The MafiaScum Minecraft Thread - Summer 2024 NEW SERVER!

[Korlash]

*looks at form*

*coughs*

*repositions glasses*

Well... You're qualifications are... interesting to say the least. You seem more than qualified to work in our produce department... Unfortunately... Positions in that department have been filled... We thank you for your interest in employment with our location and wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors...

[Korlash]

On a side note... Minecraft costs me 1600 MS points...

... I only had 2000 points...

=DDDDDDD you better believe I just downloaded that shit... now... in fourteen hours... i shall finally be able to play this game!!!!!! *woohoo dances*

[Korlash]

An open letter to the person/persons who caused my herd of animals to disappear...

Spoiler: Penned in Blood

Number one: Sic vis pacem, para bellum

I hope you can understand the feeling of anticipation I held when I first stepped into my home today to greet my award winning pet chicken only to see an empty pen and realize that it was taking him a tad longer to load than it had taken me. But I did not fear, nor dread, nor fall into a deep depression, OH NO... for he was well worth the wait... His hopeful cluck, his joy filled ruffling of feathers, and his bountiful feast of precious eggs which normal society assumed until recently were solely produced by female chickens... All of these things I could wait an eternity for...

But that eternity came and went... and with it... a portion of my soul... For it soon became apparent... that Chicken... was gone...

Mournful and panic filled I rushed into the Husbandry in which the rest of my carefree flock dwelled hoping the little tyke had scampered into it by mistake. I knew that even if the worst had happened, even in the event my poor sweet fowl had met a tragic end, the rest of my friends would be there to help consul me...

Jumping down into the grassy abode my eyes were met with the bleak unending call... of silence...

I understand...

Corey... he was a bit of a trouble maker... always getting out of his cage and eating the decorative and expensive grass... Steven had a bit of a complex which caused him to play unwell with others, and Eddie... oh poor Eddie... When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy... well... you know the rest... *sniff*

Earnie and Emma... they were unfit for this confinement... I understand that they kept the neighbors up with their loud romping day and night but happy sheep are such a rare things these days, i did not see fit to stifle their passion... And Philis... Poor poor Philis... She didn't deserve this... She didn't deserve any of this...

Perhaps this is my fault... Perhaps I let my ego overtake my reason... To believe I could actually keep such honest creatures to myself... Keep them locked away... ;_; Love them... Cherish them... Appreciate them as individuals... Or perhaps... just perhaps... it isn't...

So... to you... to the helpless... doomed... soon to regret ever fucking waking up in the morning pile(s) of... well you know... If you're looking for ransom, I don't have any money... but what I do have is a very specific set of skills I have collected over a long career... Skills that make me a monster to people like you... If you tell me this is a hoax... or some glitch... or a faulty internet connection, I will not look for you... But if you don't... I will look for you... and I will find you...

And I will burn you... I will burn the

heart

... out of you...

-Signed, The late Korlash...

Number Two: Frank Korlash is dead... He died with his family...Number three: In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy it is necessary to act outside the law-to pursue…natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

[theplague42]

1. I would assume that the development by workplace vending machines and other horrors such as "Cheez Crackers" lead directly to the oppression of the proletariat. Dave Barry is an excellent source for this kind of information so I would have to consult him to explain this further.

2. Sir, is there any reason you ask this question twice? I wonder if I'm missing something. A struggle of class against class is (obviously) a class struggle, generally among 3rd-graders and the like. It often ends in full-on class warfare, involving such dastardly tactics as pinching and kicking.

3. If you are referring to soccer (or football to my foreign friends) then the Wolverhampton Wanderers won the Cup Final in 1949.

Bonus: I would love to work weekends.

[Korlash]

*flips through pages*

Hmmm... *marks something on the last page*

Well that seems to be taken care of.. not the scores we were hoping for but still passing with slightly off the ground colors..

Now i just need you to take a drug test... and we'll do a background check asap.

So answer these questions about drugs, make sure to tell us everything you're taking and where you got it because we are a sharing company... The background looks good on my end, the colors are bright and it doesn't take away from the main picture, so all is well.


Congratulations sir! you are now employed at Korblestones at the rank of junior stocker! Your duties include cleaning up the break room, watching out for vandles, and stocking the shelves with stuff that looks nice... Remember our store motto, we sell dreams and shit... You take care of the customer, and we'll take care of you!

[Claus]

Hey guys.

I'm thinking about adding some markers to our dynamic map. I tried setting up the plugin so that marks could be automatically added by putting up plaques with some specific codes, but that is not working. So just PM me the coordinates and description of the marker, and I will manually add them to the map. Please do it through PM (to not clog up the thread).

Thanks!

[theplague42]

Would anybody mind if I added another way out of the Spawntown well? It's a bit slow to exit after warping. I'll probably use sugarcane and make a staircase to one of the nearby grassy patches.

[izakthegoomba]

Sure. Or you could run straight ahead from the warp pad and jump into the lake.

[Om of the Nom]

Oh, I was planning on just putting vines in the top of the well to slow the fall.

[izakthegoomba]

Or what if we just made the well shallower - perhaps two or three blocks? That way it won't take ages to get out.

Also it's fine if you don't want to change it, but my OCD complains about how you drop down one hole and land in a 2x2 hole. Could we make the well 3x3?

[Om of the Nom]

It was originally a 2X2 hole you drop in. I have no idea who changed it.

[izakthegoomba]

Anyone up for some kind of event this weekend? It could be FFA, team PvP, or something else entirely, I have maps we can use.

[izakthegoomba]

Also, lol.

Spoiler:

[Maruchan]

god i hate lighting bugs

[izakthegoomba]

Yeah, I had to cover the top of my sphere with glowstone stalactites to drown out the lighting bugs.

[izakthegoomba]

Shit, they're fixing nether water in 1.3. I guess I have to find a use for those ice blocks I got.

[Maruchan]

lolololol

[Maruchan]

I upgraded town treefarm.


Can an OP kindly deposit some junglesaplings for us? Its the only treetype not self-sufficient

[Om of the Nom]

Oh, I know how you can use those ice blocks. Can you give them to me when I get online?

[izakthegoomba]

...how? Bear in mind I only got 17 before they patched it again.

[Om of the Nom]

I was going to use it for Fishy's Jungle temple because he let me make the snow biome room.

[izakthegoomba]

Ah. Well, in 1.3 I can get you more because they're fixing silk touch again, they just won't be usable in the nether. I need a nether use for these ones before they "fix" that, too.

[Fishythefish]

I upgraded town treefarm.


Can an OP kindly deposit some junglesaplings for us? Its the only treetype not self-sufficient

You may know already, but they are self sufficient if you grow the big ones.

[Claus]

Hey guys!

1- I started to change one of the villages in our map to be a Testificate megalopolis! If anyone is interested in helping, feel free to hop on and modify the village. The number of testificates is directly related to the number of "valid doors" in a radius around the city. A valid door is one where the number of "covered tiles" between the inside and the ouside of the door are different. If you find this complicated to understand, just follow the examples that I have already built there -- our you can prettify the existing NPC buildings, or build a small house+beds around the nether portal, etc.

2- I took some pictures of the construction process:

http://imgur.com/a/EurDU#0

3- To get to the testificate village, go to the blaze farm, and take the path leaving from there -- right now there is not a path actually - just follow straight until you find the portal -- if anyone would like to build a path and a portal house in the nether, that would be great!

4- added some markers to the map

[izakthegoomba]

We should wall it off, keep the villagers safe. Then expand it and build more houses so they reproduce.