Mini Theme 2259: Superfight Mafia!

[TemporalLich]

congrats, you somehow neither exist nor don't exist!!! ? what the hell?

[Firebringer]

i just looked in my mafia pt and ur all in there.
what the hell kind of game is this

[Not_Mafia]

id turn u into a steak platter to feed fb

My meat is fatal to humans but I am 110% adorable and my milk is both delicious and nutritious, I predate the sharks and the sponges, hundreds of millions of years of evolution have gone into creating the perfect lifeform that is Miltank.

[Galron]

Scum down there somewhere

[TemporalLich]

i just looked in my mafia pt and ur all in there.
what the hell kind of game is this

one that runs on subjective logic... dear god the astral demons are here!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

bruh all i know is ribeye is delicious

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how to fight NM:

1. let him elim himself
2. chop into lots of ribeye steaks
3. salt and pepper
4. cast iron skillet heated over coals
5. sear for 2m per side
6. slice against grain of meat with japanese steak knife - enjoy while hot

[Not_Mafia]

I mean ya'll do that but it will poison you to death

[Firebringer]

pooky i have a feeling scum will make us fight each other tonight.
would u let me win if that happens

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

babe id do anything for u

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean ya'll do that but it will poison you to death

my doctor tells me steak is not good for me but ive never listened to that quack in my entire life

[Firebringer]

I mean ya'll do that but it will poison you to death

my doctor tells me steak is not good for me but ive never listened to that quack in my entire life

ur doctor is the worst?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

she is p bad

[Enchant]

I suggesting punching Firebringer before he submit to VIOLENCE.

[Jingle]

Vote Count 1.1

You will all be pleased to find out that I have begun construction of the giant Death Colisseum where vengeance will be taken for my poor sweet kitties.

With 13 alive, it takes 7 votes to send someone to take vengeance on the filthy cat killers.

Not Known 15 (4 votes til death): PookyTheMagicalBear, jjh927, Dwlee99
jjh927 (6 votes til death): Radical Rat
Enchant (6 votes til death): Galron
Firebringer (6 votes til death): TemporalLich
Not_Mafia (6 votes til death): Not_Mafia
Radical Rat (7 votes til death):
PookyTheMagicalBear (7 votes til death):
Galron (7 votes til death):
cyrus62 (7 votes til death):
Dwlee99 (7 votes til death):
TemporalLich (7 votes til death):
Flea The Magician (7 votes til death):
Faerie Mages (7 votes til death):

Deadline for Day 1 is in (expired on 2022-02-02 22:00:00).

[Jingle]

@Jingle

Will the thread be open for discussion during the fight phases?

No.

[Enchant]

It's actually funny, but i suggested firethrower on kittens.

Therefore i am cause of war.

[Faerie Mages]

FLEA THE MAGICIAN,

Faerie and Mage, your fan club representatives, are here!
Faerie: Faerie checking in
Mage: Mage checking in

[Not Known 15]

VOTE: TemporalLich
A doublevoter in an open setup with no doublevoter? Suspicious.

[Radical Rat]

@Jingle

Will the thread be open for discussion during the fight phases?

I have decided to townread this post. Ask me why

Why?

No, it's an RVS vote. I find that RVS is ineffective if you don't push something actually worth pushing, but I definitely am not auto-scumreading him over that.

I have decided to scumread this post. Ask me why

Why?

I believe we can convert the scum into not fighting us but reforming their ways.
We can do this by accepting them for their lying nature and try to get them to change their ways with positive reinforcement and encouragement.

Rat, have you considered not being scum anymore?

Can't say I have

[Radical Rat]

VOTE: TemporalLich
A doublevoter in an open setup with no doublevoter? Suspicious.

Since when was this an open setup?

[Jingle]

@mod what are acceptable bribes?

The answer to this question, among others like "What is the meaning of life?" and "What are the winning lottery numbers for every lottery drawing in April of this year?" were included in the orientation packets I left with my kitties. Replacement copies will not be provided.

Also, the VC has been fixed and is now up to date.

[Galron]

Hookers and blow it is then.

[TemporalLich]

I think the packet is secretly just a ranch sauce packet

[Not Known 15]

VOTE: TemporalLich
A doublevoter in an open setup with no doublevoter? Suspicious.

Since when was this an open setup?

You have read the signup post in the queue, haven't you?