Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

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ego

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My heart is warmed nonetheless

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I like that this thread's reaction to the new site rule about spam posting is to reward a spam poster.

That's the way I like it and I never get bored

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Fourth cheater

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I am completely bemused, tbh.

Exactly what a cheater would say

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Nominate

Lil Uzi Vert

for

poot

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Is that an nth?

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Aren't we all?

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why do you put periods at the end of your sentences and capitalize letters

The default position is to type correctly, you have to justify why we should type like you

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I was being ironic or something.

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shwp dnk wllkrs

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And they don't stop coming

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Nominate von flare for x = x ∈ ℝ {-∞<x<∞}

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uʍoɹɟ

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Nominate Gorkington for Cheetory6

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Nominate every user on the site for

We are all garbage

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I think psyche didn't intend this as an April fools but he's going to claim it was one tomorrow because of how pear shaped it's gone

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Haha I don't actually think I'm garbage I got you guys real good this time.

Too late, you're forever garbage

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Are you actually serious

Aren't we all?

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No this is a step in the right direction

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Nominate Spiffeh for

shotty

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Nominate drshottymyizsik for

Spiffeh

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Nominate Cromulent Simpsons Quote for

Embiggened

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Nominate PanzerJaeger for

Warning: Sharp Edges

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Nominate Kuroixhf for

King

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Says the guy who was banned from discussion forums

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I'd like to keep my title thx.

also I told you so. all of you.

Me too

[Not_Mafia]

gah my title put it back

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Where's this so-called poll for me to reclaim what is rightfully mine

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I'm still discussion banned but McMenno is not, this was all a grand conspiracy to get rid of me. Notice how mine was a month and everyone else was a week, it was a code to site staff, take this guy ou for his investigative pieces in Scumread.

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How are you posting the Announcement thread?

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You're part of the conspiracy, how could you betray a fellow shitposter?

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I should at least get a title for CONTINUING to tell everyone it was an april fools joke, and being RIGHT, even after psyche had bamboozled everyone else

so did I

aren't we all

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It was fun, fuck the haters

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It's still an april fool

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We all know Elbirn's title is Meme Police

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That's 5

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You know deep down it fits you

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when i get the time and a computer i'll fix things up
we are officially in the old system

Please give Elbirn meme police

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I like I'm no fool

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I like I'm no fool

best endorsement for doot I've heard yet

Well I like you, so what does that say about you?

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Do a series of heats followed by a final

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It changes automatically based on my mood

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Sometimes I feel topsy-turvy

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And they don't stop coming

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Can the winning title replace Khan Man, so as not to upset the title equilibrium

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I think Von Flare and I should both win

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But it's about the people, not you

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I encourage vonflare votes as well as N_M votes

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What is the current state of the poll?

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What is the current state of the poll?

Nebraska

Bose-Einstein Condensate

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I think we need an electoral college system

Shitposters 9 Electors
Mods 5 Electors
Mafia Addicts 4 Electors
Mishmashers 2 Electors
Social Fixtures 7 Electors

27 Electors, 14 needed to win

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What users would these independents contain?

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Independents is just anyone not in any of the above categories.

Give me one example

There are several mafia-based titles, they should have a significant amount of sway

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Titles are social, mods shouldn't be the biggest faction, shitposters and social fixtures should be, I still think my original proposal is the correct balance

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For title purposes, mod

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Yay thanks guys, I voted doot and think it should be part of my prize

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Nah I'll keep Smash Hit

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Mr. Blue Pills

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Where's muh Smash Hit?

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Is this the true April Fools prank, that the winner never gets a title?

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I will have my revenge psyche, it may not be today it may not be tomorrow, but it will happen

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VonFlare - "doot"

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Meme police for Elnora

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Elbirn

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Try OOC tags if bbcode works

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Very esoteric

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That's a level of sophistication far beyond us

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Non vonflare for

doot

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5th Salmon

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Your mum is a shit title

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Shaziro is a salmon

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??

?? What? Shaziro is a salmon so he's getting the title salmon

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nth doot

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Why? DRK is a frog, Shaziro is a salmon.

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But now you have to follow precedent

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There's doots to be n'thd

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There's no shame in what you are

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Khan Man really takes the edge off of KK's criticism

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Don't lump doot in with salmon KK

Why? They're both things that're never going to happen

Aren't we all?

Do you (plural you) understand how the "aren't we all" meme is supposed to be used or no?

aren't we all

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Once a shitposter, always a shitposter

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terrible Kelly Clarkson song

This is an oxymoron

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doot has 7 n'ths

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Because it finished third in the vote
Like Gary Johnson
Who is a libertarian
Who doesn't know what Aleppo is
Or a single leader he can respect

By approving doot you can

Expand liberty by giving out another title
Give Gary a leader to respect by listening to the people
And you can learn about doot the way Gary learnt about Aleppo

Or you can reject it and spread authoritarianism, ignorance and disrespct

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Happy scumday Psyche

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Please approve doot as a scumday present to yourself

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Hamilton is not a play

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Incorrect

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False

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Why has doot not been accepted?

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Hamilton is not a play

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Was it removed because of the ban?

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I don't think I'll be a stickler. I'll

approve

Alisae's title on the grounds of its pithy style and broad support. Let's see if he accepts it. No more "they're cheerful" justifications for title noms, though. That's apparently not very special.

Can we call a moratorium on titles for belligerence aswell then please?

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All noms are bad. The entirety of this thread is people focusing more on trying to feel clever than they are actually trying to give noms that properly take stock of other people's traits and what they give to the community.

Meme Police

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We can't

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Is this performance art?

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I like Surivivor

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Nth

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Sassy and fat

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tood

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Meme Police

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Was accountant's title a good title?
a poll

The answer is self evident

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Nah. It was fun, but nah.

When Ari rejects a nom you know you fucked up

Nee nor nee nor

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Nth

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How's things vonflare?

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Administration section doesn't fall under a discussion ban

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Okay, so because he's abusive

Trash.

Next.

Hell in a Cell

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Well, Firebringer chose it

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Nom vonflare for

dootiful disaster

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Banned so hard

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Put it in their sig

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That's like saying shitpost would hurt my post history

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30 pages of doot puns in protest?

Don't mind if I doot

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nom Gorkington for

doot

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nom ThinkBig for

doot

[Not_Mafia]

You're fine.
People are exaggerated in how much they gave you shit for title thread stuff especially when youve been fine in here for ages.
Its not like anyone is dropping good title suggestions that you're even distracting from.

Did you even read my doot nom, that shit was gold

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Nom annadog for

down to buissness

bc she is a no jokes kinda girl and everyones gotta know it by her title

Wut

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Can we remove Khan Man now?

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Nom all users for doot

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I suppose it is

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Doot is a bad title adawg.

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Doot now has 26 nths

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It looks fine

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Nominate Elbirn for

Meme Police

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doot

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I think psyche should give vonflare doot in exchange for the avatar

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Such magnanimousness must be rewarded with a title

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meme police already reached 5 nths once, should just be granted

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List them all

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doot for vonflare got to 22 nths

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A Recent Public Policy Polling poll shows that 81% of Americans support doot for vonflare but because of establishment administration shills like you we still don't have it

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doot

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And they doot stop coming

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doot

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There are none

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doot will live forever in our hearts

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when do i get a specifically congratulatory post/pm combo

When you approve doot

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What does doot mean?

doot

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Not even a rainbow

Your mum is not a rainbow

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Pls approve meme police for Elbirn

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Nom Psyche for

I Don't Deserve This

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I think the lesson here is that Elbirn should be given Meme Police

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It was doot

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It was doot

why????what do you find so cool about doot.........it is very.....dumb

doot

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I already ahve a title tyvm

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and they dont stop dooting

ok....can i get an origin story of doot

doot

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And they don't stop coming

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Nom vonflare for

dootiful disaster

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The fuck is wrong with you people?

Where do I even begin?

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It's not a meme anymore though. It's campaigning for a title, which isn't allowed and should have got you, NM, Zito, and Firebringer banmed already.

Someone hand me the andidoot for these poisonous words

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I've been doing it for years and no one has bothered to look in to my main

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Why not is a good reason

Your mum is a good reason

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Wut

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it is a long story

We have the time

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Oh you and your japes

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This is the curse of doot

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ONce the dotting stopped, this was wrought

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Nth Apple of Discord

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For what its worth ive been trying to brainstorm a title for shaziro that incorporates dnd and discord and his overall warm/fun personality for several months
I dont know if this one is good enough and i think we can do a lot better

Your mum is not good enough and needs to do a lot better

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I think there's a pretty glaring issue with giving someone a title for getting banned from the title thread

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It's a chao

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i did a search
jdodge did the first doot
i thereby propose we change his title
to "doot prime"

plz don't shitpost in this very important thread

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It's over psyche, there's no way out of this one

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I'll let you off with a warning if you give vonflare "doot" as a title

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I for one, have had my faith in humanity shaken

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Signing petitions is a waste of time and my time is obviously important because I’m on this productive site

If listmods have time, why don't you?

#Rekt

Maybe that's because you're not working hard enough

#Rekt

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vonflare must now resign as head of the Fairy Thread Change Commision

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People also can't do something if they're dead, doesn't mean I want to murder everyone I don't want to do something

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Your mum

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Thank you Ken M

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And you've resorted to lying, is there any low you won't stoop to?

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We are all doot, that's the beauty of it

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All doots are equal, but some doots are more equal than others

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Is that a challenge?

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We already have a title for making no sense, one more can't hurt

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I stand by my title recommendation. If you pass off a mistake as intentional it becomes a good joke instead.

Will this trick work on my life?

[Not_Mafia]

No titles would ever be approved again

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Glet conflate replace you so he can ban himself.

Wut

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I think we are all equal

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No

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I'll do a TUPP if someone gives me a list of the titles of all active users

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Is there any way you can scrape users with titles for me Psyche, if not I'll do it manually

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yeah ill send you the list asap, today or tomorrow

Is it possible to get last post date too? If it's not too much trouble

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Nom UC Voyager for

Title Fight

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Are you fighting this title?

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tl;dr

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Bancy

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WEEB signed on in 1947 by Jack Spurgeon Younts and Elizabeth M. Younts as the Sandhills Community Broadcasters, Inc. WEEB originally operated on an FCC frequency of 1360 kHz and later moved to 990 kHz with a daytime power of 5000 watts. WEEB only operated sunrise to sunset. In the 70's and 80's WEEB used the slogan, "The Best of Everything Radio". WEEB operated with an Adult Contemporary music format using "The Entertainers" as the programming music source.

WEEB carried the Tobacco Radio Network for North Carolina News, later referred to as the North Carolina News Network (NCNN). WEEB carried ABC Information News at the top of every hour and ABC Entertainment Network News at the bottom of every hour. Also a staple of WEEB was Paul Harvey News and Comment at 8:30AM and 12:30PM, and his "Rest of the Story" airing in the afternoons. Both ABC and TN sports were broadcast as well as weather from the TN Network.[1]

On January 1, 1982, Younts sold WEEB to the Celebration Radio Group until the late 1980s when the station was resold.

In 1990, after WSTS in Laurinburg changed from gospel music to Top 40, WEEB changed from "older and milder rock music" to gospel. Jerry Stout, the former WSTS program director and morning host, moved to those same positions at WEEB.[2]

Today WEEB is 10,000 watts day, 5,000 watts during critical hours and 26 watts at night. It is a news/talk station serving the Golf Capital of the World. WEEB is owned by "Steve Leader" Adams at this latest writing.

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Stop is a work of about 20 minutes duration, written in a single session at the blackboard in 1965 during a composition seminar at the Cologne Courses for New Music 1964–65, in response to a request from a student for a demonstration of the process of creating a work, including "precise details". The instrumentation is flexible, and an organic process binding the whole together must also be developed from the basic score to make a version before it can be performed. The title stems from the fact that, from time to time, noises or coloured silences stop these processes of unfolding of groups of pitches (Stockhausen 1971, 72; Kurtz 1992, 146). In addition to the original score, two performing versions made by the composer have been published: a "Paris Version" for nineteen instruments, Nr. 18½ (1969), and Stop und Start (Stop and Start) for six instrumental groups (twelve performers) (2001) Nr. 18⅔. The altered title of the 2001 version simply reflects the fact that a new sound group starts up after each interruption (Stockhausen 2002, 9 and 36). The "Paris Version" was that of the world premiere, given on 2 June 1969 under the baton of Diego Masson in the Théâtre National Populaire, Palais de Chaillot, as part of the fifth of a series of seven concerts of Stockhausen's works (Stockhausen 1971, 72, 75–76). A "London Version" was made in 1973. Although this version was performed and recorded, it is close to the Paris version (Stockhausen 1978, 77) and has neither been published nor given a separate number in the composer's catalog.

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6th

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Nom vonflare for Light Turner

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Meh, Bro has two other titles to falls back on

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Can you prove Boonskiies isn't a god?

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Nth

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A UC antinom should count as 2 nths

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People suggest wedding gifts for themselves but they're still given to them by other people

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Khan Man

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It's one of those odd things that I find hard to actually put into words how to defend hence my oddly worded everything but I also feel I know what I mean with the whole idea.

people without titles just don't get it

They are lesser beings as we all know