Rocky Horror Picture Show - players suck, game over

[Porkens]

Normies are the bad guys. They vote to deny unity. Cults are civilization. Mommies try to guess who's been targeted for recruitment.

Recruit me.

[Porkens]

Neutral immune is a third cult

[Porkens]

Sorry

[Porkens]

also i think boon is a cult leader if that means anything

pedit: why?

this should make you blood enemies of both cults, right?

[Porkens]

DO we know if the cult leaders started alone?

[Porkens]

The straights are bad.

We need to scare them off and time warp to heaven.

Anyone who promotes anti-cult sentiment should be...shhhhhhhhhuuuuuunnnnnnnd

Anyone who tries to exclude others from the cults should be....shuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeedddd

Anyone who wants to be excluded should be.......shuuuuunnnnnnnnned

Recruit me and we will help build...the perfect man!

[Porkens]

I'll give a million kisses to whomever murders vecna.

[Porkens]

My "us" and your "us" are not "we", Gams.

But don't let that stop you from trying

[Porkens]

He's anti-cult.

[Porkens]

You can be buried in the same shallow grave then gamma.

[Porkens]

You should be cast out.

[Porkens]

We should immunize the people we want to shun.

VOTE: Varsoon

[Porkens]

Didn't varsoon kill you in Maplewood?

[Porkens]

Animal Bloc 2.0 lets make it happen this time.

[Porkens]

Read more of my posts, try to understand what im actually saying.

If I wanted to screw over the survivors id be doing a whole lotta different stuff.

Maybe I should though

It'd be fucking hilarious

Ohhhh you are making things happen inside me

[Porkens]

I am a virgin and fully "recruitable" by anyone.

[Porkens]

Wait I'm not a virgin, I'm impressionable

[Porkens]

Porkens is exactly the kind of person I am talking about in regards to the divide. It makes me want to vote them immune just to force them to play to the survivor win condition. If they refuse to at that point then we know they are a cult leader.

Ooh I like the initiative keep going hot stuff

[Porkens]

Oh you bad boy you want me all to yourself I can tell don't worry, the lousy straights can't turn me away from you

[Porkens]

OK, I think I have both cult leaders

[Porkens]

suboptimal sexty

[Porkens]

we can do...BETTER

[Porkens]

Cerb Fetish seems strong with you

[Porkens]

No, i want A50 on my team.

Varsoon's arguments were coming from scum so...lol

[Porkens]

No I'm not, but I wont be immunized so I want to preserve the chance!

[Porkens]

nobody wants me on the survivor team soooooo

for the good of the game

VOTE: A50

[Porkens]

Ok obviously we need to start taking this seriously. I agree that we should read this game as a regular scum/town game, because that's what it is as far as we know. I am going to ask that gamma explain his reasoning for fake out replace out and a complete reads list from everyone NOW.

[Porkens]

Not funny

[Porkens]

Creature, chick, nsg, varsoon, wtf is going on?

[Porkens]

Yep, recruit me please I don't wanna get rolled

[Porkens]

I THINK WE SHOULD

[Porkens]

LYNCH THE LURKERS

[Porkens]

VOTE: Varsoon

I guess?

[Porkens]

VOTE: unvote

I have no strategy to rely on. I appreciate that folks are working hard and talking to figure things out, but I just can't ...

[Porkens]

VOTE: Porkens

[Porkens]

PLEASE recruit me before this shit goes into effect

[Porkens]

If I were a vig I'd start shooting from the bottom of th e activity list

[Porkens]

I had a 3-way with Creature and Varsoon. This game goes in my win column.

My Role is literally the first example PM in the OP

You are an Impressionable Transexual Transylvanian - neutral

you can be recruited into being :

Groupie - cultist

Groupie - cultist

I have not received any PMs

[Porkens]

Of note is that dreal's "announcements" aren't in his mod color. Can we really trust them as mod info? Seems like some kind of communicator role could exist, especially given the "loud voice" flavor.

I agree !

[Porkens]

shit doublepost

[Porkens]

This guy knows what's going on:

[Porkens]

I’m guessing once teams are drafted the blood will start to flow

[Porkens]

Sounds like an attempt to change the conversation.

Fos: goldenboy

[Porkens]

Interesting.
What are everyone's thoughts on other PRs/CLs?

Every thought I've had about this game can be found in this thread, and none of it is in depth enough to be worth repeating.

I know, but perhaps it would re-energize the thread if we tried to talk through the game so far.

A whole bunch of talking about setup spec and being coy about roles.

Then some messages about virgins and this and that and complaining a lot.

And then people started outing roles and others were like "hey can someone make a consolidated list" and that didn't really happen and now here we are.

[Porkens]

Okay, since there is a replacement on the replacements list and it won't be too much of a hassle to the mod (i hope)

@mod, replace me, please.

Read the rules maybe?

[Porkens]

We already called him out on that, Porkens.

Read the thread, maybe?

[Porkens]

no pms or anything.

If the flavor is anything like the movie, after there are no virgins left, rocky and meatloaf will start causing shit.

[Porkens]

Look, listen, think.

[Porkens]

VOTE: snarkysnowman

[Porkens]

Delightful.

[Porkens]

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[Porkens]

I have a confession to make...

I've seen the beginning of this movie like 9 times, but I always get bored around the time they wake rocky up and it's snooze isle until the blowjobs and the. I don't remember anything oh until meatloaf dies? Yeah. Kinda.


So,,butts.

[Porkens]

/Canadian mist

[Porkens]

I can't figure anything out

[Porkens]

NICE!! We've got them on the run now!

[Porkens]

VOTE: venmar

[Porkens]

It kinda reads as if you are all writing about something important, but I can't quite make it out.

[Porkens]

Does someone want to type something of a summary here? I have a 3-day weekend in front of me and I promise to read any really good summary that anyone turns in.

[Porkens]

Happy birthday mutant!

I'm v/la but have something I want to post about when I get home tomorrow.

This somehow looks like scumhiding to me.

[Porkens]

Ok from what I understand, a50 is catching scrum in Drixx/otherguy. What do we do?

[Porkens]

VOTE: v

[Porkens]

This is tucked I want my v

[Porkens]

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Porkens]

VOTE: boonskies

[Porkens]

Is it like the plural of boonsky or the plural of boonski

[Porkens]

Varsoon is talking to me from beyond the grave.

He's complaining about his agency.

[Porkens]

yeah cross me off im town i think

[Porkens]

VOTE: vecna

I have infellible evidence

[Porkens]

Fuck it I am going to read this thread.

[Porkens]

- be aware that once you submit an action, there is no taking it back

Including votes? I would PM you but this is kinda relevant to everyone.

Not sure if that's the reason that there's been no RVS :3

This is a scum post.

[Porkens]

Oh cool, I'll be immune to recruit.

I’m kinda thinking this is scum, too.

[Porkens]

sheep me please
i feel like d! is useless here and once players start getting cult-recruited we can have some fun
since no one can die, do you think the cult leaders should claim?

This person has a role that kills cult leaders.

[Porkens]

Ye. Ending the day fast is good. It helps to prevent cult recruitments. And shouldn't we choose a specific person that we want to stay survivor?

Jumping on here seems motivated by self interest.

[Porkens]

Ending the day quickly is the most retarded thing we can do in a situation with limited information.

In all likelyhood the only way to kill the cult masters is for some vig-type ability to shoot them in the motherfucking face.

Ending quickly gives us no information to find the cult masters. It allows the cult masters to recruit (saying it helps to prevent it is lol-bad, all it takes is one pm to the mod), and puts us at instant disadvantage.

Town.

[Porkens]

VOTE: unvote

[Porkens]

Hey all, excited to actually be in a cult game.

I'm probably not voting anyone who self-votes, by the way.

VOTE: mutant

Why?

[Porkens]

Hm Inferno feels a bit frivolous so far
I guess the only way to win as town is don't get recruited, based on how the game is won

How is the game won?

[Porkens]

Hm Inferno feels a bit frivolous so far
I guess the only way to win as town is don't get recruited, based on how the game is won

Ending the day quickly is the most retarded thing we can do in a situation with limited information.

In all likelyhood the only way to kill the cult masters is for some vig-type ability to shoot them in the motherfucking face.

Ending quickly gives us no information to find the cult masters. It allows the cult masters to recruit (saying it helps to prevent it is lol-bad, all it takes is one pm to the mod), and puts us at instant disadvantage.

I thought it wasn't our goal to kill them.

Very good point.

[Porkens]

Well if they BOTH have the same idea to recruit him, that just means neither will do it!

What does this mean?

[Porkens]

Hmm. If there's a mechanic that allows the neutral survivors to win WITHOUT winning with either cult, that means there is likely at least two unrecruitable slots that have kills(so as to make it possible for the kills to outpace the recruiting). It seems unlikely, but sure, maybe it could happen under those circumstances.

Also, plz don't put pressure on me I just want a chill game, I only joined cuz Drealmerz specifically messaged me otherwise I'd still be on mafia hiatus.

This is really good

[Porkens]

Exactly. Make them take that responsibility. Make them regret taking an easy request from a friend.

This is the Twilight zone.

What does this mean?

[Porkens]

ITT 22 players convene with boring roles and 2 players get to play the game.

and you signed up for it

I like to partake from time to time in the things that get to define the tumultuous, hellish inferno of an ordeal we call life. It's fun.

Damn that’s super dark.

[Porkens]

What's with these heal and hurt tags? Do they mean anything?

Found one BOYS

He gets the first vig shot.

Who made you the boss?


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@Random - your pm specifically states to play to your wincon at the time?

Oh hey nice soft.

[Porkens]

Well when we see two people suddenly buddy up on day 2 we can assume they are now one of the cults. And most of us probably can't even do anything about that.

I'd think people would be avoiding buddying, if anything.
What you should be more critical of is people who seem to have a hidden avenue of communication.

Is smart.

[Porkens]

Most of this game so far = piles of garbage and fluff.

Keep up the good work comrades.

Is scummy

[Porkens]

Lynch all lurkers!

[Porkens]

Varsoon says:

"Tell them they are lucky I'm not in the game anymore, because I'd flip it back on them in a heartbeat. I'm tired of this shit."

[Porkens]

Vecna, I am not in a cult as far as I know. What should I do?

[Porkens]

The time is right, I call on my fellow groupies to SPRING INTO ACTION!

SPRING INTO ACTION: <Target Hidden>

[Porkens]

WAIT! We're still at PAUSE, aren't we??

[*]

PAUSE

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players may not submit actions

or vote, actions are resolved in order they were submitted during the PLAY state

@Pork: !@!#$%$@!! You gave a quite the scare!!

This is fake.

[Porkens]

Gnight

[Porkens]

VOTE: venmar

[Porkens]

Personally, I think the current theory of the universe is a LIE

[Porkens]

That moment when you realize North Korea and Russia are pointing nuclear weapons at the USA and no one gives a shit.

[Porkens]

I use bad grammar on purpose.

[Porkens]

I volunteer.

[Porkens]

Tfw this game is the Democrats and the Republicans.

[Porkens]

Vote.

[Porkens]

I want chickadee on my side, even though she is scummy as shit I wanna be scum who is scum? Can town beg to be made scum? I mean scum. Who can win by action because they have unity? I will win this game for you cult me.

[Porkens]

VOTE: nancy drew

omgus

[Porkens]

DAS WON SCUMMEH HOPAWN!

[Porkens]

yee

[Porkens]

Thanks for shooting me chick

I don't have much to say. I guess I agree with Varsoon.

/in for the next Drealz joint