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2. Almost50
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4. Lifthrasil
5. Srceenplay
6. Vecna
7. Nancy Drew 39
8. northsidegal
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10. mutantdevle
11. Ms Columbo
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13. Venmar
14. TheGoldenParadox
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16. Cerberus v666
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18. SnarkySnowman
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22. Chickadee
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As we are nearing the end of our "PLAY" phase, I would like to inform all of you that only Virgins may be recruited, the number of you totaling 16 (man you guys need to get laid).
For the leaders of our groupie packs, I would like to inform you that those virgins may be found by searching for those who have a big, red "V" scrawled on their foreheads with lipstick.
Finally, I would like to announce that Creature and Dunkerdoodles have recently been spotted sneaking out of the toolshed out back - hair and clothes all askew Perhaps they should erase the V?
Virgin count: 14
It's time once again to recount the events of the last PAUSE, as we near the end of today's PLAY.
On last update, we had 14 virgins remaining. That number has decreased further! For one of you has become a groupie!
And oh, what's this? Creature with yet another conquest? What a slut! Creature has come out of the greenhouse, towing both Porkens and Varsoon! A lot of firsts are happening
Virgin Count: 11
^ that has absolutely nothing to do with anything other than me illustrating voting for V had no impact on the game - just to be extra clearIn post 1689, drealmerz7 wrote:
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/gets out red lipstick (from my PURSE, okay!?!?) and marks a big redonto Srceenplay's, Varsoon's, and Boonskiies' foreheadsV
vote "V" to get yours!
On our last update, we had 11 virgins! Since then, Creature has stolen the virginity of four more innocent souls! How naughty. He's really good at relieving all this.... tension.
In addition, one might like to know that two more people became groupies - dammit, Janet, that's something else! We're really whittling the numbers down, we may have to invite more to the party to round them out. Or maybe we'll have to start kicking out some of these shameless folk! Stay tuned, guests.
Virgin Count: 5
Attention everyone! The party is really starting to heat up. As of now, there are NO MORE VIRGINS remaining! That's right, they're all gone. What a bunch of hoes you all are. Seriously. This means there can be no more groupie recruitment - at least, for now.
This is where everything heats up. Janet, a 'third' cult leader, is now dead, and the remaining cults are wary. This 'play' will end rather quickly to make sure to get your fucks in a row. DUCKS! Did I say fucks? Fuck... Get your ducks in a row.
I am, however, sorry to have lied to you - Creature was NOT the one deflowering all the guests - his name was used by the real hound, to draw attention from himself. Or herself. Or themself - we really don't know.