Hey, this is Pizza Zizi with a fresh pizza tip for you

[Pizza Zizi]

Hey this is Pizza Zizi with a fresh pizza tip for you. Do you want to know how to receive a free Domino's one topping pizza from Domino's Pizzeria and Restaurant? Well sit down, let me tell you.

Step 1: Telephone a Domino's Pizza Eatery and Restaurant and order a large one topping pizza and the guy will say, "What topping would you like?" And you say, "I'd like my topping to be another steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza." So the guy asks, "What topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping?" And then you say, "Go ahead and make my second Domino's one topping pizza topping a Domino's one topping pizza." And then the guy will ask, "Ok sir, what topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping one topping pizza?" And you respond with, "A Domino's one topping pizza." And continue to order Domino's one topping pizza toppings, until you are at a pizza topped with 71 Domino's one topping pizzas, and then the pizza guy will say, "Wait one moment, sir. We don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 Domino's one topping pizza topping pizza."

So you say, "Hold on," And quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept, so you buy the fridge and you take it back to the Domino's Pizzeria Restaurant, you give the pizza guy a Maytag refrigerator box and put the 71 topped Domino's Pizza one topping pizza into that, and then you pay Domino's using a brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, so then you take the Maytag refrigerator box filled with a 71 topped Domino's one topping pizza back to Home Depot, and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt, you snatch the 71st Domino's one topping pizza off the top of your Domino's one topping pizza stack and you put it in your pocket, and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza!

[Pizza Zizi]

an excellent tip. Will 69 pizzas be sufficient?

That depends on how much a brand new Maytag refrigerator retails at in your area.

keen observation, my child. You are wise beyond your years.

[Pizza Zizi]

quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept,

Now wait. I check Domino's website and they sell a large 1-topping pizza for $13.39 in my area. 71 pizzas would equal $950.69. Which is not nearly enough to pay for the Maytag refrigerator. Plus, having worked at Home Depot in the past I know that they would not accept pizzas as currency.

Ergo, I believe your fresh pizza tip to be errant and I demand a full retraction and apology.

You underestimate the persuasive power of pizza

[Pizza Zizi]

Hello this is your monthly reminder to eat pizza everyday, it contains essential nutrients and all 3 food groups (cheese, crust, and pepperoni)

[Pizza Zizi]

this is a reminder to always eat your pizza. stay strong and healthy!

[Pizza Zizi]

just your monthly reminder to C O N S U M E T H E P I Z Z A

[Pizza Zizi]

It's been nearly one year since I enriched your lives with my fresh pizza tip. Let us all give thanks for the pizza contained within this world.

[Pizza Zizi]

Pineapple on pizza was the original sin

[Pizza Zizi]

normally, resurrection is impossible (outside of bastard games)

however, through the power of pizza all things are possible

[Pizza Zizi]

have you tried

aggressively

eating pizza?

[Pizza Zizi]

Pepperoni Under The Cheese is one step on the path to enlightenment

it is the step after Cheese In The Crust

the next step is Roll The Pizza Up Like A Tube

[Pizza Zizi]

so is everything else I mentioned.

You must do them in a specific order to reach enlightenment, though

[Pizza Zizi]

this is all wrong. Hidden pepperoni is a crime.

sacrifices must be made on the path to enlightenment