ITT: Inconsequential Crap
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ITT: Inconsequential Crap
Whenever I picture an anthropomorphized fork and spoon, I always imagine that the fork is the male and the spoon is female. I don't know why I think that, or even why I've spent time thinking about this. But there you have it. Also, I made a thread with that as its opening post for no sufficiently good reason.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- animorpherv1
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Shows what you know. In civilized dinner settings, people are given both a fork and a spoon. Depending on the meal, you may also get various types of knife, and additional forks and spoons.
Also, now I can't help but picture sporks as the trannies of the table-setting world.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- animorpherv1
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You think they break out anthropomorphized dinnerware for your meager plebian feasts? That shit be expensive, man.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- mikeburnfire
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Dammit, Mike, now I've got way more catergories than I've got labels!One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- Mokujin_
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Seems less than efficient. How are you supposed to grip it?One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- TheLonging
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But then you get no leverage.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- AKnottedRope
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Interesting. I think I figured out where I got my idea that spoons are female- I had a book of nursery rhymes as a kid, and the illustrations for "Hey Diddle Diddle" had the spoon wearing a hair bow, despite not having any hair because it's a spoon.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- popsofctown
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Forks are more masculine."Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
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How can you tell, though? I assume that if one were to examine a normal fork, it would contain no inherently sexual characteristics.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- shaft.ed
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The same way you grip a fork. Why is this hard to comprehend?Sudo_Nym wrote:Seems less than efficient. How are you supposed to grip it?ShowDizzyIzzyB13: For the record, I /ghooked Cogitate :p
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No fat chicks.shaft.ed wrote:are sald forks kids or midgets? What about grapefruit spoons?
This shows lack of imagination for the proper toys.Looker wrote:Anything that pokes is male.
Because the illustration indicated that the handle is also a blade, and my hands are soft and fleshy. Don't cut up my hands, Izzy. I need them to hold pens and junk.Izzy wrote:The same way you grip a fork. Why is this hard to comprehend?One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- Mokujin_
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Not without getting butter on my hands.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy. - Sudo_Nym
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