Micro 625: US Presidential Election - Now Turtle Island!

[MafiaSSK]

Aw

That's sad. Probably still makes Kurbio somewhat susp

[kuribo]

One of my choices was Cobra Commander and I'll be disappointed if no one tried to choose The Muslim Dictator Trump



okay how many of you also went to the FEC website and tried to pick the most ridiculous candidate you could

[kuribo]

Aw

That's sad. Probably still makes Kurbio somewhat susp

lol you're ridiculous. they stated they had no intention of trying to play with that role

[Mas y Menos]

You know, we can make the twilight of this day much longer than the day itself.

~Mas

[Mas y Menos]

Aw

That's sad. Probably still makes Kurbio somewhat susp

lol you're ridiculous. they stated they had no intention of trying to play with that role

I wouldn't say we had zero intention of playing, it was more like we saw us get to L-1 and were like "Well our role would be more useful dead anyways".

~Mas

[RachMarie]

At mod put me on v/la until Friday July 22nd I need to get caught on on work

[Accountant]

Since when is a townie more useful dead than alive

But I wanted to pl you so I won't weep at your grave

[KuroiXHF]

The last time Republicans won the presidency without a Bush on the ticket was in 1972 when Richard Nixon was re-elected.

Day One - Vote Count 1.04

MemerDreemurr - (0/5) -
RachMarie - (1/5) - jon_h61

Mas y Menos - (5/5) - TwinWings, MemerDreemur, Accountant, MafiaSSK, kuribo

Majiffy - (1/5) - RachMarie
Accountant - (0/5) -
MafiaSSK - (0/5) -
Twin Wings - (0/5) -
jon_h61 - (0/5) -
Kuribo - (0/5) -
Not Voting: Mas y Menos, Majiffy

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!

The Debate Stage

"Thank you for turning and watching "You Decide 2016" Here on FOX: 'News that matters. Hold the news.' We're finishing up with Twin Wings."

Twin Wings: "And that's my take on how we should approach education."

Megyn Kelly: "Thank you so much. Now, Mas y Menos, what's your opinion on the housing bubble?"

Mas Y Menos: "Well the issue that we face with housing is that we have people over here who are unable to get houses. President Obama's plan isn't helping anyone. People can't buy houses because they can't get approved for mortgages because of all these restrictions. And all these restrictions are raising prices and so now prices to rent are going up. That's right. I'm saying it. THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!"

The other candidates are exchanging glances toward one another. The crowd are muttering to one another.

Megyn Kelly: "Excuse us, folks. We've just received word that not only is the rent too high, but also is Mas Y Menos' poll numbers. His numbers are no longer popular. He's going to have to walk away now. In shame."

Mas Y Menos: "Fine. I'm leaving, but I'll have you know that you're now giving up on America's Future."

Spoiler: He is...

Jimmy McMillan!

Welcome, Mas Y Menos, to 2016 Presidential Election Mafia! You are Vietnam veteran, karate master and political activist, Jimmy McMillan!
You are a

Town Voteless Vote Thief

One of the main things you're known for is telling the people, "The rent is too damn high!" Well you're here to do something about it. You're not a rich person and since money talks and you have none of it, you're without a vote. The only way that you're able to get a vote is by stealing a vote. Each night, send me the name of one player. If that player has the role of one of the four richest candidates, you steal their vote for the day! Be warned. You can only steal one flavor's vote once!

It is now Night Two. You have 48 hours from this post to send in your results. Please let me know via PM or QT if you want to end night early.
(expired on 2016-07-20 21:30:00)

[KuroiXHF]

Former 2016 candidate Jim Webb was highly speculated to be Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate because of his moderate positions and military experience. He remained a top pick even after he initially refused. It took him flat out saying a near-Shermanesque statement of, "Under no circumstances will I be a candidate for vice president." He preferred to stay in the senate.

Events During The Night

"Breaking news tonight, folks. Thanks for joining us at MSNBC. I'm Chris Hayes. Jon_H61 was seen as reaching out to some known conspiracy theorists and people who are against America's interests. When interviewed by the press he had this to say."

"Sorry, guys. I didn't know this was going to happen. I didn't know that I was going to be made to look like a fool, but I did. In order to save face, I'm going to drop out of the race completely."

"Jon_H61 is out of the race and he is..."

Spoiler:

Welcome, jon_h61, to the 2016 Presidential Election Mafia! You are Gary Johnson, former New Mexico Governor!
You are a

Town Two-Shot Masonizer!

Gary Johnson is currently the 2016 Libertarian Nominee for President! He's currently acquired about ten percent of the vote. That's his key. He has to be making friends to boost his chances of bringing him to the white house! The problem is one wrong friend and your chances of the white house go down the train! You're a two-shot masonizer, so you can send the name of one player at night. If you send me the name of someone who is town, you can be friends with them and have your own private topic. HOWEVER, if you send me the name of someone who is scum, the scandal will be made public and you will be in prison! (Dead)
You win when all opponents to the United States are in prison.

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It is now Day Two!

Day Two - Vote Count 1.01

MemerDreemurr - (0/3) -
RachMarie - (0/4) -
Majiffy - (0/4) -
Accountant - (0/4) -
MafiaSSK - (0/4) -
Twin Wings - (0/4) -
Kuribo - (0/4) -
Not Voting: MemerDreemurr, RachMarie, Majiffy, Accountant, MafiaSSK, Twin Wings, Kuribo

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!

(expired on 2016-08-03 21:30:00)

[Majiffy]

Aaaaask me about my weiner!


jon_h61 is Gary Johnson.
I am a triggered townie, I get a modified version of the first dead person's power. I had to guess one of the 4 richest flavor-slots in the game in order to steal a vote, presumably for the rest of the game.

Gary Johnson is not one of the top 4 richest flavor-slots in the game. I am now essentially a VT.

[kuribo]

I reaaaaaally wanna talk about SSK dropping the L-1 and then trying to throw shade on me for hammering


Like "oh that's sad" but apparently you didn't mind him being lynched until it happened

[RachMarie]

that totally sucks you did not at least get a power there Jiffy.

wait a minute you are the wiener guy? I remember hearing something about him, I generally avoid watching TV news, actually do not have a TV.

[Majiffy]

I reaaaaaally wanna talk about SSK dropping the L-1 and then trying to throw shade on me for hammering


Like "oh that's sad" but apparently you didn't mind him being lynched until it happened

I for one am just totally wrecked that a negative-utility role is out of the game early.

that totally sucks you did not at least get a power there Jiffy.

wait a minute you are the wiener guy? I remember hearing something about him, I generally avoid watching TV news, actually do not have a TV.

No I've just been waiting to use that line in a game for the past week or so


From some late 00's comedy film, can't remember what. Some college thing.

[Accountant]

I am Ted Cruz, who I drew after submitting "the Zodiac Killer" as my number one pick.

I am a gunsmith, since Texas and California both love guns.

Kuribo has a gun.

Defend thyself, knave.

[Accountant]

VOTE: Kuribo

[Majiffy]

Dayvig that lawful evil motherfucker

[MemerDreemurr]

VOTE: SSK

Better wagon than Kuribo IMO.

[kuribo]

Way to out the vig dipshit


I'm Hey He Stole That Guys Pizza, 1-shot vig


One night per game I can use my power to bring justice to some pizza-stealing motherfucker

[RachMarie]

Wait Zodiac killer??? umm what?

Ted Cruz,huh.

uggh I guess its time to hit the wiki I am not as familiar with gunsmith.

[kuribo]

I did not take my shot last night, since I felt likely to be roleblocked or jail kept if scum or town has such an ability

And now you've just guaranteed I can never take a shot, you dummy


DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED TO BE A VIG ON THIS SITE

[Accountant]

Vig yourself as proof of your role

[MemerDreemurr]

If we could not claim for no reason that would be great. Accountant/kuribo are probably the same alignment though.

[kuribo]

SEVEN YEARS

God

[kuribo]

Vig yourself as proof of your role

It's not "for no reason" when he's trying to push a fucking gunsmith guilty

[Accountant]

Wait Zodiac killer??? umm what?

Ted Cruz,huh.

uggh I guess its time to hit the wiki I am not as familiar with gunsmith.

Ted Cruz is widely and incorrectly speculated to be the Zodiac Killer.

Gunsmith detects if a player has a gun in their flavor. All mafia members, except mafia doctor, have a gun. Vigilantes and paranoid gun owners do too. In some setups cops have guns