Paranoia Mafia -- Full -- /in to replace!

[Phillammon]

Phil-R-Mon-4 waiting in line here. Hail Friend Computer.
(Don't ask about the 4... just... don't.)

[UberNinja]

/in

Yes...it's me. The guy who hasn't played a Mafia game on this site for about 6 months. I guess we'll see if I've grown rusty.

/in

Yes...it's me. The guy who hasn't played a Mafia game on this site for about 6

months

years. I guess we'll see if I've grown rusty.

Holy shit!

[sword_of_omens]

/in to serve

[danakillsu]

/in

Yes...it's me. The guy who hasn't played a Mafia game on this site for about 6 months. I guess we'll see if I've grown rusty.

Let those who worship evil's might... beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!! Did you like the movie?

The storyline was an A-, but the acting was mostly C+. Not a Ryan Reynolds fan. All I kept thinking while watching it was, "This is all some people will see of Green Lantern, or DC comics, or maybe even comics in general?".

/in

Yes...it's me. The guy who hasn't played a Mafia game on this site for about 6 months. I guess we'll see if I've grown rusty.

Notsureifbeingmockedorjustupstaged.

[The Computer]

Greetings, citizens!

theomoaner's contra-indicative evidence has been accepted. See how generous The Computer is!

Sadly, mcqueen's hygiene and loyalty was found to be questionable by too many Troubleshooters. Rather than risk this very important and not-at-all-neurotoxin-related mission, The Computer has transferred him elsewhere.

[Xalxe]

Fucktarded asses.

Decision:

VALIDATED

[mcqueen]

Xalxe, I wanted to be partners with you, then kill you, and win alone. Be much happier that way then being with you.

[UberNinja]

[mcqueen]

...

[Tierce]

Decision:

VALIDATED

And this is exactly the kind of attitude that makes people not want to play with you, mcqueen.

[mcqueen]

Decision:

VALIDATED

And this is exactly the kind of attitude that makes people not want to play with you, mcqueen.

I was being nice, I'd even show you some ongoing games, if they weren't ongoing, and I get thrown out of 2 games in 5 days. You'd be posses, too, so please get off my case. I'm tired of getting thrown out of games.

[mcqueen]

*pissed.

[Xalxe]

mcqueen, I'm going to give you some advice and then I'm done:

If you're going to act like a brat in every game and send "fuck you" messages to people you don't like, people aren't going to want to play with you. A wonderful thing about the site culture is that we're very self-policing, but we're also forgiving. If you shape up and play nice with the other kids, we'll let you play.

tl;dr: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0606.html

[Tierce]

Regardless of how I felt about it if the same happened to me, I would not throw a hissy fit on the sign-up thread, nor would I PM players insulting them.

I do not like playing with you, you are in my blacklist, you have influenced more than one game I was in with outside knowledge, and this kind of attitude certainly does nothing to change my opinion of you.

[BBmolla]

Fucktarded asses.

It's really a wonder why people don't like playing with you.

My honest suggestion: Create an alt and start anew. If you behave you can reveal yourself later and say "SEE GUYS I TOLD YOU I CAN BEHAVE."
I don't think anyone has any problems with this. Just... you know. Don't do your normal insane antics on your alt.

[The Computer]

Greetings, citizens!

In order to combat the problem of poor Troubleshooter morale, Happy-Happy tablets will now be dispensed. Please take two. If you are still not happy within five minutes, take two more. Repeat until happy.

Drooling and/or lack of brainwave activity will both be taken as not being unhappy, and thus being happy.

[saulres]

tl;dr: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0606.html

That tl;dr was longer than the text it was supposed to replace

[Tierce]

tl;dr: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0606.html

That tl;dr was longer than the text it was supposed to replace

...You stalk sign-up threads too? Broadening your scope, I see, fellow cultist.

[UberNinja]

Yeah saulres, why don't you just play with us? <3

[saulres]

You have no idea how much I want to play this. No idea.

But, I can't handle a mafia game of so many people, nor the effort it takes to play mafia games in general. If I could not focus so much energy on them, and they were more light-hearted (instead of the shit I see slung so often in them), it would be a whole lot easier.

[UberNinja]

I personally promise to force you to enjoy this game if you join.

[Amrun]

saulres, if you play, I'll play.

[saulres]

So much love

My play would be very half-assed in such a large game, especially with what's going on in my non-online life for the next month or so. I'd be a detriment to whatever side I'd be on; my play would mostly likely be to find someone who seems townie and pretend they're a higher clearance than I so I'd have to sheep them.

[Xalxe]

Um, Tierce is playing. What do you think

my

strategy is?

I kid.

[Tierce]

my play would mostly likely be to find someone who seems townie and pretend they're a higher clearance than I so I'd have to sheep them.

<------

There. Your problem is solved.


Now seriously: I understand. *hugs* While I'd love to play with you again, RL stuff comes first.


PEdit: HA!