Open 122 - Near Vanilla (Game over)

[SpyreX]

If by Survivor you mean "One of them is a confirmed PR, the other reaks of town and the third is me who is awesome and thusly I have no reason to even pretend to think of voting" then sure.

[hewitt]

Uh, no. By Survivor, I meant someone confusing Mafia (a game where only the mafia manipulate, lie, and build alliances to confuse the town) with a reality TV show in which ALL players use manipulation, lying, and alliances to eliminate each other.

[SpyreX]

And I'm saying: There is no alliance unless it is an alliance of "Playing like a useful, proactive town."

I dont "win" if Camn, VP and I are the last ones standing - I win when the scum are all dead. Now, as I can not do that alone, I look for those players who will help that along the most: Camn and Maad first and foremost due to their roles and VP due to his play. The latter I may be wrong about (maybe) but the former of course not.

So, short version: what the hell are you alluding to?

P.S. Vote Ztife

[camn]

This whole conversation is academic. Maadnet is with us, and if he ever looks at this, he will immediately hammer Ztife.
Or, one of us will hammer Zwet when we get tired of screwing around.
Or, one of Zwet-scum or Ztife-scum will self hammer.

Now, on to a mafia-theory discussion...

Hewitt, are you really under the impression that

only

the mafia manipulate, lie, and build alliances? I LOVE lying as town. I also LOVE manipulating scum into doing certain things. Like this:

Hey Scum! I am not going to Jail Maadnet tonight! He is a wide open target!

Now they have to decide if I am telling the truth or not. It is WONDERFUL!

[ZazieR]

The 'Town is splitsed...again' votecount

camn(0)
maadneet(0)

zwetschenwasser(4) - Kreriov, hewitt, Ztife, maadneet

Kreriov(0)
SpyreX(0)
Ztife(4) - camn, SpyreX, zwetschenwasser, VP Balter
hewitt(0)
VP Baltar(0)

Not voting(0): Kmd's girlfriend (Nobody is not voting ? I won't accept that!)

With 8 alive, you'll need 5 votes to lynch.
Note: Green indicates closest to lynch.

Happy scumday SpyreX (Kmd also wishes you a happy scumday)
And hewitt, please don't post anymore when you're drunk. I'm getting the urge to edit that post >.<

[VP Baltar]

Quiver at the unholy alliance of VP CamnX.

Hewitt, please stop dragging this out and hammer. I wanna believe you are town, but you seem to be going out of your way to stop this lynch and when Ztife flips scum it is not going to look good on you my friend. Just a thought.

Happy Scumday, Spyrex!

[Kreriov]

Unvote

[Kreriov]

I guess that is your perspective on it then. Sooner or later you have to start playing with some balls and make choices. I don't see a lot more information coming out of the day, as it is obviously needs to be Zwet or Ztife.

Last night we had one of four things happen:

1)Ztife is the scum who was sent to carry out the kill and was jailed
2) The scum targeted Ztife and failed cause of the JK
3) The scum targeted camn and failed because of doc protect
4) The scum did not send a kill

#4 and #2 are pretty unlikely. #3 doesn't make a lot of sense because maad said before the end of the day that he was going to protect camn. That only leaves #1 as a viable reason for the no kill last night, unless I am missing something.

Writing this out has actually made me much more confident about my vote. I think a hammer could be in order.

Really? #2 is just so unlikely because why exactly? #3 and #4 are the ones I find most unlikely. #1 is the most glaringly obvious and I happen to agree. But if not, then #2 is the answer. I am pointing this out because Camn's little list of lynch order is so out of whack. All I know is that in the last 3 lynches, the four suspects I have named, Zwet, Ztife, VP, and SpyreX were all involved. I know I am town. I think Hewitt is town, that means of those 4 two are scum. Its all fine and dandy that Camn is going with her gut. Its worked so far. Use your gut to analyze the facts. Of course this all might be speculation. We will know quite a bit more soon.

Vote: Ztife

[VP Baltar]

I think two is highly unlikely because Ztife has hardly been a threat to the scum in this game and has, in fact, been under suspicion from confirmed town Camn. It wouldn't make much sense for the scum to kill someone who is suspect like that when they have much more pro-town targets they could be eliminating.

[ZazieR]

The 'The hammer has fallen' votecount

camn(0)
maadneet(0)
zwetschenwasser(3) - hewitt, Ztife, maadneet
Kreriov(0)
SpyreX(0)

Ztife(5) - camn, SpyreX, zwetschenwasser, VP Balter, Kreriov

hewitt(0)
VP Baltar(0)

Not voting(0)

With 8 alive, you'll need 5 votes to lynch.
Note: Green indicates closest to lynch.

That's the hammer.

[ZazieR]

Mayor: Wait with the hammer vote! Bobo has some trouble with the cops as they are suspecting him for killing innocent Birdie...
So we don't have somebody who can kill the one you want to lynch.
Korts's 'girlfriend': Korts~ Where are you? I told you I don't like to play hide and seek... Everytime I played it with my boyfriend, they tried to hide at the village entrance. I don't understand why they are making it easy for me to win.
Mayor: Never mind. Found somebody

Kmd's girlfriend, could you come here for a sec?
Korts's 'girlfriend': It's Korts's girlfriend But sure. What's going on?
Mayor: Both these guys, Zwetschenwasser and Ztife, are thinking about becoming your boyfriend. But we don't know who fits you best. Wanna help?
Korts's 'girlfriend': I can't... I already have Korts.
Camn: Korts isn't here anymore. He asked Ether if he could become an underling for mith in order to leave this place. I wonder why? *glares*
Also, what have you done to Incog!!!!
Korts's 'girlfriend': Who?
Mayor: The bitch fight can wait, cuz it's now time for:

een of andere dating show waar ik nu te lui voor ben om een naam te verzinnen

With as host, the Mayor. As contestants, Zwetschenwasser and Ztife. Judges are: camn, SpyreX, hewitt, maadneet and Empking clone
And the one looking for a boyfriend, the lovely Kmd's girlfriend.

.........

Mayor: And we've now arrived at the final question. So far, camn and SpyreX have chosen for Ztife as boyfriend after both Ztife and Zwetschenwasser answered their questions. Why's that?
Camn: Because Zwet would actually be happy to go home with Kmd's girlfriend. After my Incog was taken away, I don't want anyone to be happy!
Mayor: What about you SpyreX?
SpyreX: I <3 you, camn.
Mayor: We could have expected that answer...
Hewitt and maadneet have chosen to vote Zwetschenwasser. May I ask why?
Hewitt: Because camn and SpyreX have an alliance!!! Every alliance must be destroyed as they are trying to detroy everyone else with it.
camn: That's not true!
SpyreX: It is true from my side though...
Maadneet: ...

Mayor: So Empking clone. What's your question?

Empking clone: Why do you like like asparagus flavoured ice cream?
Zwet: Good question...
Ztife: Do I?
Empking clone: Vote Ztife for not answering the question.

Mayor: And we have a winner
Say goodbye Ztife as you won't see anyone here again.
Ztife: What do you mean?

Ztife's 'girlfriend':


Ztife - mafia goon, became Kmd's girlfriend's boyfriend day 5.

Deadline is this Tuesday at 7 AM

[ZazieR]

Princess Clara: Hi, I'm Princess Clara. You might know me from Drawn Together. Today, I'd like to talk about the horror called plastic surgery.
I was a victim of Plastic Surgery And this episode of Drawn Together should have showed to our viewers that plastic surgery is bad! But no. Our audience thought it was fiction. Idiots.
Had VP Baltar watched this episode and if he had listened to our message, he could have been alive. But after his first plastic surgery in order to get a different look then the player named AWA, he got addicted. And in the end, it resulted in his death. The good thing is that somebody known as Bobo, filmed all VP Baltar's visits. So we, the cast of Drawn Together, will do a Drawn Together special about it. For those who are interested, here's the list of the cast.

Cast:
VP Baltar - Captain Hero
AWA - Tim Tommerson
SpyreX - Xandir
Zwetschenwasser - Wooldoor Sockbat
Empking - Bleh
camn - Princess Clara
Kmd4390 - Ling-Ling
Kmd's girlfriend - Ni-Pul
Doctor (Schneider) - The Jew Producer
Bobo - Bobo


Also, for those who want to see the preview, call our suicide hotline:
1-800-Who gives a fuck



Now that I have screentime outside Drawn Together, I want to tell you all a story. Foxxy and Xandir have a relationship! See? Being gay is just a phase. And black ppl are EVIL. EVIL I tell you!!!We must stop them now that we can! Join now, and you'll be included in the new ritual of the VeggieFables. Trust me, you don't want to miss this.

Also, my kisses with Foxxy weren't true! The Jew Producer edited those parts...


Thanks for listening to me and enjoy your next day.
PEACE OUT!



Mayor: Uhm, like Princess Clara said, VP Baltar was killed during the night. Being handsome is difficult to achieve and apparently, can cost you your life.
Anyway, enjoy your next day...

VP Baltar - townie, killed by beauty night 5

With 6 alive, it will take 4 to lynch.

(Sidenote: I do not agree with the opinion I posted as Princess Clara. These were only posted for flavour. I hope all of you can understand this.)

[VP Baltar]

I'm sure your world just crumbled to the ground, Kreriov! Go town!

[Kreriov]

Really, because I don't have to endure a dead mans bullshit anymore or because you want to beat a dead, weak case one last time from the grave? Since the town is garanteed of a win, assuming Camn did not try to jail Madneet last night, I am pretty happy right now.

I am going to assume Camn jailed Zwet. This gives us him as a confirmed townie and 2 pretty much confirmed townies. That leaves me, SpyreX, and Hewitt as possible scum. We lynch one of those three. Doesn't matter who. Lets just say SpyreX for the sake of argument

If its a mislynch, Madneet protects Camn and Camn jails either me or Hewitt. Lets say she jails me. If the night kill suceeds, you know the last scum must be hewitt and we lynch him. Lets say hewitt gets clever and does not put in a night kill, so you lynch me. Well, when you see I really am town, Camn jails Hewitt, preventing his night kill, and he gets lynched the next day.

All we need is Camn to tell us who she jailed last night!

[zwetschenwasser]

Uh, huh, sure, speculating one. Everyone knows that all scum need to do to frame someone with this plan is not submit a nightkill.

Vote: kreriov

[camn]

wow!

Zwet is clear. I jailed him last night!

And maad is still alive! The game is afoot!

[camn]

i like Kreriov's strategic thinking.... Which inclines me to think town on him.

That really leaves Hewitt.
His nonsense yesterday didn't help, either.

[camn]

camn - JK. No CC. Confirmed.

Maadneet - DOc. No CC. Confirmed.

zwetschenwasser - Confirmed by Camn last night.

Kreriov - unconfirmed

SpyreX - unconfirmed.. but town.

hewitt - unconfirmed

5:1. 3 confirmed. Doc and JK still in play.

I like it.

We have this game on lock now.
The scum made a terrible error last night by not killing Maadnet, and it lost the game for them.
They must not have realized that they were playing for all the marbles

Thus, I believe Hewitt is the last scum.

Spyrex wouldn't have made that mistake.

So.. Today we lynch Hewitt and tonight, if I have to, I Jail Kreiov.

If we are wrong on both counts and scum finally kill Maadnet, that leaves us with myself, Zwet and Kreriov, all alive and confirmed and ready to kill Spyrex. But seriously, for Spyrex to have made this kind of play as scum is unthinkable.

VOTE HEWITT

Just cause I want him dead. I am perfectly willing to sub Kreriov in for this plan... but it would please me to lynch Hewitt, if only for resisting the Ztife wagon yesterday.

And Scum.. if you want advice on why you failed last night...I would be happy to tell you.

This game is over, You might as well give up now.

[SpyreX]

Now we're at the fun part where the mob just kills their way to freedom.

PERSONALLY, I'd like to Kill Krer first so I can ego-dance when after my true assessment I called the ENTIRE group (Ac, Ztife, Krer).

However, it doesn't matter.

And, Camn, you're damn right if I was the last scum I would have hit maad. Or tried at least. Killing someone else just sealed the end.

Vote: Hewitt

[maadneet]

Zwet, you need to read more carefully; Kreriov already took a scum no-kill into account.

To clarify the plan:
Today we lynch one of the unconfirmeds.
- If it's the correct lynch, town wins.
- If it's a mislynch, I protect camn and camn JK's one of the remaining 2 unconfirmeds.
If there is a kill overnight, that confirms the person she JK'ed, so the other person, the only remaining unconfirmed, is scum & we lynch him.
If there is not a kill overnight, we lynch one of the 2 unconfirmeds remaining, probably the person who was JK'ed.
- Again, if it's the correct lynch, town wins.
- If not, the remaining unconfirmed is scum. camn JK's him and town lynches him on the next day, and town wins.

This sounds about right, and I see no issues with the plan.

Since I seriously doubt SpyreX is scum, and don't believe scum would give a strategy that ensures their loss, my vote is obvious.

Vote: hewitt

Let's get this over with.

[camn]

This

is

the fun part!

[zwetschenwasser]

Unvote; Vote: hewitt

HAMMA SLAMMA

[Kreriov]

Vote: Hewitt

I think Zwets was 'The Hamma', but just in case.

[zwetschenwasser]

Everyone not hewitt voted hewitt. This looks good!

[camn]

Hewitt!

Any last words?