Stockport: A Mafia Story (Episode 1) - GAME OVER

[JaydragonKing]

Starting the game at 2 in the morning. What a honor.

Elsa Jay at your services, to those who don't know me. I'd do a fancier skit for my introduction but I'm tired so I'll introduce myself better when I'm not sleepy.

For an RVS vote, hmm... I have a feeling Robin's last interaction with me will have her also trying to Lynch me. Better nip that at the bud by striking first.

VOTE: NicoRobin

[JaydragonKing]

Well it appears my previous scum history is coming to bite me in the ass.

[JaydragonKing]

I demand a fair trial, not circumstancal evidence of events past.

Oh and hey Paradox. I see you've grown since our last encounter. Congratulations!

[JaydragonKing]

You do whatever you want, good sir.

[JaydragonKing]

You seem eager to learn the facts early. It's common courtesy to introduce yourself first, after all. What's your Flavor name then? No abilities yet.

[JaydragonKing]

Oh hey Chesskid. Do you remember me? Marked for Death 2, you replaced out in seven pages but scum won anyway?

Hope you stick around for the ride.

[JaydragonKing]

... Aw damnit. I was really hoping you and I weren't related in this situation.

I am indeed also a member of the Browne family.

[JaydragonKing]

Vote count is scary

[JaydragonKing]

I'll hold back judgement until he gives me something besides "can I serious vote?" And do nothing afterwards.

[JaydragonKing]

I did say that, but that implied you were going to try and do something that would help the game one way or another. Shutting up after such a declaration isnt the best idea.

--- Post Edit ---

Et tu, Worst?

[JaydragonKing]

Well that's three people now asking you for a response, Star. Myself included now.

Care to share with the class?

VOTE: Whemestar

Feel free to make yourself more suspicious by putting me at L-1 as a counter vote.

[JaydragonKing]

Well, since Star isn't going to be doing anything useful, I already said I was a Browne, but why not say it completely? I'm Jeff Browne. Your husband, Judith. I believe we've met?

[JaydragonKing]

I have an entire wiki page of every game I've completed, and the player list is on the first page of each of them. I think you can figure out the rest.

[JaydragonKing]

If you want a short answer though if your too lazy to look at my wiki, I killed Robin's ass in a 3p, I played a game with Paradox in which we both lost but I screwed us quite handedly, I replaced Creature in Stack the Deck and kicked Screen and Worst's ass in said game as well.

I don't know you Star, I barely know Chesskid, and Hebi is also a first meeting, though since she also uses things like "senpai", I believe we'll get along.

[JaydragonKing]

I made sure to ask the mod about that as well.

1: He told me that it's only the sample role and I should be fine as long as I explain it right.
2: The example is not actually my role card.

[JaydragonKing]

By role cards mean abilities and such.

[JaydragonKing]

Has anyone played with Jay before

He is lynch bait

That makes me sound so much worse then I actually am.

[JaydragonKing]

Alalalalalalalalalala

[JaydragonKing]

Now would be a good time for everyone elsa to talk. I know we got 13 days left and all but we kinda need content here.

[JaydragonKing]

Just... Anything. Leaving the game to go out to dry isn't helping town at all. Scum maybe, but not town. And even if I happen to be scum, I want to be goddamn entertained instead of going through a snooze fest.

My and Screen have claimed our Flavor roles. We can atleast all say who we actually are here. It's a start, at least.

[JaydragonKing]

I have been known for my crappy town posts, yeah. And thanks Hebichan.

[JaydragonKing]

Well if my vote wasn't already on you, I'd move my vote there now.

Why not flavor claim? I'm not even asking for your abilities. Just the name of the character you were given.

We got Jeff and Judith Browne, as well as Sally Ford. Radja even updated and put a link to the flavor thread of the first post here.

[JaydragonKing]

...?

I must question why the scum would still have a problem claiming only flavor regardless. Fake abilities I understand, but a fake flavor? Nonsense.

And yeah it's L-1. I hope that gives you some motivation to atleast claim a flavor, fake or not. You have over twenty options you know.

[JaydragonKing]

I gotta flavor name a role Hitler in the future and make him a good guy at the same time. It'll probably be hilarious if I get people who aren't... Well, offended and stuff.

[JaydragonKing]

Well getting Everyone Elsa's opinion will help as well.

If they would kindly SHOW THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW.

Worst, no, no ability talking yet.

[JaydragonKing]

Jay are you town this time?

You gotta pay the DLC expansion pack for the true ending there, worst.

[JaydragonKing]

Well maybe this will clear things up then for us in the future-

@Moderator: Though we may not talk about our own second wincons at all, is it allowed for others to speculate the Wincon of other players in-thread?

[JaydragonKing]

I dunno. He replied to my pm and now I'm angry

That doesn't sound good at all.

[JaydragonKing]

... Why?! What the hell is going on? Did Radja message you a suicide code or some shit?

[JaydragonKing]

The Whemestar wagon collapsed in an instant. I don't know how to feel about that.

[JaydragonKing]

Oh prob 1 more scum somewhere

It's a confirmed 2-7, Wheme.

[JaydragonKing]

... is there a reason not too? Forgive me but my last flavor game didn't turn out well... Or fun.

[JaydragonKing]

A notice that we all should check the recent ban list here btw.

[JaydragonKing]

Can't really judge administration matters without the full story. But yeah, just bringing it up so Radja knows.

[JaydragonKing]

That feel when you forget to check your alt for an extended period of time.

[JaydragonKing]

I thought the slot thing was obvious as well, Screen.

[JaydragonKing]

Banana pudding.

NotMaf do something that'll make this interesting somehow. I also think your slot is still technically self voting, so do with that what you will.

[JaydragonKing]

Hmm. True. Can't trust him to not somehow get Jester in a confirmed 7v2 setup.

[JaydragonKing]

Vote to quick ban the use of giant rainbow letters effective immediately.

[JaydragonKing]

Vote to quick ban the use of giant rainbow letters effective immediately.

For the humor-impaired, a disclaimer is needed to be put in place that this is, in fact, a joke.

Just covering my bases for later.

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You put to much effort into typing that shit up.

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[JaydragonKing]

I just got here

No excuses. This is all your fault.

[JaydragonKing]

*Capslock has been disabled for the duration of this Day*

[JaydragonKing]

Flavor related, I'm worried Abraham is gonna die of old age by the end of this. Jeez.

Game related, Robin you better get here soon! Come and actually contribute!

[JaydragonKing]

Got a message loud and clear, but I really haven't had anything to say, so if anyone has a good idea on how to restart the conversation, that would be great.

[JaydragonKing]

How did a hipster give birth to a Magnemite?

[JaydragonKing]

Wait what the hell,are they both at L-1?

[JaydragonKing]

Nico either hammer creature or vote paradox please

NVM I thought you said hammer creature or paradox instead of just voting him.

[JaydragonKing]

Creature, response?

*Obligatory "I am here" message*

[JaydragonKing]

Yeah we got a little under three days left now. Creature, I'll claim my intent to hammer now, so kindly try to convince me this isn't your scum meta.

[JaydragonKing]

VOTE: Creature

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God damnit.

[JaydragonKing]

I honestly don't know.

Unless we have a hard guilty or we think Paradox actually tracked the killer, we'll have to look for associations to Creature, if any.

[JaydragonKing]

There will be none

Im sad I was wrong

... I don't know what this means.

[JaydragonKing]

Yeah we got a little under three days left now. Creature, I'll claim my intent to hammer now, so kindly try to convince me this isn't your scum meta.

VOTE: Creature

Because I actually wanted to see if I could wrangle out some more information out of him before you quickly hammered him.

Partner who cut his losses and saved himself from being associated with Creature?

[JaydragonKing]

Damnit I got worst and when mixed up. That "you" was directed at Wheme even though I tried to mock #293

[JaydragonKing]

VOTE: Jay

Jay lied about his flavour and TGP was scumreading him

gg

Might as well explain it all, why don't ya.

[JaydragonKing]

...?

And?

[JaydragonKing]

Well that was a miscalculation on my part, for thinking I could trust my brother but forgetting that Flavor dictates otherwise.

[JaydragonKing]

Being the Mayor in a town of murderers is a dangerous job, you know.

It also proved to me your not fake claiming either, as my negative trait indicated only those who hate me would be notified of my true identity. But you didn't know that, did you?

[JaydragonKing]

Does this make jay conf town tho

... I don't think it does? I'm just the Mayor. There was nothing that said Tracy was evil in flavor, but she was.

[JaydragonKing]

Hard guilty on wheme.

VOTE: wheme

It's confirmed 7-2, so if you'd elaborate your role, I'll happily follow you.

[JaydragonKing]

VOTE: Wheme

Yeah if he's lying we'll kill Screen tomorrow. Simple.

Trust my brother guys! He's obviously town!

[JaydragonKing]

It's flavor and it's allowed. It's how NotMaf is confirmed to be not lying about being my Brother.

[JaydragonKing]

Cool so we know the second maf is secretly ??? Jansen now right?

... I'm confused. Which part says that?

[JaydragonKing]

I think whoever that is, is for another episode, and apart of the mystery of the Flavor. It's not related to the mystery person being mafia.

[JaydragonKing]

Well if I'm found dead tomorrow you can assume it's because my brother couldn't stand me anymore.

[JaydragonKing]

Hard guilty on wheme.

VOTE: wheme

Kinda also want your opinion on this, Worst.

UNVOTE:

Not making the same mistake twice.

[JaydragonKing]

Last time I left my vote hanging, Wheme instantly hammered. I don't want him to hammer himself on accident so we can solve this entire mystery.

[JaydragonKing]

Explaining your roles would help, you know. Screen and When both.

[JaydragonKing]

Because then they won't suffer the humiliating defeat they deserve for threatening my life.

[JaydragonKing]

Then tell us how you got your "hard guilty" then. As your Mayor, I command it.

[JaydragonKing]

... your fucking kidding me. You are legit telling me you had a "hard guilty" - which, let me remind you, means you have EVIDENCE - and we nearly hung him and possibly went into the night blind and just ending in someone dying and you getting hung tommorow?!

[JaydragonKing]

Just...

Damnit Screen. I'm only trusting you because of who Wheme fucking reacted.

[JaydragonKing]

Both of you. You for fucking saying that shit. Wheme for thinking it cleared him as scum for an easy victory.

If When doesn't turn out to be scum, let the record show I don't think Screen is stupid or brave enough to not know he'd be hung tommorow for this shit. Consider him confirmed town as of this moment.

[JaydragonKing]

I dealt with another guy with a pokemon Avatar that laughed when an accusation fell flat on its face. That accusation was from me. He was a scum who went to win the game.

[JaydragonKing]

... and that was cause to laugh like a maniac instead of go after him further for literally claiming to have a hard guilty on you?

[JaydragonKing]

Yeah that's bullshit.

VOTE: Whemestar

Screen please tell me you actually have a useful night ability to atleast prove someone else as town?

--- Post Edit ---

Another damn thing, you haven't even explained your role completely DESPITE all that happened. Explain it in full detail. Positive and Negative trait.

[JaydragonKing]

BECAUSE YOUR AT L-1, JERKASS.

[JaydragonKing]

Oh my God...

Yeah I don't care anymore. I'm not unvoting you again. Screen is town. You are currently crap.

[JaydragonKing]

Because you sure as hell aren't being a good townie.

[JaydragonKing]

When did I say that

I dealt with another guy with a pokemon Avatar that laughed when an accusation fell flat on its face. That accusation was from me. He was a scum who went to win the game.

Oh no

I said that Because srceen can't read me

Laugh at how dumb the post was

Also I knew it wasn't a real guilty because like I said no one visited me last night

Why would I do that Lol

And your the only vote that's not because of a fake guilty

No thank u

Tell me why you scumread me

If you want me to use a petty reason, you also don't use any form of punctuation. Atleast use a damn period. Hell, I even see you used "can't", so you CAN use them.

[JaydragonKing]

A phone let's you put a period. I'm doing this on a tablet. No excuse.

[JaydragonKing]

Intent to lolhammer

Claiming intent for a lol hammer goes against the very idea of a lol hammer.

[JaydragonKing]

Creature didn't get that luxery. Why should you?

[JaydragonKing]

Yeah at this rate I don't have a reason to townread you, and everyone else here atleast has that going for them.

[JaydragonKing]

It said "anyone who hates me" by the context of flavor. It confirms NotMaf is one of those. He also claimed to be my brother day one. So yeah.

I'm useless now after my neighborize anyway.

[JaydragonKing]

NotMaf, obviously. That's how he knew and decided to blab about me. Still salty how he Instantly ratted me out on that front.

[JaydragonKing]

I ASKED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO CLAIM BUT HEBICHAN GETS AN INSTANT ANSWER?!

[JaydragonKing]

Freaking Pokemon avatars... It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. They'll kill us all.

[JaydragonKing]

You didn't even give your abilities, dude.

The thread didn't close yet, Radja hasn't woken up so... Just let it be known if you ARE town, this is your fault as much as Screen.

[JaydragonKing]

I gave up when I saw NotMaf reveal I was the damn Mayor, since I guessed the Mafia HAD to have a second wincon of killing me during the night, the opposite my own wincon. My attempts to get them to not think of me as conf!town and trying to shoot someone elsa was pointless. Double lossfor the win.

Very fun to know that I couldn't even Lynch myself to keep my second wincon going by being the Mayor. But my BROTHER decided to let town hang him since he didn't have to do anything else.