Haus of Gaga: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich (Post 199)

[Simon Cowell]

You should sue your singing teacher.

[Lady Gaga]

[IDENTITY NOMINATIONS]

Hello hausguests. I must inform you that no one was correctly identified this week, which means there will be only two people eligible for eviction. Congratulations for keeping your identities hidden. For now. The Fame Monster Competition will begin momentarily.

[Lady Gaga]

[THE FAME MONSTER COMPETITION 3]

Selection Phase

Hausguests, it is now time to select the competitors for this week's Fame Monster Competition. As you all know, a total of eight players will be participating in this event. Both the Fame and the two nominees will choose a player they would each like to compete, while two more hausguests will be selected by random draw. The Fame and both nominees have twenty four hours [January 17, 5:00PM GMT-5] to declare, in thread, their selections for this competition. To do so, post:

I pick [Name of Hausguest] to participate in the Fame Monster Competition.

[Billy Ray Cyrus]

Sorry.

I nominate WERID AL.

POLKA!

[Lady Gaga]

Meryl and Simon, you both have less than an hour to select the hausguest you each would like to compete in the Fame Monster. If you don't, I will be selecting them via random draw.

[Lady Gaga]

Billy Ray has selected Wierd Al Yankovic to participate in the Fame Monster Competition. Since neither Meryl nor Simon chose a hausguest to compete, four slots will be filled through the draw.

Now it is time for the random draw:

Original Roll String: 4d6

4 6-Sided Dice: (2, 4, 4, 1) = 11

[1] Richard Ayoade
[2] Annie Duke
[3] Tina Fey
[4] Flo Henderson
[5] Kenny Hoang
[6] Liz Kim

[Lady Gaga]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

[Lady Gaga]

Fantastic! Richard Ayoade, Tina Fey, Kenny Hoang, and Liz Kim will be partaking in the Fame Monster Competition as well.

[Lady Gaga]

[THE FAME MONSTER COMPETITION 3]

Boogie Knights

Hausguests, welcome to the Fame Monster Competition. This week, you will be playing one of my favorite games, Boogie Knights. Please direct your attention to the board above, for this will be the playing field during this competition, and I will explain the rules of the challenge.

Everyone will choose a square on the board, which will be their starting point. You will then take turns moving like a knight in chess. For those of you who either do not know or are unsure about the knight's movement, it moves in an L shaped path. They can move two squares straight, and then one square to the side OR one square straight, and then two to the side. Every turn, you will have twenty four hours to make a move. If a hausguest does not make a move in the given time, he or she will be eliminated from the competition. Each time a hausguest makes a move, the square they land on will be removed from the board. That square is then out of play for the rest of the game. When a hausguest cannot find a square onto which to move, they are out of the game. If you choose your moves like disco kings and queens, and are the last player standing, you will win the Fame Monster Competition!

[Lady Gaga]

We will be going in alphabetical order, which means Richard, you will choose first.

[Kenny Hoang]

I assume you can't "capture," yes?

[SneakyLizKimWasRobbed]

I anticipate this competition taking a while..

[Richard Ayoade]

C3.

[Lady Gaga]

I assume you can't "capture," yes?

Correct.

[Lady Gaga]

Richard has selected C3.

It is now Simon's turn.

[Lady Gaga]

I tell you what, for the sake of time (because this competition will indeed take a while) starting positions will be on a first-to-choose basis. The alphabetical order will come into play once everyone has selected their spots. If after forty eight hours [January 19, 5:00PM GMT-5] a player has not chosen a position, they will be out of the competition.

[SneakyLizKimWasRobbed]

D6

[Tina Fey]

E6

[Kenny Hoang]

F2

[Lady Gaga]

[Simon Cowell]

A1

[Tina Fey]

If C2 and B3 are taken, Simon will be eliminated.

[Meryl Streep]

That's a great proposition, Tina, but I think it's a little crowded over there.

h6, please.

[Billy Ray Cyrus]

C2

[Lady Gaga]

I haven't heard from Weird Al in several days, so I am going to assume he will not be here in the next twenty minutes. Because of this, I have decided to start the challenge. Richard, you are first.