Survivor: Bahamas (Game Over, Info Reveal)

[Nicholas1024]

Hm. If you're lucky, you might get a few hours of cleanliness before he returns to the scene and performs an encore.

[xofelf]

It lasted 4. That was it. He took all his books out >.<

[D3f3nd3r]

Results time!

Taino:

Looking Outrageously Laughable
well looking ahead i think you're the only ones who managed to kinda keep to the task a little bit so congrats, have four points. of course this isn't funny at all you're just saying words so have another two points and that's it for humour so overall SIX POINTS -Drench

6 Points + 3 Points = 9 Points

Young Otters Love Oysters
Uh... good observation? Noted? -Cephrir

3 Points + 2 Points = 5 Points

On My Genitals
A little funny (in the imagine-this-is-what-it-actually-means context). -Cephrir

4 Points + 5 Points = 9 Points

Rather Openly Furious Laughter Mainly At Others
yes!!!!!! nailed it!!!!!!!!! i mean ok its not that funny, three points for humour, but five??? points for naiLING IT??? EIGHT POINTS??????????? -Drench

8 Points + 5 Points = 13 Points * 2 = 26 Points

Final Score: 49 Points


Metazoa:

Look Out Llamas
I at least chuckled at this one. The idea that this is what everyone means whenever they use this acronym vaguely amuses me. -Cephrir

4 Points + 6 Points = 10 Points

Your Offspring Lacks Originality
I'm especially fond of how this one relates to the type of person who would use the original acronym- both that it's insulting and that it's rather snooty sounding (the exact opposite of, well, you know). Only not a ten because I am stingy with tens. -Cephrir

7 Points + 9.5 Points = 16.5 Points

Optional Masturbation Grotto
This sounds like a hilarious place and I sincerely hope such establishments exist. -Cephrir

6 Points + 8.5 Points = 14.5 Points

Rape Or Fondle Lord Mhork And Orgasm
Too much! Make it stop! Put the brakes on the rape train! -Cephrir

1 Point + 3 Points = 4 Points * 2 = 8 Points

Final Score: 49 Points

We have a tie!

Next post will be the tiebreaker.

[D3f3nd3r]

Tiebreaker:

We were not impressed by the LOL acronyms, so your tiebreaker is to make one more LOL acronym that isn't one of the three you have seen. The two judges and I will look at the two acronyms and pick the one each of us like the most. The acronym with more votes will win the challenge, and the other tribe will go to Tribal Council.

24 hours.

[Xalxe]

Drench, will you marry me?

[xofelf]

Woo! My grotto got points

[chesskid3]

rabble

[CuddlyCaucasian]

My YOLO did the best so i feel like a winner regardless *sparkle*

[Drench]

i spent like 7 minutes on those comments and only two get used
im outraged

[D3f3nd3r]

90 minutes and no submissions yet

[animorpherv1]

Spectators win!

[D3f3nd3r]

Acronyms have been given to the two judges, and I have made my personal choice.

[D3f3nd3r]

Tiebreaker Results:

Well, our three judges have submitted. Taino submitted "Lots of Licking," and Metazoa submitted "Lusty Outstanding Lads."

Spoiler: Drench's Vote

Lusty Outstanding Lads

Spoiler: My Vote

Lots of Licking. It comes down to Cephrir.

Spoiler: Cephrir's Vote

Lots of Licking wins it for Taino!

24 hours for the losing tribe's TC.

[animorpherv1]

Because I guess I can, this is what

I

came up with:

LOL - Living Online (Shhh, I'm counting it)
YOLO - Yes, Only Lesbians Obfuscate
OMG - Obligatory Motherly Gazelles
ROFLMAO - Risking Only Fire Lions, Making Adults Orderly

[Xalxe]

Wow. That's p. shocking.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I made a lot of terrible ones for roflmao...

Rip open fetuses like my abortion's over
Riding on french ladies makes alina ovulate
Rambo only fixes lamps Monday, asshole. Obviously.
Rick obviously fucking likes men. Astley out.
Racists openly framed LaQuisha! My apologies, Ohio.
Review of France's "Le Miserables": awful opening.

And final fantasy reference:
Rinoa optionally fucked Leonhart? Moping, angsty orphan...

[xofelf]

I wonder what would have happened had we submitted Licks of Love. That had been an option.

[Xalxe]

I'm sad we couldn't submit with an added *eyebrow raise* at the end of our LOL.

[Jal]

LOL - Lawrence of a Labia

Which looking up before posting, actually is a real porno.

[Cephrir]

The lusty lads were nice but they really should not have been outstanding

I like Licks of Love about equally if not more.

[xofelf]

Aw, well that's how it goes.

[Snakes]

Confessional Questions!

Taino:

1. What are your thoughts on the last player voted out of your tribe, Flameaxe?
2. What do you think is happening on the other tribe?
3. If you lose again, who would you want to vote out?
4. Do you have any theories on when the swap and merge will be? Do you think there will be any other twists?
5. What do you think your chances are of making the merge?

Metazoa:

1. What are your thoughts on the last player voted out of your tribe, Banakai?
2. What do you think is happening on the other tribe?
3. Why are you voting the way that you are?
4. If you lose again, who would you want to vote out?
5. Do you have any theories on when the swap and merge will be? Do you think there will be any other twists?
6. What do you think your chances are of making the merge?

[Xalxe]

when the swap

Well thanks for confirming that for us <3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

your chances are of making the merge?

Aha, I knew there would be a merge!

[Snakes]

TRIBAL COUNCIL III
Metazoa

Welcome to Tribal Council. Good luck to all of you. If anybody has any item and would like to use it, now would be the time to do so.

*nobody goes up*

Okay then. All votes are final. The player voted out is to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. Alright, here are the votes.

Spoiler:

JDGA

Spoiler:

Chesskid - One vote JDGA, One vote Chesskid.

Spoiler:

Mist - One vote for each for JDGA, Chesskid and Mist.

Spoiler:

JDGA - Two votes JDGA, One vote each for Chesskid and Mist.

Spoiler:

JDGA - Three votes JDGA, One vote each for Chesskid and Mist.

Spoiler:

Third person voted out of Survivor: Bahamas: JDGA. Thanks for playing.

Next challenge will be posted tomorrow at 12PM Central. It will not be live.