Mini #200/Mars 1 - Mafia Site Mafia - Game Over

[Iammars]

The board wouldn't let the last one through, so here's a recap of what I would've wrote:
I was leaving for a week. I was planning on wrapping things up Friday Night, but Mom forgot to tell me that we would be having company over. Bad Mom! If I had known that, I would've have told StD to start it earlier in the day.

Now for flavor text. StD, check your e-mail.

All right sites! Listen up! The rivalry between all of these mafia playing sites has gone to far. If I could have my way, I would delete the files of all of you, but my career would be ruined. So instead, you guys are going to have to work it out amongst yourselves. Unfortunatly, I can't be around to watch you all protect your precious data due to some fight over the rights to microsoft.com, so I will have to leave my right-hand man, Save the Dragons, in charge. I will be able to check in occasionaly, but having to deal with lawyers will take up most of my time.

[Save The Dragons]

Anything in really small text is Iammars speaking.

Alright then...he's a little...uh...stressed out right now, but I've talked to him and I think he's calm now.

A LITTLE STRESSED? ALIILTE STRESSED?

First, for all sites not devoted to Mafia, only the mafia games will be deleted. So all those "important sites" are safe. Don't worry.

Since when was a site that played mafia games ever important?

Second, instead of a hacking brawl, we will run this like a Mafia game, since you all are so familiar with it. So let's do this thing!

You're only doing this because Save the Dragons got me drunk on Root Beer last night over at Charlie's. Damn IBC.

I will be doing the rules my style. But first, here is an ultra special rule from the head hancho himself, so let's pay careful attention to it. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt, now.

"You are not [allowed] to claim your site, not even hide it in your post or hint at it. Doing so will result in a modkill, even if it is not your real website."

So, none of that, please.

Rules

(Iammars has the right to trump any of these/add additions)

As I am doing right now.

1. Please vote in bold. We are very busy and don't have time to read all your "valuable" input.

2. Unvote, please. This is mainly used to exert our power over you lowly sites.

It's quite fun.

3. No talking at night, unless your role allows for it.

4. Don't quote role PMs, less ye want to be hacked.

I hate it when he slips into medival speech like that.

5. Get choices in fast! And of course, this exclaimation point intices you to get them in faster.

Yes my friends. Follow the what the magic "!" tells you to do.

6. Don't edit or delete posts, unless you wish to be edited and deleted yourself.

Oooh. Me likee.

7. Lynches will occur in a majority. I do accept bribes under the table though...

Uhh, Save the Dragons... What did I tell you about that?

8. You may Vote: No lynch if you like.

9. No personal attacks or bad sportsmanship, or I'll call you names.

10. If you post invisible text, I will laugh at your stupidity.

No posting in really small text or violet either. Really small text is hard to read and violet text in this game is mod text.

Why violet? 'Cause I want to!

violet text is also really hard to read.

11. Iammars and I :knowstuff:. So what he says goes. And if I say something which he doesn't trump, then that goes, too.

Is there actually a :knowstuff: emoticon, or am I going insane from my stress outness?

12. If you die, you may say bah. If you die, you may not say anything else, especially along the lines of "MY MAFIA PARTNER IS XANDER!" If you do, prepare to be boarded.

Damn it Save the Dragons. You weren't supposed to say that. Now I'll have to reassign the roles!

If you break any of these rules, the following thing could result:

I will spam your forums. You better believe it.

Those recieveing 200 hits per day:(8/12)

(Boldeds are confirmed)

blackhawk

Thesp

brushhopper

Seol

Macros

Maximumum

mikehart

mlaker

PeaceBringer

Quagmire

404'd (4/12)

Yosarian2

night 1

Nightfall

day 1

NanookTheWolf

night 2

mepmuff

day 2

Send in night choices though. That's good. And confirm to both of us, please.

Oh yes, and PLEASE don't post in the thread until the game starts, despite its being open.

I thought you could close threads. Oh well. Listen to him.

Oh yeah. I got mod powers and forgot to fix that.

[Save The Dragons]

As you can tell, Iammars is back, and I haven't even started. Wow. I'm behind schedule. Iammars will be pissed.

Um...we have a problem. 2 people haven't got back to us, so we're seeking replacements right now. This game should start very shortly.

OK. Replacements found. Once Iammars sends the role, Thesp confirms, and all night choices are in, we will begin.

[Save The Dragons]

It's like we went on a date and he stuck me with the bill. No, that anology sucks. It's like Iammars quit and stuck me with the company. Yeah, I like that one.

Ok. I have no clue where Iammars is, no post in V/LA, he should've been back by now, since he said he was away. He told me he was doing something over the summer, I believe, but I don't know if he has access. So I shall run this, at least until he gets back. I don't have all of Iammars's notes or thoughts in his head, etc., so this game might not run as flawlessly as it would have.

But this game will start in a few minutes, as soon as I deal with night choices!

And say thanks to MeMe, everyone. Cuz I sure...uh...didn't care how long you guys waited...

Oh yes. And if you got a role PM/e-mail from Iammars, please PM/e-mail it to me. I know everyone's roles, but I'd like to keep it true to flavor.

And one more thing. I'm going to be using PMs from now on, because that's just easier for me. If Iammars comes back and wants to use e-mail, it's his call, but until then, PM everything to me (except for the roles mentioned above, since they're in e-mail, you can just forward them to me).

[Save The Dragons]

Day 1, my pretty little sites!

You all gather around in a cyber cafe somewhere out there in cyberspace where all the cool mafia sites hang out. And since you all are cool little mafia sites, you drink your coffee.

You're all a little trepidatious about what's about to come. But you sites are strong and battle read. You understand death and such.

A cry comes from the bathroom. You all rush to see (well, all except Maximumum, she's not allowed in the men's bathroom) Yosarian. He doesn't look so good. It looks like he's been hacked into and deleted! And slowly...he dissapears into the ether of cyberspace. You click on him to find he's been 404'd. A hush comes over the crowd.

Yosarian2,

mtgsalvation.com - Townie

has been killed night 1!

Day breaks! With 11, it's 6 to lynch.

[Thesp]

Go go gadget

Vote: Nightfall

!

Hello, all.

[Nightfall]

Geez Thesp got a grudge on me?

Random Vote: NanookTheWolf

[Quagmire]

Vote: Macros

[Maximumum]

Gee, and I've always wondered what the inside of a men's room looks like.

eenie meenie minee

random vote: brushhopper

A double 'h' I can tolerate, but a double 'p' as well? That's just excessive.

[mepmuff]

vote: Thesp

[Macros]

because im a terribly spiteful person, who dislikes being voted for

vote quagmire[/]b
yes thats random

[Macros]

er

vote quaqmire

[Thesp]

Unvote: Nightfall, Vote: Macros

for fun and profit.

[NanookTheWolf]

Vote: Mepmuff

OMG! Welcome back Macros, I missed ya a lot.

Anyways, onto the game,

Thesp? What profit do you gain?

[PeaceBringer]

vote yosarian

[NanookTheWolf]

vote yosarian

He's dead Peacebringer, and yes I know the mod didn't update the front post ...

[brushhopper]

A double 'h' I can tolerate, but a double 'p' as well? That's just excessive.

What can I say, it's how it's spelled.

[brushhopper]

Oh yeah, and

Vote: Yosarian

because he voted a dead person.

[mlaker]

Yay! PM's! I choose not to Random Vote!

[Nightfall]

Oh yeah, and

Vote: Yosarian

because he voted a dead person.

Yosarian is the dead one...

[Save The Dragons]

Hey! Stop insulting my modding ability and get back to the game!

[NanookTheWolf]

Fos: Mikehart

for being the only one that hasn't posted yet .. and yes I know the game has only been open for two days, but someone's got to do it.

[Thesp]

Thesp? What profit do you gain?

Wouldn't you like to know?

[PeaceBringer]

vote yosarian

He's dead Peacebringer, and yes I know the mod didn't update the front post ...

gee now let me guess I get to get bandwagoned for voting a dead guy.


VOTE STD- wait that may get me mod killed

unvote

- (can I really be voting if voting the dead?

Vote mlaker

then

[Save The Dragons]

VOTE STD- wait that may get me mod killed

You're just lucky that wasn't bolded.