4)

TywinL

(2): Sunlit Diamond, hebichan

(L-5)

Nautical Nonsense

(1): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy

(L-6)

Porkens

(1): beeboy

(L-6)

Cephrir

(1): TywinL

(L-6)

Sunlit Diamond

(1): Yarrrgami

(L-6)

Not voting

(4): Assemblerotws, Squiddy Daddy, Animeatrix, A Simple Plan

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-11-30 12:00:00)

[/color]

TywinL and Sunlit Diamond are V/LA until Monday

Assemblerotws and hebichan have been prodded

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Is it chesskid?

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Um I meant that I would be back from V/LA today rather than tomorrow. I typed the wrong date.

you will be V/LA until tomorrow and you will LIKE IT

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding Squiddy Daddy

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding A Simple Plan

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

/replace

busy

Looking for a replacement for Squiddy Daddy

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Desperado replaces Squiddy Daddy, effective immediately

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.3

Assemblerotws

(2): Nautical Nonsense, Cephrir

(L-5)

TywinL

(2): Sunlit Diamond, hebichan

(L-5)

Nautical Nonsense

(2): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy, Porkens

(L-5)

Porkens

(1): beeboy

(L-6)

Sunlit Diamond

(3): Yarrrgami, beeboy, TywinL

(L-4)

beeboy

(1): Animetrix

(L-6)

Animetrix

(1): Desperado

(L-6)

Desperado

(1): A Simple Plan

(L-6)

Not voting

(1): Assemblerotws

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-11-30 12:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

prodding the rotws that be assembling themselves

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.4

Assemblerotws

(2): Nautical Nonsense, Cephrir

(L-5)

TywinL

(2): Sunlit Diamond, hebichan

(L-5)

Nautical Nonsense

(1): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy

(L-6)

Porkens

(1): beeboy

(L-6)

Sunlit Diamond

(4): Yarrrgami, beeboy, TywinL, Porkens

(L-3)

beeboy

(1): Animetrix

(L-6)

Animetrix

(1): Desperado

(L-6)

Desperado

(1): A Simple Plan

(L-6)

Not voting

(1): Assemblerotws

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-11-30 12:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I won't be doing prods until tomorrow because yours truly will be spending all his dubloons on this blackest of Friday's. I'll extend deadline a day or two and do prods when I return laden with booty and penniless

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.5

Assemblerotws

(2): Nautical Nonsense, Cephrir

(L-5)

TywinL

(2): Sunlit Diamond, hebichan

(L-5)

Porkens

(1): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy

(L-6)

Sunlit Diamond

(4): Yarrrgami, beeboy, TywinL, Porkens

(L-3)

beeboy

(1): Animetrix

(L-6)

Animetrix

(1): Desperado

(L-6)

Desperado

(1): A Simple Plan

(L-6)

Not voting

(1): Assemblerotws

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-02 12:00:00)

[/color]

2 days added to deadline for Thanksgiving and Black Friday related Mod laziness.

Prodding A Simple Plan , Yarrrgami , hebichan, and Desperado

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

You saw nothing

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 1.7

Assemblerotws

(1): Nautical Nonsense

(L-6)

TywinL

(1): Sunlit Diamond

(L-6)

Porkens

(1): MermaidDan BerethacleBoy

(L-6)

Sunlit Diamond (7): Yarrrgami, beeboy, TywinL, Porkens, Cephrir, hebichan, Desperado

(LYNCHED)

beeboy

(1): Animetrix

(L-6)

Desperado

(1): A Simple Plan

(L-6)

Not voting

(1): Assemblerotws

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-02 12:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A Lynch has been reached!

This citizens of Bikini Bobo got off to a slow start to their day. Things had ALWAYS been peaceful here. Surely there weren't pirates, ghosts, evil plans or anything of that nature here!

So they claimed, and so they doddered around peacefully in their days, although a certain fish was not too popular.

"She failed me no reason, I didn't run that light!" one fish cried.

"She's so FAT!" another cried, and that fish was noted shitlord and awesome fish Chess S. Kid, Esquire.

Both of these were true, for SunlitDiamond was none other than Mrs. Puff.

As the flyers went up around town the people raged.

And so the mob gathered, ready to run her out of town and cast her down to Rock Bottom.

It was only after they had done so, that they realized there might very well be something sinister afoot here after all!

Sunlit Diamond,

Mrs. Puff, Remedial Driving School Instructing Roleblocker

, Lynched Day One

Night One

It is now Night one. Please submit your actions, should you have any.

Night One will end when this handy dandy countdy downty reaches zerosies

(expired on 2017-11-28 12:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

RISE AND SHINE FISHIES

As you wake up and take to the streets to discuss the events of yesterday, the destruction of the peace and tranquility of your TOTALLY PEACEFUL "G RATED" CHILD FRIENDLY TOWN, you notice there are a lot less of you than there were yesterday...

"Seriously??" Someone cries out. "The population here is sinking faster than Louis C.K's career prospects?"

"Who is Louis C.K?" someone else asks, before an earth shattering scream is heard from the distance. "HE ....HE WAS NAKED!!!" a female voice cries out.

Sorry...got a little carried away using my


BUT WE'RE BACK WITH THE 6 PM NEWS

Famed Sea God and noted jackass King Neptune was found dead this morning!

MermaidDan BerethacleBoy (ActionDan + Ellibereth),

King Neptune, Atlantian King Compulsive Dreaming God

, Died Night One[/b]

Additionally, two fish have gone missing! Boy I sure hope someone finds them or they swim back soon!

Porkens and Nautical Nonsense have disappeared!

Votecount 2.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

VOTE: The feller who be repayin' his debts all proper-like, but is probably scurvy-ridden anyway

who the deuce is this


ohhh Lannister ok nevermind carry on

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding A Simple Plan, assemblerotws, and Desperado

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Looking for a replacement for A Simple Plan

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.1

hebichan

(1): Yarrrrgami

(L-4)

Animetrix

(2): Desperado, Cephrir

(L-3)

Desperado

(1): beeboy

(L-4)

Not voting

(5): A Simple Plan, assemblerotws, hebichan, TywinL, Animetrix

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I'm here, I'm here, my fault.

I'm not known for my patience - don't let it happen again

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.2

hebichan

(3): Yarrrrgami, Desperado, Cephrir

(L-2)

Desperado

(2): beeboy, TywinL

(L-3)

Not voting

(5): hebichan, A Simple Plan, assemblerotws, Animetrix

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.3

hebichan

(3): Yarrrrgami, Desperado, Cephrir

(L-2)

Desperado

(3): beeboy, TywinL, Animetrix

(L-2)

Not voting

(3): hebichan, A Simple Plan, assemblerotws,

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

Prodding beeboy and assemblerotws

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.4

hebichan

(4): Yarrrrgami, Desperado, Cephrir, assemblerotws

(L-1)

Desperado

(3): beeboy, TywinL, Animetrix

(L-2)

Not voting

(2): hebichan, A Simple Plan

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding the debt repaying fellow

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.5

hebichan

(4): Yarrrrgami, Desperado, Cephrir, assemblerotws

(L-1)

Desperado

(4): beeboy, TywinL, Animetrix, hebichan

(L-1)

Not voting

(1): A Simple Plan

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

prodding assemblerotws

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 2.6

hebichan

(5): Yarrrrgami, Desperado, Cephrir, assemblerotws, Animetrix

(Lynch)

Desperado

(2): beeboy, hebichan

(L-3)

Not voting

(2): A Simple Plan, TywinL

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-12 20:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A Lynch has been reached!

Well this was an interesting day wasn't it? Two of your number disappeared to fuck knows where and all you all can do is talk about how the one known as Patrick Star is the dummiest dumb you've ever met.

Or maybe he is the scummiest scum?

One thing is for sure...he certainly isn't the Krusty Krab!

Needing to know, you gather around him, fins and legs?? flailing as you righteously beat him down and cast him out of Bikini Bottom and down to that hell knows as Rock Bottom


Population: 3

hebichan,

Patrick Star, Nametag Reading Role and Character Cop

, Lynched Day Two

Night Two

It is now Night Two. Please submit your actions, should you have any.

Night Two will end when this handy dandy countdy downty reaches zerosies

(expired on 2017-12-09 23:59:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

GET ON UP
STAY ON THE SCENE
...
LIKE A SEX MACHINE

Well. That didn't go as well as the first day, did it? If only all the days could be like that first day then maybe all the future days would be good days fully of jellyfishing and krabby pattying and driving...well, I guess we'll need to find someone to replace the old driving instructor...

Oh well. Back to business. The whole town smells really really foul today. Almost like rotting whale. It doesn't take you long to find the source...

A Simple Plan,

[/b]

Pearl, Gigantic Whale Bodyguard

[/b]

, Died Night Two

Wow that was really anticlimactic. These two jerks disappear without so much as a goodbye or a see-you-later, and then they come back after honestly not that long a time, and they act like anyone should care???

Porkens and Nautical Nonsense are back!!

But honestly, Bikini Bottom was better off without these pricks. Whose with me, yeaaaaah!!!

Votecount 3.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-24 10:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Lucky2u replaces Porkens

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 3.1

assemblerotws

(1): Nautical Nonsense

(L-4)

Cephrir

(1): Lucky2u

(L-4)

Desperado

(2): beeboy, Animetrix

(L-3)

Not voting

(5): assemblerotws, TywinL, Cephrir, Desperado, Yarrrgami

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-24 10:00:00)

Desperado has requested replacement

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

TwoInAMillion replaces Desperado

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

prodding TywinL

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 3.2

assemblerotws

(1): Nautical Nonsense

(L-4)

TwoInAMillion

(3): beeboy, Animetrix, Lucky2u

(L-2)

Animetrix

(1): Cephrir

(L-4)

Not voting

(5): assemblerotws, TywinL, TwoInAMillion, Yarrrgami

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-24 10:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 3.3

TwoInAMillion

(5): beeboy, Animetrix, Lucky2u, Nautical Nonsense, TywinL

(Lynch)

Animetrix

(1): Cephrir

(L-4)

Not voting

(3): assemblerotws, TwoInAMillion, Yarrrgami

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-24 10:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A Lynch has been reached!

There was something off about Squiddy Daddy. And then Desperado. And then TwoInAMillion. There was definitely something off about the fact that this Bikini Bomo resident just magically morphed into THREE SEPARATE FISHIES and nobody even really noticed

Like aren't you supposed to burn witches at the stake???

Well, I guess lynching works just as good, even if your target is so tough he can can dodge nightkills, he's too tough to be an average lynch-dodging Joe.

We'll all pour one out in the Salty Spitoon of Rock Bottom for him.

TwoInAMillion,

The Drifter, Night Kill Immune Miller

, Lynched Day Three

Night Three

It is now Night Three. Please submit your actions, should you have any.

Night Three will end when this SEACLOCK reaches EXPIRED

(expired on 2017-12-15 14:59:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Alisaes French Maid replaces beeboy

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

DIS GON BE GUD

blah blah blah flavor here wake up blah blah blah grab a brush and put on some makeup blah blah blah you wanted it

Well, I don't think these two wanted it

But let's ask their bodies while we dump them down to Rock Bottom and find out!

Nautical Nonsense

[/b]

Sandy, Remorseful Vigilante Karate Master

[/b]

, Died Night Three

DID YOU WANT IT NAUTICAL NONSENSE?

no reply that's weird let's try this one

assemblerotws

[/b]

Smitty Werben Jaegarman Jensen, One Shot #1 Cop

[/b]

, Died Night Three

DID YOU WANT IT ASSEMBLEROTWS?

yeah nothing here either fuck this back to our regularly scheduled programming

Votecount 4.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-29 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.1

Not voting: Everyone

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-29 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

In a hypothetical situation where there is a Spongebob with the role Informed Townie and he knows that there is a player named Doodlebob and that he is scum. Given the unknown nature of Doodlebob's full role PM, would you be able to confirm to Spongebob privately whether or not if Doodlebob is FULLY aware of Spongebob's role other than the fact that Spongebob is town?

I'm not going to answer this question

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

prodding the thar be no spoony feller

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Looking for a replacement for Animetrix. Adding a day to deadline for mod laziness, and pausing deadline until replacement is found

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Looking for a replacement for Animetrix. Adding a day to deadline for mod laziness, and pausing deadline until replacement is found

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

@Cap'n: If the scurvy scallywag be havin' one of those especially strong-like throat-slittin' fellers, what would be happenin' if he be tryin' to kill someone who the whale critter was guardin'?

Yarrrr if the whale critter's protection be that of a normal bodyguard then it be useless against especially strong-like throat-slitting'

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I'm trying I'm sorry guys

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.2

Not voting: Everyone

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-31 22:00:00)

Ectomancer replaces Animetrix. Deadline adjusted.

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I think I overcorrected deadline so I've shaved it back to just over a week

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding Ectomancer

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

[quote="In post 941, MafiaKid ScumPants"]

Votecount 4.3

Not voting: Everyone

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-31 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.4

TywinL

(1): Lucky2u

(L-3)

Not voting: TywinL, Ectomancer, Cephrir, Alisaes French Maid, Yarrrgami

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-31 22:00:00)

Prodding TywinL

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.5

TywinL

(1): Lucky2u

(L-3)

Not voting: TywinL, Ectomancer, Cephrir, Alisaes French Maid, Yarrrgami

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2017-12-31 22:00:00)

Prodding Yarrrgami and Alisaes French Maid

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Ectomancer has requested replacement

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

it is. I'll set it to 3 days from when there's a replacement

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.6

TywinL

(1): Lucky2u

(L-3)

Not voting: TywinL, MathBlade, Cephrir, Alisaes French Maid, Yarrrgami

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-01 22:00:00)

Mathblade replaces Ectomancer

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Cap'n: Can ye be confirmin' whether the remorseful squirrel critter be gettin' all sad-like and stops killlin' other people, or if she be gettin' all sad-like and killin' herself instead?

Yarrr I not be answerin' this

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 4.7

No Lynch

(3): Alisaes French Maid, TywinL, Lucky2u

(Lynched)

Not voting: MathBlade, Cephrir, , Yarrrgami

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-01 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A Lynch has been reached!

NO IT HASN'T YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR PACIFIST NO LYNCHING WAYS MAKE ME SICK

A POX UPON YOU AND I HOPE YOU ARE ALL FILLETED AND SOLD IN VARIOUS SEAFOOD MEDLEYS

Night Four

It is now Night Four. Please submit your actions, should you have any.

Night Four will end when this SEACLOCK reaches EXPIRED

(expired on 2018-01-03 14:59:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Starting day now, sorry for the delay

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Well that's one way to exfoliate some skin!

After a night that feels like it might have been a little bit too long because of a lazy/busy/CHESSKID mod, you all emerge from your puny sea huts to find a scene of indescribable horror!

In the center of Bikini Bobo, there is a GIGANTIC SINK OF DISHES?

HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE?

More importantly, what is that shriveled sponge doing in the sink? OH MY GOD ITS SPONGEBOB

THAT'S NO WAY FOR A SPONGE TO DIE

TywinL

[/b]

SpongeBob, Informed Vanilla Sponge.

[/b]

, Used to Wash Too Many Dishes Night Four

Votecount 5.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-18 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 5.1

Lucky2u

(0):

(L-3)

Mathblade

(1): Lucky2u

(L-2)

Not voting: Cephrir, Alisaes French Maid, Yarrrgami, Mathblade

With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-18 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 5.2

Lucky2u

(3): Yarrrgami, Cephrir, Mathblade

(Lynch)

Mathblade

(1): Lucky2u

(L-2)

Not voting: Cephrir, Alisaes French Maid, Yarrrgami, Mathblade

With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-18 22:00:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A Lynch has been reached!

WELL IT'S NOT OVER BOYOS. BUT IT IS OVER FOR THE ONE THEY CALL DOODLEBOB

Lucky2u,

Doodlebob, SpongeBob Nemesis Enabled Global Roleblocker

, Lynched Day Five

Night Five

It is now Night Five. Please submit your actions, should you have any.

Night Five will end when this SEACLOCK reaches EXPIRED

(expired on 2018-01-10 21:59:00)

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Escargot is so delicious you guys

I mean you should really try it I hear the chum bucket is serving it!!!

In unrelated news, Gary disappeared last night. Those two events cannot POSSIBLY be related.

Yarrrgami,

Gary, Spongebob Seeking Meow Vendor[/color]

, Turned into Escargot Night Five

Votecount 6.0

Not voting: Everyone

With 3 alive it takes 2 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-24 22:00:00)

[/color]

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

what instructing means

intructing

direct or command someone to do something, especially as an official order.
"she instructed him to wait"
synonyms: order, direct, command, tell, enjoin, require, call on, mandate, charge; literarybid
"the union instructed them to strike"
2.
teach (someone) a subject or skill.
"he instructed them in the use of firearms"
synonyms: teach, school, coach, train, enlighten, inform, educate, tutor, guide, prepare, prime; upskill
"do not attempt to operate the binder until you've been thoroughly instructed"

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

@mod: In terms of mafia, what is instructing for a role?

I'm not going to answer this question

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Votecount 6.1

Not voting: Everyone

With 3 alive it takes 2 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-24 22:00:00)

Cephrir is V/LA until the end of Survivormeet

Prodding Beethingperson

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Who is beethingperson?

Alisaes French Maid

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

First they came for Alisaes French Maid

Votecount 6.2

Alisaes French Maid

(2): Mathblade, Cephrir

(Lynch)

Not voting: Alisaes French Maid

With 3 alive it takes 2 to lynch!

Deadline: (expired on 2018-01-24 22:00:00)

Alisaes French Maid

Old Man Jenkins, Blind Self Watcher[/color]

Lynched Day Six

Then they turned on Mathblade

Mathblade

Squidward, Conditional Talented Clarinetist[/color]

, Endgamed Day Six

THEN THEY CELEBRATED IN THE ASHES OF THE BIKINI BOMO THEY USED TO KNOW

Cephrir,

Mr. Krabs, Krusty Krab Managing Jack Of All Trades

, Survived and Won!

Sunlit Diamond,

Mrs. Puff, Remedial Driving School Instructing Roleblocker

, Won in Death!

Lucky2u,

Doodlebob, Spongebob Nemesis Enabled Global Roleblocker

, Won in Death!

Dead PT: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=73979&p=9754799#p9754799

Mod PT: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=73901&p=9731000#p9731000

The Scum PT will not be released, per request.

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Mathblade also request a PT which will be released with his consent

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

A few thoughts:

The setup was crazy, but I think the scum were given lots of tools to completely fuck over any town planning. That being said, losing the roleblocker on day 1 should have made this very very hard to win for scum as that was arguably their best role - the doodlebob power is not really that strong, all things considered.

Fantastic job by Cephrir and Lucky2u to bring that back from the brink, and thanks everyone for playing!

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Not sure everyone will click the Mod PT link so here's the role PMs:

Gary

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Gary, Spongebob-Seeking Meow Vendor

.


Flavor? You want some flavor with your role PM? Well, too bad. I spent all the time I would have spent on this googling what verb of motion to use for how a snail moves. So yeah, enjoy the undulation, and don't you dare complain about your lack of flavor.

You have the following Abilities

:

• Meow: Life sure is tough for a Pet Snail who can't find his owner. Each night, you may choose to undulate up to a player and MEOW at them. If that player is Spongebob, they will instantly recognize you as their harmless pet Gary, and you will be confirmed town to them. If it is not Spongebob, they will not notice you as you are insignificant mollusk.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

SpongeBob Squarepants

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

SpongeBob, Informed Vanilla Sponge

.


Well howdy neighbor, looks like you rolled the main character! Naturally you'll have an awesome, super fun role, don't you think?

WRONG. Have a nice game!

You have the following Abilities

:

• Informed: You know that a player in this game is DoodleBob, that they aligned with the
  Mafia
  and they gain :SECRETSCARYABILITY: if they are voting you when you are lynched or they kill you. They do not know who you are, merely that you are an obnoxious Sponge in need of death.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Sandy Cheeks

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Sandy, Remorseful Vigilante Karate Master

.


Fear not, noble citizens of Bikini Bobo! Sandy Cheeks, Karate Master is here. With your gigantic Karate chop hands, you will defend those too weak to defend themselves. You will chop everything that can be chopped, and even some things that cannot actually be chopped. You aren't going to let a little thing like science or the laws of physics stop you!

You have the following Abilities

:

• KAHRAHTAY: Each night you may choose to perform the noble art of Kah Rah Tay upon someone, killing them. However, should you misuse the ancient arts and harm an innocent, the regret will cause you to hang up your Karate gear, and you will lose this ability.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

King Neptune

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

King Neptune, Atlantian King Compulsive Dreaming God

.


What's a god to a king? What's a king to a non believer? Whats a gay fish doing in Bikini Bottom?? Lighten up, King Neptune, it's just a joke....Please don't ban me or spear me with your trident!

You have the following Abilities

:

• Dream: Each night, you must choose to dream one of the below five dreams, oh great Neptunian King. You must provide the name of the dream, along with the appropriate number of targets. If you do not, the selection will be randomized. You have a hunch, though you cannot be sure, that as you are a vindictive and whimsical god, that these dreams are unlikely to be a pleasant experience for those involved in them.
  • The Kingdom of Atlantis (No names)
    
  • Five Minutes Later (One name)
    
  • Of Prehistoric Times (One name)
    
  • Bring Back My Crown! (Two names)
    
  • The Fry Cook Olympics (Two names)
• The perks of being a living god: You know that your action will resolve first in action resolution

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Patrick Star

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Patrick Star, Nametag Reading Role and Character Cop

.


Well if it isn't the dumbest star on television! Yes, you, beating out the Kardashians even. Your mother must be so proud!

I leave you with the following original poem, composed by you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have to go to the bathroom

You have the following Abilities

:

• My Name's Not Rick: Each night, you may select a player and read their nametag. This will inform you of their character name, and role. For example, if you targetted yourself, you would get a result of '[playername] is Patrick Thompson, Nametag Reading Role and Character Cop

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Pearl Krabs

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Pearl, Gigantic Whale Bodyguard

.


Yep. You're one of the main non-main but constantly recurring characters in the entire show, and I turned your entire character into a fat joke?

Well, hey not the entire thing, your ability title isn't, until you read further!

You have the following Abilities

:

• Do the Sponge: No, that's not a euphemism you pervert, it's the new dance move sweeping Bikini Bottom! As Pearl is...rather large, to put it nicely, whoever you choose to DO THE SPONGE with each night will be protected from harm, and you shall die in their place should they have died for any reason.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

The Drifter

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

The Drifter, Night Kill Immune Miller

.


Just blew into town? Well, try not to blow this delicate role!

You have the following Abilities

:

• How tough am I?: I had a bowl of nails for breakfast....WITHOUT ANY MILK. You are so tough, you are immune to any night actions that would otherwise kill you.
  
• Salty Spitoon Patron: You hang with a pretty rough looking crowd. As such, you will return a result of
  Mafia
  to any alignment investigative actions.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Squidward Tentacles

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Squidward, Conditional Talented Clarinetist

.


Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso, Squidward. Do you mind if I call you T-Squiggs?

You have the following Abilities

:

• Maybe someday I'll be a talented Clarinetist: You aren't very good at the clarinet. It's unfortunate, but maybe one day you will be. Keep practicing! You presently have no abilities, but that may change.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Old Man Jenkins

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Old Man Jenkins, Blind Self Watcher

.


Hey, there's only two old man tropes in TV these days, and you should be glad this isn't Family Guy!

You have the following Abilities

:

• I saw you on TV last night!: You will be informed of how many people visit you each night, since you wake up every 20 minutes at night to pee anyway. However, your eyesight is so bad you won't know the identity of anyone who visited you, just the total number of visitors.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Smitty Werben Jaegarman Jensen

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Smitty Werben Jaegarman Jensen, One Shot #1

.


You're looking surprisingly spry for a long dead fish. It must be the hat! Try not to get re-deaded to soon!!

You have the following Abilities

:

• HE WAS NUMBER ONE: During pre-game, you may choose any normal 1-shot non-killing ability. This will be your role.

Win condition

: You win when all threats to the town have been permanently eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Mrs. Puff

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Mrs. Puff, Remedial Driving School Instructing Roleblocker

.


Did you know that you are considered a dangerous delicacy in Japan? The eight course meal you would make only costs the equivalent of $100, but woah boy is it dangerous! Even though you might get the last laugh, try not to get turned into food!

You have the following Abilities

:

• We're taking over the town: You, along with [playername] and [playername] are
  Mafia
  . You may talk at any time [here].
  
• Extra Credit: Each night, you may choose someone in desperate need of remedial driving classes. They become so busy studying that they cannot perform any other actions.
  
• Die Bottom Feeders Die: Each night, you or one of your buddies can kill someone. This may be done in addition to any other action you have.

Win condition

: You win when

Mafia

presently outnumber the town, and nothing can change this

Mr. Krabs

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

Mr. Krabs, Krusty Krab Managing Jack Of All Trades

.


How does it feel to be the living personification of the evils of capitalism? You've inspired a generation of millennials, and a huge run on avocado prices. I hope you're happy with yourself!

You have the following Abilities

:

• We're taking over the town: You, along with [playername] and [playername] are
  Mafia
  . You may talk at any time [here].
  
• Die Bottom Feeders Die: Each night, you or one of your buddies can kill someone. This may be done in addition to any other action you have.
  
• Krusty Krab Specials: You have access to the following 1-shot abilities. You may use at most one per night.
  • Krusty Krab Security System: You may track one player this night and will be informed of who, if anyone, they visit.
    
  • Banned from the Krusty Krab: You may ban a player permanently from the Krusty Krab. Without the delicious
    whale meat
    Krabby Patties to sustain them, they will lose access to their powers and become Vanillized.
    
  • A SALE?!?!?!!: The Mr. Krabs I know would never hold a sale! Your target will be so shocked they have to take advantage of the cheap Krabby Patties, spending the entire night at the Krusty Krab eating them. They will both be protected from harm and unable to take any actions. This will not affect their current night action.
• Daddy has a resturant to run: You know that [name] is Pearl. You know that her role is Bodyguard, and when she dies, due to a whale meat shortage, the Krusty Krab will have to go out of business, and you will be unable to use any remaining Krusty Krab special abilities.

Win condition

: You win when

Mafia

presently outnumber the town, and nothing can change this

DoodleBob

Welcome to Spongebobo Mafioso [playername] You are

DoodleBob, SpongeBob Nemesis Disabled Global Roleblocker

.

Mr. DoodleBob will see you now

You have the following Abilities

:

• We're taking over the town: You, along with [playername] and [playername] are
  Mafia
  . You may talk at any time [here].
  
• Die Bottom Feeders Die: Each night, you or one of your buddies can kill someone. This may be done in addition to any other action you have.
  
• MEE HOY MINOY: You know that Spongebob is in this game. You do not know who he is, but should you be on the lynch wagon that kills him, or perform the factional kill on him, you will gain the following power.
  • YOU DOODLE! ME SPONGEBOB!: Once per game, at night, you can choose to globally disable all abilities except the
    Mafia
    factional kill.
• FakeClaim: SpongeBob also knows that DoodleBob is in the game, and that you are aligned with the
  Mafia
  , though he does not know who you are. Therefore, you have the following character fakeclaim.
  • Plankton: You know that Plankton is not in this game. At any time during the game, you may request a fakeclaim with flavor for any abilities you desire, and I will provide it for you.

Win condition

: You win when

Mafia

presently outnumber the town, and nothing can change this

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

I also think Sunlit did very well while going down to not implicate any partners and was part of the reason the back to back mislynches of day 2 and 3 were possible.

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Also very surprised the reads of the N1 scum kill were so thoroughly ignored!

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

OH right!

Bubble PT: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=74111&p=9780096#p9780096