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Paranoia Mafia -- Game Over
- The Computer
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Paranoia Mafia -- Game Over
Welcome to...
Paranoia Mafia
Mod:The Computer (aka, Magua)
Backup mod:Andrius
Reviewed by:Andrius, Vi, Regfan
Spoiler: Serving The Computer (7)
Spoiler: No Longer a Threat (Dead)
Spoiler: Waiting in Line at PLC (Replacements)
Events:
Daycycle 1:Start - End
Daycycle 2:Start - End
Daycycle 3:Start - End
Daycycle 4:Start - End
Daycycle 5:Start - End
Daycycle 6:Start - EndLast edited by The Computer on Wed May 16, 2012 12:55 pm, edited 16 times in total.What is your security clearance, citizen?
I'm sorry, that information is not available to you at this time.- The Computer
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The following rules are clearanceINFRARED.
I. Rules
- - The Golden Rules
- The site-wide rules apply. Read them, know them, love them, but do not break them.
- Play to win.
- I reserve the right to change the rules at any time for any reason. If I do this, the rule changes will be posted in thread. - The Inviolable Rules
- If you’re unsure if what you’re going to do will break a rule, ASK.
- We're all here to have fun. Tempers may flare, but avoid personal attacks and keep it civil.
- Do not edit or delete your posts in this thread. If there is a problem with a post, such as incorrect formatting, ask me to fix it for you.
- Do not quote communications outside the game thread, including role PMs, Quicktopics, etc, in the game thread. This specifically includes PM timestamps. Paraphrasing is allowed. If in doubt, ask.
- Do not use cryptography, invisible text, tiny text, or the like.
- Do not use any form of provable randomness. Claiming you rolled dice and acting on that is fine. Using dice tags is not.
- Do not impersonate or pretend to be the moderator. If I edit a post, my words will be in purple.Do not use this color.
- Do not talk about this game outside of this game thread until it is completed, unless I have specifically told you it is allowed.
- Do not bring outside factors into this game. This includes making bets, promises of real life rewards, etc.
- Do not pretend to break one of these rules. Pretending to break a rule will be treated the same as breaking the rule.
- Breaking one of these rules may result in a modkill. If you are modkilled, you may become a Neutral Survivor, and thus automatically lose. Modkilling may or may not end the Day. - The Activity Rules
- Each player is expected to post at least once every 72 real life hours. If a player goes 72 real life hours without posting, they may be prodded. Prods will be announced in thread.
- If a player does not respond to their prod within 24 real life hours, is prodded twice in the same Day, or three times in total within the game, they may be force-replaced.
- If you will be V/LA, please alert me in the thread or via PM. I do not read the V/LA thread.
- Each Day will have a deadline of fourteen real life days. In the event deadline is reached before a lynch occurs, no lynch will occur.
- This game uses Instant Night. All Night actions must be submitted to the mod during the Day.They may be changed at any point up until the Day ends. The mod will process all actions as part of the lynch scene, and the new Day will start immediately thereafter.
- I will accept PMs of conditional actions to take (such as, "If Magua votes me, dayvig him")
- I may extend deadlines in the event replacements must be found. This will be announced in thread. - The Voting Rules
- Votes must be bolded to count, and in the format of VOTE: Magua. Abbreviations, missing punctuation, and misspellings will be accepted as long as the vote is bolded and it is obvious to me who is being voted for.
- Unvoting is nice, but is not necessary.
- Once a majority of votes is reached (# of players / 2 + 1, rounded down), that person is lynched. Day is over, and no further votes/unvotes/Day abilities will be counted.
- If you are dead, that is it. Do not post. Not even a "Bah" post.
- You may VOTE: No Lynch. It still requires a majority of votes to end the Day before deadline.
II. Setup Rules and Information
- Despite any appearances or flavor to the contrary, this is a Mafia game. There is a town, there are scum, etc.
- The mod is not a player.
- Above all else, make sure that you never, ever, ev...
Red, Friend Computer!
Friend Computer, I have a question!
My Role PM says something about Treason Points! How do those work?
Er...yes, Friend Computer! Yes! Very loyal!
Ha ha, no, Friend Computer, no I don’t! Just, ah, forget I asked!
…
Friend Computer, another question!
My Role PM says something about informing on other players. How does that work?
*gulp* What if someone lied in a claim?
Last edited by The Computer on Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:40 am, edited 1 time in total.What is your security clearance, citizen?
I'm sorry, that information is not available to you at this time.- The Computer
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The TWN Sector briefing room. A typical room to find a group of Troubleshooters in, the briefing room is relatively run-of-the-mill. Uncomfortable benches for you to sit on, a 3" thick polycarbonate wall protecting where the briefing officer would sit, various bullet holes and scorch marks on the walls telling tales of previous weapons fire.
However, there is no briefing officer here on this daycycle. Instead, there is a Computer monitor.
The Computer speaks!
*various assents, murmurs of "Obviously for a very good reason, Friend Computer!" and the like echo through the room*
*various lasers are unholstered and pointed in various directions*
*various "Thank you, Friend Computers!", various checking of any possible exits from the room*
What is your security clearance, citizen?
I'm sorry, that information is not available to you at this time.- The Computer
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One of the less heavily scorched wall panels in the mission briefing room lights up:
Name Status Tierce Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Oversoul Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)PeregrineV Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)UberNinja Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)DarthYoshi Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)BBmolla Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Elmo TeH AzN Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)theomoaner Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Seraphim Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Xalxe Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)danakillsu Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)TiphaineDeath Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Akonas Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)sword_of_omens Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)saulres Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)Amrun Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)theamatuer Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)HezLucky Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)inte Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)scooby Unlikely To Be A Traitor (But You Never Know)
It is nowDaycycle 1.
With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch.
Deadline is April 15th, 2012, at 7:00pm EST (site time).
Countdown to deadline: (expired on 2012-04-15 18:00:00)What is your security clearance, citizen?
I'm sorry, that information is not available to you at this time.- theamatuer
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theamatuer Mafia Scum
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theamatuer Mafia Scum
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- Tierce
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Tierce Cache Me If You Can
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- Joined: November 8, 2011
- Location: Las Vegas, NV
- BBmolla
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BBmolla Open Book
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saulres Mafia Scum
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Citizen Saul-R-ESS mandatorily happy to report for duty!
Friend Computer, it has come to my attention that theamatue-R is asking further questions about treason points. Since only traitors have any reason to fear treason points, I would like to
VOTE: theamatuer
as he is obviously one of the traitors!
Thank you, Friend Computer! As always, it is my pleasure to serve."SAULRES you are THE man! Fav mod eva, no contest!" - Bert; "Saulres is a fantastic mod, if he is running a game everyone needs to join it." - FuDuzn
Nominated for Paperback Writer Scummie 2013 and 2014!
On permanentV/LAFriday afternoons through Saturday nights.- Xalxe
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Xalxe He/himIt's pronounced "Xalxe"
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- Pronoun: He/him
- Location: Bothell, WA
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Xalxe He/himIt's pronounced "Xalxe"
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- Elmo TeH AzN
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Elmo TeH AzN Jack of All Trades
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BBmolla Open Book
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In post 11, Elmo TeH AzN wrote:I like that the computer is so Trusting to talk to.
VOTE: Elmo
The capital T is obviously indicative of someone attempting to send treasonous messages.Come see me in the Great American Melodrama in Oceano- Elmo TeH AzN
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Elmo TeH AzN Jack of All Trades
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In post 13, Elmo TeH AzN wrote:We can vote before confirming >_>
Indeed we can, Friend Troubleshooter!
Okay this flavor thing is gonna be really taxing and I'm not going to be able to keep this up."I, too, would prefer to know the Xalxe of my demise." - Felissan, 2022
- On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees -- theamatuer
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theamatuer Mafia Scum
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Xalxe He/himIt's pronounced "Xalxe"
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He/him- It's pronounced "Xalxe"
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- saulres
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saulres Mafia Scum
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Citizen Saul-R-ESS mandatorily making some observations!
I must say how that my favorite thing about serving the Computer is that Friend Computer has made it so easy for me to find traitors.
Why just look at theamtue-R, once again doing treasonous things like asking about the rules! Clearly there is no bigger traitor in all of Alpha Complex!
Thank you, Friend Computer! As always, it is my pleasure to serve."SAULRES you are THE man! Fav mod eva, no contest!" - Bert; "Saulres is a fantastic mod, if he is running a game everyone needs to join it." - FuDuzn
Nominated for Paperback Writer Scummie 2013 and 2014!
On permanentV/LAFriday afternoons through Saturday nights.- Xalxe
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Xalxe He/himIt's pronounced "Xalxe"
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Oh fuckballs.
So, just reread the rules and noticedthe game uses instant night. For this reason, we should make sure we're not quicklynching. I'm not saying we should necessarily drag it out right until deadline, but let's make sure we're not doing stupid shit, yeah?"I, too, would prefer to know the Xalxe of my demise." - Felissan, 2022
- On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees -- Oversoul
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In post 18, Xalxe wrote:Oh fuckballs.
So, just reread the rules and noticedthe game uses instant night. For this reason, we should make sure we're not quicklynching. I'm not saying we should necessarily drag it out right until deadline, but let's make sure we're not doing stupid shit, yeah?
Really? That's annoying and really inhibits town PRs.
Are there any other unfortunate aspects to this game?- Oversoul
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- Xalxe
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Xalxe He/himIt's pronounced "Xalxe"
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"I, too, would prefer to know the Xalxe of my demise." - Felissan, 2022
- On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees - - Xalxe
- Oversoul
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- Xalxe
- saulres
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- theamatuer
- Xalxe
- Elmo TeH AzN
- BBmolla
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- Xalxe
- Xalxe
- saulres
- BBmolla
- Tierce
- theamatuer
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- The Computer
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