Newbie 1897 (Game Over)

Alonzo · Post Post #25 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:55 am

In post 21, Trendall wrote:I'm not even a real Geordie, I lived in Newcastle back in 2010 when I used to play on here and like...I got back into play but I've just not got round to changing my location lol. I'm from the south which is awful.

Oi Im from the south =)

In post 23, safebet222 wrote:
In post 19, Trendall wrote:
In post 17, safebet222 wrote:
In post 15, Trendall wrote:I just got back from the pub. It's freeeeeezing D:
I wish I was coming back from the pub... What were you drinking?
Normally just beer but today prosecco lol
JUST BEER?!?!? Shame on you for having those thoughts thought up. Beer is civilization... It is the cause of and solution to all of man's problems.

I'd wager Newcastle is the only place on Earth they serve Prosecco in Pint Glasses....U know...For the Lasses! (Ladies*)

(*loosest possible interpretation. If Trump had a baby with an Ooompa loompa = Girls from Newcastle.)

(**Luckily they drink Enough beer in Newcastle to keep the world Turning somehow, Not sure I'd call it Civilisation)

(***Moves Trendall to Top of list of people who may or may not have had Chlamidiya at some point)

(****Moves Along)
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Alonzo · Post Post #26 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:58 am

Qubu stop scumlurking we all know its you.....

safebet222 · Post Post #27 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:02 pm

In post 25, Alonzo wrote:
In post 21, Trendall wrote:I'm not even a real Geordie, I lived in Newcastle back in 2010 when I used to play on here and like...I got back into play but I've just not got round to changing my location lol. I'm from the south which is awful.
Oi Im from the south =)

In post 23, safebet222 wrote:
In post 19, Trendall wrote:
In post 17, safebet222 wrote:
In post 15, Trendall wrote:I just got back from the pub. It's freeeeeezing D:
I wish I was coming back from the pub... What were you drinking?
Normally just beer but today prosecco lol
JUST BEER?!?!? Shame on you for having those thoughts thought up. Beer is civilization... It is the cause of and solution to all of man's problems.
I'd wager Newcastle is the only place on Earth they serve Prosecco in Pint Glasses....U know...For the Lasses! (Ladies*)

(*loosest possible interpretation. If Trump had a baby with an Ooompa loompa = Girls from Newcastle.)

(**Luckily they drink Enough beer in Newcastle to keep the world Turning somehow, Not sure I'd call it Civilisation)

(***Moves Trendall to Top of list of people who may or may not have had Chlamidiya at some point)

(****Moves Along)
(

I finally got a pint in my hand and you almost made me spit it all over the place...

Trendall · Post Post #28 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:03 pm

Haha, I'm always trying to tell my friends in other cities about this thing where you can get three treble vodkas for £5 like everywhere you go. Some places even used to do it for £4. But my friends don't believe me.

Rob14 · Post Post #29 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:12 pm

Vote Count #1.1:

Malakittens:

Alonzo (1)

Thespio:

Thespio (1)

Clemency:

safebet222 (1)

Trendall:

Clemency (1)

Alonzo:

Malakittens (1)

BattleBar:

VeridianCleric (1)

Not Voting:

BattlerBar, Qubu, Trendall

With 9 players alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

V/LA:

None.

Deadline:

(expired on 2018-11-05 09:50:00)

Alonzo · Post Post #30 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:14 pm

Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

VeridianCleric · Post Post #31 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:23 pm

Unless your from Canada. The country of stoners now.

Geordie??

VeridianCleric · Post Post #32 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:26 pm

In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

Once 6 years ago I was playing as mafia and randomly ended up being on the same airplane as my fellow member.

Trendall · Post Post #33 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:32 pm

In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

On epicmafia there’s a role called the ‘oracle’ which is townsided, you select a person at night and if you die, their role is revealed.

I had a situation where I was the last remaining mafia, accidentally killed the oracle and was revealed as mafia. Often when this happens I do this bit which is like…’oh yeah, there’s a glitch on the website, it’s pretty well known, the oracle glitch. there’s a thread about it on the forum, sometimes blues get revealed as mafia, but it’s a glitch and they’re looking into getting it fixed’.

Obviously normally people are like ‘haha’ and then immediately lynch me, but in this one game it got to the 3-way, I was revealed as maf, but one of the townies legit believed my oracle glitch thing, hammered the other guy, and I won. And in the post game the whole graveyard had a massive go at him and he was just like ‘but…I thought…the oracle glitch???’

Trendall · Post Post #34 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:33 pm

In post 32, VeridianCleric wrote:
In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.
Once 6 years ago I was playing as mafia and randomly ended up being on the same airplane as my fellow member.

That's crazy, how did it even come up in the conversation?

Clemency · Post Post #35 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:35 pm

In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

"Wait... so _I'm_ the Mafia?!" ~ Deimos, Town Cop

Alonzo · Post Post #36 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:35 pm

In post 31, VeridianCleric wrote:Unless your from Canada. The country of stoners now.

Geordie??

Local term for person from Newcastle 'the geordie squad'. Sounds like you are blessed Enough never to have heard of those shores...

In post 32, VeridianCleric wrote:
In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.
Once 6 years ago I was playing as mafia and randomly ended up being on the same airplane as my fellow member.

I once claimed cop (as scum) when the town Cop was already outed and one of my scumbuddies had counterclaimed.
We managed to Lynch the TC and score a flawless Victory. Thats way less impressive as a single sentence and doesn't do justice to the feat..

So yeah It also happened on a plane.

And there were snakes!!

VeridianCleric · Post Post #37 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:44 pm

In post 34, Trendall wrote:
In post 32, VeridianCleric wrote:
In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.
Once 6 years ago I was playing as mafia and randomly ended up being on the same airplane as my fellow member.
That's crazy, how did it even come up in the conversation?

We messaged each other a few times and could hear the other persons phone pinging as we both had paid for wifi on the plane lol
After 5 messages we realized it was a coincidence

Thespio · Post Post #38 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:55 pm

In post 30, Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

When I was in highschool we sold frozen pizzas, and to buy them for the fundraiser we had to call a small office in Chicago. So we sold like 10K in pizzas to the community and the school cafeteria, and about 3 months later the small company sent us a 30K check, and we were confused so we called them and they said "Well, lets just say you sold some more pizzas, and you paid us our cut, this is sales money" and us as a highschool debate group thought it was awesome, until the company closed when the FBI raided them for ties to the mafia. so my highschool debate club was funded by the mafia.

Qubu · Post Post #39 (ISO) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:23 pm

In post 14, Clemency wrote:Alrighty let's get some conversation going so this doesn't so stale

How's the weather where y'all live?

Rainy as hell in Oregon. So... normal?

Alonzo wrote:Someone tell me their Funniest Mafia Story.

There's this game I was in recently where a VT got lynched and my team won! Oh wait that was you. Sorry about that. It's also my only game, so it has to count, right?

Gotta keep the lynch Alonzo for the win strategy going. Hammer on Alonzo = Scum. Fact. We need to up your vote count so Scum can hammer you again.

vote Alonzo

safebet222 · Post Post #40 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:42 am

In post 39, Qubu wrote:
There's this game I was in recently where a VT got lynched and my team won! Oh wait that was you. Sorry about that. It's also my only game, so it has to count, right?

Gotta keep the lynch Alonzo for the win strategy going. Hammer on Alonzo = Scum. Fact. We need to up your vote count so Scum can hammer you again.

vote Alonzo

I don't like this at all. I hope this was tongue-in-cheek.

Thespio · Post Post #41 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:29 am

If you are clean when you get out of the shower why do you have to wash the towels you dry off with?

safebet222 · Post Post #42 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:37 am

In post 41, Thespio wrote:If you are clean when you get out of the shower why do you have to wash the towels you dry off with?

Ewwww...

Malakittens · Post Post #43 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:51 am

In post 41, Thespio wrote:If you are clean when you get out of the shower why do you have to wash the towels you dry off with?

Moisture on the wet skin causes a playing ground for bacteria in certain places that can make you super sick

Thespio · Post Post #44 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:52 am

In post 43, Malakittens wrote:
In post 41, Thespio wrote:If you are clean when you get out of the shower why do you have to wash the towels you dry off with?
Moisture on the wet skin causes a playing ground for bacteria in certain places that can make you super sick

So was the towel covered in preexisting bacteria? or were you? and if you were are you really ever clean?

Malakittens · Post Post #45 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:56 am

Both lol

Thespio · Post Post #46 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:35 am

Follow up question, how tf did viruses occur naturally? they are literally little robots and they inject your cells with bad stuff. how do things like these exist?

Trendall · Post Post #47 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:42 am

In post 40, safebet222 wrote:I don't like this at all. I hope this was tongue-in-cheek.

I don't like this post because you acknowledge the tongue-in-cheekness but still have a problem with it somehow. You can't have it both ways like this, is there some other thing about that post that bothers you?

safebet222 · Post Post #48 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:20 am

In post 47, Trendall wrote:
In post 40, safebet222 wrote:I don't like this at all. I hope this was tongue-in-cheek.
I don't like this post because you acknowledge the tongue-in-cheekness but still have a problem with it somehow. You can't have it both ways like this, is there some other thing about that post that bothers you?

Yes, there is something else... I kind of read the post with a double purpose. Like a prescribed method of hunting scum. Like something that started as a joke but could gain steam and lead to multiple mislynches.

Of course... It might be simply just a tongue in cheek jab, not sure.

Trendall · Post Post #49 (ISO) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:06 am

I don't get how you can not be sure though. The alternatives are that he genuinely believes that lynching somebody on the basis that in the last game they were lynched town won is a good strategy. Or he is mafia and believes that he can convince other town members that lynching somebody on the basis that last game they were lynched town won is a good strategy.

These aren't genuine points of view that a person could possibly hold, surely?