Roald Dahl Mafia - Game Over

[Phoebus]

Game Status: Game over

Check last page for details.

I know better than to try and emulate Roald Dahl as far as writing goes and to try a hand at any Dahl-esque flavour would just be really rude and incompetent. To try any other style, would not be fun.

So, I will just say -- Welcome to my little interpretation of the RD Universe. I hope you have a good time playing and enjoy yourselves.

Visitors:

• armlx
  
• Axelrod
  
• Bamboomancer
  
• Commodore Amazing
  
• d8P
  
• draygn_mage
  
• Fritzler
  
• Flying Dutchman
  
• Fuldu
  
• GreenLiquid
  
• inHimshallibe
  
• Jaguar
  
• Mastermind of Sin
  
• Maximumum
  
• Pinky
  
• PookyTheMagicalBear
  
• rolandofthewhite
  
• Rainbow Brite
  
• RangeroftheNorth
  (replaces Enigma91)
  
  
• Tamuz
  
• WindSlicer

Suffered a terrible fate:

• -- no one yet --

[Phoebus]

An ever evolving brew:

• Nights will last around 72 hours or so. If night choices come in earlier, it will dawn earlier.
  
• Days will last as long as they need to. If discussion lags, I will impose two deadlines. The first may be rescinded or extended. The second will be final and binding.
  
• Votes must be in
  bold
  . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  
• Unvoting has been made redundant. Just make sure your votes are bold.
  
• Lynching will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded.
  
• You may
  vote: no lynch
  – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death. Once a player votes no lynch, it will be taken that he has gone home and may not post again that day unless he gets half a majority of votes required to lynch him.
  
• At deadline, half majority or more will constitute a lynch. First come, first served. Less than half majority = no lynch. Endgame (6 players or less) will require fully majority regardless of deadline.
  
• The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.
  
• Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing.
  
• Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts
  
• Don’t quote any messages from me. You are liable to get mod-killed if you do.
  
• If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me I will make a choice for you, the first time - which might result you being quite unhappy. From the second instance onwards, it will be forfeit.
  
• If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
  
• I should post a vote count, ever so often, maybe every page or every alternate one. Please feel free to request one should you deem it necessary.
  
• If you have any questions, you can pm me or ask in the thread. I'll get back to you as soon as possible, and with the best explanation that I can. You can also pm me if you want to tell someone about your day, or you thought something another player wrote was funny, or just to say hi.
  
• I am always right, but not always accurate. If I've made a mistake, please tell my by email as soon as possible. If you try to notify me in thread, I'll have to to edit your post and you will most likely be mod-killed.
  
• Most importantly...this is a game and we're here to have fun. Do your part.

[Phoebus]

All confirms are in. Please send in your choices. Also, please go through the rules once. For those of you used to my regular rules, you will notice changes.

Night choice deadline:

1200 ET, Friday the 7th

[Phoebus]

You all wake up in the morning to see two amongst you to have departed.

armlx is lying rigid on the floor with the most terrified of looks on his funny face.

rolandofthewhite has been squashed beyond recognition. The only clue to his identity are his many pairs of legs.

armlx, Willy Wonka, vigilante

and

rolandofthewhite, The centipede from James and the Giant Peach, townie

are dead.

19 alive, 10 to lynch on day one.

[rolandofthewhite]

Depressing.

Goooo town!

[Commodore Amazing]

Whenever you do a read-through, you cannot contest the fact that I was the first to

vote: Maximumum

.

Unfortunately, this vote means nothing.

[Fritzler]

Well, when you read you'll notice I was the first to put a second vote on someone

vote: maximumum

This means nothing other then that I want to be first at something too!

[Maximumum]

You are so sweet, CA. I can feel the love...the vote means something to me.

random vote: WindSlicer

Why slice the wind? What did it ever do to you?

[Rainbow Brite]

*yawn*

*stretch*

i generally like to sleep in late but its such a beautiful morning, i guess i'll fry up some bacon+eggs, sit out on the patio, enjoy the sunshine and

vote: greenliquid

.

actually that's mostly not true. it's nine in the evening, i've had my dinner, it's dark out and im inside in the warmth. vote stands nonetheless.

[inHimshallibe]

I'll

vote: Rainbow Brite

for her lack of the concept of capitalization.

[Rainbow Brite]

im perfectly AWARE of capitals...

i just dont like them

k? cool. 8)

[inHimshallibe]

Oh, a small victory! You've either found the shift or caps lock key. Now, let's spread the love around and make a neat sentence!

[Rainbow Brite]

dont patronise me inhim

you'll make me all sad

[Enigma91]

Well to get the random voting out of the way

vote : mos

as I'll inevitably vote him along the way.

[WindSlicer]

I want to OMGUS Maximumum but not in the mood to put a third vote on.

So, I think I'll just say Good Mornin' to the Lot o' Ya

[Tamuz]

I want to

vote: Rainbow Bright

because I believe he is Seol, and Seol writes really long posts that I don't want to read.

[Iammars]

Random Vote: WindSlicer

For almost destroying me in Rumble!

And Tamuz, I can tell you that I know Rainbow Brite in real life, and SHE is not Seol.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lies, there is enough documented evidence that Seol really is rainbow brite and has been unleashed upon us in some sort of devilish experiment Phoebus designed to test if chicks that post in a cutesy way with a cutesy name can get more slack than a normal player.

I say we scuttle this evil attempt to play with our minds by the Dutch Mastermind of Terror by bandwagonning his lovely test subject.

Basically until I see a pic and a voicetranscript or maybe a video, I not believe this fellow is anyone other than seol.

vote Rainbow Brite

[Axelrod]

Vote Iammars

for the first blatant lie of the game.

Willie Wonka the vig, eh. This should be interesting.

[GreenLiquid]

Vote Pooky

for killing Willy Wonka. How could you?

[Rainbow Brite]

And Tamuz, I can tell you that I know Rainbow Brite in real life, and SHE is not Seol.

uh, you do, do you? tell me, why do you lie so?

lies, there is enough documented evidence that Seol really is rainbow brite and has been unleashed upon us in some sort of devilish experiment Phoebus designed to test if chicks that post in a cutesy way with a cutesy name can get more slack than a normal player.

I say we scuttle this evil attempt to play with our minds by the Dutch Mastermind of Terror by bandwagonning his lovely test subject.

don't bring pheebs into this. wasn't his idea.

Basically until I see a pic and a voicetranscript or maybe a video, I not believe this fellow is anyone other than seol.

quite right too. oh, and pheebs'll be getting the pics soon (sorry pheebs, invasion of real life and that).

Vote Pooky for killing Willy Wonka. How could you? :p

elaborate pls...

[GreenLiquid]

elaborate pls...

How do you elaborate a random vote?

[Rainbow Brite]

Vote Pooky

for killing Willy Wonka

. How could you?

so you're not claiming information on that, then?

kthx, just checking.

[GreenLiquid]

Oh, I see, you thought it was an info claim.

Nope, nothing there (whenever I put a smiley it usually means I'm joking).

EXAMPLE:

OK, you got me. I'm scum!!

[Maximumum]

lies, there is enough documented evidence that Seol really is rainbow brite and has been unleashed upon us in some sort of devilish experiment Phoebus designed to test if chicks that post in a cutesy way with a cutesy name can get more slack than a normal player.

Are you saying that chicks who post in a cutesy way

aren't

normal?
And damn! if a cutesy name would get me some slack consider me "FlowersHeartsandBows" from now on .