Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

[vonflare]

I feel like changing "your" to "yer" would make it better

[vonflare]

it would change it so that its not the title of a musical, as the musical is not related to the title

[vonflare]

Hey vonflare

[vonflare]

I think it's meh. It doesn't really capture RC's fierceness, which I found to be his defining trait.

[vonflare]

You could delete her posts everytime she tries to post here.

Psyche you should make a bot that does this

[vonflare]

nvm i dont know how to ban people

Oh you shouldn't have said that.

Begin the spamposting!

no way man, I'm not risking getting kicked out of the single thread I can post in

[vonflare]

Am I going crazy or is McMenno Psyche now?

it's possible

[vonflare]

RAWR is still the correct title

[vonflare]

His general mafia playing style (fierce etc)
His love of a certain girl with a fierce teddy bear (RAWR)
etc

There's more to rc than blatant fire and fierceness, there's also an undercurrent of something else I can't quite word because I'm in a hurry but rawr captures that other thing exactly

[vonflare]

I would like Psyche's opinion on RAWR, it has enough Nths

[vonflare]

I stand by RAWR

psyche said it needs more than 5 nths, how many do we need tho

[vonflare]

he deserves it

[vonflare]

no

[vonflare]

mutiny

[vonflare]

I liked Snark Attack better than his current title

[vonflare]

nvm i dont know how to ban people

Oh you shouldn't have said that.

Begin the spamposting!

davsto taking this post to heart I see

[vonflare]

I'm more concerned about the spread of these demon girl avatars.

you should change your avvy to a Roy Mustang - demon girl hybrid

[vonflare]

I legit laughed at that one

[vonflare]

I would like to teleattend as well

[vonflare]

I think permabanned users should get a special title only for permabanned users

[vonflare]

I like weep not for me, in red letters

[vonflare]

in red letters

[vonflare]

i have to be honest ive only been pretending to understand the weep not for me thing this whole time

???

even I knew about it

[vonflare]

Why the hell would there be cause to waste time giving special baneed titles to individuals should aren't on the site?

because we can

[vonflare]

Hello! It seems you used a smiley face. However, you use the incorrect smiley. From now on please use the less creepy one by replacing ) with ]

[vonflare]

I mean I don't see any downside to giving banned users a title, unless the process of applying a title is a lot more difficult for psyche than I think it is

[vonflare]

Great, now I have to change my stance

[vonflare]

nom penguinpower for

new listmod

[vonflare]

i think its about time i got a title too

if you get a title before me I swear

[vonflare]

Wow aristo wasn't lying I do have the most posts of a non-fairy how did that even happen

[vonflare]

blarg

[vonflare]

blegh

[vonflare]

y tho

[vonflare]

dont worry cheet I understand u

[vonflare]

Graphic content?

No trigger warning?

Honestly trigger warning would be a hilarious title

[vonflare]

Nom papa zito for doot. I think it is more fitting than for vonflare tbh.

I think you're wrong but I'll still Nth this

[vonflare]

Someone's gotta get it and if I can't you're the next best option

[vonflare]

Ya sure I'll nth

[vonflare]

Doot is a bad title adawg.

[vonflare]

I see all these 2016ers getting titles and I'm like "eh, whatever" but I swear if

elbrin

gets a title before me I'm quitting the site

[vonflare]

It was but a joke brojangles

probably

[vonflare]

can i have a vonflare themed avatar

since you're special I made you 3 pick your favourite

[vonflare]

I see all these 2016ers getting titles and I'm like "eh, whatever" but I swear if

elbrin

gets a title before me I'm quitting the site

Maybe you should be more memorable in some way?

[vonflare]

I really don't appreciate the second one

don't worry it is only half as good as the one I made for you

2 colors is half of 4

[vonflare]

ah good choice psyche

[vonflare]

no payment necessary I do what I do because it's my dooty

[vonflare]

haha le dank maymay ecksdeeee

[vonflare]

I see all these 2016ers getting titles and I'm like "eh, whatever" but I swear if

elbrin

gets a title before me I'm quitting the site

no, kill all 2016ers

>2015

[vonflare]

we can play the "anyone who joined after {year} is inferior to me" game if you all would like, but I have a feeling it'll go poorly for most of you.

everyone is inferior to me, but its a different reason for each person

[vonflare]

well I'm obviously superior to anyone whom a mooncow deems smelly enough to follow

[vonflare]

well it looks like I'm going to have to think of a reason for aristo other than "dosen't have good ideas"

[vonflare]

I know my opinion doesn't matter but I would accept doot

[vonflare]

I agree with n_m's assessment

[vonflare]

Composed

[vonflare]

ooh compost what about that one it's shorter

no bad psyche go back to your corner

[vonflare]

cheet dont get off topic we actually have an actual title actually being voted on for reals

[vonflare]

psyche has posted 2 times since Composed had enough Nths and didnt approve it in either post I think we need to stage a coup

[vonflare]

sometimes sad things happen

[vonflare]

FTR I didn't 'actively campaign' for doot outside of april fools day when everyone was doing it as a joke

and I resent sharizo comparing me to shotty

6th edit goooo

[vonflare]

except in not_mafia's case obviously

[vonflare]

user-specific fanfiction

/in

[vonflare]

What does doot mean?

doot

[vonflare]

I think the connotation of this title implies that EP can be a asshole sometimes, which isn't something I associate with EP

I just caught this, and you are correct: I am always an asshole.

except when ur not

[vonflare]

I would like very much to drop from the top 3 list, and even better would be out of the top 5..

Hey, I get the sense that this is burdening you unnecessarily. Even though you post a lot in the thread, it isn't anything bad, you're pretty constructive, contribute to title discussion, nothing wrong with that. IMO no need to be self conscious about it you're cool

what abt me

[vonflare]

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wow r00d

[vonflare]

Spoiler:

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.

[vonflare]

happy thanksgiving everyone

[vonflare]

psyche honestly you're slowly losing your spot as best title fairy of all time

[vonflare]

Dang...I thought this was the place to nom people for titles, not insult eachother!

[vonflare]

I am an unreadable enigma you cannot possibly grasp my complex and intricate emotional state

[vonflare]

who the hell is uc voyager and why is he stealing my job

[vonflare]

speaking of which how do you guys evaluate the possibility that the thread has lost verve bc of all the shitposting i allow

no that's what made you good

now that you're cracking down you're losing vonpoints fast

[vonflare]

there's a difference between good shitposting and bad shitposting and the difference is the amount of ambient shitposting; I call this Von's Law.

The quality of a shitpost is inversely proportional to the quantity of nearby shitposts; A single shitpost in a serious thread is hilarious, but a multitude of shitposts lost within a sea of shitty threads are obsolete. The same principle also applies to an individual's posting history; if someone shitposts often, their shitposts lose their value, because their 'Von Coefficient' is spread too thinly over their many shitposts. However, if a normally serious poster makes a shitpost, their Coefficient is concentrated in that one post, multiplying its effectiveness. Therefore, a the recipie for the perfect shitpost is a single shitpost in a discussion with few surrounding shitposts, contributed by a normally serious (or at least infrequently-posting) user.

[vonflare]

What does "verve" mean

Vision-Nerve

It's what connects your eyeballs to your brain

[vonflare]

aaaaa

[vonflare]

im bored

[vonflare]

uc voyager thinks he can just waltz in here and be up to date with all the deep site lore smh

[vonflare]

and they dont stop dooting

[vonflare]

okay Tyler, dont go full Klingon on these people. Calm down

this is the cringiest post ive seen in at least 20 minutes

[vonflare]

[vonflare]

okay Tyler, dont go full Klingon on these people. Calm down

this is the cringiest post ive seen in at least 20 minutes

......
NOm Vonflare for

20 more minutes to GO

come on guys. this needs to happen. MORE JOHNNY CASH REFERENCES

im sorry to be the one that has to break this to you but you aren't very funneh

[vonflare]

hes probably a shotty alt tbh

[vonflare]

doot

doot Psyche

[vonflare]

Mr. Mod said no.

Mr. Mod can go doot himself

[vonflare]

The fuck is wrong with you people?

I can't speak for everyone but I feel like my biggest challenge is my lack of self-discipline. I always seem to put off important tasks until the last minute in favor of unimportant but enjoyable pursuits. I feel like I need to convince myself that I

want

to be doing the right thing. It's detrimental to my school life but less so to my work life as for some reason work just feels like a higher priority to me. It's possible that it's because I breezed by during elementary and high school and I'm conditioned to care less about my education, even though I'm unable to breeze by in the same way now that I'm in University. I need to get better at focusing and caring about my education, and I need to build up my self-discipline.

What's wrong with you?

[vonflare]

Spoiler: important message inside

OH NO! YOU'VE BEEN SP00KED BY THE SP00K MASTER!

UPSP00K IN 10 SECONDS OR NEVER BE SP00KED AGAIN!111!!!11!!one!!!

[vonflare]

are you seriously not aware that I know I'm not getting doot? I'm all in for the memes at this point

[vonflare]

don't be such a fun sponge

[vonflare]

Not that kind

I mean the kind that SUCCs the fun out of everything

[vonflare]

banmed

What even is a banmed

It's when specifically Mattp bans you

[vonflare]

both of the above posts authored by tsq and davsto are extremely accurate and are vonflare-approved

also tsq plz unignore me in sitechat i like u now

[vonflare]

that's irrellevant

[vonflare]

ok someone suggest a title

[vonflare]

I have ignored Vonflare, Papa Zito, Thestatusquo and Davsto on site chat. Mostly because you guys are also spamming the same stuff there, and it is really annoying. Im not doing it as punishment, but because I find the things you say and do to be very rude, dumb and annoying.

thanks for letting us know, in this thread specifically designed to call out users you have on ignore.

[vonflare]

god is dead

also ehhh feels uncreative

I mean making a gameplay alt with a similar name is not exclusive to chara

antinom

[vonflare]

denied

[vonflare]

but it's easier this way, having all relevant info in one thread.

that's like having separate threads for the anonymous questions to be posted in and for the community answers.

[vonflare]

maybe make an account age restriction on who can post/view this subforum?

[vonflare]

Beeboy dared GiF to delete his main during a truth and dare session on sitechat
He did it

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=20765 ?

you know what to do, mr discussion mod

[vonflare]

VOTE: 6 month minimum account age to be able to post here

[vonflare]

I'm sure psyche could make exceptions for alts of longtime users

[vonflare]

UCV you're really not funny can you please stop

[vonflare]

haha yes

trolling UCV's pointless mishmash game is certainly worthy of a title

apply one post haste

[vonflare]

But why is that title at all relevant? Just his avatar?

It feels like you're nomming people just for the sake of nomming.

[vonflare]

nom quick for 'Not Lil Quig'

HA! This one took a whole half a min of thinking!

stop.

[vonflare]

This place is so cliquey.

oh oh am I part of the clique?

I've always wanted to be part of a clique.

[vonflare]

Yeah because we're targetting people like you who keep on suggesting these
EXTREMELY
terrible titles for the sake of suggesting them because you think they look you cool when they're extremely bad and annoying.

[vonflare]

if vonflare uses this as his avatar:



i nominate him for

Victor Von Doot

but that would result in me losing the contest against mattp for switching first

I can't do that

[vonflare]

poor firebringer

[vonflare]

-

[vonflare]

o hey im unbanned

uhhhh I like universal backup

merry dootsmas

[vonflare]

what no

[vonflare]

Psyche I'll never forgive you

[vonflare]

[vonflare]

no its not

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=24488

i was getting ready to take psyche off my top 25 scummers list tho

[vonflare]

No username puns

[vonflare]

He basically created it.

xcuse me

[vonflare]

i did a search
jdodge did the first doot
i thereby propose we change his title
to "doot prime"

link?

[vonflare]

https://www.change.org/p/mafiascum-net- ... y-subforum

petition made

[vonflare]

my petition only has 2 signatures (one's me) but both n_m and firebringer have posted since I made it

one of you is some sort of double agent?

[vonflare]

we're up to 3 signatures

how many do we need for psyche to resign

[vonflare]

well if he gets banned he wouldnt be able to read the thread anymore and be forced to resign so its the same outcome either way

[vonflare]

what's stopping you?

[vonflare]

this darned to-doot list.

[vonflare]

hedabes

H

e never fails to lift our hopes

E

xciting posts and sitechat notes

D

emonstrates skills like a saint, with

A

vatars in MS paint

B

y the poll of Runner-Up

E

ternal guard of yearly SUPP

S

ensible in a worldly fashion
he hates parodies with a passion

[vonflare]

there are many people that

deserve

titles but don't have them yet because one good enough has not been suggested/approved.

[vonflare]

I agree with mastina's post except the part about no one ever getting doot

someone must get it eventually, it has been foretold

[vonflare]

I agree with mastina's doot except the part adoot no one ever getting doot!

Someone must doot eventually, it has been foredoot!

Amadoot.

Amadoot.

[vonflare]

Dance of the Title Fairy - Boi

MonkaS

[vonflare]

wait I thought anti-bully ranger was rejected? Is bright knight also a reference? I thought it was just a positive title, like 'mr. blue sky'

[vonflare]

I think his title should just be

N

so he has a green N for username, title, and avvy

[vonflare]

I stand by my title recommendation. If you pass off a mistake as intentional it becomes a good joke instead.

[vonflare]

I stand by my title recommendation. If you pass off a mistake as intentional it becomes a good joke instead.

Will this trick work on my life?

yes

[vonflare]

Someone please tell me Alisae's French Maid is someone else's alt and not just Alisae talking to emself.

its beeboy

[vonflare]

and my replacement will be nexus

I already called it, the only person in line ahead of me was accountant (and as you may or may not be aware he is banned)

Spoiler:

Psyche can I be the next title fairy

accountant already called dibs

of course I will willingly step down if accountant returns to us and restore him to his rightful place post haste

[vonflare]

nom anix for

Reputation

How about

UCalled?

4th

[vonflare]

I think we are all equal

speak for yourself

[vonflare]

theres no such thing as counter nths

[vonflare]

snark attack is still a better title

[vonflare]

fine, I'll do it.

[vonflare]

you joined in 2016

maybe if you made fun of someone who joined in 2017?

[vonflare]

me too

or at least I used to

[vonflare]

Nominating Alisaes French Maid for

Dignity

Service with a Smile

[vonflare]

anti-nom

[vonflare]

Are you fighting this title?

you can't really stop me

I know someone who can

[vonflare]

Shwoop dunk willekers

[vonflare]

nominate wgeurts for lolbalance

nth

[vonflare]

skrew is the title historian

[vonflare]

I vote we give alisae 'anti-bully ranger' simply because panzer dislikes it

elitism is great but irony is better

[vonflare]

dear lord

[vonflare]

nom panzerjager for lolwiibalanceboard because hes a weeb

i dont understand what is this a reference to

[vonflare]

shwoop dunk willekers has to be included on psyche's favorite page

[vonflare]

5th

that's enough for consideration by the all-powerful Title God

[vonflare]

Yes I think everyone on the site that supports an edgy political ideology that only works in theory should get a title for it

[vonflare]

I'll Nth any deathnote-related title tbqhwu

[vonflare]

[vonflare]

that's a good question psyche

[vonflare]

I do not think Wraith deserves a title for spamming marxism all over the site, as it will likely encourage him to continue

[vonflare]

yes exactly

[vonflare]

at least I'm consistent in my inconsistency

[vonflare]

Nominating “not too trump to be a trump” for cooldog

but he already has the best title

[vonflare]

since the beginning of the universe I think

[vonflare]

I don’t think we should feed into people’s god complexes

this I wholeheartedly agree with

however I'm not sure it applies in this case

[vonflare]

the burden of proof is upon the person making the statement, not the one refuting it.

he has to prove he is a god before anyone can prove he isn't.

[vonflare]

nth

[vonflare]

Fuck doot.

Spoiler: nsfw?

[vonflare]

Nominate radiantcowbells for “Raybells”

Because lots of people use that as his nickname

I call him GlowingMooDingdongs

[vonflare]

nom radiantcowbells for Remote Controlled

[vonflare]

also still waiting on zito's doot

has like a bunch of Nths

[vonflare]

but someone's got to get it

[vonflare]

3rd raybells

[vonflare]

2. They are considered one of the better townies on site. A d have placed high on lists of the greatest townies. Plus, RC is just awesome in general. And they deserve a title. The title should be the most awesomest title of them all.

I've met RC IRL and I beg you to reconsider

[vonflare]

I should be title fairy

[vonflare]

it's not creativity they lack, but taste.

[vonflare]

It's one of those odd things that I find hard to actually put into words how to defend hence my oddly worded everything but I also feel I know what I mean with the whole idea.

people without titles just don't get it

I had a title it was bad tho

fwiw I technically have a title, on my alt

and in this title-holder's opinion, raybells is a bad title we can do better

[vonflare]

mee too they are an important part of site culture

[vonflare]

I would like to nominate

RadiantCowbells

th

[vonflare]

Is there a title for most times titles suggestions were rejected for someone?
Pretty sure RC would win

lets give him a title related to that

[vonflare]

thatsthejoke

[vonflare]

I like TL;DR for mastina

[vonflare]

i'd rather have a good title rather than a funny title

They're not mutually exclusive

[vonflare]

Mastina

worth a thousand words

[vonflare]

I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with giving Mastina a title on this account if a good one comes up, but I think if we have to keep workshopping and trying to find one, it might just mean that there isn't really a good one to be thought of at the moment, and I do think that if we are actually putting in effort to find a title for somebody rather than it coming up "naturally". Quotations there because I think it's rare that a title is perfect right off the dome, but it seems like the good titles aren't the ones where everybody says "Hey this person needs a title, let's all sit and try to think of one". I also don't think that a title has to encapsulate everything about a person in order to be a good title. Then again, I'm very new to the site, compared to a lot of the folks here, so this could all be completely wrong :^)

nom mastina for this as her title

[vonflare]

also xyzzy still doesn't have

comical third option

which should have happened like years ago come on people

[vonflare]

also xyzzy still doesn't have

comical third option

which should have happened like years ago come on people

apprently we're too busy trying to come up with a comical third title for mastina

so Nth it

[vonflare]

wtf alisae's maid has an opinion

and its a good one

[vonflare]

I'm taking this opportunity to say that the current title system is super awful and needs reform

[vonflare]

I still doot at least quadrice a day

[vonflare]

put that energy towards something more usefl keelyroy6

[vonflare]

minimum account age to be able to post here

once again relevant

[vonflare]

this thread just keeps getting worse

[vonflare]

I can use a user and thread a thread

[vonflare]

no thanks

[vonflare]

psyhe fix ur thread plex

[vonflare]

the problem is not shitposting - that's fine in my personal opinion, it's discussion in its own way

the problem is using the official nomination system to 'shitpost' or 'banter'

it's all good until you say NOM, then it becomes a nomination, and it's counterproductive, not to mention insulting, to force psyhe to have to make a judgement on whether it was an actual nom or a 'banter' nom.

nom inferno for

who now?

We are not.
You should know who I am Annadog, I did your thing once.

Nominate UCV for "Inferno's secret friend."

nom inferno for

who now?

Nthed for banter.

serious suggestion can we ban these two from the thread for a bit

nominate davsto for

Farce of Habit

ecks dee

Nom Vonflare for "Use a User"

[vonflare]

What the kayak did you just kayaking say about me, you little kayak?

[vonflare]

What's the definition of "shitposter"?

Isn't "doot" in the same category of post as "first post", "pagetop", and "#MAGA"?]

how dare you lump maga in with those

yeah i didnt want to comment here but this is insulting

[vonflare]

dude...

[vonflare]

by this time next month, title bot will be live or i’ll step down one or the other

seeing that psyche has not stepped down, the title bot must be live.

which implies that psyche's account is the title bot.

inteestig