There were three players living in Nox Hill that could not stand taking a shower. The people called them "The Three Little Pigs".
The first little pig built his house with straw. One night came along a wolf, and knocked at the door, and said:
Wolf
: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
Pig #1
: No, no, no. I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
Wolf
: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in, and ate up the little pig.
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The second little pig built his house with wood. On that same night came along that same wolf, and knocked at the door, and said:
Wolf
: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
Pig #2
: No, no, no. I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
Wolf
: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in, but as the wolf's tummy was full the pig was faster and hid in the house of the third little pig.
The third little pig built his house with brick. Came along the wolf, and knocked at the door, and said:
Wolf
: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
Pig #3
: No, no, no. I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
Wolf
: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down, he gave up and went home.
The second little pig shouted and jumped happily, and got shot in the chinny chin chin by the third little pig, who actually belongs to the mafia.
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wikipedia wrote:Disney's version of the Big Bad Wolf.
First appearance Three Little Pigs (May 27, 1933)
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Voiced by Billy Bletcher (classic shorts); Jim Cummings (House of Mouse)
Also known as Zeke Midas Wolf (real name).
The character's best known incarnation is the villain of Walt Disney's animation Three Little Pigs, directed by Burt Gillett and first released on May 27, 1933. The Wolf's voice was provided by Billy Bletcher. As in the folktale, he was a cunning and threatening menace. This version had a taste for disguising himself, but both the audience and the Pigs could easily see through the Wolf's disguises. The short also introduced the Wolf's theme song, "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?", written by Frank Churchill.
The short was so popular that Walt Disney produced several sequels, which also featured the Wolf as the villain. The first of them was named after him: The Big Bad Wolf, also directed by Burt Gillett and first released on April 14, 1934. In the next of the sequels, Three Little Wolves (1936), he was accompanied by three just-as-carnivorous sons. (These three sons were later reduced to just one who, in contrast to his father, was full of goodness and charm and a friend of the three little pigs.) The final cartoon featuring the Three Little Pigs and the Wolf, The Practical Pig, was released in 1939. With each successive short, the Wolf exhibits a fondness for dressing in drag, and even "seduces" Fiddler and Fifer Pigs (who become more and more clueless as to his disguises with each installment) with such disguises as "Goldielocks the Fairy Queen", Little Bo Peep, and a mermaid.
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