Mini Normal 1969 - Blessed Mafia (Werewolf Win)

[Aristophanes]

Pregame posts?
Neato!

[Aristophanes]

9 pages already? How exciting!

Reading up!

[Aristophanes]

However I find it a bit disconcerting that Ari came in, said he was excited to read and hasn't posted. It's a rough entry to the game for scum because they have to feign reactions to town playing outside the book, which takes time.

Lol I had a friend over so I only had a chance to read the first 3 pages.

Your claim is meh. Like, I don't much care about it and it hasn't told me anything to this point. I'm continuing my read now though!

Not much else happened to that point!

[Aristophanes]

Not even a general overview of the possible roles here?

How am I supposed to know how many motherfuckers we got to throw into our volcano before town wins then?

Not even like 2-2-9 or 2-2-1-8 or 3-10?

That sucks.

It's probably 10:3, with an outside chance of 9:2:2. I hope to God it's not multiball though.

(Flashbacks to Boon's last large game, which Assemble and I were both in. This game is already reminding me of that one.)

OMG Smart is here!!!! <3

What do you think of all this setup talk from the get go? It makes me question Jaydragon. Feels like they are feigning not knowing what the distribution is! Like, just a bit of am overblown reaction, no?

[Aristophanes]

No wpreies! Welcome to the site

I'll note your newer status as that has a huge bearing on reads!

[Aristophanes]

Espe, I catch up before I take hard stances unless something is damning! Thus far these are just my thoughts

[Aristophanes]

Myself, Una, Espeonage, Tchill, AND doodle still have a vote on Archwing by the way, in case you've forgotten.

If he has five votes already on day 1, odds are he's not town.

Not quite how that works

[Aristophanes]

OMG Smart is here!!!! <3

What do you think of all this setup talk from the get go? It makes me question Jaydragon. Feels like they are feigning not knowing what the distribution is! Like, just a bit of am overblown reaction, no?

Hi Ari! You better not lurk this game!

I don't believe that reaction is necessary overblown. Being a ToS player myself, I know that faction ratios are extremely important, and it very well could be that that's just the type of thing they're interested in.

Lol don't you worry! I have no reason to lurk

ToS sounds like a very strange place. But if Ratios are a huge key there then I can let that pass. What do you think of this apparent wagon? (Haven't read that far yet.)

Well, Aristophanes, if somebody was able to be so suspicious that a third of the town has already decided he's evil - and a few of those five think some of the others are scummy - If we DID let him go now, what do you think is likely to happen? That he can magically gain the trust of the town back after such a blundering day 1?

He's either a mafia or a suspicious vanilla townie, and with it being day one, we can afford the mistake.

@

Assemble

, we're over 250 posts in, would it be fine to ask for an official vote count? I'd rather you check my math and confirm the other votes as well.

VC request is fine, but usually the Mod will get to it when they can and requesting one just wastes breath.

As for a large early wagon, I know first hand how easy it is to have that happen to town. I have traditionally had a very foot-in-mouth playstyle and gotten D1 wagoned a shit tonne! Sometimes as scum, but usually as town.

Does it save us a mislynch later if they are town? Totally!
But the game is still very young, so why rush it? They may yet prove their towniness!

Also, what makes you say "suspicious VT" specifically and not just "suspicious townie"?

Holy ninjas!
Like, 5 if them!

[Aristophanes]

So many pedits... can't keep up on phone...

What do you think of this apparent wagon? (Haven't read that far yet.)

Sounds good!

I kinda want to hear what you think of it first.

He should not claim.

Nth

Not unless intent is stated!

[Aristophanes]

So many pedits... can't keep up on phone...

What do you think of this apparent wagon? (Haven't read that far yet.)

Sounds good!

I kinda want to hear what you think of it first.

Sounds good!

He should not claim.

Nth

Not unless intent is stated!

EBWOP
Phoneposting while walking lol

[Aristophanes]

You guus talk too much!

I have gathered the Miller claim. Why would we kill that today? I don't see any benefit and tho some people here used this to their advantage earlier this year it is a big gambit that I don't see paying off here.

[Aristophanes]

Okay, I'm workinv on a catchup blitz tonight/tomorrow!

So sorry all!

[Aristophanes]

Hey all! Tired AF but finally here to catch up, and on my laptop for the first time in a while! Let's do this!

Expect some longish catchup posts. Sorry in advance!

[Aristophanes]

also just cause ari's a list mod (green text) don't treat him any different no offense ari
kinda like how you don't treat an IC or SE in a newbie any differently

pedit: there was a post of his that pinged me a little but it was mainly rvs
i don't get why early naked votes are so bad honestly.

All good Dunker! Thanks!

So far I have nothing to commend on at this point in my reading.

[Aristophanes]

It may be NAI, but I think I speak for atleast a few others here and want something solid on every single player here.

His only post was an introduction. I want more. And I'd go for the player in slot 8 (PeregrineV) but appearantly they haven't even accepted their PM into the game.

Hopefully they get replaced in soon so we can have something from that.

This is actually a pretty decent post. Townlean on Elsa from it!

It may be NAI, but I think I speak for atleast a few others here and want something solid on every single player here.

His only post was an introduction. I want more. And I'd go for the player in slot 8 (PeregrineV) but appearantly they haven't even accepted their PM into the game.

Hopefully they get replaced in soon so we can have something from that.

i retract townlean on elsa. this is scummy imo.

Oh lol, we obviously disagree here.
What makes you think this is scummy?

Early green read on WhyMafia.

explain?

His response to me was kinda Townie. I didn't like his vote on me, but aggression more often comes from Town, player depending ofc.

Do you have prior experience with WhyMaf that leads you to this townread?
Also, why did you jump in here instead of letting Flavour Leaf answer for themselves?
Scumlean moving in on Quick for this one.

Oooh shit! Boon is Flavour Leaf!
Hi Boon! =D

[Aristophanes]

Well I'm obviously one of them, but it's nice to meat you Flavor.

Hope I can atleast help make this game interesting despite being the new guy. I'm aiming to make it too day 3.

#DontmurderElsatonightplease.

I must ask, are you a native English speaker?
Not trying to be rude, so I apologize if it seems like that!

activity is NAI

Not for Ari.

Also hey Boon, pls be town

This is very true, Smart knows better than most!

Not even a general overview of the possible roles here?

How am I supposed to know how many motherfuckers we got to throw into our volcano before town wins then?

Not even like 2-2-9 or 2-2-1-8 or 3-10?

That sucks.

How much experience do you have playing Forum Mafia?

Are you even reading their posts? Like, you said you could reread the thread a third time to find stuff but it seems you weren't paying any attention in the past reads!
Are you only reading for your own name or...?

All this talk of ToS is literally useless filler.
Please people!

Ok serious vote now seeing as there's enough people in thread for it to not have been circumstantial.

Vote: Archwing

The backtrack on the scumread on me and subsequent denial is a scum that got caught completely off guard, fucked up and then didn't want to admit they were wrong. I pushed really hard with my questioning to see if they were just confused or actually messed it up, but the constant lying and deflection and half answers leads me to believe it is scum.

I also don't like Jay, but that's really weak.

Uzi and Smart can go townpool for the moment.

It was never a scumread. It was a push on you since we were both online at the same time, and I was having some fun with what you were saying. You softclaimed 3 different things, one of which was "maybe' mafia. I honestly never had a legitimate scumread on you. You can interpret that as lying, but I said what I said as a replacement to RVS. I admitted that I thought you aren't scum, which I still stand by. I don't really understand what half answers and deflection you're talking about, but let me clear this up for you:

I am not scum.
I do not think you are scum.
If I have not answered anything else you want me to, let me know.

As for the rest of you...

scumleans on Una and Whymaf. (serious)
null on everyone else until they post more. slight townlean on elsa.
smart is town.

fake as hell. lots of effort early. Big post for town points...

VOTE: archwing

I totally agree with this and the vote is well placed!

Spoiler:

Ok serious vote now seeing as there's enough people in thread for it to not have been circumstantial.

Vote: Archwing

The backtrack on the scumread on me and subsequent denial is a scum that got caught completely off guard, fucked up and then didn't want to admit they were wrong. I pushed really hard with my questioning to see if they were just confused or actually messed it up, but the constant lying and deflection and half answers leads me to believe it is scum.

I also don't like Jay, but that's really weak.

Uzi and Smart can go townpool for the moment.

It was never a scumread. It was a push on you since we were both online at the same time, and I was having some fun with what you were saying. You softclaimed 3 different things, one of which was "maybe' mafia. I honestly never had a legitimate scumread on you. You can interpret that as lying, but I said what I said as a replacement to RVS. I admitted that I thought you aren't scum, which I still stand by. I don't really understand what half answers and deflection you're talking about, but let me clear this up for you:

I am not scum.
I do not think you are scum.
If I have not answered anything else you want me to, let me know.

As for the rest of you...

scumleans on Una and Whymaf. (serious)
null on everyone else until they post more. slight townlean on elsa.
smart is town.

fake as hell. lots of effort early. Big post for town points...

VOTE: archwing

hard agree with this
VOTE: archwing
chilly is townlean, sounds genuine to me

This seems a little opportunistic a jump on the vote train, especially knowing it is likely to pick up. Jumping on early and using someone else's reasoning is Scum 101!

Oh my lord my prayers have been answered.

unvote, vote: Archwing

And this kind of makes sense.

Dunker comes out pretty shifty in this vote train.

...I was sleeping guys.
Seriously, not mafia!
No, not with the pitchforks!

Will do a proper catchup in ~3hours.

I lol'd

Oh God!
I got, like, 15+ ninjae while writing this!
Also, UCV is here??? :O
Fantastic!

[Aristophanes]

I might have to stop for the night. Literally falling asleep.

Also, UCV, no.
Just no.

[Aristophanes]

Ari looks like Scum. All I see is an agenda in his posts so far. He's not really sorting anyone just labeling people Scum/Town.

I'm working through things and giving the feelings I get from them. How is that scummy?

[Aristophanes]

I am so behind. Reading up now though!

WhyMafia is clear btw

[Aristophanes]

Yeah Ari. WhyMafia is really clear.

As clear as could be.

(Nobody say anything, he's in denial.)

???

[Aristophanes]

Oh.

Well shit!

[Aristophanes]

Okay, well I was blessed. That was me trying to acknowledge it.

I still have to read up. Sorry about that!

[Aristophanes]

Lol What the hell is a backup miller!?

I mean, I get it. But who the hell puts a backup miller in a setup...ever!

[Aristophanes]

Someone who made a Jigsaw trap, with the Cleric as the key.

We lost the key. maybe we can still make it out though. Who volunteers to chop off their foot for town to win?

In english?

(And by this I simply mean that I do not understand. It is not a dig at your words or grammar or anything, which I apologize for doing earlier)

[Aristophanes]

I'm partial to the Fate series tbh

[Aristophanes]

I'm partial to the Fate series tbh

You call this reading up?

I am reading up!

Got to page 35, just not much to talk on really. Everyone is on about millers and backups and not being #Blessed and I don't have much to say!

[Aristophanes]

Anime talk is equally important, Smart. This is how friendships are formed.

Jay gets it!

Tho Smart and I go way back now so...

[Aristophanes]

Ari is town read to the power of 10!
(not really, but Ari is awesome! wish he would post more)

I would still be happy with an arch lynch at this point. a lot of my points from yesterday still stand.

<3
Awesome to play with ya UCV! Sorry I've been so busy!

Why an Arch lynch?
I can reread but reiterating is far better if you could

Also, congrats on the LilSis!!!

[Aristophanes]

I'm not against off-topic discussions (though I am not an anime person myself), but in this case I'm very interested to hear Ari's thoughts on the game.

Ari, how do you feel about Boon and Elsa?

I mean, Boon being so eager to have me cleared (as seen above) and the triple miller claims(???) is pretty WTF! That gets into setup spec tho and I honestly could believe it out of Assembler. Conflicted mostly because of claim, but his play is towny from my reading thus far.

Jay is a lot of fun but I would have to read more into them to say for sure. They are a townlean off of tone and general direction, I'm trying not to let their fun personality make me townread them though, which is a trap I fall into far too often.

WTF LIKE 6 Ninjae!

[Aristophanes]

What does that have to do with anything? LUV was VT, and Why didn’t have to target the person making the kill. Just any scum.

i mean, whymafia. or whoever was the cleric

??

Also, you should know who the cleric is by now. your "whoever the cleris was" is weird.

[Aristophanes]

probably a SK!


also consider that there is more than 1 scum, so maybe LUV didn't target the scum that committed the kill!

Lil Uzi Vert was killed!

Spoiler: He was

a

Vanilla Townie

.

WhyMafia was killed!

Spoiler:

Welcome, WhyMafia, you are a

Town Cleric

.

Abilities:

• During the day, you can vote and talk.
• Each night, you may visit a player and give them a blessing. They will know that you, the Town Cleric, blessed them, and you will know whether or not the blessing succeeded. If you bless someone not aligned with the Town,

that player

will be roleblocked, but you will die.

Win condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

Game thread is here. Confirm by replying to this PM with your role name.

this says only the person targeted

To clarify (I think I got this now), you are meaning WhyMafia, not LUV in the first quote here yes? And are now saying Why may have targeted scum that wasn't the designated killer?

But he targeted me, so...
Faulty logic.

Inb4 ninjae.
- only 3!

[Aristophanes]

Ari, do you think you are conftown?

I know I am conftown!

I also know none of you have any reason to believe it since there is no evidence other than my claim and Why's flip.

So an much as I am conftown, I don't expect to be treated as such.

[Aristophanes]

Why do you not expect to be treated as such?

Because other than getting a PM confirming I was blessed, there is no evidence that I was. In theory I could have capitalized on the flip knowing nobody can CC me!
I know I didn't, but there's no reason you should believe me.

Alright, if there’s a vig who got a successful shot last night, claim, and I can game solve this.

Yeah, this would be great! The extra kill needs to be claimed.

[Aristophanes]

Technically Ari could have been the scum member who got WhyMafia killed but he openly said Blessed so we'll be less suspicious of him.

Just saying it didn't say the Scum wouldn't know they were blessed, just that they'd be roleblocker and the Cleric would die.

This exactly!

[Aristophanes]

Technically Ari could have been the scum member who got WhyMafia killed but he openly said Blessed so we'll be less suspicious of him.

It's even simpler than this...

Ari didn't read the flips when he claimed it. He didn't know about the whole blessed massclaim or even what the blessing meant.

As Elsa pointed out, nowhere does it say that scum would not know they are blessed. Ari is not conftown (sorry ) and I believe that WhyMafia died by targeting him.

I think it's singleball because I don't think WhyMafia's role fits with multiball at all. There's a fair bit of intuition in that, but one piece of evidence is that him getting a guilty could screw town over. (i.e. mislynch D1, 2 town death + WM, even if they lynch the guilty it can get to 3:2:1)

Smart, you are wrong here! I know I've been busy, but how am I scum??

It's nearly 1 am for me and I got to confirm a micro that just started before I sleep. Night everyone.

Please please please watch ongoing talk!

Please?

[Aristophanes]

I'm camping this weekend, unsure if I can post before Sunday

[Aristophanes]

I would vote for Dunker again, but that would be pointless.

Town has to take a risk here. for better or for worse.

Bad vote. What's the late game motivation here if flavor is scum?

don't know what this means

whatever can we just lynch someone
idc if it's me at this point

VOTE: Dunker

I'll read up over the night

[Aristophanes]

I’m probably just going to shoot Aristo.

Investigatives on me please.

Seriously?

I was #Blessed! Why yhe fuck would you shoot me!?

[Aristophanes]

Lol I'm alive because I'm useless!

Realistically I'm a fat better NK thN the Miller backup clqim, but whatevs. I'm not a threat.

SS ehy thw vote on me?

[Aristophanes]

Like, the vote on this stage makes me uncomfortable and is not a good move in any way. Is this not close to endgame fever?

[Aristophanes]

Because if you're town you're putting in WAY less effort than I know you're capable of.

That includes the blatantly anti-town action of quickhammering Dunker.

I agree, I need to put far more into this game! My hammer was bad, but it also got thinga moving. We ciulf have stalled for a week and had the same outcome, but 6 days in it was st alled so...

In theory I amcapable of much .ore, yes. But you know my inactivity is NAI from out hydra days.

Am unvote to aboud a possible quickhammer would be appreciated! Who are your top scumreads?

[Aristophanes]

My signature is all fact, with no context of any game. Does that violate anything?

Yes.

It cannot be there until the game has concluded.

Also, yes. I may have been drunk

[Aristophanes]

So, I'm a Gunsmith btw, but I was blocked last night!

VOTE: EE

Pretty sure he is a scum ascetic. I tried to check him!

[Aristophanes]

One of these guys is currently running two separate Queues and the other just got a tiny baby sister to spoil.

What's EE's excuse?

<3
That's still no excuse though. I really should be here!
I'm on my way out the door atm, but tomorrow I should both feel better and have more time, so I will definitely do the required reading then!

[Aristophanes]

Alright, I'm here and reading!

Unsure where I left off so I might just start at D3 daystart...

[Aristophanes]

still alive. My secondary objective is coming ever closer.

Jesus, Town sucks right now.

What do you mean by "Secondary Objective?" Like, a non-town wincon? A personal victory??

Also, happy birthday Something.

Shit I missed S_S's birthday!?!? What a bad friend I am

Happy belated Smart! And a merry Christmas season! (The latter goes out to all! )

Okay, fuck it. I’m a werewolf gunsmith traitor. I’m letting my partner know that it’s me with this basically if they hadn’t figured it out, as it’s our best shot at winning. I know the EE slot is scum since he has a gun. This is why I thought Unah was fucking with us.

If I’m lynched today, then there will be two night kills, where if we kill EE there will be 1, and mafia is end gamed basically. My partner definitely has a protective role, and I’m sure that EE does as well. This is also why I know that the miller setup is weird as hell because I’m a werewolf traitor.

You didn't tell me this!? Seriously.
I mean, I guess I can see why, but

I would vote you for it, but your reasoning posts after this are good and I really don't want to throw away a salvagible game!

Now your talking to yourself like a crazy person.

Should I be the on who goes "You'll never get away with this!" Or should I let someone else have the honors?

Can I?

You'll Never Get Away With This!!!

XD

Continuing to read while I have some time. Might bleed into tomorrow.

[Aristophanes]

Before I get prodded again, just finished hosting Christmas and I didn't expect it to take so mich of my time! I will finish this catchup tomorrow! So much more to read!

[Aristophanes]

Wait am I up for lynch?

I really am trying here, I just need one more day!

[Aristophanes]

So are lynch pool is EE, tchill, boon, SS, myself, Arch?

The deadline is the 29th! And EE is literally one vote away from a Lynch. But if you want a head's up, appearantly UCV says we're good from being punched for some reason.

Oh?
Thats interesting.

I assume "being punched" means "being screwed"?
Soinds like a slip, but I'd rather read up before dociding that. We have time!

[Aristophanes]

Wait am I up for lynch?

I really am trying here, I just need one more day!

Only if I were a quintuple voter...

Then town would lose, so lets not make that wish come true, eh?

[Aristophanes]

You docide all you want, Ari.

I also have no idea how "lynched" went to "punched" but that's even more hilarious.

wait, so who is safe? You and I?

Thats an interesting list. And also too large for this point in the game!

I will docide all I want! *snaps in Z formation*

[Aristophanes]

Sure! Won't be until the morning though. Legit almist alseep atm.

[Aristophanes]

Sooo...

Flavor Leaf claimed werewolf, but is obvtown?
Aristophanes might be conftown with blessing, or might be scum.
Everyone Else is conf scum via boon
Tchill13 probscum (potential partner, says boon?)
UC Voyager null, has posted like nothing. probtown?
JaydragonKing probtown
Something_Smart null?
Archwing = conftown, to me obviously.

if multiball, and no SK, then mafia = 2, and werewolf = 2. 4 out of the remaning 8 players are scum. If we aren't in multiball, then setup is most likely 10-3, and we are 5v3 here and in MyLo.
I'm comfortable with having my vote on EE for today, but I'm within {EE, Chill, Ari} for a lynch today.
I think it should be said that yes we are in MyLo, but no-lynching wouldn't help us out I don't think.

NL isn't a possibility even, is it? Either way no, it is not the right option. It also wasn't being talked about so why bring it up?
Why does UCV get probtown for not posting anything?

im not scum? im some kind of checker idk this role

And you never asked for clarification? Come on!

town voyeur, i checked something smart, nothing happend.

Interesting role! As Boon stated, it s problematic though. Why did you target Smart?

At this point I should probably just shut up while you try to murder each other, while occasionally cracking jokes for entertainment purposes.

I believe I shall do that.

Right, because you're some sort of third party, yes?
If so can you please just say so? That would make the setup spec so much easier to figure out!

Uggh, Tchill and Boon hurt my head in this thread.

[Aristophanes]

i targeted smart just because really i mean idk what to do with this role except check and hope for the best to get something and im not surprised i didnt really get a result

oh, couldnt get a result because my action failed

I don't know, that seems awfully convenient. Did anyone claim to have blocked you?

[Aristophanes]

Okay cool, I was very confused there! Especially with their "You couldn't have seen me do anything" comment.

[Aristophanes]

What was your slot's N1 action?

liz uzi with killed action

Oh my god.

Yessss, The Vanilla-Townie Survivor who is literally just trying to make it till the end. I believe we've meet.

Oh, I missed this claim I guess. Whoops!

[Aristophanes]

Elsa Jay's skills include:

1. Living because town wants to hang somebody more scummy
2. being neutral and not getting shot by mafia
3. self-proclaiming Survivor and giving themselves a wincon of their very own

Lmfao

I love it, Elsa!

[Aristophanes]

Ari, if you have the time, could you summarize the posts in the neighborhood in as much detail as you can? Preferably asap.

I'm caught up, so I can do this now.

After quick pleasantries Boon asked us all to claim and claimed Neighbour himself. It felt a bit off when he did so I didn't claim until I could investigate him. Tchill said he would claim later and we didn't do too much talking D1 because of it (I mean, Boon "not talking much" is still a lot, but I digress ). I investigated Boon N1 and missed Tchill saying he would shoot me because I was busy and, well I skim PTs pretty hard sometimes, as you know Smart.

D2 when I got a clear on Boon and got blessed I claimed to them so we could have 2 clears in the hood! I confronted Tchill about his shot and he said it was just to get a read out of me. That failed pretty badly Boon asked me not to claim blessed right away in the thread so I held off because Boon Gambits are Best Gambits!

Tchill didn't want Boon to fakeclaim having his role and they argued a bit but of course Boon did it anyway. He didn't even ask me when he claimed mine!
Tchill was also really weird about who he killed last night and that really irked me. But he's oddnight and I guess going for more reactions so whatever.

Honestly Tchill was really weird in the PT with his reactions and whatnot, but I think he just keeps trying to run tests on us and failing.

[Aristophanes]

This is just a 24 hours left reminder, in case the game was forgotten.

[Aristophanes]

i knew tchill and flavor leaf was scum

But not me?
A cakeday victory! What a way to end the year! =D

I had a great tine this game when I gmhad a chance to be here, and I was so scared we had lost it the last day! Tchill and flavour did amazingly!

We were pegged down so often, but a few misplays and a very vocal scumgroup did us wonders!

Great setup and great game guys!

[Aristophanes]

New Sig from this game <3

Also, Smart, you did great! It was so hard to skirt your pushes!
Let's be the same alignment next time though, okay?

[Aristophanes]

Woo-hoo lol. GG's. I feel like I would genuinely enjoy playing with SS and una if we were the same alignment. I always seem to find good townies in games I roll scum lol.

On a serious note I don't understand why you wouldn't Lynch Miller day 1.

EE I had a lot of fun with our conversation lol.

at first i was doubting myself with you until you made that post that seemed to intend to trigger to on purposely make me vote for myself and from there i knew you were scum but i was gonna get voted anyway so welp

I laughed pretty hard while reading your back and forth, I'll be honest!

And can confirm, mastina said these things in the Spoiled PT for those who have not read it.

[Aristophanes]

I was not considered "competent" by madam Mastina.

It may be time to commit seppuku...

That will take a lot of time and effort to achieve!

You were a lot of fun to play with, your playstyle just needs some tuning. Personality-wise you're set!

[Aristophanes]

triple-quadruple-lying-caught-gambiting-scum

Which one of us was this exactly?

[Aristophanes]

I love all of this!

[Aristophanes]

Is it weird I thought the thread was locked after seeing Ari post here?

XD

[Aristophanes]

You do know that so long as this is active it is far less likely to get locked, right?

[Aristophanes]

Woah. I never would have guessed.

[Aristophanes]

I use Egoposts. Bookmarks are only for really important threads I'll need to look back on later but will 100% forget about otherwise

[Aristophanes]

My Wiki is about a year behind in updates and probably a hundred games or so...

I really need to get on that!

[Aristophanes]

Also it looks like utter garbage lol

I don't have a clue how to make it better though!

[Aristophanes]

Click the "Wiki" button under your name to go to where your page should be. Make sure you are logged into the Wiki or you can't do anything.

Then start the page!

I advise looking at others' pages you like to figure out how to code things like tables, charts, and colours if you want to use them by using the "Edit" button on their pages.

Otherwise it's relatively up to you how you proceed from there!

[Aristophanes]

Everyone already has a wiki account, it's the same as your forum account.