Kill The Moderator

Chardev · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:28 am

"Well, well, well, welcome to Normal Mafia. In this game, you--what the hell, I'm not here for mafia.

I'm Chardev, your new overlord. As the moderator, I have godlike powers enabling me to take over the site!

What's wrong? Do you look unhappy? TOO BAD. Unless you want to kill me you're out of luck.

Now, where are the rules? Oh. I lost them. Guess I'll just make some up."

1. "Don't expect attacks to actually work. I AM the moderator."
2. "You can help me, but I will betray you."
3. "Yes, you can defeat me, but you need to use attacks I can't get around. (why did I say that)"
4. "If an attack works, it will deal little damage, and I will do something to make sure it doesn't work again."
5. "Red in quotes is my color. Don't use it."
6. "Try to keep things mafia-themed. This is in MafiaScum."

"Let's begin, shall we?

Chardev

[C]

100/100

Chardev · Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:28 am

"Reserved. Because why not."

Chardev · Post Post #4 (isolation #2) » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:38 am

In post 2, Annadog40 wrote:I didn't look at my role pm.

"Are we seriously doing this?"

In post 3, Inferno390 wrote:/in

"You don't have to /in. Just post when you like, I don't care."

Chardev · Post Post #8 (isolation #3) » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:05 am

In post 5, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 3, Inferno390 wrote:/in
VOTE: Inferno390 Your first evolved form isn't even water type.

"Welcome Annadog40,

Quintuple Voter Townie

.

You lynch Inferno390 because of your ability!

In post 6, Inferno390 wrote:But it's final evolved form is! VOTE: Chardev

"You are too busy being lynched to do that!"

In post 7, MarioManiac4 wrote:VOTE: chardev

"Welcome MarioManiac4,

Vanilla Townie

.

It'll take a lot more than that to stop me!"

Chardev

[C]

, 100/100: MarioManiac4

With 4 alive it'll take 3 to lynch.

Chardev · Post Post #20 (isolation #4) » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:55 am

In post 9, Inferno390 wrote:Anna, you have so much power! Vote Chardev, not me!

*no effect*

In post 10, MarioManiac4 wrote:
drop a nuclear bomb on Chardev

"No effect, as I was in my nuclear fallout shelter. You, on the other hand..."

In post 11, Inferno390 wrote:I'll be a town Governor, stop my own lynch, then VOTE: Chardev

"Okay."

In post 12, James Brafin wrote:Easy. I'm going to get you modkilled for abuse of power.

In post 13, James Brafin wrote:Thereby defeating you.

"Do you honestly think I'd modkill MYSELF?"

In post 14, Inferno390 wrote:OHHHHHHH

*no effect*

In post 15, Save The Dragons wrote:
hug: chardev

Chardev is disabled!

In post 16, Aronis wrote:
"this cannot go badly, right?"

In post 17, Inferno390 wrote:
Aronis wrote:
"this cannot go badly, right?"

"Lol."

"Indeed it can! I am now undisabled!"

In post 18, Annadog40 wrote:This is now a hydra with Chloe the cat, here's her game analysis.

yu.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"wat"

In post 19, Iprobablysuck wrote:
Use Lock-On and hit Chardev with Guillotine, Horn Drill, Sheer Cold and Fissure

It has no effect! Chardev uses OP BERSERKER SMASH! One-hit KO!

Chardev

[C]

,

Bastard Moderator

100/100: 2 (Inferno390, MarioManiac4)
Annadog40

[AC]

,

Quintuple Voter Townie

MarioManiac4

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Inferno390

[AC]

,

Town Governor

With four alive it takes 3 to lynch.

Chardev · Post Post #29 (isolation #5) » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:16 pm

In post 21, Inferno390 wrote:VOTE: Chardev

"You're already voting me!"

In post 22, James Brafin wrote:NO, I'm getting the rest of the mods on the community. They'll replace you as mod, then ban you for abuse of power.

"Nexus has been called!"

In post 23, MarioManiac4 wrote:Everyone dies in the nuclear explosion, leaving Chardev alone with nothing to do for eternity. Eventually he commits suicide and we win.

"Retroactively stopped!"

In post 24, James Brafin wrote:No, I'm a target-all compulsive Day-and-night-rolestopper townie.

"Also retroactively stopped!"

In post 25, Inferno390 wrote:But then you'd stop all my Governor abilities. What if we need to stop a lynch on an important PR somewhere in here?
You should be a Town Day/NightJailkeeper.

In post 26, James Brafin wrote:Okay, that's what I am. And I can change my target at any time. I stopped the nuke., therefore showing kindness to my fellow man and making the mod feel sorry for his evils.

"Okay. Unfortunately, I have crossed the Moral Event Horizon and cannot repent."

In post 27, Inferno390 wrote:Everyone vote Chardev. VOTE: Chardev

"You only have one vote."

In post 28, James Brafin wrote:VOTE: ChardevPlease repent of your crimes before death, Chardev!
Also, I'm an executioner as well. HAMMER.

"Ouch! 2 damage!"

Since Nexus has been called, Chardev will be destroyed. However, this will take a while, and Chardev will attack Nexus during that period. Defend Nexus!

Chardev

[C]

,

Bastard Moderator

98/100: 3 (Inferno390, MarioManiac4, James Brafin)
Annadog40

[AC]

,

Quintuple Voter Townie

MarioManiac4

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Inferno390

[AC]

,

Town Governor

James Brafin

[AC]

,

Instant Day/Night Town Jailkeeper

Nexus

[AC]

,

List Mod

10000/10000 (Charge: 0%)

With five alive it takes 4 to lynch.

Chardev · Post Post #33 (isolation #6) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:03 am

In post 30, James Brafin wrote:I'm going to roleblock Chardev, so I protect Nexus by preventing Chardev from doing anything.

"Excellent, I am now incapable of doing Mafia-related actions."

In post 31, Iprobablysuck wrote:I'm a day unbloackable Serial Killer who can also target people who've already been lynched as well those who haven't, and I kill you.

"Since I'm jailed, the attack is canceled."

In post 32, StrangerCoug wrote:*drops down from the sky and lands on Chardev*

Hi
VOTE: Chardev

NPC Turn

Nexus is charging.

Chardev cuts Nexus's ethernet cable. The connection loss messes up his mafia game, causing 10000 damage to him.

Chardev

[C]

,

Bastard Moderator

98/100: 4 (Inferno390, MarioManiac4, James Brafin, StrangerCoug)
Annadog40

[AC]

,

Quintuple Voter Townie

MarioManiac4

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Inferno390

[AC]

,

Town Governor

James Brafin

[AC]

,

Instant Day/Night Town Jailkeeper

Nexus

[AC]

,

List Mod

9000/10000 (Charge: 20%)

With five alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Chardev · Post Post #36 (isolation #7) » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:49 am

In post 34, StrangerCoug wrote:HURT WITH A BLADE: Chardev

"I grab the blade and drive it into your skull."

In post 35, Chickadee wrote:VOTE: Chardev

NPC Turn

Nexus is charging.

Chardev vigs Nexus, dealing 20000 damage.

Chardev

[C]

,

Bastard Moderator

98/100: 5 (Inferno390, MarioManiac4, James Brafin, StrangerCoug, Chickadee)
Annadog40

[AC]

,

Quintuple Voter Townie

MarioManiac4

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Inferno390

[AC]

,

Town Governor

James Brafin

[AC]

,

Instant Day/Night Town Jailkeeper

Nexus

[AC]

,

List Mod

7000/10000 (Charge: 40%)
Chickadee

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

With seven alive it takes 6 to lynch.

Chardev · Post Post #44 (isolation #8) » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:28 am

You have resummoned the moderator due to your necroing antics. Nice job.

Mod post shortly.

Chardev · Post Post #45 (isolation #9) » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:30 am

In post 37, Vijarada wrote:i drive meat skewers into your skull

"Muh skull!1!1! That cost a lot of money!"

In post 38, Gamma Emerald wrote:I aid Chardev by suggesting he enter a Safety Sphere I designed.

"Sure, why not.

In post 39, Vijarada wrote:i drive meat skewers into
your
skull

"Who?"

In post 40, Fenraiser wrote:VOTE: Chardev

OMGUS YOU ARE THE WORST MOD EVER! YOU EVEN MESSED UP THE VC AND FORGOT THAT I WAS IN IT!!!!!

"Fenraiser has been officially reprimanded for misunderstanding how modposts work."

In post 41, StrangerCoug wrote:
Suicide bomb: Chardev

"BP vest."

In post 42, Iprobablysuck wrote:I hit Chardev with a necro-bump

You resummon Chardev!

In post 43, Harambey180 wrote:
Chardev loses 102 health for being inactive as a mod 102 days

Hmm no I'll be nice, I'll divide it by two, you lose 51 health.

"Hey, you don't get to decide that!"

NPC turn

Nexus is charging.

Chardev force-replaces Nexus for 3000 damage!

Chardev

[C]

,

Bastard Moderator

98/100: 6 (Inferno390, MarioManiac4, James Brafin, StrangerCoug, Chickadee, Fenraiser)
Annadog40

[AC]

,

Quintuple Voter Townie

MarioManiac4

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Inferno390

[AC]

,

Town Governor

James Brafin

[AC]

,

Instant Day/Night Town Jailkeeper

Nexus

[AC]

,

List Mod

4000/10000 (Charge: 60%)
Chickadee

[AC]

,

Vanilla Townie

Fenraiser

[AC]

,

Town Cop

With 8 alive it will take 7 to lynch. Yes, I am cheating.